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GOP Prepares For Anal Rape

THURSDAY MAY 15 2008 12:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Republicans, Election 08

The big news during this primary season is not Barack Obama, but the shit kicking Republicans have taken in three Congressional districts. Illinois, Louisiana and Mississippi have given the GOP a glimpse of the future – and it is one ugly sight for the right wing. In each of these states, a Republican stronghold district was holding a special election because the GOP incumbent retired. And in each district, the Republicans lost to a Democrat. Losing in these areas would be like a Democrat losing in San Francisco. Expect a brutal bloodbath in November.

It’s the perfect storm. Republicans are stuck with the most unpopular president of all time, an unpopular war, a horrible economy and a fired up Democratic base. Many GOP lawmakers are retiring because their orgy days in Congress are over. So far, 30 Republicans lawmakers have retired or won’t seek re-election, compared to only 7 Democrats. Turns out the GOP suddenly found themselves unpopular with lobbyists and voters, alike.

Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert announced his retirement last year and his seat was up for grabs during the March 5th Illinois primary. Republicans spent a massive $1.2 million on a seat that they held for two decades. That amounted to 20% of the Republican Congressional Committee’s total cash on hand – and they were spending it in a district that hadn’t been competitive for decades. In 2004, Bush won the district 55%-44%. This is deep in Republican land.

Yet, local businessman and Democrat Bill Foster won the seat easily, with 53% of the vote. Not a good sign for John McCain, who campaigned and raised money for the Republican loser. And not a good sign for the GOP “Iraq is going super” mantra. Foster is strongly opposed to the war, while the Republican loser kept saying the surge was working. Not so much.

Next up on the Republican shame train was May 5th in Louisiana. Republican Richard Baker retired from Congress after 11 terms. The district he represented had been in GOP control for 33 years and, like Hastert’s seat, was largely a conservative and rural district. Serious Republican country – or it was, anyway.

Republicans also spent heavily in this Louisiana special election, dropping $1 million on radio and TV ads trying to link Democratic candidate Don Cazayoux to Barack Obama (black guy) and Nancy Pelosi (lady). FAIL. Cazayoux squeaked by with a 49% to 46% victory. That is an incredibly pathetic number for a Republican candidate in a conservative district, one that was actually redrawn in 2000 to make it even “more reliably Republican.” Richard Baker had won the previous 2 races with 72% and 83% and in 2004, Bush won with 59% of all votes. Now Republicans aren’t even hitting that all-important 50% number. Welcome to the world of grim.

Finally, on Tuesday night, Democrat Travis Childers easily beat his Republican opponent in a conservative Mississippi district. By “easily,” I mean 54% - 46%. That’s a fucking ridiculous number for a Democrat in a Republican stronghold and means a serious anal rape for the GOP come November.

This was as safe a seat as Republicans have. In 2004, the district voted for Bush by a margin of 62% to 37%. The GOP had a decent candidate named Greg Davis, who didn’t bring any baggage. Trent Lott, Mike Huckabee, Dick Cheney and Haley Barbour all showed up and campaigned with Davis. The Republican Congressional Committee spent $1.3 million, Davis spent over a million and Freedom Watch spent $500,000. And they went as pathetic as possible with their ads.



Black guy, black guy, lady! Oh, my God!

And yet, it resulted in a spectacular Republican FAIL. It is inconceivable that Republicans lost this seat and a harbinger of doom. The GOP can do nothing to stop the brutal devastation heading their way. Well, that’s not true, they can lube up and relax their sphincters. EVERY Republican seat is now officially in play. You will see them attack each other and even their God, George Bush. It only took 8 hours for a Republican House member to take a shot at El Presidente.


Rep. Tom Davis stomped on the concrete floor of the Capitol basement when asked by reporters about Republican fortunes at the moment.

"This is the floor," he said, by way of explanation. "We're below the floor."

Inside the meeting, Davis had just presented his colleagues with what he said was a 20-page memo outlining his prescription for a way out of this mess. He did not offer details to the press, yet did not spare the party and the president scathing criticism in his public comments.

