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George vs. George

TUESDAY APRIL 15 2008 2:00 PM

Submitted by coyotemike. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Bush, crimes, irony

In 1776, Thomas Jefferson and a few of his friends, also known as the Second Continental Congress, drafted and sent an interesting document to soon-to-be-nut job King George III, the latest in a long line of German twits invited to be king. This document became known to history as The United States Declaration of Independence. You might have heard of it. It was in all the papers.

Included in this weighty document is a list of charges and complaints against the British Government, in the person of King George III. This list highlighted the reasons the Colonies were willing to go to war to become independent of the British Empire. Because of these crimes, there was a rather important war, and eventually a new country.

In 2000, the SCOTUS ignored the citizens and installed George W. Bush to the office of POTUS. Eight years have passed, and W. is just about ready to flee to Paraguay as soon as January, 2009 rolls around. But before he goes, I’d like to play a little game I’ve called . . .

George Vs. George

George III


He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.



George W.
Veto of healthcare for children

George III


He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.



George W.
Gay Marriage becomes the major issue of 2004 elections, while ignoring the war.

George III


He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.



George W.
Veto of Stem Cell Research

George III


He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.



George W.
Email Deletion Scandal . . . Hard to keep records when they disappear

George III


He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.



George W.
Powell chased off by Bush and cronies

George III


He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.



George W.
Election Theft

George III


He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.



George W.
Stupid Fence
Stupid Immigration Laws

George III


He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.



George W.
In-Justice Department

George III


He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.



George W.
Office of Homeland Security, maybe?

George III


He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.



George W.
Surge grows, against wishes of population

George III


He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.



George W.
Patraeus and his non-answers

George III


He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.



George W.

Iraq War, Tax cuts for wealthy and big business, the lost of world standing, suspending habeus corpus, Guantanamo . . . Not linked because they have been explained to death.

George III


He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.



George W.
Recession, anyone?

George III


He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.



George W.
Canadian citizen sent by U.S. to Syria, where he was tortured

George III


He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.



George W.
Domestic spying and the society of fear since 9/11.

George III


He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.



George W.
Sounds like the partisan divide and the bitch-fighting between the “left” and the “right.”

George III


In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.



George W.

 

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SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

APR 15, 2008 02:49 PM

To be fair to George III, he was clinically insane for a large part of his life.

Shiny_Metal_Ass

Shiny_Metal_Ass

I'm lost
October 2006

APR 15, 2008 02:52 PM

SockPuppet said:
To be fair to George III, he was clinically insane for a large part of his life.



Ummm....

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

APR 15, 2008 02:57 PM

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:

SockPuppet said:
To be fair to George III, he was clinically insane for a large part of his life.



Ummm....



I know, it's hard for the clinically insane to get a fair deal, isn't it? They still have to go to fight colonial wars, and what all. There should be some sort of exemption for that.

coyotemike

coyotemike

Tuvalu
May 2006

APR 15, 2008 03:52 PM

SockPuppet said:
To be fair to George III, he was clinically insane for a large part of his life.



Ah, but the Regency didn't start until 1810, when he was in full lunacy. Before that, he was just full of arsenic.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

APR 15, 2008 04:03 PM

Also to be fair he was in fact a king and they were used to having far broader powers than a president is supposed to have. Hence the reason we decided to not have kings and such.......

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

APR 15, 2008 04:17 PM

Colinism said:
Also to be fair he was in fact a king and they were used to having far broader powers than a president is supposed to have. Hence the reason we decided to not have kings and such.......



Did that work out OK for you?

coyotemike

coyotemike

Tuvalu
May 2006

APR 15, 2008 05:22 PM

SockPuppet said:

Colinism said:
Also to be fair he was in fact a king and they were used to having far broader powers than a president is supposed to have. Hence the reason we decided to not have kings and such.......



Did that work out OK for you?



We'll get back to you later.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

APR 15, 2008 05:26 PM

coyotemike said:

SockPuppet said:

Colinism said:
Also to be fair he was in fact a king and they were used to having far broader powers than a president is supposed to have. Hence the reason we decided to not have kings and such.......



Did that work out OK for you?



We'll get back to you later.



Ah, the Zhou En-Lai defence smile

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

APR 15, 2008 05:31 PM

SockPuppet said:

Colinism said:
Also to be fair he was in fact a king and they were used to having far broader powers than a president is supposed to have. Hence the reason we decided to not have kings and such.......



Did that work out OK for you?



Were working out a few bugs, that were not expected but we will get back to you.

strndniowa

strndniowa

Grimes, IA
May 2007

APR 15, 2008 05:42 PM

SockPuppet said:
To be fair to George III, he was clinically insane for a large part of his life.



In defense of George W, he appears to have been clinically stupid for much of his life

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Wonder if that one would work in court?

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

APR 15, 2008 06:24 PM

"The Madness of President George" does have a ring to it!

strndniowa

strndniowa

Grimes, IA
May 2007

APR 15, 2008 06:29 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:
"The Madness of President George" does have a ring to it!



Mad we could maybe work with...
"You can't fix stupid"

_Margot_

_Margot_

Santa Monica, CA
December 2007

APR 15, 2008 06:32 PM

Glad this went up.

Tiwaz

Tiwaz

Germany
July 2006

APR 15, 2008 06:41 PM

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

APR 15, 2008 06:44 PM

strndniowa said:
Mad we could maybe work with...
"You can't fix stupid"



So very true. frown

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