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Which Creeps Run Your State?

SATURDAY MAY 24 2008 2:00 PM

Submitted by DevilsReject. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Religion, church and state,

National Elections are up and coming in November. They will be here before you know it. While doing some research online about local issues I continuously ran across an organization known as Citizens for Community Values (CCV) based out of Cincinnati, Ohio.

I finally decided to research them a little bit, considering they are a major force in Ohio politics. I started browsing their site and reading up a little bit on what they consider "Community Values".

It made me want to stab my eyes out.

I scrolled across the Issues menu selection and Homosexuality appeared, with another side menu that said Where do we stand?

I began reading and was pretty much just started rubbing my eyes when I got to this part:


First, CCV definitely is not "against homosexuals," those who practice homosexual behavior. We know that homosexual behavior is destructive to the individual and sincerely reach out to assist those individuals caught up in this behavior.


"Destructive Behavior" was the first thing that caught my attention. I am not quite clear on how being Homosexual is considered destructive behavior. Being with the person you love and desire to spend time with never really seemed destructive to me.

But hey! They said this:


Further, while disagreeing with the behavior, we firmly believe that those individuals are entitled to all the rights and freedoms offered to citizens of this community, state and nation. Compassion, respect and sensitivity mark our relationship to those trapped in this behavior.


"Trapped in this behavior"? So they don't have problems with homosexuals, they just don't want you to be homosexual and will help you do whatever you need to do to repress your homosexuality in so much that you gain a stomach ulcer, go bald, grow old and unhappy, join a right wing organization and then enforce ignorant policies on the rest of the citizens of your state. They have to get members somehow, right?

After reading (and chuckling) a little more about Homosexuals being an outright threat to the decency of my life, and realizing that they could have summarized the whole page with one sentence that read, "God hates fags!", I headed back to the Issues tab and found how billboards are harmful to our children. According to CCV, billboards should not:


Present children in a sexual pose or situation.


I agree with that one! (it was one of very few things I agreed with on this site)


Show contours of male genitals pressing against underwear or other tight clothing.


No penis on our billboards please. Errr, uhm "male genitalia". We definitely don't want our children knowing that men have penises. Actually teaching them about this would be too much, rather than talk to our kids, we should just remove all ads for men's underwear.


Focus on or emphasize the genital or pubic area, buttocks or female breast.


Tits and ass are just unacceptable. While I have yet to see a billboard with a giant vulva, giant boobs, or a giant ass on it yet, it's probably because I am doing better things than running around checking to make sure that the billboards are free of tits and ass.

Mostly, because even as a single-father, I just don't care. If my daughter saw a scantily clad man or woman advertising something, and she asked me about it, I would actually talk to my daughter and explain it to her, not hide her from it.


Show, give appearance of, describe or suggest urination, excretory activities or explicit sexual conduct.


Ha! Wait. WTF? Uhm. Beyond a couple low-talent hack DJ's in our area that might attempt something like this, I am pretty sure we don't need to worry about seeing people do this on a billboard. The majority of the billboards around here are owned by bigger corporations, that just wouldn't want the hassle from people beyond CCV.

To tell you the honest truth, there are so many billboards around here that I have for the most part, zoned them out. I don't really even pay attention to them. So technically, I could drive past a billboard with two people defecating on each other and not even know it. Actually, probably not, because the majority of the billboards around here are for McDonald's anyways.

Then I finally found the Holy Grail on their site. Pornography. Seeing that SuicideGirls could be deemed soft-core porn or art, depending on who you talk to, this caught my eye:


"Soft-Core" pornography is not prosecuted by law enforcement even though it is more harmful than hard-core pornography.


Damn you SG for sending me straight into Satan's lair! I knew this subscription was a bad idea, now I am going to have to suffer in the after-life burning in Hell while being poked and prodded with a giant pitch-fork by an over-sized red guy in a loin cloth who has hooves and horns.

