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McCain: An Amazing Douche

TUESDAY JUNE 10 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: John McCain, GI Bill

John McCain is an insanely rich man. Johnny and his wife own eight houses. That’s pretty sweet. How many houses do you own? The wife is an heiress to the third largest Budweiser distributor in America. The company is worth $300 million, which makes Cindy McCain worth a sweet $100 million.


As heiress to her father's stake in Hensley & Co. of Phoenix, Cindy McCain is an executive whose worth may exceed $100 million. Her beer earnings have afforded the GOP presidential nominee a wealthy lifestyle with a private jet and vacation homes at his disposal, and her connections helped him launch his political career — even if the millions remain in her name alone.


Wow. A private jet. That’s some serious common-man shit right there. And just like most guys, the family owns a piece of a major league baseball team.


Cindy and her children own a minority stake in the Arizona Diamondbacks.


Groovy. I’ve bought a few baseball tickets, so we’ve got quite a bit in common. Oh, and Johnny likes to entertain the press at his modest estate.


John McCain held a barbecue recently for reporters at a two-story cabin near Sedona, Ariz., that sits on 15 acres owned by his wife's family trust and a real estate partnership in her name. The property includes four single-family homes and is worth nearly $1.8 million.


Of course, the majority of this information was released with Grandpa’s tax return information to the press. John apparently lives on a paltry salary.


McCain's Senate salary and book royalties amounted to $215,304 in 2006 and $258,800 in 2007. In 2006, the senator paid $72,771 in federal taxes and $84,460 in 2007.


They probably use his salary to tip the staff.

Now, you’re probably wondering why I’m bringing up the incredible wealth of Mr. and Mrs. McCain. It’s no crime to be rich, even if you keep calling your opponent an “Elitist.” Well, what about a guy whose family is worth over $100 million who is taking yearly Navy benefits of $58,358?

That’s how much McCain took in last year for injuries incurred as a Vietnam POW. He sort of forgot to list it in the tax return he released to the media, but that’s probably because the benefits not taxed. How sweet is that? Fifty-eight thousand tax free. Might actually mean something if he wasn’t a crazy rich millionaire.


On Monday, McCain's staff identified the retirement benefit as a "disability pension" and said that McCain "was retired as disabled because of his limited body movements due to injuries as a POW."


His body is so “limited” that he hiked the Grand Canyon in 2006. Actually, his staff described him as “technically disabled," the poor bastard. Actually, McCain did experience some horrible injuries. When his plane went down, he had a broken leg and two broken arms. The Vietnamese then hung him from his broken leg for a while, which is totally not cool. Maybe that was why Johnny sung like a bird when he was in captivity – after a whole 13 days.

McCain was shot down on October 26th, 1967. By November 9th, he was giving interviews to foreign correspondents, providing information on his prior command, casualties and tactics, which is kind of in direct violation of the Military Code of Conduct. But, hey, he was tortured. He spent 5 ½ years as a POW. I’m sure some of you are saying the guy deserves the cash.

He would, if he wasn’t a hypocritical douche. See, Senators Jim Webb and Chuck Hagel wrote a new GI bill last year that would increase troop college education benefits. Considering how royally we are fucking over our troops, it’s pretty much a no brainer to increase their education benefits.

Well, not for “58K A Year McCain.” Even though Webb practically begged him to support the bill, McCain opposed it.


Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, seemed to give a thumbs down to bipartisan legislation that would greatly expand educational benefits for members of the military returning from Iraq and Afghanistan under the GI Bill.

McCain’s opposition comes a day after petitions from 30,000 veterans arrived at McCain’s Senate office, urging him to support the modernized bill to offer veterans a college education.


Nice. He didn’t even bother to show up for the vote. See, he knows what it is like to be a soldier. Like most soldiers, he returned home, divorced his model wife because she had become fat and married a multi-millionaire. Now he collects a sweet 58 thousand a year while opposing a needed increase in education benefits.



So, why does McCain oppose the bill? It’s actually the most disgusting reason you could think up.


I want to make sure that we have incentives for people to remain in the military as well as for people to join the military.


John doesn’t want to give soldiers incentive to leave the military. The Pentagon is opposed to the bill – and Bush will veto it – because…


Officials in charge of Pentagon personnel worry that a more generous and expansive GI Bill would create an incentive for troops to get out of the military and go to college.


Oh, the horror. We can’t have that, now can we? So, every time you look at McCain, think about how that millionaire is taking in $58,000 a year, tax free, while opposing an increase in education benefits for our soldiers, because it will keep them stuck in the military.

McCain is a class A cunt.

 

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Chainlink

Chainlink

Christmas Island
August 2005

JUN 10, 2008 06:56 PM

According to McCain it was four days before he requested medical attention in return for giving up information. Including The name, position and size of his ship and it's targets. Though he claims he gave the names of cities they already hit as targets.