"The president swallows the microphone every time he opens his mouth," Davis said.


Tommy is the representative for the city of Babytown. Here’s a tip, Tommy: For the past eight years, when Bush was putting forth the most retarded policies of all time, you probably shouldn’t have been tickling his balls and taking his load into your mouth. When Americans turned against the war, you probably shouldn’t have done everything in your power to keep it going. When Bush put forth his insane tax cuts during a time of war, you probably shouldn’t have acted like they were the second coming of Jesus. You are spineless, deluded cunts and the suffering coming your way is of your own making.

And just in case you don't get it, here’s where you stand, you ignorant shit beast.

The public believes Democrats are better than Republicans on most important issues by massive margins.


    On the economy, Democrats now have a 14-point advantage over the Republicans.

    On Government Ethics and Corruption - 45% now trust Democrats, while just 26% prefer the GOP.

    On National Security and the War on Terror, 49% of voters now trust the Democrats more, while 42% trust the Republicans more.

    On Iraq, Democrats hold an 11-point lead over the Republicans.


Congressional Republicans can blame Bush all they want, but they are at fault spending the past eight years acting like NAMBLA on a boy fuck-trip to Bangkok. Without a care in the world, they plundered our country and indulged in the most selfish and unethical acts democratically elected officials could. They aren’t even a party anymore. The GOP is a just a brothel, created to service corporate cocks in their angry, wet holes. Let the suffering begin.

 

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Stiles

Stiles

New York, NY
November 2002

MAY 16, 2008 08:41 AM

Reaver said:
Yeah, wait till next election cycle when people are reminded why they vote Republican in the first place.



Too bad the Republicans politicians didn't remember why people voted Republican in the first place.

Fiscal responsibility

smaller, more transparent government, including

no nation-building

It took the Democrats 50 years to fuck things up so badly that the voters routed them in 1994; it took the Republicans only 12 (14 if you're being generous).

Your party had a virtually blank check for a decade and look how they fucked up our country. It'll take decades to undo the damage done by this administration, both here and abroad.

Good bye and good riddance to this pack of fools.

Stiles

Stiles

New York, NY
November 2002

MAY 16, 2008 08:48 AM

One other thing, to everyone who is looking down their nose at West Virginians:

Most of these people have been in grinding poverty for a long time, and are fearful of change because change has not brought them much good so far. A lot of them have worked very hard at pretty brutal jobs (like coal mining) to get what little they may have.

Derision and stereotypes aren't going to help them, but better education and jobs will. Let's try not to reinforce their stereotypes of us, please.

Adroitbeing

Adroitbeing

I'm lost
September 2003

MAY 16, 2008 08:52 AM

abbazappa said:

SockPuppet said:

malkav11 said:
You know, I'm happy to see the GOP getting what they so richly deserve....and yet, I don't really want the country rigidly locked in the grip of the Democrats, either. At least not the spineless, pandering, center-to-right-of-center Democrats we've mostly seen the last several years. Obama as president would help some of that, but...I dunno, I don't see getting people of his caliber in most of the Congressional seats that're up for election. If any.

(This is not one of those "oh, the Democrats are the same as the Republicans" things. They're totally fucking not. But that doesn't mean I like them.)



Um, is it possible that this sort of groundswell could produce a move further to the left? I suspect it might.


I doubt it; most of the seats the Democrats won in 2006 where won by Moderates and not the Liberal wing of the party. This ground swell to the Democratic Party is more of a rejection of Bush and the Neo-cons and not an all of a sudden embrace of Liberal ideology. Of course a few Liberal Democrats will sneak in but I bet most of the Democrats that win will be Moderates. This is a good thing though since it means the end of the Neo-Con era of the Republican Party and hopefully the Republicans will go back to their roots (I am hoping it will be Barry Goldwater Conservatism).



Just like the selection of the Bush regime was a rejection of the Clinton legacy. What are you trying to say?

Try the word "progressives" versus moderate or liberal - it probably characterizes the current and ever evolving Democratic Party and you can use the term to convince your friends that you have evolved and become modern.

