I think what bentley is hearing is not so much the voice of god as the side effects of years of abusing meth.

that shit is sooooooo funny. thanks you jebus for all the crazy people who believe in you (and I mean all of them, there are no sane religious folx.... none. yes even you, moderate liberal christian... lol)


FUCK EM IN DA BUTT!

You might want to take a tolerance course.

SNL parody part 2?

Anyway, Reaper, great video. I cracked up and woke up my cats.

Uh, right, and you may want to take a clinic on satire.

Further, reading Christopher Hitchens' God is Not Great may be instructive as well. Religion is by definition irrational and dangerous and so tolerance of it would be about as wise as tolerance of nazism or fascism (or chrome for that matter- since we are on the topic of over-the-top philosophies). However, as long as religious people stay indoors I am fine with them breathing.

Fuck 'em in the [wherever, as long as it's indoors]



God is Not Great

Um, you might want to look that word up.

You're kind of not so bright, huh?

Was that supposed to be satire? Because if it was, you're no Jonathan Swift.

Instructive as to what? In polite conversation/debate, one does not simply say, "Here, read this, it proves everything!" If you believe something, make your point yourself instead of hiding behind a book.

Source, please.

How magnanimous of you.

jesus, spoiler that shit or something, man. made me choke on my goddamn Dr. Pepper.

we had a dude named Gay in our unit. he had a bit of a Boy Named Sue syndrome, so nobody fucked with him too much, but there was one memorable incident: "that's fuckin' gay, man. not like you, Gay. like boys sucking dicks gay."

"We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved..."

This "horrible nation" has the biggest balls.

...what?

I am guessing daezer6 was responding to this motorfirebox:

And to be fair about the mix of words; in this day and age of over Political Correctness "Homosexual" is the proper term over "Gay" and can get yelled at and complaints if you use the term "gay" when you mean "homosexual" especially if it is for a news article so it is a good thing there is auto-correct even if it does lead to funny mistakes.

going off of my personal experience and such, the people who are really getting bent out of shape about that don't fuck other members of the same sex.

why else do you think it's the GLBT/LGBT?* i mean, really. they fucking took the damn common word for "quite regularly happy" and made it stand for themselves! that's damn impressive!

Yeah, bro! Yahooooooo! Amerikkka!!!!!!!

(Anyone ever figure out what the symbol on the Greatest American Hero's chest represents? And why do his colors match the Nazi Party's?)

[Edit] I just looked it up, I guess it's maybe the Kanji symbol for the word Center in Japanese... WTF???[/Edit]

sure, but they're writing about homoqueerfags frequently enough to find a PCizing autoreplace useful. which isn't in and of itself a crime, of course, but one imagines that a conservative christian rag isn't writing about how gays--er, homosexuals--are awesome and nice.