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Black On Black Election?

THURSDAY APRIL 10 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Condoleezza Rice, John McCaiin, Vice President

Condi Rice is now "actively campaigning" to run with John McCain as Vice President. She will probably get the nod because Republicans are stupid enough to believe she will pull black votes away from Obama. But she won’t, mostly because the guy above her on the ticket will be an old, white man named John McCain who sort of voted against a MLK holiday back in the '80s.



But he didn’t know any better because he was only 50 when he voted against the MLK “issue.” Who knew about the Martin Luther King “issue” before they were 50? Not me.



So, that could be a constant and embarrassing topic if McCain chooses Condi. If he does pick her, it will be like slapping a little Bush on his shoulder to remind America of how horrible his presidency will be. A little, black, lady Bush, who is one hell of a piece of shit. Let’s take a look at Condi’s superior governing abilities.


I don't think anybody could have predicted that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile.

Condi Rice - May 16, 2002.


Really? Well, I guess not many people saw the Lone Gunman pilot on Fox early in 2001, during which a terrorist flew a hijacked plane into the World Trade Center.

Oh, and never mind that George W. Bush was given a briefing on August 6, 2001 informing him that al Qaeda was capable of using hijacked airplanes to strike against targets within the US. Also, don’t remember that one month earlier, Bush was told that terrorists had plans to use planes as missiles.


Our pre-9/11 plan called for military options to attack al Qaeda and Taliban leadership, ground forces and other targets, taking the fight to the enemy where he lived.

Condoleezza Rice - March 22, 2004


Wow, what a big fucking lie. At least, that's what 9/11 Commission member Jamie Gorelick says.


There is nothing in the NSPD that came out that we could find that had an invasion plan, a military plan.


Huh. Deputy Secretary of State, Richard Armitage also said there was no plan. That’s two against one, Condi.


He already has other weapons of mass destruction.

Condoleezza Rice – November 2002


Not so much, liar.


The problem here is that there will always be some uncertainty about how quickly he can acquire nuclear weapons, but we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.

Condoleezza Rice – January 2003.


It’s kind of hard to make a mushroom cloud with no big nuclear mushroom thingy.

Condi Rice is a waste of human skin. She misjudged the terrorist threat leading up to 9/11, lied about it and then misled America in the build up to the Iraq War. She is just as responsible for the disaster that is Iraq as Cheney, Rumsfeld and Bush.

Rice has zero credibility here or anywhere else in the world. Why would the leader of any country or the American people ever believe a word this blatant liar spewed out of her gap-toothed mouth? She was the National Security Advisor when the World Trade Center was destroyed. Rice should have been tossed out on her incompetent ass and publicly humiliated for the rest of her life.

Contrary to her bullshit cover-up, Bush was given a two-page document in August 2001, describing exactly what would happen. Here are some of the vague highlights.


Bin Laden told followers he wanted to retaliate in Washington.


Indicates patterns of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York.


A group of bin Laden supporters are in the U.S. planning attacks.


Condi Rice did not convene a Cabinet-level meeting to discuss the urgent warnings. She’s a miserable failure whose inaction and ineptitude led to the deaths of thousands of Americans. That’s probably why...


Many experts consider her one of the weakest national security advisers in recent history in terms of managing interagency conflicts.


Oh, that’s someone who needs to be elevated to Vice President. This woman shouldn’t be considered for the office. An appropriate place for Condi would be in a ditch somewhere, covered in feces for all eternity.

FearTheReaper does not believe in 9/11 Conspiracy theories. He thinks some idiots fucked up. The only people worse than Bush and his boys are you morons who can’t accept reality. So, take your 9/11 Truth shit and cram it up your ass.

 

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pomfelo

pomfelo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

APR 10, 2008 06:22 AM

Those are all very good reasons to hate Condi. But the reason Republican Party leadership won't put her as VP is they are afraid they'll lose the racist/sexist vote.

smithers_jones

smithers_jones

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

APR 10, 2008 06:26 AM

The Condi strategy is less about trying to siphon off some of the Black vote and more about trying to insulate the GOP from criticism for the horribly racist campaign they are planning on running against Obama.

