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  • THURSDAY FEBRUARY 28 2008 6:00 AM

Tim Russert: Super Douche

I was trying to focus on how much I don’t like Hillary Clinton during Tuesday night’s debate, but some asshole kept distracting me. The asshole's name was Tim Russert. Russert’s “job” on Tuesday was to be a moderator. Instead, he wanted to be the star of the debate and decided the best way to achieve his goal was acting like a twunt. He was argumentative, bossy and, most important, asked really stupid questions. Until we get rid of douche bags like Russert, we’re never going to have a decent debate in this country. He exemplifies everything wrong with politics and Washington, DC.

At one point during his spectacular effort, Timmy decided to just make shit up.


MR. RUSSERT: I want to ask both of you this question, then. If we — if this scenario plays out and the Americans get out in total and al Qaeda resurges and Iraq goes to hell, do you hold the right, in your mind as American president, to re-invade, to go back into Iraq to stabilize it?

SEN. CLINTON: You know, Tim, you ask a lot of hypotheticals. And I believe that what’s –

MR. RUSSERT: But this is reality.

SEN. CLINTON: No — well, it isn’t reality. You’re making lots of different hypothetical assessments.


Timmy, reality is when something actually occurs. You have created fiction. I know this because it has not happened. I actually applaud Hillary for shutting this asshole down and not answering his bullshit question.


But what if the Iraqis open an ancient cave and release goblins from inner Earth, what will you do then?

Uh, that's not real.

Yes, it is! I am Russert. I make life!


The moment that caused me to lose it was when he let loose with 90 Farrakhan questions. Because, with all that is going on in America, what we really need to know about is what Obama thinks about what someone never said about something Louis Farrakhan said. Seriously, that’s what his question amounted to.



Nicely done. Never mind that Russert had the facts totally wrong. Jeremiah Wright is no longer head of Trinity UCC. Dude is retired. And he NEVER SAID THOSE WORDS. They were printed in a magazine, which written by Wright's daughter. The magazine that printed this statement wasn’t even under the control of Trinity UCC at the time. The magazine hasn’t been associated with the church since 2005. So, Obama has to reject Farrakhan because a guy he knows has a daughter who printed something nice about Farrakhan. Fucking amazing. Russert brought this up because Obama is black and those other black dudes are not saying nice things. And all black people know each other. And it’s a one-way street because we’ve seen a train full of white politicians over the years connected to ministers who have said some horrible fucking things with not a question raised.

Did Huckabee ever get a question from Timmy about his James Dobson endorsement? Or about something Dobson's daughter wrote? What about the many of the lunatics who endorsed Bush? Did any of their nephews ever draw a weird picture? Feel free to watch future debates on MSNBC. Let me know if Russert will goes after McCain for the endorsement he received from anti-gay, Armageddon loving Pastor John C. Hagee. I won’t hold my breath. (Because I would die.)

Oh, and “Trinity United Church.” Hey, Timmy, it’s called the Trinity United Church of Christ. Try nailing down the name of the fucking church before you blather this nonsense out of your pie hole.

The most amazing thing about the Farrakhan exchange was that even after Obama said he “denounced” Farrakhan’s statements, Russert kept going and actually used quotes. What is it about the word “denounce” that you don’t understand Timmy? Oh, and why would anybody care about this subject?

That was the first time Obama has had to deal with the simplistic thug-like questioning of Russert. Hillary has had to deal with this moron for years. When she was running for the Senate in New York, Russert revealed himself to be a Clinton-hating douche bag.

During one debate, he actually asked Hillary if she would apologize for “branding your husband's accusers as part of a right-wing conspiracy.” Uh, no. Mainly because it was a right-wing conspiracy. We know that because ONE OF THE DUDES INVOLVED IN IT SAID IT WAS. But the truth was not enough for Russet and he kept going.


Do you regret misleading the American people?


I don't know. Do you regret not knowing what the word "irony" means?

How the fuck does this clown have a job? As a moderator, his job is to be impartial. He is far from it. Later he was interviewed about his moronic debate moment.


Q. [Kurtz] One controversial moment in your career was in September 2000, when you moderated the debate in the Senate race between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Congressman Rick Lazio. You asked if she would apologize for branding her husband's accusers as part of a right-wing conspiracy. You asked, "Do you regret misleading the American people?" That caused quite a stir. Did you go too far on that?

A. [Russert] No.

Q. Absolutely fair game?

A. Oh sure.


Sure, as in, “I have no professional ethics.”

It has gone on and on with Russert. Throughout this campaign, he has been attacking Clinton during each debate he moderated. In September....


