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Asshole Fuckface Roundup #45

SATURDAY MAY 10 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Many people fear Asshole Fuckfaces and spend their lives hiding and cowering from the worst humanity has to offer. That’s where I come in. For centuries, my people have shown a light on the most hideous among us, so that we may know their identity and protect ourselves accordingly. Each week, I scour the Earth looking for the worst of the worst and present them to you, so that you may mock and scorn them, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. So, put on your favorite plastic hoodie and prepare yourself for a dip into Lake Disgusting.

First up, Philadelphia is no stranger to Asshole Fuckacery, but the city of brotherly love managed to reach new lows this week.

Police witnessed a shooting while conducting a drug surveillance operation in the Hunting Park section of Philadelphia. Four men in a car shot at and injured three people standing on a street corner. One of the suspects escaped on foot, while the three others sped away in a car. Police pursued and caught them. That’s when the Asshole Fuckfacery started.



Welcome to the world of cameras! You’re probably going to get to know those guys better in the yard. Oh, and way to make three attempted murderers rich. That’ll teach ‘em.

Thirteen of the cops have been suspended. The beating victims have been charged with assault, conspiracy and reckless endangerment. The beatings occurred two days after a police officer was shot to death during a bank robbery. Hey, maybe next time try therapy.

Next up, South African Asshole Fuckfaces have come up with a way to deal with lesbians.

South Africa is seeing an “alarming rise” in the number of “corrective rapes.” What are “corrective rapes” you ask? Well, get out your barf bag and take a look.


“Corrective rape” is the term used when a man rapes a lesbian woman, believing that the heinous act will somehow make the woman heterosexual.


Well, that’s about as awful a sentence as I have ever read in my life. Apparently the problem is especially acute in the Western Cape area. Corrective rape is mostly taking place in schools and is often a student on student crime. The University of South Africa recently did a study and concluded “schools are unsafe places for many lesbian, gay, bi-sexual and transgendered learners.”

But the entire country has a serious problem with lesbian rape. Recently a lesbian football player named Eudy Simeland was gang raped, repeatedly stabbed and killed after returning from a night out. Many South African communities also believe it is acceptable for a man for force himself on a woman if she ignores his come-ons.

Remind me never to go to South Africa. Also, remind me not to grow a vagina.

Next up, some soldiers in Iraq doing an awesome job of Asshole Fuckfacery.



Oh, man, how funny is it to kill dogs? Apparently it’s hilarious. Keep up the good work, boys. Shit likes this makes the military look awesome. And by all means – fucking film that shit and put it up on You Tube. Can’t see how that might be a problem.

Next up, there really are no greater Asshole Fuckfaces in the world than the ones who run Burma.

Burma was hit by a cyclone last week and death tolls are estimated up to 100,000. The country is completely devastated. Entire villages have been washed away and people have no food or medicine. It could not be a worse or more horrific situation. Yet, the military government refuses to allow aid workers into the country.


The country's ruling generals continue to block most foreign aid workers from entering the country. They declared they would accept aid from abroad but no aid workers or the logistics equipment to deliver it.


A few planes carrying aid have been allowed into the country – but far fewer than what is needed. The military is only using 7 helicopters to distribute the aid throughout the devastated nation. These Asshole Fuckfaces are simply evil.


The Myanmar Embassy in Bangkok, Thailand, where dozens of aid agencies have congregated as they seek permission to establish a humanitarian relief bridge, was closed today for a holiday. The embassy said it would reopen Monday.


By all means, take a break. You’ve been working hard with all the killing of monks and whatnot.

