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Some kids went through hell at Camp Crystal Lake in the summer of 1979. By “hell,” I mean a crazy person named Pamela Sue Voorhees murdered them. Pamela was still smarting from the death of her son, Jason, in 1957. The kid supposedly drowned in the lake while the camp counselors were having a cabin party, enjoying pot, alcohol and each other’s genitals. Pamela then murdered a couple of the counselors and the place was shut down.

For years, she lived near the camp, watching to make sure it would never open again. See, Pamela was trying to save any innocent children from meeting the same death as her precious Jason. (He was a lunatic, by the way.) In 1979, when it appeared the camp would open again, Pamela killed seven people. She did this to save others. It’s what good people do. But eventually, Alice Hardy cut her head off with a machete. As far as the Democratic Primary is concerned, Hillary has been trying to save Democrats from the doom of nominating Obama. Thankfully, we have finally reached the point where Hillary Clinton meets her demise on the lake beach. All horrible monsters meet their doom, just ask Ghidorah.

It’s been obvious, for months, to anything with a brain in its head (including rabbits) that Hillary was finished. She lost the race some time ago, but decided to continue on in a Voorhees charge for the nomination. Now signals are coming from her campaign that the end is nigh. On Sunday night, after a small island a couple hundred miles from Florida, which is not allowed to vote in the general election and is not even a state, voted, the two candidates exchanged a phone call. Nobody knows what was said. The Obama camp claims he called to congratulate her. Right. He called to congratulate her on Puerto Rico after over 45 primary elections without a call exchanged. Uh huh.

Now, a phone call from an opponent is not much. Trust me, I’ve gotten quite a few in my life that don’t mean shit. (I'm looking at you, Ron Jeremy.) But there are other signs, like a fateful email went out on Monday night to all Clinton advance staffers.


There are strong signs the Clinton campaign may be preparing for the end.

Late last night an email went out to advance staffers -- the folks who usually prepare sites for future Clinton campaign events. The memo indicated that there was nothing on Sen. Hillary Clinton's schedule beyond a speech scheduled for the AIPAC conference on Wed morning in Washington.

The email told staffers this was not goodbye but there were no plans and therefore no locations where their services would be needed for now.


Certainly one could say there are no more primaries, so why would she plan any events? But anyone who would say that is a dipshit. If Hillary were to continue on, she would need to make her case day after day, hour after hour, until the convention. It appears she has no plan to do so. Good.

Oh, and Hillary has asked her staffers to get the books in order.


Clinton Campaign staffers and former campaign staffers are being urged by the Clinton campaign's finance department to turn in their outstanding expense receipts by the end of the week. That's a sign, to them, that the campaign wants to get its affairs in order soon. If Clinton were staying in the race, there'd be no real reason to collect these receipts now; she'd still be raising and spending money from the same primary campaign account. The campaign is in arrears to the tune of about $11 million.


That’s what you do when you’re wrapping it up. Next, Bill Clinton also made an interesting statement yesterday in South Dakota.


I want to say also that this may be the last day I'm ever involved in a campaign of this kind. I thought I was out of politics, 'til Hillary decided to run. But it has been, one of the greatest honors of my life to go around and campaign for her for president.


That’s a “good bye” speech. Thanks for ruining your legacy, Bill, and don’t let anything smash your asshole on the way out, or whatever that cliché is. Go back to your life on the "Fuck Jet."

Hillary has also planned an event for Tuesday night in New York. It will be the first night since the primary began that she has not held an event in a state that is voting, or will be voting. Invitations have been sent out to staffers to come to New York.


They can use a plane ticket to fly to NY for a party on Tuesday night where Clinton will address supporters.


All of her top donors and fundraisers have also been invited to the event, yet her campaign continues to say it’s just a final primary party. Too bad all the donors aren't on board with that explanation.


"This has never happened before," one donor said, referring to the personalized request by email to attend the event in New York Tuesday night.


Of course Hillary and her people continue to state that they are going to fight on until there is a nominee, just as Pamela Voorhees probably would have said she was going to keep killing – until her head was removed from her body. If Hillary doesn’t pull out on her own, the Democratic Party is sharpening the machete.


The remaining Democratic senators who have yet to pick a side in the party's presidential nomination fight will meet this afternoon at the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee's headquarters on Capitol Hill to plot strategy for the coming days, according to Democratic sources.


