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PETA: Creeping Me Out More

TUESDAY APRIL 22 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: PETA, In Vitro Meat

Oh PETA, why so crazy? There is a way to fight for the rights of animals without sometimes looking like complete and total lunatics. In this latest episode of PETA creepiness, they want someone to make Frankenmeat.


The organization said it would announce plans on Monday for a $1 million prize to the “first person to come up with a method to produce commercially viable quantities of in vitro meat at competitive prices by 2012.”


Mmmm, daddy wants a big tub of meat. I’m trying to think of a type of food I’d rather eat less than meat created in a test tube and I’m at a loss. This also shows a total lack of understanding of meat eaters. Meat eaters aren’t creepy, bloodthirsty psychos; they just like meat and they don't care that animals have to die for their nourishment.

I can’t even begin to understand what PETA thinks they are going to accomplish with their in vitro meat contest. Wasting one million dollars is amazing, even for them – and it seems a bit off target. PETA's slogan is "animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment." So, I guess they think if they create some awesome fake meat in a lab, they will save animals. FAIL. Huge fail. Spectacular fail.

The decision is actually causing a PETA civil war. Soon the group may break into PFMPETA (Pro Fake Meat PETA) and AFMPETA (Against Fake Meat PETA). I guess some PETA members are not as crazy as I thought.


But, Ms. Newkirk said, the decision to sponsor a prize caused “a near civil war in our office,” since so many PETA members are repulsed by the thought of eating animal tissue, even if no animals are killed.

Lisa Lange, a vice president of the organization, said she was part of the heated exchange. “My main concern is, as the largest animal rights organization in the world, it’s our job to introduce the philosophy and hammer it home that animals are not ours to eat.” Ms. Lange added, “I remember saying I would be much more comfortable promoting eating roadkill.”


Let me re-phrase that. I guess some PETA members are crazier than I thought. Also, I don’t want to live in the world where one has to choose between eating roadkill or in vitro meat. Can’t I just have a banana?

If you are interested in the million dollars, you have to create laboratory chicken and sell it to the public by June 30, 2012. (Hi, arbitrary fake meat date.) The winner must also do the following:


• Produce an in vitro chicken-meat product that has a taste and texture indistinguishable from real chicken flesh to non-meat-eaters and meat-eaters alike.
• Manufacture the approved product in large enough quantities to be sold commercially, and successfully sell it at a competitive price in at least 10 states.


Why would non-meat eaters care about the taste and texture of chicken? Why not make a realistic lab vagina that feels natural for gay men? Actually, that’s a good idea. I’m offering one million for lab-grown vaginas – and I want them created in bulk and sold at competitive rates to real vaginas in 17 states.

I am no fan of meat. Beef farms are the worst things on the face of the Earth for the environment. The volume of waste they produce and the amount of water consumed is astounding. The beef produced is full of hormones and toxins. But the solution is not lab meat - I actually find that less appealing than toxin filled meat. The solution is to not eat meat.

I am horrified by the idea of giant labs pumping out huge slabs of juicy, fake meat. It is a future I want no part of. I will do everything in my power to free the slave meat, if that day ever comes. Please join FIVSMOD (Free In Vitro Slave Meat Or Die) before it is too late.

 

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cpkz

cpkz

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

APR 22, 2008 09:51 AM

No, I think I still want to eat real meat. Sorry, the same reason I try not to buy GMO carrots and corn is the same reason I don't want to eat GMO Beef, let alone fake-clone-??? meat.

As such, I will continue to try to find organic fruits, vegetables, and meat for my diet. Yes, I will continue to eat meat, real meat, good delicious meat.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

APR 22, 2008 09:59 AM

oh PETA, why you gotta be so silly?

the real solution is to eat within sustainable means. if we can find a way to produce meat in such a manner (likesay, small farms selling smaller quantities for higher prices) then great.

personally, i think lab-grown meat has a huge market: replace factory farmed meat with it entirely. will the dumb motherfuckers who eat at mcdonalds care that their hideous, shitty burger was grown in a lab instead of a cow factory? likely not.

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

APR 22, 2008 10:02 AM

in the future, there will be Long Pig Fast Food joints, Spider Jerusalem approved.

jason said:
next thing you know lesbians will be using plastic penises on each other.



dogs and cats, living together! total anarchy!