AntiChristPunk

AntiChristPunk

East Brunswick, NJ
August 2007

APR 10, 2008 06:28 AM

The idea of Condi Rice being vice president gives me the creeps. puke

smithers_jones

smithers_jones

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

APR 10, 2008 06:36 AM

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Hollywood, FL
July 2005

APR 10, 2008 06:42 AM

She plays a mean piano.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

APR 10, 2008 06:49 AM

Also, Condi lied her fucking ovaries off about links between Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda during the run-up to the Iraq War.

I'm amazed that she hasn't already been consigned to the dustbin of zero credibility along with George Tenet and Colin Powell.

bald_eagle

bald_eagle

Indianapolis, IN
November 2006

APR 10, 2008 06:51 AM

Nessuno

Nessuno

Washington, DC
May 2006

APR 10, 2008 07:29 AM

smithers_jones said:
The Condi strategy is less about trying to siphon off some of the Black vote and more about trying to insulate the GOP from criticism for the horribly racist campaign they are planning on running against Obama.



This sounds more feasible than Condi actually syphoning votes away from Obama. Unfortunately, it just might work on some voters. If she had any self respect she'd turn away from this lest she be pointed at every five minutes as "my black friend/runningmate."

Someone needs to photoshop that Colbert image to be Condi and McCain...

Horrorflick

Horrorflick

Detroit, MI
February 2003

APR 10, 2008 07:35 AM

In Stephen King's The Bachman Books, the novella The Running Man ended with a very 9/11 ish feel. (But without the terrorists and all that). Ben Richards crashes a plane into the Games building, the last thing Killian sees is Richards flipping him the bird. Brilliant! I'm sure a lot of innocent people died in that one too, but here it was the fault of greedy TV execs, no doubt descended from those ass-hats responsible for "Bumfights". Nope, 9/11 was the fault of the current administration (about 75%) and Osama Bin Laden (25%).

Fuck Condoleeza Rice puke puke puke

Nessuno

Nessuno

Washington, DC
May 2006

APR 10, 2008 08:06 AM

Horrorflick said:
Nope, 9/11 was the fault of the current administration (about 75%) and Osama Bin Laden (25%).



I think it's prudent to say no one really knows full version, whether conspiracy or gross incompitence. But I think 9/11 was more related to almost a century's worth of US foreign policy coming home to roost than it was the current administration. Especially since Bin Laden was essentially created by us to fight the Soviets, in terms of training and our financially backing the embryonic stages of his organization. But I digress, lest this turn from a Condi thread to a 9/11 debate thread.

GS2099

GS2099

Fayetteville, AR
September 2005

APR 10, 2008 08:08 AM

smithers_jones said:
The Condi strategy is less about trying to siphon off some of the Black vote and more about trying to insulate the GOP from criticism for the horribly racist campaign they are planning on running against Obama.



Exactly. Just wait 'til the swift boat crew gets medieval on Obama's ass.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 10, 2008 08:18 AM

The other problem with Condi is that she doesn't bring any constituency whatsoever to the table. She's reviled here in California, where she lives now. McCain will win Alabama (her home state) in a walk regardless. On top of that she's "moderately pro choice", which will further alienate the evangelical base.

So what's the point? Other than to fend off charges of racism. All she does is tie McCain more directly to the Bush presidency. I don't know if that's a good strategy.

drsnidely

drsnidely

Johnson City, TN
March 2007

APR 10, 2008 08:49 AM

"Well, I guess not many people saw the Lone Gunman pilot on Fox early in 2001, during which a terrorist flew a hijacked plane into the World Trade Center."

Yeah, pretty much nobody saw that.

El_Truco

El_Truco

Los Angeles, CA
June 2007

APR 10, 2008 09:07 AM

Dear Mr. Reaper :Condi and i go to the pistol range whenever she's in town. She gets the best football seats anywhere, sometimes SD and sometimes Oakland. She really is the sweetness "Condollezza", if only you knew her like I do, you wouldn't talk about her that way.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Dickeyville, WI
August 2005

APR 10, 2008 09:29 AM

El_Truco said:
Dear Mr. Reaper :Condi and i go to the pistol range whenever she's in town. She gets the best football seats anywhere, sometimes SD and sometimes Oakland. She really is the sweetness "Condollezza", if only you knew her like I do, you wouldn't talk about her that way.



Ha ! You might be right about that.

If FTR knew her like you do we'd likely talk about her in the past tense.

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