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Bumblin’ Grandpa Old

The time has come to fear a McCain presidency. Hillary Clinton is doing everything she can to make Barack Obama unelectable, clearing the way for the time worn Senator from Arizona to march into the White House. But over the past few weeks McCain has shown himself to be either a confused old man or a lying sack of shit. Either way, it’s bad news.

Some of the old man’s mistakes have been harmless. For instance, a couple of weeks ago in Israel, he made this blunder while touring the city of Sderot with Israel Defense Minister Ehud Barack.


McCain was discussing the numerous rock attacks on the city. "Nine hundred rocket attacks in less than three months, an average of one every one to two hours. Obviously this puts an enormous and hard to understand strain on the people here, especially the children. As they celebrate their version of Halloween here, they are somewhere close to a 15-second warning, which is the amount of time they have from the time the rocket is launched to get to safety. That's not a way for people to live obviously."


Uh. Purim commemorates a time when the Jewish people living in Persia were saved from execution. So, not at all close. Thank God there was a Jewish guy there to save McCain’s babbling ass.


"I had a brief exchange with one of the mothers whose children was in there in a costume for Purim," Lieberman, who is Jewish and celebrates the holiday, said. "And it's my fault that I said to Senator McCain that this is the Israeli version of Halloween. It is in the sense because the kids dress up and it's a very happy holiday and actually it is in the sense that the sweets are very important of both holidays."


And fail. Joe wants us to believe that he lied to McCain about the holiday. Bullshit. McCain is a crazy old fuck who blurts shit out. This Purim mistake would be no big deal if it weren’t a pattern of an old man fucking up, over and over and over. His best old man or blatant liar moments had to do with Iran and al Qaeda on a recent Middle East trip.

First, in February, he burted out this gem.


And my friends, if we left, they (al-Qaeda) wouldn't be establishing a base. They'd be taking a country, and I'm not going to allow that to happen, my friends. I will not surrender. I will not surrender to al-Qaeda.


Right. Hey, really old man who wants to be president, Iraq is the birthplace of the Shiite religion. Shiites make up the majority of people in Iraq. Shiites and Sunnis hate each other. Al Qaeda are Sunnis. See how your idiotic statement doesn’t work?

But gramps wasn’t done there. A few days later, he blurted out this lie or old man brain misstatement.


Today in Iraq, America and our allies stand on the precipice of winning a major victory against radical Islamic extremism. The security gains over the past year have been dramatic and undeniable. Al Qaeda and Shiite extremists -- with support from external powers such as Iran -- are on the run but not defeated.


Well, not so much. Actually, not at all. See, Iran is controlled by a Shiite government. The Shiites would not fund a Sunni group, like al Qaeda. They are actually enemies. Sorry. You’re either losing your mind or a dirty fucking liar.

Oh, and the “undeniable security gains” turned into a big pile of steaming shit last week. Now, totally deniable security gains.

But John Boy wasn’t done being old or lying just yet. A week later...


It was, he said, "common knowledge and has been reported in the media that al-Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran, that's well known. And it's unfortunate."

He said several times that Iran, a predominately Shiite country, was supplying the mostly Sunni militant group, al-Qaeda.

Sen. Joseph Lieberman, who was accompanying McCain on the trip, was forced to lean over and whisper in McCain's ear that it was Shiite extremists, not Sunni al-Qaeda, that was going to predominantly Shiite Iran.


Now this moment makes me think gramps wasn’t lying. If it was a lie, Lieberman would have let it go. He didn’t. Gramps doesn’t know who is who, because he is old and losing his mind.


“We're succeeding. I don't care what anybody says. I've seen the facts on the ground," the Arizona senator insisted a day after a roadside bomb in Baghdad killed four U.S. soldiers and rockets pounded the U.S.-protected Green Zone there, and a wave of attacks left at least 61 Iraqis dead nationwide.


Really, gramps? Did you take a drive to the Syrian border and stop in Mosul for lunch? Then turn around and head on down to Sunni Ramadi? Maybe take sunset stroll through the city and talk to the peeps? After that, did you grab a Vespa and putter on down to Najaf to see the Shiites? They love us there! But, you know that because you were “on the ground.” I’m sure you then took a nice drive down to Basra to see the oil rich countryside, right? And then, I assume, you hopped on a boat and enjoyed a nice ride up the Tigris to Baghdad? And then your threw on your old fighter plane jacket and strolled the streets of Sadr City, meeting and shaking hands with the good folks? No? Oh, then you don’t know shit. You were a well-protected, isolated asshole who saw what they wanted you to see. That’s why one week after your “we’re succeeding” declaration everything went to shit.

His clueless bullshit has continued and continued. After the recent flare up in Iraq, that left the government of Maliki greatly weakened, McCain continued to spew nonsense.



