Taliban: Can You Hear Me Now?
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 27 2008 8:30 AM
Submitted by DevilsReject. Edited By TheFuckOffKid.
TAGS: Taliban, cell phone, turnitoff, WTF?
The Taliban, whose regime has banned such things as clapping at sporting events, dancing, VCRs, pool tables, anything that plays music, television, lobster, kite flying, nail polish and a wide variety of other things has now given Afghanistan cell phone companies an ultimatum.
The Taliban wants cell phone service to go dark from 5 p.m. in the evening until 7 a.m. in the morning.
The towers and offices of mobile phone operators in Afghanistan are being pressured to shut down operations at night by the Taliban. The former rulers of Afghanistan and current insurgent group held "talks" with the four major mobile companies in Afghanistan today, and gave them three days to go dark for 14 hours per day—or else.
Basically, anyone in Afghanistan would only have cellular service for about ten hours a day. I am not a big fan of cell phones, I get irritated when I see someone driving and drifting in their lane on the highway, while holding a phone to their ear. The Taliban must be worried about people talking while driving during rush hour, right?
Nope.
The reason for the threat is the Taliban's belief that American soldiers and rebels within Afghanistan are using mobile phones to track down remaining Taliban members.
"Since the occupying forces stationed in Afghanistan usually at night use mobile phones for espionage to track down the mujahideen, the Islamic Emirate gave a three-day ultimatum to all mobile phone firms to switch off their phones from five in the afternoon until seven in the morning," Taliban spokesperson Qari Mohammad Yousuf told Reuters, ironically via mobile phone (and presumably during daylight).
Evidently that T-Mobile: Pay-As-You-Go thing isn't working out as planned for the Taliban, but they got a really good deal on all those Sidekicks. They also believe that American Forces are using old technology to track them, not the billions of dollars worth of communication and spy sattelites.
Shutting down the cell phone service for that long in Afghanistan is a bad thing for the innocent people just trying live a normal life. The country doesn't have a very good land based infrastructure. Once cell phone service is deactivated, communications between people, emergency services and other vital sources is for the most part, cut off completely.
The situation is not like it is here in the United States, if our cell phone service fails, we can still pick up the land line phone in the house and make and receive phone calls. In most cases, the cell phone is the only means of communication for most of the people in Afghanistan.
A lack of cell phone service to this multitude of people would not only cut their communications to other people, emergency services and other vital sources, it would also leave the innocent people wide open to attack by the Taliban, without being able to communicate it to anyone else.
I personally don't think for a second that the Taliban's only reason for shutting this system down is for their own safety. This is just another case where the totalitarian Taliban extremists believe that world should conform to them.
Fortunately, Afghanistan's communication companies are used to this type of thing.
This isn't the first time the Taliban has challenged mobile operators in Afghanistan. In the past, the group has accused the phone companies of actively working with US troops as well as NATO, although not much has happened as a result of those threats. Still, it's no doubt unsettling to the mobile operators to know that they may be targeted for continuing with business as usual
I am far from a great military leader. Leading thousands of soldiers to battle to the death is more than likely not in my future. I know cell phones can be tracked through GPS if it's turned on, and I once saw on CSI:New York that you can triangulate someone's position between towers with a Dell Inspiron if they make a call. Wouldn't it be a little less difficult if you know, the Taliban shut their personal cell phones off, rather than making an entire country go dark?
If they did shut down the entire service down for the night, it would stop that drunk dialing once the bars close, that's never a bad thing and could prevent embarrassment and that feeling of regret.
DevilsReject feels superior to the Taliban because he knows how Airplane Mode works.

















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