Clinton found herself in the spotlight for much of the debate, both because of criticism from her opponents and due to tough questioning from Russert. Clinton and Russert sparred several times, notably on the issue of Iran.


And, in October...


Mrs. Clinton walked into the debate expecting to be the target of attacks but as the night went on, she appeared surprised by the intensity as she was challenged not only by her opponents but by the moderators, Brian Williams and Tim Russert of NBC.

In an exchange with Mr. Russert, arguably her third toughest opponent on the stage, Mrs. Clinton repeatedly declined to say whether she would push the National Archives to release correspondence from Mrs. Clinton to Mr. Clinton in the White House when he was president.


“Arguably her third toughest opponent.” What a douche bag. Expect more of this from Russet when it’s down to McCain and Obama.

What politicians and Washington pundits can’t seem to get through their idiotic skulls is we don’t want this shit anymore. They are cheapening the process. We’d like the bickering to stop. We’d like the one team against the other team at all costs to vanish. All of the “gotcha” questions by tools like Russert only cheapen an already cheap process even more. We’d like to know how the politicians are going to deal with our problems, not what one thinks about what a guy said about Louis Farrakhan. We don’t need to know if Hillary produced a photo of Obama in a Kenyan outfit. Russert is an example of everything wrong with America. Please burn him.

 

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FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 28, 2008 12:15 PM

TheCoolerKing said:
How you can callously joke about the likely, and quite imminent, cave-dwelling goblin invasion is beyond me...

Shame on you, Reaper.



This is true. I apologize.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

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FEB 28, 2008 12:16 PM

MrMat said:
I thought Russert did a good job, and asked questions that needed to be asked.



Right.

Minutes spent on Farrakhan - 7
MInutes spent on Iraq - 4
Minutes spent on education - 0

Super job.

vermicious_knid

vermicious_knid

Shreveport, LA
February 2008

FEB 28, 2008 12:29 PM


This one question asked during that debate just galled the shit out of me.


MR. RUSSERT: ... do you hold the right, in your mind as American president, to re-invade, to go back into Iraq to stabilize it?


The whole basic premise is fucked up, it is a concession that now presidents decide when to go to war. This has never been a part of our history. It has always been a Congressional decision to go to war. This whole idea that presidents "reserve the right to invade" is just sickening.

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

FEB 28, 2008 12:32 PM

FearTheReaper said:

MrMat said:
I thought Russert did a good job, and asked questions that needed to be asked.



Right.

Minutes spent on Farrakhan - 7
MInutes spent on Iraq - 4
Minutes spent on education - 0

Super job.





I also thought the questions about Farrakhan were completely out of line.. That definitely went to far, especially when he tried to quote the guy on the Jewish religion. In this case FTR makes perfect sense.




I could give a list of items not covered as well.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

FEB 28, 2008 12:36 PM

MrMat said:
However, the questions about Iraq were spot on. No it's not reality yet, but you had better have a plan in case it does happen.



Then he should have asked about that. "Have you considered the various possible outcomes of a total withdrawal of US troops from Iraq, and do you have contingent plans to deal with those?" That is a real, valid question; it's not a wildly biased, wholly invented hypothetical with a question mark at the end of it.

It shouldn't be that difficult to see the distinction between the question I phrased and what Russert said.

AngelDevoid

AngelDevoid

USA
January 2008

FEB 28, 2008 12:45 PM

Douche was retired in 2007. But 2008 could be the year of the twunt. wink

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 28, 2008 01:17 PM

MrMat said:

FearTheReaper said:

MrMat said:
I thought Russert did a good job, and asked questions that needed to be asked.


Right.

Minutes spent on Farrakhan - 7
MInutes spent on Iraq - 4
Minutes spent on education - 0

Super job.


I also thought the questions about Farrakhan were completely out of line.. That definitely went to far, especially when he tried to quote the guy on the Jewish religion. In this case FTR makes perfect sense.



I could give a list of items not covered as well.



You should do that, since it undermines your point that Russert did a good job.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 28, 2008 01:48 PM

MrMat said:
However, the questions about Iraq were spot on. No it's not reality yet, but you had better have a plan in case it does happen.



Well if we're are asking questions that aren't reality yet, Iraq is just the icing on the cake. What about the possibility of future attacks on our soil, what about our failing infrastructure, overcrowded prisons, underfunded and overpopulated schools, school shootings, the list goes on.

My last concern is a re-invasion of Iraq. I am pretty sure that after this last diabolical blunder of an invasion, i would like to think that the president and congress would double, if not triple think going back there.

