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PETA: Creeping Me Out More

TUESDAY APRIL 22 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: PETA, In Vitro Meat

Oh PETA, why so crazy? There is a way to fight for the rights of animals without sometimes looking like complete and total lunatics. In this latest episode of PETA creepiness, they want someone to make Frankenmeat.


The organization said it would announce plans on Monday for a $1 million prize to the “first person to come up with a method to produce commercially viable quantities of in vitro meat at competitive prices by 2012.”


Mmmm, daddy wants a big tub of meat. I’m trying to think of a type of food I’d rather eat less than meat created in a test tube and I’m at a loss. This also shows a total lack of understanding of meat eaters. Meat eaters aren’t creepy, bloodthirsty psychos; they just like meat and they don't care that animals have to die for their nourishment.

I can’t even begin to understand what PETA thinks they are going to accomplish with their in vitro meat contest. Wasting one million dollars is amazing, even for them – and it seems a bit off target. PETA's slogan is "animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment." So, I guess they think if they create some awesome fake meat in a lab, they will save animals. FAIL. Huge fail. Spectacular fail.

The decision is actually causing a PETA civil war. Soon the group may break into PFMPETA (Pro Fake Meat PETA) and AFMPETA (Against Fake Meat PETA). I guess some PETA members are not as crazy as I thought.


But, Ms. Newkirk said, the decision to sponsor a prize caused “a near civil war in our office,” since so many PETA members are repulsed by the thought of eating animal tissue, even if no animals are killed.

Lisa Lange, a vice president of the organization, said she was part of the heated exchange. “My main concern is, as the largest animal rights organization in the world, it’s our job to introduce the philosophy and hammer it home that animals are not ours to eat.” Ms. Lange added, “I remember saying I would be much more comfortable promoting eating roadkill.”


Let me re-phrase that. I guess some PETA members are crazier than I thought. Also, I don’t want to live in the world where one has to choose between eating roadkill or in vitro meat. Can’t I just have a banana?

If you are interested in the million dollars, you have to create laboratory chicken and sell it to the public by June 30, 2012. (Hi, arbitrary fake meat date.) The winner must also do the following:


• Produce an in vitro chicken-meat product that has a taste and texture indistinguishable from real chicken flesh to non-meat-eaters and meat-eaters alike.
• Manufacture the approved product in large enough quantities to be sold commercially, and successfully sell it at a competitive price in at least 10 states.


Why would non-meat eaters care about the taste and texture of chicken? Why not make a realistic lab vagina that feels natural for gay men? Actually, that’s a good idea. I’m offering one million for lab-grown vaginas – and I want them created in bulk and sold at competitive rates to real vaginas in 17 states.

I am no fan of meat. Beef farms are the worst things on the face of the Earth for the environment. The volume of waste they produce and the amount of water consumed is astounding. The beef produced is full of hormones and toxins. But the solution is not lab meat - I actually find that less appealing than toxin filled meat. The solution is to not eat meat.

I am horrified by the idea of giant labs pumping out huge slabs of juicy, fake meat. It is a future I want no part of. I will do everything in my power to free the slave meat, if that day ever comes. Please join FIVSMOD (Free In Vitro Slave Meat Or Die) before it is too late.

 

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darknoire

darknoire

Sunnyvale, CA
March 2004

APR 22, 2008 11:30 AM

Peta is more of a Cult any way so why be surprised or even care what they do. Most members are crazy and they spend most their time being counterproductive to their own cause by doing everything they can to be labeled crazy. The only people that are incited by what they do are themselves. It's sad really, to have such a good cause entrusted to a bunch of freaks. I specifically remember a protest to free some elephants where some peta dip shit set off firecrackers that terrified the elephant into seriously injuring itself. This same elephant, which was old and sick and needed daily medical attention, was then sent to a refuge and put out to pasture to die. Peta is a disease that vegans get when they start to lose their faculties. Its funny but meat eaters or nowhere near that crazy-insane-will-do-anything-to-feel-better-about-thier-pathetic existence crazy, probably because we don't mind being at the top of the food chain or at least figure we don't have to justify or validate or menu selections.