After four days, McCain made an anti-American propaganda "confession".[33] He has always felt that his statement was dishonorable,[45] but as he would later write, "I had learned what we all learned over there: Every man has his breaking point. I had reached mine."



Over all, I have a great deal of sympathy for his situation but it does seem odd for him to sign on to Bushs torture policies and make statements like "I will never surrender in Iraq !" while others are tortured and killed, after he surrendered info to save his own skin after only four days.

His military service includes crashing 5 planes, flying only 23 missions, getting captured, then giving up his entire ship and crew to save only himself. Not very heroic imho.
Sticking it out for five years, when he could have gone home on account of his famous dad and grandfather was about the only thing that seems truly respectable in his heroism.


Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

JUN 10, 2008 06:59 PM

Isn't McCain doing enough shitty stuff now to criticize? Economic policy, war policy, voting against vets benefit increases.... Don't you think that calling him out on what he did while he was being tortured is kind of a low blow? I don't really think this type of attack really helps anyone accept McCain. I mean, I'm the king lowlife around these parts, and even I think that is crossing the line.

Rude_Ruca

Rude_Ruca

I'm lost
December 2004

JUN 10, 2008 07:01 PM

Chainlink said:Sticking it out for five years, when he could have gone home on account of his famous dad and grandfather was about the only thing that seems truly respectable in his heroism.



Perhaps I am too much of an optimist, however, I wonder if he chose that as a sort of repentance after realization of the things you listed above. I think he is a very tortured man. And, believe me, while I have respect for him, I also am completely disappointed that this is the GOP's only option whatever

Rude_Ruca

Rude_Ruca

I'm lost
December 2004

JUN 10, 2008 07:02 PM

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:
Isn't McCain doing enough shitty stuff now to criticize? Economic policy, war policy, voting against vets benefit increases.... Don't you think that calling him out on what he did while he was being tortured is kind of a low blow? I don't really think this type of attack really helps anyone accept McCain. I mean, I'm the king lowlife around these parts, and even I think that is crossing the line.



We may need an ice pick here in a few minutes, but OMG, SMA and I are seeing, somewhat, eye to eye on SOMEthing! World peace CAN be achieved! I am convinced! LOL, sorry, that is a rather self important, short sighted view, I know, I know.... wink

otaku

otaku

I'm lost
January 2004

JUN 10, 2008 07:04 PM

Rude_Ruca said:


I guess I am in the minority that actually believes, considering our current and potential military situations, that the next president SHOULD in fact have military experience.



Worth noting that Grant was a big time War Hero and STILL turned out to be one of our crappiest presidents.
MIlitary experience might be nice, but there are other (and one could argue, more important) things to consider as well.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

JUN 10, 2008 07:07 PM

otaku said:

Rude_Ruca said:


I guess I am in the minority that actually believes, considering our current and potential military situations, that the next president SHOULD in fact have military experience.



Worth noting that Grant was a big time War Hero and STILL turned out to be one of our crappiest presidents.
MIlitary experience might be nice, but there are other (and one could argue, more important) things to consider as well.



Probably the only person to top Grant on the list of worst and most corrupt presidents will be ol' Dubya whatever

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JUN 10, 2008 07:15 PM

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:
Isn't McCain doing enough shitty stuff now to criticize? Economic policy, war policy, voting against vets benefit increases.... Don't you think that calling him out on what he did while he was being tortured is kind of a low blow? I don't really think this type of attack really helps anyone accept McCain. I mean, I'm the king lowlife around these parts, and even I think that is crossing the line.


It is definitely a low blow. Stuff like this should be off limits, and for the most part it is. You won't hear Obama (or any of the people close to him) talk like this, and rightfully so. In fact, Obama almost always goes out of his way to talk about how much of a patriot and a hero McCain is. It's just the right thing to do. And you'd think with all of this talk about change, people would follow his example. But no. Partisan BS still rules the day. It's the same on both sides.

NarcissistZero

NarcissistZero

Philadelphia, PA
December 2005

JUN 10, 2008 07:16 PM

Forgive my... lack of understanding... but this is my first time in the news section and WOW, shit like this is news? Posted by someone with a "newswire" title?

Anyway... I fail to see how his being rich makes him a douche, and nor does being rich make one an elitist. Elitist means, as far as I know, feeling like one is morally or culturally superior, which no offense is just as often a liberal trait: "you eat meat and you are WRONG. I am RIGHT for not doing so", or: "you drive an SUV and therefore are evil and want the earth to die."