And the final Asshole Fuckface in video. (It's only a 3:21 video, don't know what happened and I can't fix it)

 

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669jones

669jones

Chicago, IL
June 2004

MAY 11, 2008 04:39 AM

The cops beating the perps in the Philly case wasn't Fuckacery. These sociopathic, murdering bitches had just committed a drive by shooting, they deserved to be shot on fucking sight. When cops beat a person for a traffic violation, that's Fuckacery. When cops take bribes, do that racial profiling shit, or any number of hate filled acts that's Fuckacery.
Since big brother cameras cover damn near every inch of South Philly it's hard to get away with shit. So, the cops get covered putting out a well-deserved Ass Whuppin' and that's too bad. I'd give the cops a pass on this one.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

MAY 11, 2008 05:42 AM

669jones said:
The cops beating the perps in the Philly case wasn't Fuckacery. These sociopathic, murdering bitches had just committed a drive by shooting, they deserved to be shot on fucking sight. When cops beat a person for a traffic violation, that's Fuckacery. When cops take bribes, do that racial profiling shit, or any number of hate filled acts that's Fuckacery.
Since big brother cameras cover damn near every inch of South Philly it's hard to get away with shit. So, the cops get covered putting out a well-deserved Ass Whuppin' and that's too bad. I'd give the cops a pass on this one.


"MAKES ME SAD: bullies"

Oh, the irony.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Also, I love being lectured on what constitutes Fuckfacery by a guy who can't even spell the word.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 11, 2008 05:49 AM

669jones said:
So, the cops get covered putting out a well-deserved Ass Whuppin' and that's too bad.


if we lived in a country under mob rule, that would be a reasonable position to take. since we live in a country where the agencies for catching criminals are separate from the agencies responsible for punishing criminals, it's unreasonable--some people might even say ignorant, possibly fucktarded--to cheer when agents responsible for catching criminals overstep their authority, and choose to punish them.

it's as if your plumber started messing around with the engine of your car. he's a plumber, not a mechanic, so you really can't trust him to do a good job with your car. only instead of your car not working, we end up living in a society with no justice.

ArtHic

ArtHic

Greece
June 2007

MAY 11, 2008 06:31 AM

pagnaet said:
FTR never ceases to disgust me. Mission accomplished, sir; Im ready to vomit.

However, I dont fault the soldiers in the video. It was probably a mine they spotted or something, and either set charges, or it just went off. Either way, poor poochie got exploded. I dont know about you, but Im not chasing a stray dog away from a bomb, animal rights be damned.



No. It was not a mine. There are two types of mines: anti-personel and anti-tank mines. The anti-personel ones, once trigered they explode above ground (which did not happen in the vid), the anti-tank ones are trigered when accepting very high presure, plus they look like huge metalic pills.

It was explosives. But why did they place them in that road in broad daylight?

Mankarlen

Mankarlen

Deer Island, OR
June 2006

MAY 11, 2008 06:34 AM

Appears you still have a use of the herb going or maybe somthing stonger perhaps? need to do something about that twitch puke

Shiny_metal_ass

Shiny_metal_ass

I'm lost
October 2006

MAY 11, 2008 06:35 AM

669jones said:
The cops beating the perps in the Philly case wasn't Fuckacery. These sociopathic, murdering bitches had just committed a drive by shooting, they deserved to be shot on fucking sight. When cops beat a person for a traffic violation, that's Fuckacery. When cops take bribes, do that racial profiling shit, or any number of hate filled acts that's Fuckacery.
Since big brother cameras cover damn near every inch of South Philly it's hard to get away with shit. So, the cops get covered putting out a well-deserved Ass Whuppin' and that's too bad. I'd give the cops a pass on this one.



Hope you get pulled over when a cop's had a bad night. Get back to me after that.

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 11, 2008 06:37 AM

OhSoOrdinary said:
I've found that Iraqis are afraid of dogs. They throw rocks at them and stuff.



Isn't that because most medium-sized dogs are about the same size as your average Iraqi male?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I'm also an arab, and boy are my relatives from Iraq fucking tiny.