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest there are actually more important reasons people are abandoning the Republican party:

- People have come to realize that a "dedication" to "free markets" is not the same as a dedication to freedom or a free people. Our founders got it right, the Republicans have fucked it up, rewarding the upper 1% of American while pandering to the balance.

- You can't give the Republicans any credit for smaller government because it hasn't happened. More importantly, the platform has it wrong; smaller government does not necessarily mean better government and the Republicans have demonstrated that they have no idea how to create better government

- You can't ignore the war in Iraq. Republicans continually confuse continuing the war with keeping the peace. Wake up - they are not the same and many of us believe the progressives have this figured out.

Adroitbeing

Adroitbeing

I'm lost
September 2003

MAY 16, 2008 08:53 AM

Reaver said:
Yeah, wait till next election cycle when people are reminded why they vote Republican in the first place.



And pray tell, why is that exactly?

MisterEnrolled

MisterEnrolled

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 16, 2008 08:55 AM

Stiles said:
One other thing, to everyone who is looking down their nose at West Virginians:

Most of these people have been in grinding poverty for a long time, and are fearful of change because change has not brought them much good so far. A lot of them have worked very hard at pretty brutal jobs (like coal mining) to get what little they may have.

Derision and stereotypes aren't going to help them, but better education and jobs will. Let's try not to reinforce their stereotypes of us, please.



But does that really excuse them from educating themselves at a local library or making a simple Google search to discover the difference between Saddam Hussein and Barack Hussein Obama?

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

MAY 16, 2008 09:30 AM

Narghile said:

Stiles said:
One other thing, to everyone who is looking down their nose at West Virginians:

Most of these people have been in grinding poverty for a long time, and are fearful of change because change has not brought them much good so far. A lot of them have worked very hard at pretty brutal jobs (like coal mining) to get what little they may have.

Derision and stereotypes aren't going to help them, but better education and jobs will. Let's try not to reinforce their stereotypes of us, please.



But does that really excuse them from educating themselves at a local library or making a simple Google search to discover the difference between Saddam Hussein and Barack Hussein Obama?



Way to miss the point.

MisterEnrolled

MisterEnrolled

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 16, 2008 09:34 AM

Colinism said:

Narghile said:

Stiles said:
One other thing, to everyone who is looking down their nose at West Virginians:

Most of these people have been in grinding poverty for a long time, and are fearful of change because change has not brought them much good so far. A lot of them have worked very hard at pretty brutal jobs (like coal mining) to get what little they may have.

Derision and stereotypes aren't going to help them, but better education and jobs will. Let's try not to reinforce their stereotypes of us, please.



But does that really excuse them from educating themselves at a local library or making a simple Google search to discover the difference between Saddam Hussein and Barack Hussein Obama?



Way to miss the point.



Fear of change, to me, is an immature concept. I apologise.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAY 16, 2008 09:43 AM

Narghile said:

Stiles said:
One other thing, to everyone who is looking down their nose at West Virginians:

Most of these people have been in grinding poverty for a long time, and are fearful of change because change has not brought them much good so far. A lot of them have worked very hard at pretty brutal jobs (like coal mining) to get what little they may have.

Derision and stereotypes aren't going to help them, but better education and jobs will. Let's try not to reinforce their stereotypes of us, please.



But does that really excuse them from educating themselves at a local library or making a simple Google search to discover the difference between Saddam Hussein and Barack Hussein Obama?


If you don't have any access to the internet, or you're reading at a 5th grade level when you graduate from high school (and that's the average, not the bottom of the class, nevermind the ones who dropped out), there's not a very good chance you're going to be able to do either of those things for yourself.

So, yeah, it does.

It should be noted that West Virginia isn't the lowest performing state on most education measures, and that the above examples don't represent the statewide averages, but rather the reality of life in the areas where the type of ignorance we're talking about is prevalent.

