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Hillary Is An Abomination

THURSDAY APRIL 24 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Democratic Primary

Yes, I called Hillary Clinton an abomination. I could not be more correct with my description and here is the definition of abomination to prove it:


    Abomination - A*bom`i*na"tion, n.

    That which is abominable; anything hateful, wicked, or shamefully vile; an object or state that excites disgust and hatred; a hateful or shameful vice; pollution.


Fits perfectly. Hillary would, obviously, disagree. A month ago, she compared herself to Rocky.



It’s true. Hillary is Rocky because she is not going to win and she is beating the shit out of Obama, while getting the shit beat out of herself at the same time. Sadly, Rocky and Apollo Creed fought for 15 rounds – a fight length that is now illegal because of the damage done to the fighters.



We are now in round 13, with a couple more horrible, bloody rounds to go. I can only assume Hillary will be holding onto Bill at the end, mumbling, “I did it,” though her grizzled and battered face. Just like Rocky, there will be no knock out and the decision will go to the judges. In this case, they are known as the superdelegates.

This abomination will not give up. Her spinmeisters are running around telling everyone who will listen that Obama is unelectable and can’t win big states. The unelectable argument is moronic because she is behind in delegates and the popular vote. Never thought I’d see someone in second saying the person in first is unelectable. Amazing.

The “big states” argument is equally retarded. Hillary claims Obama can’t win big states in the primary, so he won’t win the general. I guess that would make sense if Hillary were a Republican, but it turns out Democrats are voting for both Hillary and Obama. That means in the general election, Democrats who voted for both would probably vote for Obama. Anyone buying the "big state" argument is wasting their brain and it should be removed from his or her head -- immediately.

Worst of all is the argument Clinton and her supporters are making that no one is actually saying out loud: Obama won’t win big, industrial states because he is black. It’s straight up racism and it’s disgusting, but it’s the claim she is trying to make to superdelegates. If it were true, I’d rather try with the best candidate, who happens to be black, and lose, than toss him to the side for the not-as-good white lady because of racism fears. To choose Clinton for this reason would be morally heinous and I think anyone doing so is scum.

The truth is Clinton’s 9-point victory in Pennsylvania was actually a loss. She needed to win by a 20-point margin to make a serious dent in Obama’s delegate lead. She didn’t. She only gained around 10 delegates out of 158. There are now only 408 delegates remaining in the final primaries. Clinton needs 483 delegates to get the 2024 necessary to win the nomination. See how that might be a problem?

This means the only way Clinton wins the nomination is via superdelegates. But she will need 70% of remaining uncommitted superdelegates to win – if she splits the remaining popular delegates. Which means she has to convince 215 human beings that Obama can’t win the election, even though he has received more votes and popular delegates. That’s 215 people who have to buy the “black guy can’t win” argument. Good luck with that.

And while the Clinton people are at it with the “black guy can’t win” argument, they are going to continue to throw every Republican attack possible at Obama. See, the Clinton peeps have this awesome idea in their heads. They don’t think Obama can handle the Republican attack machine in the general election and to make that point, they are going to attack him like the Republican machine. It’s kind of like an honor killing; we have to kill him to save the family honor.

So, Hillary will continue to hang out with the guy who started the rumor that she killed Vince Foster, and the owner of Fox News, while she praises John McCain. At the same time, she will use all the Republican talking points about Reverand Wright, call Barack an elitist, and point out his connections with the Weather Underground, no matter how tenuous or hypocritical.

She has completely crossed the “vetting Obama” line and is now simply a Republican tool of destruction. If the only way you can win an election is to convince 306 party insiders to overturn the will of the people, and you continue on that path, you are a fucking asshole. It’s already having an effect. Just take a look at Fox’s newest promo.



That’s Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe. Good work, douchebag.

Meanwhile, Obama has done nothing to imply Clinton cannot win the general election. He is only making the case that he is the better candidate. Clinton is dragging them both into the ditch. Her approval rating is plummeting and Obama’s is also slowly slipping.