And her big political peeps are telling her to take a walk. One of her campaign’s national co-chairs, former Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack, laid it out.


It does appear to be pretty clear that Senator Obama is going to be the nominee. After Tuesday's contests, she needs to acknowledge that he's going to be the nominee and quickly get behind him.


And superdelegates are coming out and telling Lady Voorhees to back her shit down.


"It would be most beneficial if we resolved this nomination sooner rather than later," said U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz of Florida, a high-profile superdelegate who backs Clinton. "The more time we have to get through a general-election period and the more time we have to prepare in advance of the convention, the better."


"She'll do the right thing for America, and I don't think we're going to fight this at the convention," said Pennsylvania Gov. Edward G. Rendell, a top Clinton supporter and party superdelegate, speaking on CBS. "Because even were we to win it, unless it's going to change enough delegates for Sen. Clinton to get the nomination, then it would be a fight that would have no purpose."


Alice Huffman, a member of the rules panel and a superdelegate committed to Clinton, said she would not support an appeal if Obama had clearly won the delegate fight.

"What's the point for a challenge, if a challenge doesn't change the status of anything?" asked Huffman.


Hillary may not bail on Tuesday night, but she will be gone by the end of the week. Her last chance to grab the nomination was dashed when the Democratic Party decided this weekend to give Obama more than zero Michigan delegates. Everyone knows it’s over now. That’s why her supporters are losing their fucking minds.



The most telling piece of information came yesterday morning on a conference call with the Clinton campaign and her top fundraisers.


Clinton strategist Harold Ickes spoke in very conciliatory terms about Obama, in contrast to his tougher rhetoric in public and on television, according to sources. He told the participants that Clinton wants to "significantly" help Obama, but he did not go so far as saying that she will announce withdrawal -- that is the prerogative of the candidate.

Ickes told the group to "take a deep breath" and let Clinton proceed in her own fashion.


Um. Done that.

If you live in California, go vote today. No on 98. It's very important. Very, very important. - FTR

 

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gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

JUN 03, 2008 08:46 PM

JekyllAndHyde said:
Why do these Hillary supporters talk about their votes not counting? They do count. So do Obama's. And he got more of them.



Perhaps because they don't. You vote Hilliary, you get Obama. Sure they voted, but they lost and in the US system don't get jack for that.

They wanted the first female president of the US, a touchstone for US feminists since the 1890s. What they have instead is the possibility of the first black US president. And some people are going to take that badly and feel they have been ignored, denied, whatever.

From everything that has been written it appears that Hiliary's boomer feminist supporters don't see a lot to like in Obama or his team, which is decidedly male centric. Obama hasn't helped with some of his statements being seen as patronising etc, though mind you I haven't been able to work out why but these people are touchy.

So yeah, their votes haven't counted. They been counted, but once again the boomer feminists know that the male dominated democratic establishment hates them and is only interested in keeping women in the kitchen. Give them time and they'll actually like the outcome, nothing better than being oppressed to make you feel good about your ideology.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

JUN 03, 2008 08:52 PM

LostLucy said:
John McCain is speaking minutes b4 barack is supposed to, and it is making me wonder why the GOP always has to play dirty?



Because it politics and their opponents? its good tactics and not dirty IMHO, just clever.

scylis

scylis

Seattle, WA
November 2004

JUN 03, 2008 08:53 PM

ldhablo666 said:
I think Michelle Obama is more of a real leftist than Barack. I think she's hot too.

She just seems more radical than him, for what it's worth (this is a compliment of her btw)


I'm still voting for Nader, but at least that crypto-fascist Clinton aint gonna win.

Lock & load!



crypto-fascist? wow. haven't heard that one in a while.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

JUN 03, 2008 08:55 PM

LostLucy said:
That milkshake is reserved for one woman
She is an exceptionally beautiful and physically fit woman love blush



??? You think so? From her reported comments and activities during the campaign (and this from OZ so maybe we only got the low lights) she's a hardened political operator just like Hilliary. Looks like Hilliary too for that matter. Same middle of the road, conservative dress sense. maybe there is a shop were political women have to dress from.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

JUN 03, 2008 09:05 PM

livertarian said: I have seen this before, just not with a black man - that is the only difference. I voted for a rock star in '92, and he won, and then the novelty wore off just as soon as he got to Washington. 8 years of Bill Clinton did not help the direction of this country in my humble opinion.