What a stupid old man. The history of cease-fires is meaningless because we know the truth of this specific instance. Sadr was clearly the victor. The Maliki government went crawling on its knees to Iran, begging them to get Sadr to stop.


The backdrop to Sadr's dramatic statement was a secret trip Friday by Iraqi lawmakers to Qom, Iran's holy city and headquarters for the Iranian clergy who run the country.

There the Iraqi lawmakers held talks with Brig. Gen. Qassem Suleimani, commander of the Qods (Jerusalem) brigades of Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps and signed an agreement with Sadr, which formed the basis of his statement Sunday, members of parliament said.

"We asked Iranian officials to help us persuade him that we were not cracking down on the Sadr group," said an Iraqi official, who asked for anonymity due to the sensitivity of the subject.


McCain is a fool. He has a profound lack of understanding of the region and its people. His multiple claims over a period of a month that Iran is training al Qaeda is disturbing. It’s like claiming that Republicans are funding and training Democratic candidates. It’s moronic. And this wasn’t a momentary slip, like his campaign would have us believe. He said it over and over and over. Five years into this disaster of a war and McCain doesn’t know the simplest – and most important facts.

This video from yesterday sums it up.



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Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 08, 2008 08:02 PM

s5 said:
I'm just not seeing the McCain fear. If Obama gets the nomination, it's not even going to be close in November. Obama is going to wipe the floor with him by every metric, from fundraising to votes to electoral votes.

Think about it. McCain has zero justification for running. What's his story, other than some weird sense of entitlement after losing the nomination in 2000? He has no base, no constituency, no ideas. He's tied to a deeply unpopular war, and he (in his own words) doesn't even understand the economy!

With Obama, you know why he's running. He's the change candidate. He wants to end the war as carefully as we were careless going in. He wants open government. etc. You can sit here and list dozens of ideas that Obama has. What does McCain stand for? Well, who the hell knows? Does McCain even know?

McCain is the "no" to Obama's "yes". Which is just another way of saying that the debate is not on McCain's terms. He's not defining the issues, the Democrats are. Thus, he cannot win.

My theory is that Republicans know that this is a Democratic year no matter what, and they're setting up McCain to fail. The GOP hates McCain, and they'd rather lose with someone they'd rather purge from the party anyway.



I agree with this entirely, except for the last paragraph. I honestly think McCain is the best candidate that they could field (Outside of Giuliani). And he's still going to lose. Badly.

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

APR 08, 2008 08:12 PM

Subrosa said:

s5 said:
I'm just not seeing the McCain fear. If Obama gets the nomination, it's not even going to be close in November. Obama is going to wipe the floor with him by every metric, from fundraising to votes to electoral votes.

Think about it. McCain has zero justification for running. What's his story, other than some weird sense of entitlement after losing the nomination in 2000? He has no base, no constituency, no ideas. He's tied to a deeply unpopular war, and he (in his own words) doesn't even understand the economy!

With Obama, you know why he's running. He's the change candidate. He wants to end the war as carefully as we were careless going in. He wants open government. etc. You can sit here and list dozens of ideas that Obama has. What does McCain stand for? Well, who the hell knows? Does McCain even know?

McCain is the "no" to Obama's "yes". Which is just another way of saying that the debate is not on McCain's terms. He's not defining the issues, the Democrats are. Thus, he cannot win.

My theory is that Republicans know that this is a Democratic year no matter what, and they're setting up McCain to fail. The GOP hates McCain, and they'd rather lose with someone they'd rather purge from the party anyway.



I agree with this entirely, except for the last paragraph. I honestly think McCain is the best candidate that they could field (Outside of Giuliani). And he's still going to lose. Badly.



they haven't even begun to tap into his rage attacks. I've heard he has thrown a trashcan with his one good hand a a staffer's head!

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

APR 08, 2008 08:23 PM

FearTheReaper said:
It's like claiming that Republicans are funding and training Democratic candidates. It's moronic.

After reading the history of the CIA, it wouldn't surprise me if something as ridiculous as this actually happened. I realize that's not your point. I'm just saying.

Also, I sense you've been getting angrier lately? Everything alright?

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

APR 08, 2008 09:16 PM

SergeantPsycho said:
I'll think I'll go point by point this time:


Right. Hey, really old man who wants to be president, Iraq is the birthplace of the Shiite religion. Shiites make up the majority of people in Iraq. Shiites and Sunnis hate each other. Al Qaeda are Sunnis. See how your idiotic statement doesn't work?


McCain has a sound basis for this claim, as Saddam and the Ba'athist party were primarily Sunni, and acted as a ruling minority, not to mention that, even though Iraqi Sunni's are out numbered by Shi'ites, they can (and have) recieve reinforcements from neighboring Sunni Islamic countries.