According to Hillary, she plans to take this "all the way" to the convention, no matter how obvious it become that she is done. MSNBC has declared the popular delegate race over. The New York Times ripped her a new asshole yesterday.


The Low Road to Victory

The Pennsylvania campaign, which produced yet another inconclusive result on Tuesday, was even meaner, more vacuous, more desperate, and more filled with pandering than the mean, vacuous, desperate, pander-filled contests that preceded it.

Voters are getting tired of it; it is demeaning the political process; and it does not work. It is past time for Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to acknowledge that the negativity, for which she is mostly responsible, does nothing but harm to her, her opponent, her party and the 2008 election.

If nothing else, self interest should push her in that direction. Mrs. Clinton did not get the big win in Pennsylvania that she needed to challenge the calculus of the Democratic race. It is true that Senator Barack Obama outspent her 2-to-1. But Mrs. Clinton and her advisers should mainly blame themselves, because, as the political operatives say, they went heavily negative and ended up squandering a good part of what was once a 20-point lead.


The most damage being done by Hillary is the fight over Florida and Michigan. She has been making the case to voters in those states that Obama is responsible for their votes not being counted. It is completely untrue, the DNC made the decision, but Obama’s chances of beating McCain in Florida and Michigan have been plummeting, according to polls. Without those states, he has no chance. She is literally killing the Democrats chances of taking the White House.

Which is why she is not Rocky. Sure, Rocky lost to the black guy and both left the ring battered. But Rocky was a lovable character who won by losing. That is not the case with Hillary. A more appropriate comparison would be Jason Voorhees: A horrible, thoughtless, driven killer destroying all in his path. She’s just crisscrossing America with a machete, slashing and killing everything in her path.



Kudos, abomination, kudos.

FearTheReaper thinks Rocky has more impact in Italian and Jason Voorhees is scarier with Nordic death metal.

 

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coyotemike

coyotemike

Tuvalu
May 2006

APR 24, 2008 01:14 PM

bald_eagle said:

DevilsReject said:

flowingmetal said:
Ron Paul would have saved your country.

It doesn't matter which one gets elected, there is no hope now.



WIN! Best Ron Paul joke reference in any serious political thread YET!



What would be even funnier would be if he/she meant it. surreal



Hard to tell, this is the only thing he's ever done on SG

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

APR 24, 2008 01:16 PM

coyotemike said:

bald_eagle said:

DevilsReject said:

flowingmetal said:
Ron Paul would have saved your country.

It doesn't matter which one gets elected, there is no hope now.



WIN! Best Ron Paul joke reference in any serious political thread YET!



What would be even funnier would be if he/she meant it. surreal



Hard to tell, this is the only thing he's ever done on SG



I advise him to never post again.

It's brilliant!

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

APR 24, 2008 01:18 PM

FearTheReaper said:

coyotemike said:

bald_eagle said:

DevilsReject said:

flowingmetal said:
Ron Paul would have saved your country.

It doesn't matter which one gets elected, there is no hope now.



WIN! Best Ron Paul joke reference in any serious political thread YET!



What would be even funnier would be if he/she meant it. surreal



Hard to tell, this is the only thing he's ever done on SG



I advise him to never post again.

It's brilliant!



no shit, if i posted something that hilarious, i would dust my hands off, say "my job is done here" and cancel my SG account. You just can't top that.

Evilgasm

Evilgasm

Netherlands
April 2007

APR 24, 2008 01:30 PM

A political adviser spoke about the Clinton campaign on Belgian TV last night. I though his view of things was quite brilliant: Clinton is running for the 2012 nomination.

What he basically said was that Clinton has no hope of winning in 2008. As a result her campaign has shifted targets. She is now trying to break Obama down so that McCain will win the general election. Believing that if this happens she will be able to win the election against him (or whoever succedes him) in 2012.