Politicians usually go for the middle of the road as that is the best way to get the majority of votes. That makes them all conservative (in the true sense of the term). Obama is likely to be exactly the same because if he pushes a notably leftwing agenda during the campaign he looses. if he does it after being elected he looses the next election. And the dual nature of the US government Legislature vs Executive also makes it difficult to impossible to get anything past except with major compromises which leads to a middle of the road, conservative approach.

The left were disappointed with Bill Clinton. The right were disappointed with GW Bush. Chances are the left with be equally disappointed with b Obama. That';s what democracy is designed to do, disappoint the radicals and deliver to the majority.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JUN 03, 2008 09:07 PM

Nolan_Void said:
After watching her speech tonight, I only feel further reinforced that Hillary Clinton is now, and always has been, out for herself above all else. What turned me away from her was how her campaign became increasingly more about her than the country and the people she was supposed to be representing. Tonight she should have just come out, after having officially lost the nomination, wearing a shirt that just said "ME" in big letters.

I wish there could have been someone more graceful representing women. I wish there could have been someone more genuine. I wish there could have been someone selfless and compassionate, who wished to do what was right and best for the American people whether or not it was her way. Instead there was a self-absorbed lady who went crazy when it became apparent that there was no way for her to win, and she continues to spiral into schizoid dementia like she is some kind of Batman villain.

I used to feel anger at her, but now I think the general sentiment is just that of being exhausted with her. Personally, I'm not going to devote any more energy to thinking or talking about her.





Narcissistic Personality Disorder

The symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder revolve around a pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and sense of entitlement. Often individuals feel overly important and will exaggerate achievements and will accept, and often demand, praise and admiration despite worthy achievements. They may be overwhelmed with fantasies involving unlimited success, power, love, or beauty and feel that they can only be understood by others who are, like them, superior in some aspect of life.

There is a sense of entitlement, of being more deserving than others based solely on their superiority. These symptoms, however, are a result of an underlying sense of inferiority and are often seen as overcompensation. Because of this, they are often envious and even angry of others who have more, receive more respect or attention, or otherwise steal away the spotlight.

attn_Hussein_ho

attn_Hussein_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

JUN 03, 2008 09:12 PM

shhhhh. no is the time for coming together. healing. conciliation. now is the time to nod yes, uh huh, yes, youre right to all those harriet christians out there.



and then when obama wins in november

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

we take away womens' right to vote!!!

commonman

commonman

Baltimore, MD
August 2003

JUN 03, 2008 09:16 PM

I saw Hillary's speech tonight, and then I saw this video. Now it all makes sense.

Young Hillary Clinton:


Apologies if it was already posted, but I've never seen it. I LOL'ed, and I don't LOL much.

scylis

scylis

Seattle, WA
November 2004

JUN 03, 2008 09:17 PM

attn_ho said:
shhhhh. no is the time for coming together. healing. conciliation. now is the time to nod yes, uh huh, yes, youre right to all those harriet christians out there.



and then when obama wins in november

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

we end the suffrage of women!



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
fixed. sounds better this way. confuses them.

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

JUN 03, 2008 09:34 PM

gfvella said:

From everything that has been written it appears that Hiliary's boomer feminist supporters don't see a lot to like in Obama or his team, which is decidedly male centric. Obama hasn't helped with some of his statements being seen as patronising etc, though mind you I haven't been able to work out why but these people are touchy



Actually, if anyone had a male centric campaign it was indeed Hilary, who warmongored, bullied, and ran roughshod over others.

Here is a nice
piece from July 2007 about how Obama is more of a Woman (in a good way) than Hilary will ever be.




And Michelle Obama is nothing like Hilary, unless you imply a woman who is also well educated and successful in her chosen field. surreal

WAIT -- I bet it is the "power fashion" that made you think they were similar tongue

silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

JUN 03, 2008 10:20 PM

I think Michelle Obama reminds me more of Jackie Kennedy. Unlike Hillary, she's got class.

JekyllAndHyde

JekyllAndHyde

Nottingham, MD
April 2005

JUN 03, 2008 11:14 PM

gfvella said:

JekyllAndHyde said:
Why do these Hillary supporters talk about their votes not counting? They do count. So do Obama's. And he got more of them.



