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Meet The Gastards

Last week, John McCain proposed an idea so incredibly stupid that Hillary Clinton decided to jump on board the next day. McCain and Clinton want to have a “gas tax holiday," which is a retarded way of saying they want to suspend the 18.4-cent-per-gallon federal gas tax and the 24.4-cent diesel tax between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

They say it would save Americans 10 billion dollars! Wow! That’s awesome. Until you use your brain, do a little math and realize $10 billion divided by America equals around 30 bucks each. Thirty bucks is now also known as a half a tank of gas. But then you lose that 30 bucks in damage done to your car by under funded roads.

Barack Obama is opposed to the gastard holiday – mostly because he’s not a pandering moron. That means Hillary gets to call him an elitist and say he’s out of touch with the average American. Just so we understand this situation, a lady who is worth $134 million dollars is saying that a guy worth $4 million is out of touch because he doesn’t want to give people $30 for an entire summer.



Yummy, yummy rich people. What a tool she is. Never mind that she was against a gas tax holiday in 2000.


And one of my fundamental disagreements during this campaign with my opponent was when he called for the repeal of the gas tax. Now, the gas tax is one of those few taxes that New York actually gets more money from Washington than we send. And we are totally reliant on it to do things like finishing I-86 in the Southern Tier, or the fast- ferry harbor works up in Rochester, as well as the work we need to do here in the city.


And that guy named Bill Clinton used to be against this idea.


But the problem I have with it, apart from what it might do to the Highway Trust Fund and the spending obligations that have already been incurred by the acts of Congress, the budgets, is that I’m not sure that the savings would be passed along to the consumers in addition to that. So I think there are a lot of questions about it.


Why didn’t Bill think the savings would be passed on to customers? Two reasons: First, gas companies are evil and they will just up the prices. Second, when you eliminate the gas tax, demand goes up, and then the price will go back up to what it was before the tax. It’s called economics. But, Hillary doesn’t want economics to get in the way.


We have to get out of the mindset where somehow elite opinion is always on the side of doing things that really disadvantage the vast majority of Americans. I’m not going to put my lot in with economists because I know if we did it right ... we would design it in such a way that it would be implemented effectively.


Oh, Christ, someone shoot me in the face. Please fucking kill me. I can’t take how stupid these people are.

Hillary is, of course, attempting to use it as a wedge issue in ads.



You go girl! Best way to win the Democratic nomination is to become a Republican!

The McCaintards are also taking swipes at Obama for wanting an economically sound policy.


“It’s clear Barack Obama’s not strong enough to provide immediate relief at the pump, and it shows he doesn’t understand our economy or have the ability to deliver for hard-working Americans,” said Tucker Bounds, a McCain aide. “Senator Obama’s arguments against John McCain’s gas tax holiday are complete fiction, and the reality is that he used to support a gas tax holiday before he was running for president.”


Right. Obama did support a gas tax holiday. That’s why he’s against it now, you fucking dipshit. God, why can’t I shit in the mouths of guys like this? Just once, I want to crouch over one of these guy’s faces and crap in their dumb hole. Amen.

Back in 2000, when prices were going apeshit and hitting $2 a gallon, Illinois politicians decided to give people a break. Obama and other lawmakers voted for a six-month holiday from the state’s 5-cent gas tax. The state lost $175 million in revenue, while the actual savings was only 3 cents per gallon because oil companies just upped prices.


"It turned out to have a pretty small effect," said Joseph Doyle, an assistant economics professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. "Consumers were slightly better off, but the benefits were spread very thinly, and the government was a lot worse off."


So, the McCain campaign is calling Obama a flip-flopper because he had the audacity to make a mistake and LEARN from it. Good stuff. McCain and Clinton are the worst kind of politicians in this instance. They are panderers attempting to take advantage of Americans who are having a hard time. They are playing to the emotions and vulnerabilities of people who are having major economic difficulties – which makes McCain and Clinton scum.

Nearly every economist agrees that the gas tax holiday would be a total disaster. Gas prices would simply adjust back up to where they were before the tax break. And it would have a profound negative effect on our roads and highways.