SixBoxes

SixBoxes

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

MAY 11, 2008 08:26 AM

motorfirebox said:

SixBoxes said:
I'd also like to know if this entire argument is anything beyond the tired, old "what's the big deal, it's just an animal?" play, with a military twist.


it's not about the animal, to me. it's about the soldiers, and about how there's no attempt being made to understand why they would act the way they've acted. there are two reasons that i think the "OMG THEYRE SICK" attitude being displayed on these boards is bad: one, it shows a lack of empathy and understanding on the part of the posters--which, ironically enough, is the same problem the soldiers have.

second, let's think about what kinds of responses to this sort of behavior are actually useful to us as a society. if even relatively minor amounts of aberrant behavior--and if you are not aware enough of how humans treat each other to recognize that laughing at a dog that gets blown up is, indeed, relatively non-aberrant, then i'm not sure you really belong in this conversation--are met with derision and rejection, what can a person with an aberrant psychology expect if she/he comes forward for help? derision and rejection encourage further abberrance; they solve nothing. christians, for all their many faults, have a very useful phrase: hate the sin, not the sinner.

the soldiers in this video fucked up, and are fucked up, no question. a person can choose to respond to their actions in such a way as to help these soldiers (and all the others like them) mend, or a person can choose to exacerbate the situation as a cheap way of making themselves feel better.

in light of that? yeah--it's just an animal.



So which knee-jerk reaction is less accurate and more damaging?

1. Assuming that OMG the soldiers laughed at a dog blowing up! They're Asshole Fuckfaces!

2. Assuming that OMG the soldiers laughed at a dog blowing up! They're experiencing deep-rooted psychological trauma that no doubt stems from them being in a war and are on the verge of spiraling into psychosis!

How can we assess anything about these soldiers after watching a couple of minutes of video? We have no idea of what happened before the camera went on or after it went off.

Maybe people are reacting harshly in order to feel better about their own stance on animal cruelty. Or maybe they're forced to adjust to yet another image fucking with the concept of "Good Guys vs. Bad Guys" where the Good Guys care for every living (non-evil) thing, under any circumstance, and the Bad Guys are the ones that revel in the torture and murder of the innocent.

And I apologize if I glossed over any of your argument, but I'm just trying to post on an internet message board, not formulate a psychology thesis.

GRAK

GRAK

Iraq
February 2007

MAY 11, 2008 09:40 AM

I assure all of you who are worried about the K-9 population of Iraq that there is an over abundance of stray dogs in this country. If little Johnny lost his only pal in a war torn city I guarantee he found another Rover that same day laying on the side of the road, basking in the shade, waiting to be found and loved. Wait, Iraqis treat the dogs here worse than we do, in fact, there is such an over abundance of stray dogs in this country that every patrol base, FOB, COB, COS and BP has at least two adopted dogs that are well fed and loved because the locals treat em like garbage and the IA shoot em. The place I'm holed up in has 4 dogs that are very much cared for and taken care with talks of trying to bring the dog back that belongs to my company. I would even go out on a limb and guess that there was only one soldier doing the real laughing and the rest were probably his stool pigeons just playing along. Yes, there is peer pressure in the Army. Get over the damn dog.

Shiny_metal_ass

Shiny_metal_ass

I'm lost
October 2006

MAY 11, 2008 09:53 AM

GRAK said:
I assure all of you who are worried about the K-9 population of Iraq that there is an over abundance of stray dogs in this country. If little Johnny lost his only pal in a war torn city I guarantee he found another Rover that same day laying on the side of the road, basking in the shade, waiting to be found and loved. Wait, Iraqis treat the dogs here worse than we do, in fact, there is such an over abundance of stray dogs in this country that every patrol base, FOB, COB, COS and BP has at least two adopted dogs that are well fed and loved because the locals treat em like garbage and the IA shoot em. The place I'm holed up in has 4 dogs that are very much cared for and taken care with talks of trying to bring the dog back that belongs to my company. I would even go out on a limb and guess that there was only one soldier doing the real laughing and the rest were probably his stool pigeons just playing along. Yes, there is peer pressure in the Army. Get over the damn dog.



