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God Damn Reverend Wright

THURSDAY MAY 1 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Reverend Wright, Barack Obama, America, Christianity

I am horrified by the words coming out of Reverend Wright’s mouth and the crazy things he believes. I tried to accept that he was misunderstood, or that he speaks for a culture that I may not understand, but this weekend he went to the National Press Club and explained his positions – to my utter dismay. How can any man believe such things? Especially a Reverend! It is astounding that any American would accept as true such outlandish ideas.

I cannot stand the idea that a future president would have ever gone to a church where the Reverend stood at the pulpit and uttered such insane phrases this...


The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied.


It is horrifying that any man in this day and age would hold onto such a viewpoint – and even more horrifying that he would preach it to his flock. Church is a place where we tell the truth... such as, Jesus died on the cross, was then buried, rose from the dead and now lives at the right hand of his Father, making intercession for the believers forever. That is what church is for, not to spew the make believe ideas that have no basis in fact. Who would believe such insane nonsense?

When Wright first became part of the primary story, he was quoted saying, “God Damn America.” What kind of nut believes God would damn America? We are a good and decent nation. I do not believe God will damn us, at least not the true believers, like myself, who are lucky to be living in the End Time, when the son of God will return, the righteous will enter heaven, and sinners will be condemned to eternal hellfire. As an American, I am offended to hear Wright’s hate speech and don’t understand how someone can believe such crazy things.

The time has come to openly question Barack Obama’s beliefs. After all, he did attend this man’s church for 20 years. Does Obama believe, as Wright said this week, that…


Louis Farrakhan is one of the most important voices in the 20th and 21st century.


It is incredibly hateful to hold a reckless anti-Semite, like Farrakhan, in such high-esteem. Wright believes in Farrakhan and Farrakhan believes the Jews are evil. As a good American, I cannot disagree more. We faithful fully support Israel because we believe the 1948 creation of the nation marked the first event in the "countdown to Armageddon.” The Jews must reside in the land of Israel for The End Times to occur, which is why we back Israel. So, obviously a good American cannot support the hate speech of Mr. Farrakhan.

We really must begin to question whether or not Barack Obama has the same values as Mr. Wright. Does Obama also believe that on 9/11 our “chickens were coming home to roost?” Such wild fantasies are completely unfounded and are greatly at odds with any normal American, who believes that after the Rapture nonbelievers left behind on earth will endure seven years of unspeakable suffering called the Great Tribulation, which will culminate in the rise of the Antichrist and the final battle of Armageddon between God and Satan. And that upon winning that battle, Christ will send all unbelievers into the pits of hellfire, re-green the planet, and reign on earth in peace with His followers for a millennium. I’m sorry, Mr. Wright, Americans are good people.

I seriously question whether or not Wright can hold onto widespread American beliefs and dispel such racist and hateful thoughts at the same time. Who is this man? And why is he such a good friend of Obama? I do not adhere to the disturbing beliefs of Reverend Wright and I don’t think most Americans do either.

So, Reverend Wright, you may take your insane ranting and leave America forever. We don’t want your kind here, especially because Jesus is coming back any day now to kill the homosexuals.

 

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ChrisSick

ChrisSick

Long Beach, CA
March 2008

MAY 01, 2008 05:11 PM

FearTheReaper said:

ChrisSick said:
mec_nukka, please tell me how many honorary degrees have been bestowed on your for all your wonderful work doing community outreach?



He's a troll. Treat him as such.



I'd like to think that not everyone who disagrees with me on an issue is a troll.

Despite the massive, overwhelming evidence to the contrary around here.

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

MAY 01, 2008 05:18 PM

mec_nukka said:
Hmm, now this is interesting. Just look at these poll numbers:

A new poll shows it's now a Hillary-Barack dead heat nationally, when only as recently as mid-March, Barack had a 52 percent to 45 percent lead over Hillary. So strange.

Another poll shows that Hillary now leads in North Carolina, when she was down 15 points in the same poll just two weeks ago. Hmm.

Another poll shows a ten point swing in hillary's favor since Nazi Wright -- who Barack has called his "spiritual advisor," and had a 20-year friendship with, and who married Barack and his wife, and who baptized their kids, and who Barack dedicated his book to, and who's friendship Wright said a year ago he knew Barack would have to distance himself from, and who Barack kept on his staff until as late as November, yet who Barack claims to barely know -- gave his speeches the other day:

Another shows that shows that Obama lost 24 points among men in Indiana, in only five days! Imagine that.