"This proposal would have devastating impacts upon the federal-aid highway and transit programs, sharply reducing funding available to states and jeopardizing hundreds of thousands of jobs nationwide. Such a move would be short-sighted and damaging to our nation's economy, while providing little relief to America's drivers."


Oh, hey, people work on roads and highways? You mean that $10 billion in tax revenue that goes to improve roads leads to jobs? Holy shit! Who would have thunk?

But I'm coming from a different place. I believe gas should be expensive. I think Detroit needs to build some decent cars that get over 5 miles per gallon. Right now American car makers are living in a fantasy land, a world that ceased to exist years ago. I think we need to drive less and think of alternative ways to get around. We need to invest in the energy-efficient and climate-friendly transportation alternatives. We are addicted to artificially cheap fuel and the best solution is to change how we operate.

A true leader would stand up and say, “America, you need to only drive out of necessity for one week. Those that can take the bus or a train, will. Those who can work from home, will. Those who can ride a bike, will. Those who can walk, will walk. Let's take a holiday from gas. Only by cutting our consumption will we lower prices.”

But that would take a leader, not a pandering fuck monkey.

 

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Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

MAY 06, 2008 02:01 PM

spot on and another reason heaped on the pile of why I'll vote for Obama in the fall. hell even if it's a write in.

this though


A true leader would stand up and say, "America, you need to only drive out of necessity for one week. Those that can take the bus or a train, will. Those who can work from home, will. Those who can ride a bike, will. Those who can walk, will walk. Let's take a holiday from gas. Only by cutting our consumption will we lower prices."



will work in some places. but many parts of America aren't set up for this. I think it'd be great if American cities were built on a more European model that allowed for easy mass transit and working within the community, but unfortunately this isn't the case.
Many major American cities don't even have really effective or reliable bus systems, much less subway or rail. America is a commuter country and it's going to take a lot to change that.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAY 06, 2008 02:19 PM

Volkov said:
spot on and another reason heaped on the pile of why I'll vote for Obama in the fall. hell even if it's a write in.

this though


A true leader would stand up and say, "America, you need to only drive out of necessity for one week. Those that can take the bus or a train, will. Those who can work from home, will. Those who can ride a bike, will. Those who can walk, will walk. Let's take a holiday from gas. Only by cutting our consumption will we lower prices."



will work in some places. but many parts of America aren't set up for this. I think it'd be great if American cities were built on a more European model that allowed for easy mass transit and working within the community, but unfortunately this isn't the case.
Many major American cities don't even have really effective or reliable bus systems, much less subway or rail. America is a commuter country and it's going to take a lot to change that.


"Those who can..."

Adroitbeing

Adroitbeing

I'm lost
September 2003

MAY 06, 2008 02:30 PM

Took me a while to locate this report (too many damn RSS feeds in my inbox). Ernst and Young in conjunction with the Urban Land Institute have published a report, which says in part:

Key trends we all need to be aware of as it relates to transportation:

- as we congregate in fewer, larger, sunbelt urban areas, we must be aware that we are also increasing the amount of transportation volume and subsequent infrastructure costs on a smaller number of already overburdened metropolitan areas. You may see it as being stuck in traffic, while planners see it as ever-increasing costs for maintenance and renewal

- current trends are actually putting more power (read money) into national or federal plans as local transportation projects take a back seat to larger infrastructure issues

- spending on infrastructure as a percentage of GDP has actually declined over the last 30 years.

Infrastructure as percentage of GDP

alaric

alaric

I'm lost
June 2005

MAY 06, 2008 02:34 PM

Here is a good article that examines the impact of gas prices and summer travel, at least to the amount of summer travel. Most economists (like krugman) just assume gas pricing is inelastic. The first articles suggest that is no longer the case. The second also makes the same case. These are part of the gas tax story, even if lord wonderful barack says otherwise.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3207029&page=1

http://www.boston.com/business/personalfinance/articles/2008/02/24/gas_costs_forcing_drivers_to_cut_back/

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAY 06, 2008 03:21 PM

alaric said:
Here is a good article that examines the impact of gas prices and summer travel, at least to the amount of summer travel. Most economists (like krugman) just assume gas pricing is inelastic. The first articles suggest that is no longer the case. The second also makes the same case. These are part of the gas tax story, even if lord wonderful barack says otherwise.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3207029&page=1

http://www.boston.com/business/personalfinance/articles/2008/02/24/gas_costs_forcing_drivers_to_cut_back/



Okay. Now try to understand that your point completely irrelevant to the gas tax holiday. Just try to wrap you brain around that.

