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Right Wing WALL-E Meltdown

TUESDAY JULY 8 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Wall-E, Right Wing

Holy shit, just when you think the right wing can’t be more retarded, WALL-E comes out and they lose their shit. Apparently, WALL-E is an evil movie full of “liberal propaganda” and “fear mongering.” The sweet little robot movie is poisoning the minds of our youth with its “agenda.”

Wha? Would that agenda be, “Don’t pollute and get off your ass?” Seriously? That is what they are getting upset about? What the fuck is wrong with these morons? And they are morons. Take a look:

Shannen Coffin:


From the first moment of the film, my kids were bombarded with leftist propaganda about the evils of mankind. It's a shame, too, because the robot had promise. The story was just awful, however.


Hey, lady named after the box we put dead people in, the movie is about love and the dangers of excess. Believing in exercise and using your mind are not part of the “liberal agenda.” That God you worship sort of set shit up like that. He gave you parts to use. The movie is saying if you don’t use the shit God gave you, then it ain’t gonna work out that well. As far as all the pollution, you may want to become familiar with the term “exaggeration” because it is a pretty common storytelling tool. And as far as it being an "awful" story - welcome to the world of being alone.

Greg Pollowitz


I saw WALL-E with my five year old on Saturday night. It was like a 90-minute lecture on the dangers of over consumption, big corporations, and the destruction of the environment.


Welcome to the world of irony, Greg. I guess it would be “like a 90 minute lecture” if anyone in the movie spoke during the first hour. See, Greg, people speak during lectures. That is actually what a lecture is. You just compared a movie where no one speaks to a lecture and you were serious, which is hilarious. This was a visual feast, during which your simple brain was forced to work without being told everything. Oh, and it’s a FUCKING CARTOON. Are you still mad at Dr. Seuss because of The Lorax? I see no difference between you and a shit-throwing monkey.

Glenn Beck:


Oh, I can't wait to teach my kids how we've destroyed the Earth.


Here’s a tip, Glenn: The movie is set in the future, so they aren’t teaching you kids that we have destroyed the Earth, but that we may if we don’t change our ways. But, hey, now you can be as mad at robots as you are at penguins. Also, Glenn, please tell me if you know what a closed system is, because you sound mildly retarded.


Pixar is teaching. Just, this is great. You know if your kid has ever come home and said, "Dad, how come we use so much Styrofoam," oh, this is the movie for you.


Glenn, did you just attempt to make your point with Styrofoam? Did you actually just convey irritation that your child may ask a question about the overuse of Styrofoam? Do you actually think only people who are excited to tell their kids about the problems of Styrofoam (no one) will enjoy Wall-E? Has a thought ever entered your brain that you didn’t allow to come out of your mouth?

Dirty Harry:


Why go there? Other than the dark chuckles from the liberal critics around me, what’s to gain? And other than a lack of self-control or hubris on the filmmakers’ part, there’s no explaining it. But they did it. They actually had the President (Fred Willard) say about his failed mission, “Stay the course.”

Have we lost Pixar? Have we lost the wonderful studio who brought us The Incredibles and Ratatouille to Bush Derangement Syndrome?


Oh, dear. You stupid asshole. Do you not understand that art imitates life – and films in particular reflect what is happening in society at that moment? For you to take such umbrage at a subtle moment is both astounding and laughable. Not once during this film did I, someone who hates Bush to his core, think about President Bush. Only you right wing morons seem to be frothing at the mouth over this kind of shit. And yet, I bet you still love when a “Clinton getting a blow job” joke rolls out of Robin Williams' pie hole. Oh, and thanks for hating the movie about the dangers of excess but loving the movie about rats cooking food. That’s a great message for kids.

You’re a fucking tool.

Jonah Goldberg:


I agree with the charges of hypocrisy. I agree that the Malthusian fear mongering was annoying. But I saw WALL-E on Saturday as well. And I thought it was a fascinating and at-times brilliant movie.


Hey, thanks for being able to see through all the incredibly offensive images and enjoying the movie. But, I’m going to have to call you out on being a douchebag. For you to use the term “fear mongering” in a negative fashion is the height of irony.

Jonah, had this movie been about a world destroyed by terrorism, you would have jerked off until your penis looked like it had gone 15 rounds with Rocky. Maybe if conservatives had a creative bone in their body, they might be able to knock a few of those out of the park. But you guys don’t, so you won’t. Bummer for you.