Well, not so much. Actually, not at all. See, Iran is controlled by a Shiite government. The Shiites would not fund a Sunni group, like al Qaeda. They are actually enemies. Sorry. You're either losing your mind or a dirty fucking liar.


The Kurds are primarily Sunni and recieved assistance from the Iranian goverment during the Iran-Iraq war. Likewise, even though they may be enemies, Iran would have something to gain by arming Al-Qaeda: Namely making life difficult for Coalition Forces.


Oh, and the "undeniable security gains" turned into a big pile of steaming shit last week. Now, totally deniable security gains.


I emphatically disagree, but we've argued this point to death elsewhere.


No? Oh, then you don't know shit. You were a well-protected, isolated asshole who saw what they wanted you to see. That's why one week after your "we're succeeding" declaration everything went to shit.


I'm thinking he's basing his assertion after talking to his son, who recently returned from Iraq.


What a stupid old man. The history of cease-fires is meaningless because we know the truth of this specific instance. Sadr was clearly the victor. The Maliki government went crawling on its knees to Iran, begging them to get Sadr to stop.


Again we've argued this to death elsewhere. If Sadr were truely victorious, we'd never hear the end of it, and he'd be releasing video clips and giving speeches to a large audience some where in Iraq. I think the situation is more analagous (can't spell) to beating some one to a bloody pulp for a justifiably good reason, then asking them if they're ready to quit.



You keep believing all your bullshit. Your lack of analytic ability never ceases to amaze.

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

USA
January 2007

APR 09, 2008 03:51 AM

FearTheReaper said:

You keep believing all your bullshit. Your lack of analytic ability never ceases to amaze.



That's interesting, I some times feel the same about you. I mean seriously, are you not even doing more than the most basic research here? You are aware that the ruling party of Iraq for 30 some odd years was Sunni, aren't you? And then you say something moronic like there's no chance ever of Sunnis running Iraq? It's like you just read the words Sunni, Shiite some where and then when about your making your conclusions with out any idea of the history of the region. That and your writing me of off as just spouting bullshit with no form of a rebuttal what so ever leads me to believe that not only do you lack analytic ability, but that you lack even the willingness to analyze what I've said.

401kboy

401kboy

Woodbridge, NJ
May 2007

APR 09, 2008 07:35 AM

LostLucy said:

401kboy said:
I just started rereading Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, and I find it quite striking that in 36 years nothing has changed. The Democrats are devouring themselves, the Republicans are running a war and increasingly abusing civil liberties, and the media is writing their own narrative that has little to do with important issues.

We have a McGovern (Obama), a Humphrey (Clinton) and a Nixon (McCain). This can't end well.



That is funny!! Thank you! hee hee tongue

McCain so wishes he had the brain of Nixon, and the GOP so wishes Obama was anything like McGovern.

Nope.



You are right, of course. McGovern had experience in the Senate, and was not afraid to take positions on issues. Obama is a cipher, people are seeing in him what they want to see. And Nixon was intelligent. He was also a paranoid drunk, with a worse temperment than McCain. As for Clinton, she is even starting to LOOK like Humphrey.

Between now and the election stands an event that will make America think we need a wartime consiglieri.

abbazappa

abbazappa

Sacramento, CA
June 2006

APR 09, 2008 07:49 AM

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I'm lost
February 2006

APR 09, 2008 07:50 AM

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

APR 09, 2008 08:10 AM

401kboy said:

LostLucy said:

401kboy said:
I just started rereading Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, and I find it quite striking that in 36 years nothing has changed. The Democrats are devouring themselves, the Republicans are running a war and increasingly abusing civil liberties, and the media is writing their own narrative that has little to do with important issues.

We have a McGovern (Obama), a Humphrey (Clinton) and a Nixon (McCain). This can't end well.



That is funny!! Thank you! hee hee tongue

McCain so wishes he had the brain of Nixon, and the GOP so wishes Obama was anything like McGovern.

Nope.



You are right, of course. McGovern had experience in the Senate, and was not afraid to take positions on issues. Obama is a cipher, people are seeing in him what they want to see. And Nixon was intelligent. He was also a paranoid drunk, with a worse temperment than McCain. As for Clinton, she is even starting to LOOK like Humphrey.

Between now and the election stands an event that will make America think we need a wartime consiglieri.



I actually think McCain is more of a cipher. Some people see him as a maverick Republican willing to butt heads with his own party, and others see him as somebody who can continue the traditions of his party into a new presidency.

Even looking at his record fails to really give you a sense of who he is. The stances he took when running against George W. Bush aren't the same as the stances he's taking now, as a candidate running after George W. Bush.