QuargWarrior

QuargWarrior

Perry, GA
February 2008

MAY 06, 2008 03:27 PM

A gas tax holiday will not be of any significant benefit to the average American consumer. In Ancient Rome the concept was called "Bread and Circuses." Distract the proletariat with entertainment and bread. I am going to go out on a limb here and risk upsetting all of the true believers.

The modern version of "Bread and Circuses" would involve concentrating on what some drunken celebrity is doing or nonsense political campaigns between three clowns that do not care anything about you or the American public.

If you think there is any REAL difference between McCain, Clinton or Obama then you are seriously deluding yourself. They goal, their ONLY goal is to be in power. Over the last 30 years there has been much talk about many real and important issues.

Health Care
Social Security
Energy/Oil consumption
National Defense/Security
Illegal Immigration
The War of the Moment (Vietnam, Grenada, Somalia, Iraq 1, Iraq 2, etc.

The list can go on and on. During that time none of these issues have been seriously addressed. What did the US Senate spend time on in the recent past? The possible use of steroids by Major League baseball players to name one thing that jumps to mind. Give me a break. Democrats and Republicans spend their time demonizing each other and do absolutely nothing to solve the problem. I will most likely vote for Obama in this election based on a slim hope that he will actually do something to benefit the country, but I have very little faith that he will succeed even if he is so inclined.

As far as alternative fuel sources, better mileage, etc. the technology is there. We do not need to suffer with high gas prices if the proper governmental agencies would get off of their dead butts and release the necessary technology. But wait! That would mean that the flow of money to the bank accounts of robber oil barons and crooked politicians would end. We must, by any means necessary, struggle to pay high gas prices so they can have their million dollar homes and champagne/caviar lifestyles.

http://www.befreetech.com/suppressed_inventions.htm
http://storage.testpad.net/byronwine/
http://home.earthlink.net/~walterx9/Env/300MPG.html
http://www.runyourcarwithwater.com/?hop=snexis

I have probably pissed some people off who think I am now crazy or some sort of conspiracy theorist, but wait and see. If I am wrong I will apologize to everyone after the next Presidents term of office.



Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

MAY 06, 2008 05:02 PM

QuargWarrior said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

A gas tax holiday will not be of any significant benefit to the average American consumer. In Ancient Rome the concept was called "Bread and Circuses." Distract the proletariat with entertainment and bread. I am going to go out on a limb here and risk upsetting all of the true believers.

The modern version of "Bread and Circuses" would involve concentrating on what some drunken celebrity is doing or nonsense political campaigns between three clowns that do not care anything about you or the American public.

If you think there is any REAL difference between McCain, Clinton or Obama then you are seriously deluding yourself. They goal, their ONLY goal is to be in power. Over the last 30 years there has been much talk about many real and important issues.

Health Care
Social Security
Energy/Oil consumption
National Defense/Security
Illegal Immigration
The War of the Moment (Vietnam, Grenada, Somalia, Iraq 1, Iraq 2, etc.

The list can go on and on. During that time none of these issues have been seriously addressed. What did the US Senate spend time on in the recent past? The possible use of steroids by Major League baseball players to name one thing that jumps to mind. Give me a break. Democrats and Republicans spend their time demonizing each other and do absolutely nothing to solve the problem. I will most likely vote for Obama in this election based on a slim hope that he will actually do something to benefit the country, but I have very little faith that he will succeed even if he is so inclined.