SweetNepenthe

SweetNepenthe

Madison, WI
March 2007

APR 22, 2008 10:05 AM

what's the point of the million dollar prize? anyone crazy enough to try to make this fake meat is probably going to spend a lot more than that on their research, labs, etc. the money they could possibly win would just be used to cover their debts. totally pointless. i can't imagine any meat eaters willing to eat that crap on a daily basis. money well wasted.

here;s an idea: use that money to medicate the individuals responsible for this idea. they really don't understand how absurd it is.

i am not a meat eater. i would never eat some factory made crap just because no animals were harmed.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

USA
January 2005

APR 22, 2008 10:09 AM

I'm for it as long as they put in loads of growth hormones, antibiotics, and MSG's.

whatever wink

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

APR 22, 2008 10:28 AM

SweetNepenthe said:
what's the point of the million dollar prize? anyone crazy enough to try to make this fake meat is probably going to spend a lot more than that on their research, labs, etc. the money they could possibly win would just be used to cover their debts. totally pointless. i can't imagine any meat eaters willing to eat that crap on a daily basis. money well wasted.

here;s an idea: use that money to medicate the individuals responsible for this idea. they really don't understand how absurd it is.

i am not a meat eater. i would never eat some factory made crap just because no animals were harmed.



Most people will eat anything as long as it's cheap and tasty.

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

APR 22, 2008 10:38 AM

Hooraydiation said:

SweetNepenthe said:
what's the point of the million dollar prize? anyone crazy enough to try to make this fake meat is probably going to spend a lot more than that on their research, labs, etc. the money they could possibly win would just be used to cover their debts. totally pointless. i can't imagine any meat eaters willing to eat that crap on a daily basis. money well wasted.

here;s an idea: use that money to medicate the individuals responsible for this idea. they really don't understand how absurd it is.

i am not a meat eater. i would never eat some factory made crap just because no animals were harmed.



Most people will eat anything as long as it's cheap and tasty.



twinkies.

silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

APR 22, 2008 10:44 AM

Am I the only one here that would feel just fine eating meat grown in a lab? It would probably be more sustainable than a lot of current farming practices. And just to be clear, this isn't "fake" meat. It's actual muscle tissue grown in a lab the same way they grow skin grafts for burn victims. It would taste exactly like meat because it is meat, except without the blood vessels. It wouldn't necessarily make a good steak, but if we used it in our burgers, hot dogs, and several other types of ground meat, it would be a huge help for the environment, and your taste buds wouldn't know the difference.

we3_pirate

we3_pirate

I'm lost
July 2007

APR 22, 2008 10:50 AM

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

APR 22, 2008 10:53 AM

we3_pirate said:
How can no one have made a joke about Spam at this point?



Spam's not meat.

we3_pirate

we3_pirate

I'm lost
July 2007

APR 22, 2008 11:05 AM

^^^
You're no fun.

we3_pirate

we3_pirate

I'm lost
July 2007

APR 22, 2008 11:06 AM

SweetNepenthe

SweetNepenthe

Madison, WI
March 2007

APR 22, 2008 11:09 AM

silversoul7 said:
Am I the only one here that would feel just fine eating meat grown in a lab? It would probably be more sustainable than a lot of current farming practices. And just to be clear, this isn't "fake" meat. It's actual muscle tissue grown in a lab the same way they grow skin grafts for burn victims. It would taste exactly like meat because it is meat, except without the blood vessels. It wouldn't necessarily make a good steak, but if we used it in our burgers, hot dogs, and several other types of ground meat, it would be a huge help for the environment, and your taste buds wouldn't know the difference.



i think the fact that it will be made in a lab is what is unappealing. organic food is a huge trend right now, and this seems to be a step back from that.

silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

APR 22, 2008 11:16 AM

Organic food is nice, but we're not talking about replacing organic food. I'd like to see this replace our current factory farming processes. I don't think it could or should replace meat altogether, but I'd rather eat this stuff than the factory farmed, hormone and drug-injected hamburgers that fast food establishments currently serve. If McDonald's used this for its hamburgers, it would be a huge step forward. Demand for cattle and other livestock would go down, causing free range, organic meat to become more affordable, so those wishing to serve higher quality meat could turn to local organic farms.

SweetNepenthe

SweetNepenthe

Madison, WI
March 2007

APR 22, 2008 11:23 AM

silversoul7 said:
Organic food is nice, but we're not talking about replacing organic food. I'd like to see this replace our current factory farming processes. I don't think it could or should replace meat altogether, but I'd rather eat this stuff than the factory farmed, hormone and drug-injected hamburgers that fast food establishments currently serve. If McDonald's used this for its hamburgers, it would be a huge step forward. Demand for cattle and other livestock would go down, causing free range, organic meat to become more affordable, so those wishing to serve higher quality meat could turn to local organic farms.



i agree that the factory farmed stuff is sick. but there are better alternatives. i think it'd be better for people to rely on local farmers for their meat instead of something grown in a lab. but of course not everyone has access to the small town butcher shops with the friendly guy behind the counter offering a hearty greeting. and of course i'm not very educated on the subject so three's a good chance i'm talking out of my ass.

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