SweetNepenthe

SweetNepenthe

Madison, WI
March 2007

APR 22, 2008 11:44 AM

i agree that some members are a lil cookoo, but not all. it's sad to think that the entire organization has been given a bad name simply because some of it's members are just fucking psycho.

it's like how everyone who isn't american assumes americans are assholes. while many of us are, we aren't all that bad.

i'm all for animal rights, but i'll have to be honest. my meat eating friends are more open to change and more accepting than my vegetarian/vegan friends.

can't we all just get along? tongue

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

APR 22, 2008 11:50 AM

Is it really that hard to try to be a futurist for a moment and think beyond MINDLESS TRADITIONAL VALUES?

If you were raised in a society that respected animals and didn't even consider eating meat, then you saw someone kill and eat an animal, it would creep you the fuck out. Probably much moreso than this grown meat does to you now.

The only reason eating meat doesn't creep you out here and now is because you were rasied in a society that sees it as normal and everyone else does it.

Now imagine you lived in a society where, from childhood, you ate this meat replacement because everyone else did. Would it still gross you out? If this catches on, we could be there in two generations and no one would care anymore.

If you look at the absolute values of grossness to an impartial observer, I think eating the dead, rotting flesh of a once living, breathing creature is still grosser than eating an identical protein substance that was artifically created. You're only grossed out now is because it's DIFFERENT from what you're used to, and you're not willing to look at the potential benefits it could bring. Even disregarding cruelty, it would cut down on pollution, create more food for hungry people, free up more land to grow more sustainable food sources, and probably result in healthier food.

And anyways, even people who eat meat will often have some sort of meat they're grossed out by... Taco Bell or hotdogs or whatever. What if you could have that same taste from an artificial source. Wouldn't that be less gross?

Mythos_

Mythos_

Germany
March 2008

APR 22, 2008 11:53 AM

+1 vote for the fake-meat-eater!

Unless there is serious doubts about the healthyness of such a theoretical in vitro food compared to in vivo food, I could definitly go with the lab-thing (and as silversoul has pointed out, there is really no reason meat grown by the most reasonable method would be unhealthy).
Price vs etics, I could imagine myself paying extra for the good conciousness of not supporting the ill-treatment of animals, based on my financial situation (with means not much at the moment but who knows what will be in 2012? whatever )

FearTheReaper wrote:

This also shows a total lack of understanding of meat eaters. Meat eaters aren’t creepy, bloodthirsty psychos; they just like meat and they don't care that animals have to die for their nourishment.


At that part I did not get your point. What part of "We would like to see meat produced without the killing of animals" sugests that the person with this idea thinks carnivores are bloodthirsty psychos?

I see the total opposite: If meat eaters would be psychos that enjoy the idea of eating something that had a soul (Bwahahah!!) - than there would hardly be a market for in vitro meat (I refuse to call it fake just because it is diffrent).

Only those Herbivores and Vegetarians would buy it, that don't eat meat because of the taste and general healthyness but because of the ethics. - And up to my research into those people (I came to understand them a bit when I wrote my blog about a month ago), this would not be a reasonably big market.


As a meat eater, I support PFMPETA in this campaign - and I usually just grin about most of their campaigns.

As some have pointed out, the idea, that this could be cheap as in vivo meat by 2012 is a most improbably one, so the Million is quite save. Nevertheless, I think it's good that someone speaks about this topic, for the reason that we can get over the xenophobic hysteria "It's not real, I do not want!!!" now.

taylorthetiger

taylorthetiger

Tampa, FL
April 2008

APR 22, 2008 01:08 PM

I feel like the vegans are underrepresented on this thread, so I guess I'll pipe up. I don't eat meat because I feel that if I don't have the stomach (literally and figuratively, what with the less acidic stomach than carnivores) to leap at a squirrel and rip its head off with my teeth, I don't have the right to eat meat. I know and understand that not everyone feels like this, no problem. I feel like this is as much a nonissue as abortion and stem cells should be. If you feel it's ethical and okay, do it. If you don't, don't. I personally think it sounds okay, and the lack of waste generated by factory farms is a nice idea.

I do agree with some of darknoire's points, PETA can undermine its image with the shit it pulls, but I still subscribe to their mailing lists/etc because it's one of the few organizations with a member base large enough to actually write to a huge clothing store like bebe and exert enough pressure for them to agree to stop selling fur. I like that. It's easy to feel helpless and PETA helps with that, although sometimes I resent dealing with the implication that I must agree with everything they do/say because I'm vegan.