CCV prides themselves on their site for cleaning up the Cincinnati area. They speak proudly of having removed strip-clubs from that area, and how they helped get stricter stripper legislation passed in all of Ohio. They have even gone as far as launching a "Dancer Hotline" in which you can call to help an exotic dancer leave the industry that is supposedly killing them.

They're patting themselves on the back for keeping gambling and casinos out of Ohio. Pennsylvania, Kentucky, West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, all the states that border Ohio have casinos. But not in Ohio!

Thank you CCV for protecting the decency of my life by preventing companies that could potentially supply thousands of jobs for Ohioans from coming here. Thank you for saving me from that evil money that is spent at casinos, and driving it out of Ohio to the surrounding states. Thank you for protecting me from the deviant homosexuals and strippers. I feel much safer.

While CCV continues to battle these issues and congratulate themselves on removing jobs from Ohio, wonderful blogs and articles like this one continue to come out.


According to the U.S. Department of Labor, Ohio had 209,400 fewer nonfarm jobs in December 2007 than it had in December 2000. This loss of 3.7 percent of Ohio’s jobs is the worst seven-year loss in state records that begin in 1939 as the Great Depression was ending.


So while Ohioans are attempting to find work, the CCV does everything it can to prevent jobs from coming into the state, and are destroying jobs that are still in Ohio.

I strongly suggest that if the CCV wants to improve things, that they start within their own community before preaching to me and pushing legislation on how I should live my life.

What's the point of all this? While states like Oregon, which elected an openly gay mayor and California which legalized gay marriage take huge strides forward with organizations that promote self awareness, states like Ohio continue to take huge strides backwards with organizations that continue to oppress people due to their lifestyle choices.

CCV strongly backed Mike Huckabee, but since he dropped from the race, it seems they will continue to support Republican candidate John McCain, while attempting to get him to change his policies and views in order to keep the organization backing him


Dobson wants McCain to change his position on embryonic stem-cell research. “[Y]ou can't really call yourself pro-life if you're in favor of killing those babies,” he said.


It is almost like extortion.

The 2008 Election will be historical, regardless of the winner. I just hope that the religious fanatics, racists, sexists and otherwise ignorant people don't make up the majority of the United States. Regardless of who people vote for, I hope that people base their decision on issues that matter rather than issues that don't, like race, gender or sexual orientation, I am just not sure it's possible.

I hope this helps explain Ohio a bit better politically. While it's no excuse, it may help you scratch your head less when trying to figure out what the population of the state is thinking.

DevilsReject went through 12 years of Catholic School and no longer believes in religion or God, but is highly amused by Raptor-Jesus

 

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Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

MAY 26, 2008 10:11 AM

DevilsReject said:



phew! i was reading that site and it actually scared the shit out of me that someone would spend all that much effort on it.



Google "West Memphis 3" and you can experience the fear all over again! As hilarious as that site is, it unfortunately reflects a real phenomenon that exists in America.

Thanks for the article, though, CCV should be exposed for the bullshit nanny organization that it is. Ram-rodding morality law through local channels is detestable.

OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY
July 2006

MAY 26, 2008 04:17 PM

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:

OhSoOrdinary said:[spoiler]

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:

DevilsReject said:

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:

DevilsReject said:


DevilsReject went through 12 years of Catholic School and no longer believes in religion or God, but is highly amused by Raptor-Jesus



I got one extra we had kindergarten. Can you believe 4 years perfect attendance in high school? 13 years of that have turned me into a born again atheist. Looking now from outside in, it's unbelievable how hypocritical these people are.



I got kicked out of my catholic high school junior year. pre-school through sophomore year were at a catholic school, junior and senior were at a public school.


I was a total goody two-shoes. Altar boy, choir, minister. They had me hook line and sinker. Till I left home for college and was actually able to think for myself for the first time.



My parents are super Christian but they're the bizarre kind of Christian that nobody hears of anymore: the tolerant kind. Growing up they were sort of like, "Hey OSO, here's the Bible. We like it. We hope you like it too. But if you don't, that's cool. But we like it."[spoiler]



My folks are the same. Me, the wife and kids are actually going on vacation with them next week (first one in 4 years!!! YEAH!!)