Gennady Stolyarov II


The film blatantly conveys environmentalist, anticapitalist, and antitechnological propaganda — and aims it at an audience of children, who still lack the critical faculties and intellectual sophistication to evaluate all relevant aspects of the issues presented.

But I will not focus here on how egregiously unrealistic the film's scenario of humans completely trashing Earth is. A simple look around you will suffice to refute this possibility. Garbage is not piling up around us, and landfills are in fact remarkably effective at storing it safely and even using it to generate useful natural gases.


Egregiously unrealistic?

Gennady, you know that was a cartoon, right? You understand that there is a difference between cartoons and documentaries, right? You know that people don’t have superpowers, like that family in The Incredibles, right? And that toys don’t talk and run around, like they did in Toy Story? Also, you understand that you are a fucking moron, right?

I understand that the right wing seems to have no ability to form complex thoughts. And I am not kidding, or making a nasty comment. I truly believe they do not have the capability to construct complex thoughts. They only see simplicity and then react with grunts and shrieks. WALL-E is a classic example.

The movie is a love story first. And the true villain is technology – but not in an overt way. Advances in technology allowed humans to break with nature, which led them to become divorced from their humanity. Their culture and society is completely artificial and they have moved about as far away from being human as possible. WALL-E is now more human than humans, as he longs for an intimate connection and enjoys the fruits of labor. WALL-E is on Earth, living a natural and organic life, while humans are in space, living an artificial life. People have now become so reliant on technology that they communicate via computer while sitting right next to each other, while WALL-E attempts to communicate by speaking and finding a common bond. It’s irony!

My favorite aspect of the right wing hatred are the movie's religious undertones.

The robot Eve brings forth the new “apple” in the form of a plant that tempts them to leave the false world they have created, the false God of technology and instead choose life. Too bad the simplistic right wing monkeys couldn’t see the obvious religious undertones due to their rage over piles of animated garbage. Oh, and wasn’t one of the seven deadly sins “Sloth?” Does the right wing now believe that excess is okay? How the fuck did they get to this place? They are more cartoony than WALL-E.

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Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

JUL 08, 2008 10:04 AM

Wow, some folk really have lost all notion of just having fun at the movies haven't they? But even if that were the case, and wacko, jacko, and the rest of them crazies were even remotely close to making a point, it's not like there haven't been cartons filled with propaganda before, unless Der Fuehrer's Face doesn't count. whatever

Volkov

Volkov

Austin, TX
OLD SKOOL

JUL 08, 2008 10:23 AM

looks like a classic case of over deloped defensive coping mechanism/ creeping insecurity. they should have a 700th Annual Cupcake in a Cup to chill them out. Seriously. They had them at The Alamo Drafthouse. in a B&L Cup no less. yummy.

hellboy7

hellboy7

Austin, TX
July 2004

JUL 08, 2008 10:50 AM

Ok. ok. ok. I get the sarcasm and the irony of the article. I appreciate it. I loved the movie, the references, the allegory, the irony, and the sense of it all.

However.....

Leave the rightwing neo-wingnut reactionaries alone. They don't have much in the way of imagination, and asking them to look beyond the limits of their myopic existence is far to much to ask. There are other parts of Disney you can shuffle them to see. Like, BOLT. That looks like just the right speed for them, and it has John Travolta and is it Mylie Cyrus?? So, instead of teasing them with big words, give them a cookie, put on some Shrek, and pat them gently on the head. It tuckers them out when they have to exert themselves. kiss

that is all.

Save the wingnuts, kill a tree biggrin

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

JUL 08, 2008 10:52 AM

I loved The Lorax. I have yet to see Wall-E but from everything I heard it's fantastic.

smithers_jones

smithers_jones

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

JUL 08, 2008 10:57 AM

I heard that Al Queda gave Wall-E two thumbs-up.

ericwine

ericwine

Charlotte Hall, MD
January 2007

JUL 08, 2008 11:02 AM

Just makes you wonder why these people have some much time on their hands that they can bitch and moan about a childrens' movie.

misterfinn

misterfinn

El Cerrito, CA
October 2003

JUL 08, 2008 11:14 AM

I blubbered like a little girl all the way through the movie, and not because of the horrible environmental big corporation blah blah meltdown blah blah children blah blah horseshit.