Well, it seems like the house of cards is finally collapsing for everybody's favorite America-hating, anti-Semitic, black nationalist, closet Muslim Barack. Too bad.

My heart goes out to those poor souls who voted for him or were planning to, because to have entertained such a futile dead-end must feel utterly dispiriting and soul-crushing.

Ah well. Look at the bright side. You can always retire to your parents' mansion basement where you live and listen to rap to sooth your battered sense of neurotic white guilt which is the only reason you wanted him to be president in the first place.

Plus I'm sure Hillary will make a fine plan B!



Go fuck yourself.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

MAY 01, 2008 05:30 PM

mec_nukka said:
Hmm, now this is interesting. Just look at these poll numbers:

A new poll shows it's now a Hillary-Barack dead heat nationally, when only as recently as mid-March, Barack had a 52 percent to 45 percent lead over Hillary. So strange.

Another poll shows that Hillary now leads in North Carolina, when she was down 15 points in the same poll just two weeks ago. Hmm.

Another poll shows a ten point swing in hillary's favor since Nazi Wright -- who Barack has called his "spiritual advisor," and had a 20-year friendship with, and who married Barack and his wife, and who baptized their kids, and who Barack dedicated his book to, and who's friendship Wright said a year ago he knew Barack would have to distance himself from, and who Barack kept on his staff until as late as November, yet who Barack claims to barely know -- gave his speeches the other day:

Another shows that shows that Obama lost 24 points among men in Indiana, in only five days! Imagine that.

Well, it seems like the house of cards is finally collapsing for everybody's favorite America-hating, anti-Semitic, black nationalist, closet Muslim Barack. Too bad.

My heart goes out to those poor souls who voted for him or were planning to, because to have entertained such a futile dead-end must feel utterly dispiriting and soul-crushing.

Ah well. Look at the bright side. You can always retire to your parents' mansion basement where you live and listen to rap to sooth your battered sense of neurotic white guilt which is the only reason you wanted him to be president in the first place.

Plus I'm sure Hillary will make a fine plan B!



man, you're even better at satire than FearTheReaper! mec_nukka for newswire editor!

mec_nukka

mec_nukka

I'm lost
April 2008

MAY 01, 2008 06:05 PM

MrCrisp said:

mec_nukka said:
Hmm, now this is interesting. Just look at these poll numbers:

A new poll shows it's now a Hillary-Barack dead heat nationally, when only as recently as mid-March, Barack had a 52 percent to 45 percent lead over Hillary. So strange.

Another poll shows that Hillary now leads in North Carolina, when she was down 15 points in the same poll just two weeks ago. Hmm.

Another poll shows a ten point swing in hillary's favor since Nazi Wright -- who Barack has called his "spiritual advisor," and had a 20-year friendship with, and who married Barack and his wife, and who baptized their kids, and who Barack dedicated his book to, and who's friendship Wright said a year ago he knew Barack would have to distance himself from, and who Barack kept on his staff until as late as November, yet who Barack claims to barely know -- gave his speeches the other day:

Another shows that shows that Obama lost 24 points among men in Indiana, in only five days! Imagine that.

Well, it seems like the house of cards is finally collapsing for everybody's favorite America-hating, anti-Semitic, black nationalist, closet Muslim Barack. Too bad.

My heart goes out to those poor souls who voted for him or were planning to, because to have entertained such a futile dead-end must feel utterly dispiriting and soul-crushing.

Ah well. Look at the bright side. You can always retire to your parents' mansion basement where you live and listen to rap to sooth your battered sense of neurotic white guilt which is the only reason you wanted him to be president in the first place.

Plus I'm sure Hillary will make a fine plan B!



man, you're even better at satire than FearTheReaper! mec_nukka for newswire editor!



wtf?
Man, I'm too drunk to reply to this shit. Fuck all y'all! I will respond to this tomorrow %u2013 if you're lucky!!

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Mokena, IL
January 2005

MAY 01, 2008 06:06 PM

LostLucy said:
My point is his alignment was about social convention in his local geograpghy.

Obama divorces himself from Wright

Michelle and Barack on NBC

You people bore me. EL SUICIDO LOCO



He's Lawful Neutral, from what I see.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

MAY 01, 2008 06:11 PM

mec_nukka said:

MrCrisp said:

mec_nukka said:
Hmm, now this is interesting. Just look at these poll numbers:

A new poll shows it's now a Hillary-Barack dead heat nationally, when only as recently as mid-March, Barack had a 52 percent to 45 percent lead over Hillary. So strange.