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Hollywood, FL
July 2005

MAY 16, 2008 10:25 AM

If those people in WV I saw on the videos are representative of the ignorance we're talking about, how come they didn't just come out and say what they meant? They danced all around the "N" word, yet they wouldn't say it on camera.

This just shows that on some level they know they're wrong. They know it, we know it. But hey, we'll just refer to them as "blue collar working types" when everyone knows the term is redneck. So while it's truly reasonable to show empathy, their conditions still don't warrant an excuse.

Hopefully, the younger generation, with it's (improved) access to the information age, will be able to break out of this rut.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 16, 2008 10:51 AM

Mr_Matt_ said:
If those people in WV I saw on the videos are representative of the ignorance...

Which videos?

I saw this series on PBS about poverty stricken WVians (I believe it was WV), and the situation is pretty damn bleak. Even with really small class sizes they have a hard time getting everyone to graduate from high school. Some families need their kids to work in order to make ends meet, which means they don't go to school. They love Jesus, which is nothing wrong in and of itself, but their attitudes towards sex are um, well, lets just say they get pregnant young. But mostly it's about poverty. A lot of these places used to see a lot of economic activity in the forms of mines and then it either slowed so it only sustains a portion of the community, it moved elsewhere, or just ceased all together.

The grim fact is that without a proper economic base, all these other issues are moot. You might have a few that just don't give up and somehow move on, but they're the exception not the rule. Anyway... I really only wanted to know what videos you were talking about.

Oh yeah, in terms of using offensive words, don't think for a second they don't use them 'cause they know they're wrong. They don't use them because they know other people (those who might watch the video) think they're wrong. Trust me on that one. If they thought it was wrong, there'd be no dancing. But I'm curious to see what you're referring to.

Benzino

Benzino

Winnipeg, MB
November 2006

MAY 16, 2008 10:58 AM

The less Republicans in office. the better.

Nolan_Void

Nolan_Void

Salisbury, NC
July 2004

MAY 16, 2008 11:27 AM

Narghile said:

Stiles said:
One other thing, to everyone who is looking down their nose at West Virginians:

Most of these people have been in grinding poverty for a long time, and are fearful of change because change has not brought them much good so far. A lot of them have worked very hard at pretty brutal jobs (like coal mining) to get what little they may have.

Derision and stereotypes aren't going to help them, but better education and jobs will. Let's try not to reinforce their stereotypes of us, please.



But does that really excuse them from educating themselves at a local library or making a simple Google search to discover the difference between Saddam Hussein and Barack Hussein Obama?



I would say in some degree (a small one), yes it does excuse them. If you are raised in a family where you are only fed stereotypes and false views, it can be difficult to think for yourself. Some people never even consider that they aren't already thinking for themselves. It often takes stimulation from an outside source, a teacher or a helpful person that the individual can relate to for them to see beyond the narrow limits placed before them.

I always fall back on Socrates's theory that no person does what they think is bad, only what they think is right and good. If someone has a false view of what is good, then it can often be like a knot that needs to be unraveled in the proper way, and this takes care and proper knowledge of how to go about the unraveling.

The solution for ignorance is not saying "They should know better and just get out there and figure it all out for themselves." It takes a proper guidance for a person to be able to learn to think for themselves, and if we can find a way to fix the poverty and the education, I think the rest will follow more easily, but then the rest WILL be up to the individual. A proper environment can only do so much before the responsibility falls upon each person to trust what is right in front of them.

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Hollywood, FL
July 2005

MAY 16, 2008 11:39 AM

Old_Fritz said:

Mr_Matt_ said:
If those people in WV I saw on the videos are representative of the ignorance...

Which videos?



There's this one from the other thread.





And others which are floating around, but you get the idea.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 16, 2008 11:48 AM

Mr_Matt_ said:
There's this one from the other And others which are floating around, but you get the idea.

Yeah, I found them. Thanks for the heads up. I feel stupid. They were fairly obvious.

MisterEnrolled

MisterEnrolled

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 16, 2008 11:57 AM

Some things bean and Nolan_Void have said in this thread are things I just didn't know about. Thanks, gentlemen! kiss

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