Nope. What made me all weepy was one of the sweetest stories about loneliness and discovery and falling in love that I've seen in a long time.

/shrug

brandxofttl

brandxofttl

Scranton, PA
March 2007

JUL 08, 2008 11:22 AM

Brilliant article, man. I agree completely. I honestly did not even read the reviews beforehand - I just went to see it and I loved it. As soon as I saw that it had a message, however, I didn't even have to turn on my computer to know that the conservatives would be flipping shit. It's sad, really, because where they see all this "propaganda," I'm sure most kids just saw some cute robots doing funny things. I mean, if their children could seriously take that much meaning away from a cartoon, then they may want to think about the gifted program.

TommyJohn

TommyJohn

Ellington, CT
September 2005

JUL 08, 2008 12:01 PM

I dunno if this is gonna be able to undo the YEARS of mental training from Fraggle Rock that we are suppose to both respect and take advice from our garbage.

Nolan_Void

Nolan_Void

Salisbury, NC
July 2004

JUL 08, 2008 12:03 PM

Some stupid assholes just can't wait to be pissed off or offended about something. That was the sheer genius of the South Park movie. They made it about the assholes who were going to go out and raise hell about it, and like a fucking prophecy from Nostradamus the stupid idiots went out and acted exactly as they were portrayed in the film.

Oh well. If they are too busy fretting over what happens in kids movies, maybe they'll be distracted enough that they don't actually get in the way of any REAL kind of progress in the world.

RanusStudios

RanusStudios

Boston, MA
July 2007

JUL 08, 2008 12:25 PM

It was the cutest movie I've ever seen, and the only real comparison I ever drew between it (a cartoon) and real life (real life) was the first time we see the Buy N Large building, at which point I said, "Wal-Mart?" That was it, and then I remembered that Wal-Mart is sort of declining anyway. The rest of the movie was me going "aww" for an hour and a half.

KoopsterPwnz

KoopsterPwnz

USA
January 2007

JUL 08, 2008 12:34 PM

wow how can so many people be so fuckin retarded

MisterEnrolled

MisterEnrolled

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUL 08, 2008 12:40 PM

looshkin said:
wow how can so many people be so fuckin retarded



You're seriously not aware how?

attn_Hussein_ho

attn_Hussein_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

JUL 08, 2008 12:40 PM

Ive been following this as well, and I think I can explain.
The right wingers thought they could trust pixar! pixar made a movie about ayn rand (not really, it was called the incredibles. but apparently, it can mirror some randian philosophy if you use enough smoke. ugh) then they made a movie about cars!!! Now the right wingers have been betrayed!!!


The movie touches on two battles the wingers have been fighting for so long they dont know when to quit.

1. Walmart is great so shutup! : when people fight against walmart, they fight for a couple of reasons: their labor policies are awful, and that makes the surrounding businesses that arent awful dry up, because they cant compete. Also, walmart has a lot of crap you dont need.

well, this movie parodies the walmart has a lot of crap you dont need to the ridiculous extent. but the wingers are so used to fighting pro walmart in this consumer pro big business economy that they see any slight against the big w worth fighting.

2: The earth is going bad. The wingers are so used to fighting ANY ecological concern, whether it be global warming, the end of oil, melting icecaps, dying species, etc etc that they see that humans ruined this world and say OMG BAD. Because any ecological regulations will hurt SOME business. This one is more on the money, but Wall-e takes pretty great pains to point fingers at the humans as little as possible. The movie shows that the earth can be renewed , you just have to stop shopping.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

JUL 08, 2008 12:43 PM

am i the only person that actually watches movies to escape reality? When i enter a movie theater or put in a DVD it's main purpose is to get me to stop thinking about reality and just watch the movie for it's entertainment value.

I sat in the movie theater with my daughter watching this, and not once did i correlate anything between the movie and real life, simply because i wasn't thinking about it, it's a movie, it's main purpose in my life was to keep my attention enough to make me stop thinking about things, it's fiction at this point, that may change in 800 years, but right now, it's fiction.

And just so you know, at no point did my 8-year-old ask any questions about garbage, or Styrofoam cups. All she really wanted was the Wall-E video game for her DS, the Wall-E plushy, a Wall-E shirt and all the rest of the Wall-E merchandise.

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