Another poll shows that Hillary now leads in North Carolina, when she was down 15 points in the same poll just two weeks ago. Hmm.

Another poll shows a ten point swing in hillary's favor since Nazi Wright -- who Barack has called his "spiritual advisor," and had a 20-year friendship with, and who married Barack and his wife, and who baptized their kids, and who Barack dedicated his book to, and who's friendship Wright said a year ago he knew Barack would have to distance himself from, and who Barack kept on his staff until as late as November, yet who Barack claims to barely know -- gave his speeches the other day:

Another shows that shows that Obama lost 24 points among men in Indiana, in only five days! Imagine that.

Well, it seems like the house of cards is finally collapsing for everybody's favorite America-hating, anti-Semitic, black nationalist, closet Muslim Barack. Too bad.

My heart goes out to those poor souls who voted for him or were planning to, because to have entertained such a futile dead-end must feel utterly dispiriting and soul-crushing.

Ah well. Look at the bright side. You can always retire to your parents' mansion basement where you live and listen to rap to sooth your battered sense of neurotic white guilt which is the only reason you wanted him to be president in the first place.

Plus I'm sure Hillary will make a fine plan B!



man, you're even better at satire than FearTheReaper! mec_nukka for newswire editor!



wtf?
Man, I'm too drunk to reply to this shit. Fuck all y'all! I will respond to this tomorrow %u2013 if you're lucky!!



I call fake account!

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

MAY 01, 2008 06:13 PM

mec_nukka said:

wtf?
Man, I'm too drunk to reply to this shit. Fuck all y'all! I will respond to this tomorrow %u2013 if you're lucky!!



i'm sorry, did i just blow your fucking mind?

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

Knoxville, TN
OLD SKOOL

MAY 01, 2008 06:15 PM

mec_nukka said:

wtf?
Man, I'm too drunk to reply to this shit. Fuck all y'all! I will respond to this tomorrow %u2013 if you're lucky!!



Yeah, if you wanna call it luck.

coyotemike

coyotemike

Tuvalu
May 2006

MAY 01, 2008 06:35 PM

wildswan said:

mec_nukka said:

MrCrisp said:

mec_nukka said:
Hmm, now this is interesting. Just look at these poll numbers:

A new poll shows it's now a Hillary-Barack dead heat nationally, when only as recently as mid-March, Barack had a 52 percent to 45 percent lead over Hillary. So strange.

Another poll shows that Hillary now leads in North Carolina, when she was down 15 points in the same poll just two weeks ago. Hmm.

Another poll shows a ten point swing in hillary's favor since Nazi Wright -- who Barack has called his "spiritual advisor," and had a 20-year friendship with, and who married Barack and his wife, and who baptized their kids, and who Barack dedicated his book to, and who's friendship Wright said a year ago he knew Barack would have to distance himself from, and who Barack kept on his staff until as late as November, yet who Barack claims to barely know -- gave his speeches the other day:

Another shows that shows that Obama lost 24 points among men in Indiana, in only five days! Imagine that.

Well, it seems like the house of cards is finally collapsing for everybody's favorite America-hating, anti-Semitic, black nationalist, closet Muslim Barack. Too bad.

My heart goes out to those poor souls who voted for him or were planning to, because to have entertained such a futile dead-end must feel utterly dispiriting and soul-crushing.

Ah well. Look at the bright side. You can always retire to your parents' mansion basement where you live and listen to rap to sooth your battered sense of neurotic white guilt which is the only reason you wanted him to be president in the first place.

Plus I'm sure Hillary will make a fine plan B!



man, you're even better at satire than FearTheReaper! mec_nukka for newswire editor!



wtf?
Man, I'm too drunk to reply to this shit. Fuck all y'all! I will respond to this tomorrow %u2013 if you're lucky!!



I call fake account!



I call fake human!

defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

MAY 01, 2008 06:40 PM

nydailynews

Side Dish: Hil supporter still chums with Jeremiah Wright
Thursday, May 1st 2008, 4:15 PM

Barack Obama's estranged pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, and Hillary Clinton supporter Barbara Reynolds are tight as ever. Reynolds helped organize Wright's Monday National Press Club appearance, where he again stated his belief that America brought 9/11 on itself and that the AIDS epidemic was a racist plot. The Press Club has scoffed at suggestions that Reynolds arranged the appearance to embarrass Obama, who has denounced Wright's remarks. Despite the controversy, Reynolds and Wright couldn't have looked chummier on Tuesday night when they met at D.C.'s Mayflower Hotel. "They shared a hug and a kiss and then huddled in a corner," says our spy. "Then they went off to dinner."