At the same time, I completely agree he's a douchebag for not supporting the troops and getting that bill passed. It might have had some horrid attachments, but we haven't heard anything from him about that. All we know is he was too pussy to show up.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

JUN 10, 2008 07:19 PM

In any case, I don't think there's the slightest indication that McCain's military experience has ever or will ever translate into a special ability when it comes to commanding the country during a time of war. If anything, as FTR has pointed out, it has made him even MORE inept as it grants him the ability to make poor decisions while simultaneously being able to use his time as a POW as a shield against the criticism that would call any other man's commitment to serving our troops into question.

This extends to his experience in general which, as far as I can tell, has never led him to do anything in his political career that a younger politician could not.

Anyway... I fail to see how his being rich makes him a douche, and nor does being rich make one an elitist. Elitist means, as far as I know, feeling like one is morally or culturally superior, which no offense is just as often a liberal trait: "you eat meat and you are WRONG. I am RIGHT for not doing so", or: "you drive an SUV and therefore are evil and want the earth to die."



You're talking about moralizing, not elitism. Elitism is about status, not choices.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUN 10, 2008 07:20 PM

Rude_Ruca said:

Nolan_Void said:Besides all that there is the obvious, that the man can't even keep the leaders of foreign countries straight, particularly the ones we are dealing most delicately with at the moment.

Unstable, unreliable, unsuitable to be president of the United States of America. I'll keep my fingers crossed until he loses.



Well, Barack Obama DID miscalculate the number of states in the US.....something along the lines of Campaigning in all 57 states....hm, I am sure there is a youtube around here somewhere with that on it. Oh, but that's right, he was tiiiiiired..... whatever wink


Meaning to say "47" and accidentally saying "57" is not even remotely close to the same thing as getting the Sunni-Shiite divide correct in a speech IN THE MIDDLE EAST, especially when your entire candidacy is based on your supposed expertise in foreign policy. If Obama was running for President on the platform that he was the country's best mathematician and he were giving the speech at MIT, that might be closer, but he ain't and he didn't.

(Oh, and hey, McCain made the "mistake" twice!)


I guess I am in the minority that actually believes, considering our current and potential military situations, that the next president SHOULD in fact have military experience. I mean, I read today that Obama is now considering former military personnel as his VP. May be a good choice considering he only served, what, 3 years in the senate and, well, that's right, NO time in the military....


That's really fascinating. I take it you would have said the same about that heathen Jefferson or that pansy Lincoln or that commie FDR, none of whom ever served in the military. By contrast, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Grant... those guys were AWESOME.

Did you vote for W? Because if so, your whining about the paucity of Obama's experience rings incredibly hollow.

Rude_Ruca

Rude_Ruca

I'm lost
December 2004

JUN 10, 2008 07:29 PM

Subrosa said:

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Nolan_Void said:Besides all that there is the obvious, that the man can't even keep the leaders of foreign countries straight, particularly the ones we are dealing most delicately with at the moment.

Unstable, unreliable, unsuitable to be president of the United States of America. I'll keep my fingers crossed until he loses.

Rude_Ruca said:Well, Barack Obama DID miscalculate the number of states in the US.....something along the lines of Campaigning in all 57 states....hm, I am sure there is a youtube around here somewhere with that on it. Oh, but that's right, he was tiiiiiired..... whatever wink



Subrosa said:Meaning to say "47" and accidentally saying "57" is not even remotely close to the same thing as getting the Sunni-Shiite divide correct, especially when your entire candidacy is based on your supposed expertise in foreign policy. If Obama was running for President on the platform that he was the country's best mathematician, that might be closer, but he ain't.



Rude_Ruca said: I guess I am in the minority that actually believes, considering our current and potential military situations, that the next president SHOULD in fact have military experience. I mean, I read today that Obama is now considering former military personnel as his VP. May be a good choice considering he only served, what, 3 years in the senate and, well, that's right, NO time in the military....



Subrosa said:That's really fascinating. I take it you would have said the same about that heathen Jefferson or that pansy Lincoln or that commie FDR, none of whom ever served in the military. By contrast, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Grant... those guys were AWESOME.



Whoa, whoa whoa, there, 'brosa....sheesh....and my statement must carry SOME weight, or your beloved messiah wouldn't have resorted to recruiting ex-military personnel as his VP. And, no, my assertion was situational. My god! Do you always assume everyone is making generalizations ALL of the time.....must be a lawyer thing whatever

Did you vote for W? Because if so, your whining about the paucity of Obama's experience rings incredibly hollow.



Wow, shocker....wasn't surprised by that reply AT ALL.....and no, I didn't vote for W. I knew it wouldn't have mattered anyway, because I live in Maryland, a traditionally democratic state, and Kerry won here anyway. I wrote in Colin Powell, actually. I have been hoping for him for a while. biggrin

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

JUN 10, 2008 07:37 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:
Isn't McCain doing enough shitty stuff now to criticize? Economic policy, war policy, voting against vets benefit increases.... Don't you think that calling him out on what he did while he was being tortured is kind of a low blow? I don't really think this type of attack really helps anyone accept McCain. I mean, I'm the king lowlife around these parts, and even I think that is crossing the line.