This is both horrible and scary. Not only because it show the true colors of Hillary Clinton (A power hungry bitch who's only in it for her own glory and clearly not the good of the nation) but because it may result in that psychosaurus McCain running your country for the next four years (assuming he manages to live that long...). It's an idea that scares the hell out of me and I don't even live in the US!

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

APR 24, 2008 01:35 PM

If she fails 2008 she won't get 2012. there is no way for her to get it in 4 years after this shit she pulled.

s5

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

APR 24, 2008 01:49 PM

abbazappa said:
Well she does have the popular vote IF you count Florida and Michigan



She's only "ahead" in the popular vote if you leave out voter estimates in the caucus states, and if you include the unsanctioned contest in Michigan where Obama wasn't on the ballot. But to say that Obama has exactly zero popular support in Michigan is nonsensical. It skews the popular vote towards Clinton in a way that doesn't reflect the will of the people in the slightest.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

APR 24, 2008 02:01 PM

DevilsReject said:

FearTheReaper said:

coyotemike said:

bald_eagle said:

DevilsReject said:

flowingmetal said:
Ron Paul would have saved your country.

It doesn't matter which one gets elected, there is no hope now.



WIN! Best Ron Paul joke reference in any serious political thread YET!



What would be even funnier would be if he/she meant it. surreal



Hard to tell, this is the only thing he's ever done on SG



I advise him to never post again.

It's brilliant!



no shit, if i posted something that hilarious, i would dust my hands off, say "my job is done here" and cancel my SG account. You just can't top that.



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ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

APR 24, 2008 02:24 PM

FearTheReaper said:
There are now only 408 delegates remaining in the final primaries. Clinton needs 483 delegates to get the 2024 necessary to win the nomination. See how that might be a problem?


So, is Obama going to get to 2024?

coyotemike

coyotemike

Tuvalu
May 2006

APR 24, 2008 02:41 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

FearTheReaper said:
There are now only 408 delegates remaining in the final primaries. Clinton needs 483 delegates to get the 2024 necessary to win the nomination. See how that might be a problem?


So, is Obama going to get to 2024?



Probably not with just the regular delegates, but he needs roughly 1/3 to 1/4 of the Super Delegates Clinton needs to reach 2024.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

APR 24, 2008 03:06 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

FearTheReaper said:
There are now only 408 delegates remaining in the final primaries. Clinton needs 483 delegates to get the 2024 necessary to win the nomination. See how that might be a problem?


So, is Obama going to get to 2024?



No. Both are going to need to rely on superdelegates, most of whom will follow "the will of the people," which is why Clinton is putting on a spin show that would impress the former Iraqi Minister of Communications with its willful disregard for reality (that is, spinning a popular vote count that suggests that Obama has not one single supporter in Michigan as representative of the will of the people -- if you assume that Obama has just 25,000 supporters in Michigan to Clinton's 328,000, he's ahead, even including Florida).

bald_eagle

bald_eagle

Indianapolis, IN
November 2006

APR 24, 2008 03:17 PM

bean said:
No. Both are going to need to rely on superdelegates, most of whom will follow "the will of the people," which is why Clinton is putting on a spin show that would impress the former Iraqi Minister of Communications with its willful disregard for reality ...



So now we know who's in charge of her brilliant spinning machine?



Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005
_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Omaha, NE
April 2005

APR 24, 2008 04:31 PM

DevilsReject said:

flowingmetal said:
Ron Paul would have saved your country.

It doesn't matter which one gets elected, there is no hope now.



WIN! Best Ron Paul joke reference in any serious political thread YET!



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bunky

bunky

Rensselaer, NY
January 2007

APR 24, 2008 05:11 PM

Hilary Clinton is the Whore of Babylon referred to in the Book of Revelations.

bald_eagle

bald_eagle

Indianapolis, IN
November 2006

APR 24, 2008 05:34 PM

bunky said:
Hilary Clinton is the Whore of Babylon referred to in the Book of Revelations.


I can't see that. I always thought the W of B would be a hot babe.

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