Also, I promise I'm not that close-minded. Most of my meat-eating friends are much less so, I think. And I'm not imagining my conversations about veganism to be less annoying than they really are, promise. I've made a point not to be that irritating girl. It's just annoying to have someone ask about your diet, explain your reasons, have them treat you like a space alien while listing things you don't eat ('No butter? REALLY? No cake? But how do you make vegan cake? Is that even possible? That's weeeeird') and then shrug the whole thing off with "I guess that's cool but I just could never give up bacon." And I'm close-minded? I thought I couldn't give up sushi, but I stopped having cravings a month in.

Suitsme

Suitsme

Regina, SK
October 2005

APR 22, 2008 01:11 PM


That is all.

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

APR 22, 2008 01:18 PM

SweetNepenthe said:
i agree that some members are a lil cookoo, but not all. it's sad to think that the entire organization has been given a bad name simply because some of it's members are just fucking psycho.

it's like how everyone who isn't american assumes americans are assholes. while many of us are, we aren't all that bad.

i'm all for animal rights, but i'll have to be honest. my meat eating friends are more open to change and more accepting than my vegetarian/vegan friends.

can't we all just get along? tongue



Agreed!

Shell_Shock

Shell_Shock

Rockmart, GA
May 2007

APR 22, 2008 01:21 PM

Screw this debate. I must attend to my meat tree. I've a mighty good crop coming in.



whatever

TwelveTone

TwelveTone

Bay City, MI
April 2007

APR 22, 2008 01:48 PM

LeBoucanier said:
Or, the solution is to eat locally grown and processed meat, such as offered by a CSA program, or from a local butcher.
The decision is not just "eat factory meat or no meat at all"- for those who choose to be omnivores but don't want to support the meat industry, track down your local supply where you can guarantee the source. They're out there.



This. Meat is awesome.

xo_b_mac

xo_b_mac

Markham, ON
June 2007

APR 22, 2008 01:55 PM

Why can't we just develop a strain of corn or patato that tastes and feels like a chicken? bok bok

AshenLight

AshenLight

USA
October 2005

APR 22, 2008 02:17 PM

This surreal little tidbit is from the PETA website:

http://www.peta.org/actioncenter/ActionAlerts-item.asp?id=2498

They do make it kinda hard to take them seriously.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY
November 2003

APR 22, 2008 02:30 PM

I'm down with vat grown steaks. As long as it's as good as the real thing, I'll eat the crap out of some in vitro fried chicken.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

APR 22, 2008 02:41 PM

sitar said:
srsly, though, that's grosser than hufo (tofu that tastes like humans)


Soccer teams love it.

Sagna

Sagna

Stafford, VA
July 2002

APR 22, 2008 03:44 PM

I suspect those who appear in PETA's ads do so voluntarily, unlike the animals we kill and eat. Which is cruel no matter how the animals are treated prior to their execution.

coyotemike said:

PETA's slogan is "animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment."



Makes you wonder what PETA thinks of lolcats.

Why couldn't PETA just stick to the nude ads and protests? Those got attention. Those made people think. Well, not really, but they were entertaining.

Wait . . . people are animals too . . . and they can't use animals for entertainment . . . so if I was entertained by the naked ads then PETA broke their own rules!! HYPOCRITES!

I'm not fond of store-bought meat at all. Fresh from a small family farm, where I know (and helped with) the raising practices, know the animals weren't treated cruely, and where I helped prepare the meat . . .I'm ok with that. But that has more to do with the grocery stores than with PETA, so I guess this is a tangent. And I'm ok with that tongue



SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

Hampton, VA
January 2007

APR 22, 2008 03:45 PM

This is one of those threads I'm going to have a hard time talking seriously in.

First being serious: Popular Mechanics about a year ago had an excellent article on using stem cells to create meat. I think there are two benefits to researching that kind of technology: 1) Once perfected, it's quite possible that the cost of meat will go down, allowing those in poorer countries the nutritional value of eating meat (mainly animal protien).

2) The technology used to create giant slabs of animal tissues might also have some medical applications, like replacing the tissue of damaged organs.

[/seriousness]
Having said that, my main objection to the technology, is that for me personally, few things are more manly than knowing that an animal died an honorable death to feed me.

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