They know I'm and atheist, and that's how I'm raising my children. They don't have any problem with it. Actually, I think I'm winning them over. They are going to be retiring and moving away from all their friends and their church, so we'll see how that plays out then.

Even when I was a believer going to Catholic church, it was never like the religious insanity that you see today. We believed in (and were taught in Catholic school) evolution, scientific method, the true age of the universe. I really don't understand this fundamentalism and the reversal of progress it is bringing with it.



My parents belong to the Church of Christ. It's Protestant and non-denominational. Very strict but love and kindness are strongly emphasized. They talk a lot about how being a Christian is to be a living example of God's love. I think that's why they aren't douches. I've talked to them about some of these crazy Christians and my dad (who is a part-time minister) gets really angry about how the make Jesus and Christians look bad.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 29, 2008 03:30 PM

OhSoOrdinary said:
My parents belong to the Church of Christ.


huh, holy shit. never thought i'd meet somebody else on SG who hails from the ultra-boring wing of christianity.

OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY
July 2006

MAY 29, 2008 03:55 PM

motorfirebox said:

OhSoOrdinary said:
My parents belong to the Church of Christ.


huh, holy shit. never thought i'd meet somebody else on SG who hails from the ultra-boring wing of christianity.



It's not boring. It's a black people church. It's a lot of fun. I like going. It's like in the movies!

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 29, 2008 04:01 PM

heh, well, the white people version is boring as hell. it's the office cubicle of religions, i'm not even kidding.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

MAY 29, 2008 04:14 PM

Toku666 said:

DeadBilly said:

Narghile said:

Priapos said:
Christian hippies turned me on to Crowley.



LaVey is better.



Supposedly he bedded both Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield, so, I guess he is. They were both pretty much frauds.



They both used their will to make of their lives what they wanted them to be. They certainly didn't have "magickal" powers, but they sure as hell were about the furthest thing from "frauds" that I could think of. They wanted to party with hot chicks, fuck, and get high. They did that.



And without musical talent, too.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 29, 2008 04:29 PM

motorfirebox said:
heh, well, the white people version is boring as hell. it's the office cubicle of religions, i'm not even kidding.



Does God take your stapler? Because you could burn heaven down.

OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY
July 2006

MAY 29, 2008 04:32 PM

^^ He really can't fail.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 29, 2008 04:41 PM

i don't think a stapler colored in such a bawdy manner would have made it into the CoC in the first place.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 29, 2008 04:44 PM

I don't want to live in a world without red Swinglines.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 29, 2008 04:46 PM

neither did i!

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

MAY 29, 2008 05:04 PM

SockPuppet said:

Toku666 said:

DeadBilly said:

Narghile said:

Priapos said:
Christian hippies turned me on to Crowley.



LaVey is better.



Supposedly he bedded both Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield, so, I guess he is. They were both pretty much frauds.



They both used their will to make of their lives what they wanted them to be. They certainly didn't have "magickal" powers, but they sure as hell were about the furthest thing from "frauds" that I could think of. They wanted to party with hot chicks, fuck, and get high. They did that.



And without musical talent, too.



...except LaVey was exceptionally musically talented. Among other things (about as many instruments known as Prince) he was, at the time of his death, the only licensed Theremin player in America.

Crowley, I have no idea about. I don't know what kind of chamber music matches poopin' on the rug.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 29, 2008 05:16 PM

what exactly are the consequences of playing a theremin without a license?

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

MAY 29, 2008 05:47 PM

Meanwhile, I shall try (guiltily) to get back to the point of this thread:

The pseudo-respectable press. The Daily Mail, the Express, the Evening Standard, the Daily Telegraph. They systematically spin all news in the same direction, and lieobfuscate about it when their influence is commented on.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

MAY 29, 2008 05:48 PM

motorfirebox said:
what exactly are the consequences of playing a theremin without a license?



people lose respect for theremin players. that's why there are so few left.

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