Frankly, I don't know what the man stands for, and to me he's just there simply because there has to be a Republican candidate.

abbazappa

abbazappa

Sacramento, CA
June 2006

APR 09, 2008 08:15 AM

Hooraydiation said:

401kboy said:

LostLucy said:

401kboy said:
I just started rereading Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, and I find it quite striking that in 36 years nothing has changed. The Democrats are devouring themselves, the Republicans are running a war and increasingly abusing civil liberties, and the media is writing their own narrative that has little to do with important issues.

We have a McGovern (Obama), a Humphrey (Clinton) and a Nixon (McCain). This can't end well.



That is funny!! Thank you! hee hee tongue

McCain so wishes he had the brain of Nixon, and the GOP so wishes Obama was anything like McGovern.

Nope.



You are right, of course. McGovern had experience in the Senate, and was not afraid to take positions on issues. Obama is a cipher, people are seeing in him what they want to see. And Nixon was intelligent. He was also a paranoid drunk, with a worse temperment than McCain. As for Clinton, she is even starting to LOOK like Humphrey.

Between now and the election stands an event that will make America think we need a wartime consiglieri.



I actually think McCain is more of a cipher. Some people see him as a maverick Republican willing to butt heads with his own party, and others see him as somebody who can continue the traditions of his party into a new presidency.

Even looking at his record fails to really give you a sense of who he is. The stances he took when running against George W. Bush aren't the same as the stances he's taking now, as a candidate running after George W. Bush.

Frankly, I don't know what the man stands for, and to me he's just there simply because there has to be a Republican candidate.



Expect for his positions to start changing now that he has the nomination. McCain is a moderate not a conservative but in order to get the nomination he had to whistle the conservative tune. He will soon start to shift back to being in the middle except the one thing he wont change his position on is Iraq but every thing else who knows how much of a drastic change it will be for the general election.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

APR 09, 2008 08:23 AM

abbazappa said:
Expect for his positions to start changing now that he has the nomination. McCain is a moderate not a conservative but in order to get the nomination he had to whistle the conservative tune. He will soon start to shift back to being in the middle except the one thing he wont change his position on is Iraq but every thing else who knows how much of a drastic change it will be for the general election.



I don't see how pulling a 180 (or 90, rather) on the people who supported you in the Republican primary and scored you the nomination is a smart strategy going into the election.

Furthermore, how will I know that he isn't adopting a moderate facade because he feels that whistling that tune is needed to win the presidency? How will I know that he won't, again, shift positions once he has what he wants?

Ultimately, isn't discounting the positions he's taken that I don't agree with and trusting him to follow through on the positions I do agree with exactly what they accuse Obama supporters of doing, namely idealizing a candidate whose image matches an ideal but whose actions and words are ultimately too vague or inconsistent for any reasonable person to trust?

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

APR 09, 2008 08:56 AM

SergeantPsycho said:

FearTheReaper said:

You keep believing all your bullshit. Your lack of analytic ability never ceases to amaze.



That's interesting, I some times feel the same about you. I mean seriously, are you not even doing more than the most basic research here? You are aware that the ruling party of Iraq for 30 some odd years was Sunni, aren't you? And then you say something moronic like there's no chance ever of Sunnis running Iraq? It's like you just read the words Sunni, Shiite some where and then when about your making your conclusions with out any idea of the history of the region. That and your writing me of off as just spouting bullshit with no form of a rebuttal what so ever leads me to believe that not only do you lack analytic ability, but that you lack even the willingness to analyze what I've said.



This coming from the guy who's implying that the Ba'athists and the Kurds were on the same side.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

APR 09, 2008 09:44 AM

SergeantPsycho said:

FearTheReaper said:

You keep believing all your bullshit. Your lack of analytic ability never ceases to amaze.



That's interesting, I some times feel the same about you. I mean seriously, are you not even doing more than the most basic research here? You are aware that the ruling party of Iraq for 30 some odd years was Sunni, aren't you? And then you say something moronic like there's no chance ever of Sunnis running Iraq? It's like you just read the words Sunni, Shiite some where and then when about your making your conclusions with out any idea of the history of the region. That and your writing me of off as just spouting bullshit with no form of a rebuttal what so ever leads me to believe that not only do you lack analytic ability, but that you lack even the willingness to analyze what I've said.



Yeah, I know all that, hence the reason I said "Your lack of analytic ability never ceases to amaze." Having the knowledge and interpreting the knowledge are two very different things. Your analysis of what is happening is moronic.

I studied the region's history in college. I know it extensively.

I write you off because I was done responding to your inane crap a long time ago. You are unworthy of debate.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 09, 2008 10:47 AM

i just heard on npr, that mccain's favorite 'gadget' is his motorola razor phone, and that he doesn't hesitate to just flip open and call his advisors.

this guy is cutting edge.

JunkyardAngel

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA
February 2006

APR 09, 2008 02:13 PM

The world is a lot like the CE boards.

Sad.

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