Perhaps because they don't. You vote Hilliary, you get Obama. Sure they voted, but they lost and in the US system don't get jack for that.

They wanted the first female president of the US, a touchstone for US feminists since the 1890s. What they have instead is the possibility of the first black US president. And some people are going to take that badly and feel they have been ignored, denied, whatever.

From everything that has been written it appears that Hiliary's boomer feminist supporters don't see a lot to like in Obama or his team, which is decidedly male centric. Obama hasn't helped with some of his statements being seen as patronising etc, though mind you I haven't been able to work out why but these people are touchy.

So yeah, their votes haven't counted. They been counted, but once again the boomer feminists know that the male dominated democratic establishment hates them and is only interested in keeping women in the kitchen. Give them time and they'll actually like the outcome, nothing better than being oppressed to make you feel good about your ideology.



Their votes did count. Hillary received delegates for them, just as Obama got delegates for his votes. I don't see how this doesn't compute.

I mean, in sports, one side wins and one loses. The losing team still gets credit for all the points they scored. And most athletes know how to accept a loss; they (usually) don't go around claiming they didn't get credited with enough points for their touchdowns or baskets or what-have-you.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

JUN 04, 2008 12:44 AM

JekyllAndHyde said:
Their votes did count. Hillary received delegates for them, just as Obama got delegates for his votes. I don't see how this doesn't compute.

I mean, in sports, one side wins and one loses. The losing team still gets credit for all the points they scored. And most athletes know how to accept a loss; they (usually) don't go around claiming they didn't get credited with enough points for their touchdowns or baskets or what-have-you.



Sports is a winner take all field of endeavour. If your political system is run the same way (and the US Presidency tends to be) then you get people who feel they are not being counted. Hilliary's supporters represent a quite different element of the Democratic party to Obama's. If they feel they aren't being counted then they will become disillusioned and won't vote.

This is part of the whole "healing" process Howard Dean goes on with. It isn't about making Obama supporters feel better, it is about ensuring that Hilliary's supporters, especially the boomer feminists, don't stay home come november. You may not like Hiliary, but her supporters have a right to be heard and if you simply go "nah, nah, you lost" then they take their bat and ball and go home home and we can play "Welcome President McCain".

Hilliary's supporters have to be shown that their beliefs and desires are going to be counted and supported. Not something that a forceful, competitive nomination campaign is good at. But Obama had better manage it once he has the nomination. The bullshit platitudes from both sides mean squat unless they are believed by the women who came out in droves to work in Hiliary's campaign at grass roots level.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

JUN 04, 2008 12:50 AM

LostLucy said:
And Michelle Obama is nothing like Hilary, unless you imply a woman who is also well educated and successful in her chosen field.
WAIT -- I bet it is the "power fashion" that made you think they were similar tongue



A woman willing to play attack dog for her husband is hardly Jackie O to mention the comparison made by another poster. Nor did I mean the comparison in a negative way. Despite the scorn heaped on Hilliary by the left-wing of her own party she is a hugely successful and capable politician. I'd say Obama's wife is just as competent given the razor sharp impact she has made on her husbands campaign. But that makes her Obama's Hilliary, rather than Bush's whatever her name is.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

JUN 04, 2008 01:00 AM

LostLucy said:
Actually, if anyone had a male centric campaign it was indeed Hilary, who warmongored, bullied, and ran roughshod over others.
Here is a nice
piece from July 2007 about how Obama is more of a Woman (in a good way) than Hilary will ever be.



This is the sort of comparison that drives feminists mad. Female candidates are either weak or they are bullies. Same stones got chucked at Margaret Thatcher, Indira Ghandi etc.

Feminist commentators during the campaign have argued that Hilliary is being attacked for playing the mans' game like the men do. They have also complained about the Obama campaign trotting out all the usual attacks on female candidates (hence the move to using Michelle Obama to attack Hilliary) which is one reason for the vitrolic dislike of Obama exhibited by many of the Boomer feminists.

A strong approach is unnecessary for Obama as male voters aren't going to instinctively worry about whether he is strong enough to lead or what will happen once a month (he has testes and that is two of the key requirements to be a leader). So instead he has concentrated on playing to other elements.

I would be very surprised that if once he has the nomination, and he can stop playing to the left, that he doesn't get all macho to go after the moderate republicans and non-aligned voters he will need to win.

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