I would of liked to hear something about this, because those numbers are scary big, and growing larger.

PantherNesmith

PantherNesmith

Gloucester, VA
June 2006

FEB 28, 2008 02:40 PM

What about the fact that we can't even vote right?

Or the fact that the president now has an unprecedented amount of power?

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

FEB 28, 2008 02:44 PM

I'm not saying he asked every question that he should/could have. The debate was limited in time, and actually allowed for a bit of discussion. What I am saying is that, the stupid Farrakhan crap aside, he did ask good questions.

I am not licking his asshole, I'm stating that compared to all the other questions asked by the media, at least these were a bit challenging.

PantherNesmith

PantherNesmith

Gloucester, VA
June 2006

FEB 28, 2008 03:09 PM

MrMat said:
I'm not saying he asked every question that he should/could have. The debate was limited in time, and actually allowed for a bit of discussion. What I am saying is that, the stupid Farrakhan crap aside, he did ask good questions.

I am not licking his asshole, I'm stating that compared to all the other questions asked by the media, at least these were a bit challenging.



Because they were thinly veiled attacks.

MetalsmithJJ

MetalsmithJJ

Denton, TX
February 2007

FEB 28, 2008 04:40 PM

FTR,

I usually love your posts; you are a great commentor on today's politics.

However, I have to point out that Russert's question about wether Obama will go back into Iraq if there is a terrorist 'surge' that threatens to topple the government we installed is not based in hypotheticals or fiction, but in recent US history.

I mean, many people are comparing Iraq to Vietnam... do you remember what happened once we left? It's a valid question, as terrible as it is to ask.

The Iraqis don't want us or out type of government there. The Iraq Occupation is not a matter of when we can win, but when we will finally admit defeat.

Dracomicron

Dracomicron

Minneapolis, MN
April 2007

FEB 28, 2008 04:41 PM

Russert actually made them answer some real questions, and saw through most tapdancing.

That said, he was indeed way harsher on Clinton than on Obama (partially because there's more to trash on, but that's not the point) and I realized the next day why he had all those bullshit hypotheticals: they were to be used by McCain and Bush to attack the Democrats... "I've got news for Senator Obama, Al-Qaida is already in Iraq..." No, they're not... in the bullshit hypothetical, we'd eliminated them completely and the question revolved around them coming back.

Russert was being a cat's paw for the Republicans, and that destroyed any good will I had for him actually moderating instead of just throwing a flank of beef in a lion cage a la Wolf Blitzer.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 28, 2008 05:06 PM

MetalsmithJJ said:
FTR,

I usually love your posts; you are a great commentor on today's politics.

However, I have to point out that Russert's question about wether Obama will go back into Iraq if there is a terrorist 'surge' that threatens to topple the government we installed is not based in hypotheticals or fiction, but in recent US history.

I mean, many people are comparing Iraq to Vietnam... do you remember what happened once we left? It's a valid question, as terrible as it is to ask.

The Iraqis don't want us or out type of government there. The Iraq Occupation is not a matter of when we can win, but when we will finally admit defeat.



Yeah. Here's the deal. When we leave Iraq, whether tomorrow or in 10 years, it will turn into one of the most horrendous civil wars in modern history.

That is what happens when you remove a brutal dictator, who was sunni, and replace him with a government that is shiite. Also, we have spent the last 10 months arming the sunnis AND the shiites.

It is the ultimate recipe for disaster - and it doesn't even include the Kurds, who will go to war against Turkey.

This will all happen. It is just a matter of when. We cannot stay there forever because WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. End of story.

There will be no "re-invasion." It's just a stupid and embarrassing thing to say.

Alfaduetto

Alfaduetto

Greeneville, TN
May 2004

FEB 28, 2008 05:55 PM

You may recall that Russert got his job thru attrition. Everybody else bailed out of the "Meet the Press" Sunday format and he was left holding the seat. Any journalistic credibility he has was bestowed by the once fairly prestigious MTP. Buckley built its speed up years ago and Russert just sat there and let it coast. Tho it wasn't much when Russert walked in. I come down on the Conservative side, so I tend to talk biased in that direction. People now look at me with disbelief, when I say I have and I'm voting for Obama. If you really look at his experience and intellect, you might see he is the closest thing to a by the numbers conservative we have. McCain does not remotely resemble a conservative. I just want a President that rules by logic and not party tradition. Obama definely has it on that count. I'm sure many on both sides will disagree. I so enjoy stirin' shit up anyway.

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