It is definitely a low blow. Stuff like this should be off limits, and for the most part it is. You won't hear Obama (or any of the people close to him) talk like this, and rightfully so. In fact, Obama almost always goes out of his way to talk about how much of a patriot and a hero McCain is. It's just the right thing to do. And you'd think with all of this talk about change, people would follow his example. But no. Partisan BS still rules the day. It's the same on both sides.



I think that criticizing McCain for giving up information under duress is a low blow. That said, one of the Republican talking points this fall will undoubtedly be his experience as a member of the Armed Forces, while Obama has never served. By all accounts, McCain wasn't a particularly good soldier (his giving up of information under torture aside). Add to that the fact that he seems willing to set a different standards for other veterans than those that he accords himself, such as collecting a sizable pension when other soldiers were denied theirs for precisely the same thing for which McCain is touted as a hero.

This is also completely aside from the fact that many Americans do not feel that the sole, nor even the main function of the POTUS is as the supreme commander of our Armed Forces.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

JUN 10, 2008 07:41 PM

Whoa, whoa whoa, there, 'brosa....sheesh....and my statement must carry SOME weight, or your beloved messiah wouldn't have resorted to recruiting ex-military personnel as his VP. And, no, my assertion was situational. My god! Do you always assume everyone is making generalizations ALL of the time.....must be a lawyer thing whatever



But he hasn't picked an ex-military person as his VP yet, and the majority of the people on his shortlist for VP have no significant military experience.

Furthermore, McCain and Kerry's military experience didn't do anything to faze Bush (in fact, they proved to be liabilities as they were used to paint them as traitors), so I really do think a history with the armed forces isn't all it's cracked up to be when it comes to getting elected.

Rude_Ruca

Rude_Ruca

I'm lost
December 2004

JUN 10, 2008 07:44 PM

Hooraydiation said:

Whoa, whoa whoa, there, 'brosa....sheesh....and my statement must carry SOME weight, or your beloved messiah wouldn't have resorted to recruiting ex-military personnel as his VP. And, no, my assertion was situational. My god! Do you always assume everyone is making generalizations ALL of the time.....must be a lawyer thing whatever



But he hasn't picked an ex-military person as his VP yet, and the majority of the people on his shortlist for VP have no significant military experience.



Heh, well, and from my posting on this, I am sure you already know what I am going to say to that: He really should and he probably will- if he hopes to win over ANY state that was red before (and/or that 25% left of Bushies). That is what it is going to come down to, I think. Also, in terms of Kerry, you should remember, there was a lot of hoopla about former military servicemen who felt that Kerry's post Vietnam actions were traitorous. Additionally, I think what his not winning came down to (no matter your belief in the whole vote counting debacle) people were turned off by the played up "Kerry is a flip-flopper"-notion. God! was I ever tired of hearing that by the end of that election!!! whatever puke

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUN 10, 2008 07:44 PM

Rude_Ruca said:
Whoa, whoa whoa, there, 'brosa....sheesh....and my statement must carry SOME weight, or your beloved messiah wouldn't have resorted to recruiting ex-military personnel as his VP.


Please point to where I said that military experience was not valuable. Moreover, if you'd bothered to read past the headlines, Obama is looking at military and non-military personnel. So, yeah. That means absolutely nothing. If he picks a military guy, great. If he doesn't, great. I certainly have faith that he's going to be a far better Commander in Chief than McCain would be for the simple fact that he's never voted for or supported completely nonsensical, destructive and illegal wars. The Sunni-Shiite thing is just icing on the proverbial cake, if you will.

And, no, my assertion was situational. My god! Do you always assume everyone is making generalizations ALL of the time.....must be a lawyer thing whatever


I don't know if it's a "lawyer thing" or not, but your "given our current and potential military situations" caveat could pretty well be said about all three of those non-military guys I listed too. There were some pretty big wars then too, ya know.

My point is not that Obama is better than McCain because he didn't serve in the military. My point is that your reasons for slagging Obama in comparison to McCain in this thread are silly. If you want to vote for McCain, by all means go right ahead. But if you're going to make a case for your guy, don't be surprised when people challenge you on your reasoning.

Wow, shocker....wasn't surprised by that reply AT ALL.....and no, I didn't vote for W. I knew it wouldn't have mattered anyway, because I live in Maryland, a traditionally democratic state, and Kerry won here anyway. I wrote in Colin Powell, actually. I have been hoping for him for a while. biggrin


Uh huh.

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