As far as alternative fuel sources, better mileage, etc. the technology is there. We do not need to suffer with high gas prices if the proper governmental agencies would get off of their dead butts and release the necessary technology. But wait! That would mean that the flow of money to the bank accounts of robber oil barons and crooked politicians would end. We must, by any means necessary, struggle to pay high gas prices so they can have their million dollar homes and champagne/caviar lifestyles.

http://www.befreetech.com/suppressed_inventions.htm
http://storage.testpad.net/byronwine/
http://home.earthlink.net/~walterx9/Env/300MPG.html
http://www.runyourcarwithwater.com/?hop=snexis

I have probably pissed some people off who think I am now crazy or some sort of conspiracy theorist, but wait and see. If I am wrong I will apologize to everyone after the next Presidents term of office.





Christ on a crutch.

There is no 200 mpg carburetor, never was, never will be. Carbs mix fuel and air. That's it. They do not and cannot add energy to fuel nor increase the efficiency of an engine. To suggest otherwise is contrary to the laws of physics and betrays a woeful ignorance of how engines actually work.

Cracking hydrogen from water is possible but takes a tremendous amount of power in order to produce any volume or pressure of gas. Water is extremely stable - it is made of hydrogen and oxygen but is used to put out fires, remember? All those "run your car on water" devices produce a tiny amount of hydrogen, not nearly enough to make any significant difference to fuel economy, let alone actually run the engine on the produced hydrogen. Yo suggest otherwise again runs afoul of basic science and the laws of chemistry.

Your link from england forgets that Imperial gallons are 20% larger than US gallons so English MPG will be around 20% higher than the identical car sold here. The Civic VX was the high-mileage unit referred to with VTEC-E, which was EPA rated for 48 city / 55 hwy by the older and more optimistic EPA rating system. Also note that the English test method was not the same as the US EPA method.

defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

MAY 06, 2008 05:14 PM

some good hippie shit.

http://www.solazyme.com/

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

MAY 06, 2008 05:17 PM

bean said:

Volkov said:
spot on and another reason heaped on the pile of why I'll vote for Obama in the fall. hell even if it's a write in.

this though

A true leader would stand up and say, "America, you need to only drive out of necessity for one week. Those that can take the bus or a train, will. Those who can work from home, will. Those who can ride a bike, will. Those who can walk, will walk. Let's take a holiday from gas. Only by cutting our consumption will we lower prices."


Those who can..."


yeah, I got that. What I was pointing out was that it would take a significant change in American culture and city planning to make that mandate broad enough and apply to enough people to really be effective in reducing our gas use. Something I'd really like to see. American city planning has been generally craptastic for most of the last century.

also we have to address that a large amount of fuel consumption comes from commercial transport.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAY 06, 2008 05:21 PM

This is kind of crazy


CBS/AP) Chrysler announced Monday an offer that caps the price of gasoline at $2.99 a gallon for three years for people who buy or lease new vehicles from Wednesday through June 2. The offer is based on 12,000 miles of driving per year at the vehicle's rated fuel economy.

Customers will get a card for buying gas that is linked to their own charge account, Chrysler said. The customer will be billed $2.99 a gallon, and Chrysler will pay the rest.




link

Hunkpapa

Hunkpapa

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAY 06, 2008 05:49 PM

FearTheReaper said:
This is kind of crazy


CBS/AP) Chrysler announced Monday an offer that caps the price of gasoline at $2.99 a gallon for three years for people who buy or lease new vehicles from Wednesday through June 2. The offer is based on 12,000 miles of driving per year at the vehicle's rated fuel economy.

Customers will get a card for buying gas that is linked to their own charge account, Chrysler said. The customer will be billed $2.99 a gallon, and Chrysler will pay the rest.




link



If the price of petrol goes (even more) nuts over that 3 years, couldn't that really hurt Chrysler? Can they afford this as it is? It says in the article that they're already looking at cutting jobs.

Also, I notice that the Chrysler chairman is painting the proposed gas tax holiday as a less than great idea, because it will make people worry less about their fuel consumption and the miles they're driving... how is this Chrysler charge card going to make people worry more about those things more?