Well, now that you put it that way, I guess laughing at exploding dogs is perfectly normal. How could I have thought otherwise? Cause, you know, that was the entire point of the article, the death of a dog, not the soldiers reaction to it or anything. Or the fact that they filmed it. Or the fact that they took the time to upload it to YouTube 'cause it was so fricking hilarious! I'll sleep much better knowing these fine human beings are protecting my freedom and representing my country to the rest of the world.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 11, 2008 11:53 AM

SixBoxes said:
How can we assess anything about these soldiers after watching a couple of minutes of video? We have no idea of what happened before the camera went on or after it went off.


i'm perfectly okay with nobody making any knee-jerk reactions at all. to be clear, i think it's entirely possible that these soldiers are, indeed, straight-up asshole fuckfaces who would laugh at a dog being blown up--and maybe blow it up themselves--whether they were in a war zone or not. i, personally, am not leaping to any particular conclusion regarding these particular soldiers, and i'm asking others to do the same.

on the whole, though, while knee-jerk reaction #2 may or may not be more accurate, it is less damaging, in my opinion. #1 results in the derision of soldiers, which is not--in this case--helpful to anyone. #2 can result in enhanced and extended therapy programs for these and other soldiers.

Shiny Metal Ass said:
I'll sleep much better knowing these fine human beings are protecting my freedom and representing my country to the rest of the world.


guys like you are why the rest of the world hates us.

Shiny_metal_ass

Shiny_metal_ass

I'm lost
October 2006

MAY 11, 2008 12:07 PM



guys like you are why the rest of the world hates us.



Care to explain that? I think they hate us because of Asshole Fuckfaces like the ones in the video, and people like you , who make excuses for their disgusting actions, not people like me, who call them out on their thuggish behaviour.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 11, 2008 12:20 PM

knee-jerk reactionaries who get worked up over little things. politicians drag guys like you around by the nose en masse in order to gather support for whatever cockbrained, damaging scheme they're pursuing this week. if you took half the ire you've laid on these soldiers and directed it at an actual problem--something that you know for sure is a problem, because you've sat down and researched its roots and ramifications--you'd have the complete opposite effect; you'd be the leash that keeps those in power from using their power to hurt everyone.

and, hey, maybe you're not the type of person that you've made yourself out to be in this thread. maybe you're actually a major contributor to Amnesty International or something, and Our Lord and Savior Al Gore has your number on speed-dial for when he needs advice. but based on your comments, you're part of the pattern of behavior that the american public engages in that leads to soldiers being in Iraq in the first place.

Shiny_metal_ass

Shiny_metal_ass

I'm lost
October 2006

MAY 11, 2008 12:24 PM

motorfirebox said:
knee-jerk reactionaries who get worked up over little things. politicians drag guys like you around by the nose en masse in order to gather support for whatever cockbrained, damaging scheme they're pursuing this week. if you took half the ire you've laid on these soldiers and directed it at an actual problem--something that you know for sure is a problem, because you've sat down and researched its roots and ramifications--you'd have the complete opposite effect; you'd be the leash that keeps those in power from using their power to hurt everyone.

and, hey, maybe you're not the type of person that you've made yourself out to be in this thread. maybe you're actually a major contributor to Amnesty International or something, and Our Lord and Savior Al Gore has your number on speed-dial for when he needs advice. but based on your comments, you're part of the pattern of behavior that the american public engages in that leads to soldiers being in Iraq in the first place.



Thanks for not answering the question. You really have no clue. Welcome to baghood.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Altadena, CA
April 2005

MAY 11, 2008 12:25 PM

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:
I think they hate us because of Asshole Fuckfaces like the ones in the video, and people like you , who make excuses for their disgusting actions, not people like me, who call them out on their thuggish behaviour.



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