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

MAY 01, 2008 07:00 PM

defaultx said:
nydailynews

Side Dish: Hil supporter still chums with Jeremiah Wright
Thursday, May 1st 2008, 4:15 PM

Barack Obama's estranged pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, and Hillary Clinton supporter Barbara Reynolds are tight as ever. Reynolds helped organize Wright's Monday National Press Club appearance, where he again stated his belief that America brought 9/11 on itself and that the AIDS epidemic was a racist plot. The Press Club has scoffed at suggestions that Reynolds arranged the appearance to embarrass Obama, who has denounced Wright's remarks. Despite the controversy, Reynolds and Wright couldn't have looked chummier on Tuesday night when they met at D.C.'s Mayflower Hotel. "They shared a hug and a kiss and then huddled in a corner," says our spy. "Then they went off to dinner."



defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

MAY 01, 2008 07:07 PM

rofl !

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

MAY 01, 2008 07:21 PM

Laughter's the best medicine.

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

MAY 01, 2008 08:34 PM

FearTheReaper said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I am horrified by the words coming out of Reverend Wright's mouth and the crazy things he believes. I tried to accept that he was misunderstood, or that he speaks for a culture that I may not understand, but this weekend he went to the National Press Club and explained his positions %u2013 to my utter dismay. How can any man believe such things? Especially a Reverend! It is astounding that any American would accept as true such outlandish ideas.

I cannot stand the idea that a future president would have ever gone to a church where the Reverend stood at the pulpit and uttered such insane phrases this...


The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied.


It is horrifying that any man in this day and age would hold onto such a viewpoint %u2013 and even more horrifying that he would preach it to his flock. Church is a place where we tell the truth, such as, Jesus died on the cross, was then buried, rose from the dead and now lives at the right hand of his Father, making intercession for the believers forever. That is what church is for, not to spew the make believe ideas that have no basis in fact. Who would believe such insane nonsense?

When Wright first became part of the primary story, he was quoted saying, "God Damn America." What kind of nut believes God would damn America? We are a good and decent nation. I do not believe God will damn us, at least not the true believers, like myself, who are lucky to be living in the End Time, when the son of God will return, the righteous will enter heaven, and sinners will be condemned to eternal hellfire. As an American, I am offended to hear Wright's hate speech and don't understand how someone can believe such crazy things.

The time has come to openly question Barack Obama's beliefs. After all, he did attend this man's church for 20 years. Does Obama believe, as Wright said this week, that...


Louis Farrakhan is one of the most important voices in the 20th and 21st century.


It is incredibly hateful to hold a reckless anti-Semite, like Farrakhan, in such high-esteem. Wright believes in Farrakhan and Farrakhan believes the Jews are evil. As a good American, I cannot disagree more. We faithful fully support Israel because we believe the 1948 creation of the nation marked the first event in the "countdown to Armageddon." The Jews must reside in the land of Israel for The End Times to occur, which is why we back Israel. So, obviously a good American cannot support the hate speech of Mr. Farrakhan.

We really must begin to question whether or not Barack Obama has the same values as Mr. Wright. Does Obama also believe that on 9/11 our "chickens were coming home to roost?" Such wild fantasies are completely unfounded and are greatly at odds with any normal American, who believes that after the Rapture nonbelievers left behind on earth will endure seven years of unspeakable suffering called the Great Tribulation, which will culminate in the rise of the Antichrist and the final battle of Armageddon between God and Satan. And that upon winning that battle, Christ will send all unbelievers into the pits of hellfire, re-green the planet, and reign on earth in peace with His followers for a millennium. I'm sorry, Mr. Wright, Americans are good people.

I seriously question whether or not Wright can hold onto widespread American beliefs and dispel such racist and hateful thoughts at the same time. Who is this man? And why is he such a good friend of Obama? I do not adhere to the disturbing beliefs of Reverend Wright and I don't think most Americans do either.

So, Reverend Wright, you may take your insane ranting and leave America forever. We don't want your kind here, especially because Jesus is coming back any day now to kill the homosexuals.



photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

MAY 01, 2008 09:37 PM

Two wrongs don't make a Wright Brother.

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