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAY 06, 2008 05:52 PM

Yeah, I don't see how this will work out well for them.

Makes the PT Cruiser look like a decent idea/

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

MAY 06, 2008 05:59 PM

FTR -


That's cheaper than the rebates they were giving out for the last few years.

here's their chart for how many total gallons they cover per model

If you bought a Caliber (good mileage), used the entire allotment and gas stayed at $4/gal (it's $3.40/g here in NJ) for regular you'd save a maximum of $1600 over three years.

That's the low end of the scale.

At the top end of the scale, if you bought a one ton diesel pickup and bought $5/gal diesel in California ( $4.40 now) you'd save $4,800 over 3 years.

If gas rose 1$/gal over those figures, the savings would increase to $3100 for the Caliber and $7200 for the Ram 3500 pickup.

By way of comparison, when I bought my turbodiesel Dodge pickup in 2005, I got $8,000 off the sticker price and zero percent financing over three years - about $10,000 off total.

So, this is a decent deal if you're a pessimist and believe gas prices will go a bunch higher, particularly if you really need something big and thirsty. The worse gas prices get, the better deal it is.

On the other hand, if you get something with really good mileage you'd save a heap of money as well.

The Prius will get about 48mpg, using 750 gallons of gas over the same 36,000 miles. At $4/gal, that = $3,000 vs. the $4500 you'll spend on the price-controlled $3 gas Chrysler is covering.

Expanding that out to 108,000 miles, and staying at $4/gal the Prius will cost you $9,000 in fuel while the Caliber will cost you $4500 for the covered fuel then another $12,000 after the program expires for a total of $16,500 in fuel.

At 5$/gal, the prius will cost $3750 in fuel, the Caliber $19,500 (4500+15000)... no bargain there, and the longer you keep the car and the more you drive, the worse it gets for the Chryslers.

Also, this program runs less than a month so it isn't likely to cause them major financial pain in the future.

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

USA
January 2007

MAY 06, 2008 06:04 PM

I can't add anything that probably hasn't been said before, so I'll just state my "Kindergarten Libertarian" position, that being the there really shouldn't be any taxes OR subsidies for the oil industry. I will raise a point I've heard else where, and that's the goverment does have a some what contradictory energy policy (like taxes and subidies of the same industry, or trying to decrease the cost of oil while preventing drilling in place like the ANWAR, and more explotation of local oil supplies).

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAY 06, 2008 06:17 PM

Seems too good to be true?

It is.



Dodge's latest marketing ploy is bad news for consumers.

Simply put, you get a special credit card when you buy a new Dodge (not every new Dodge, but most). You can use this credit card to buy fuel for $2.99 a gallon at any service station for three years following your date of purchase, regardless of the actual market price. Sounds great right? Everyone else is paying $4-$5 a gallon for gas (or diesel), but you're only paying $2.99 (provided you buy normal 87 octane gas - they're not paying for premium). Except for the fact that it's really not that great of a deal.

First of all, the program only covers enough fuel needed to drive 12,000 miles per year. Too bad the average annual mileage in the U.S. is closer to 15k miles than 12k. So, for average drivers, the last couple of the months of the year their Dodge gas card is going to stop working.

Secondly, since Dodge will have no way of knowing how far you've actually driven in order to determine when you've hit 12k miles, they're going to use the EPA average fuel economy estimates for each of their products to calculate how many gallons work out to 12,000 miles. Why is that important? Because Dodge makes you give up the cash rebate on the new truck to get the fuel card.

Unfortunately, the "fuel price protection" credit card is actually a worse deal for consumers (at least anyone buying a new Ram 1500). Here's why:

Let's say, for argument's sake, that regular 87 octane gas costs $5 a gallon for the next three years. Some people estimate that gas will actually stabilize at $4 a gallon, but let's be on Dodge's side and say it hits $5 and stays there. That means you'll "save" $2 on every gallon Dodge buys you for your new 08%u2032 Hemi Ram 1500. Of course, Dodge is only going to buy you enough gas to go 12k miles a year, which is 857 gallons a year using the EPA estimate.

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