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US Builds A Retarded “Fence”

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 21 2008 2:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: US Border, Illegal Immigration, Border fence, Texas

In response to the insane, right wing anti-immigrant crowd, our government announced that we would be building a 700-mile border fence between the U.S. and Mexico. How fucking awesome is that? Especially when you consider that the border is 2,100 miles long. Obviously it will work, because most ranchers only fence off 1/3 of their land and the cows don’t know the difference. I know when I was growing up, we fenced in 1/3 of the yard, and our dog was never able to get out. That’s how fences work, especially retarded fences.

So, in October 2006, Bush signed The Secure Fence Act. And then we went about figuring out how to build this border fence. The Department of Homeland Security, which never does anything wrong, came up with the construction plans and began acquiring land. In California, Arizona, and New Mexico there were few problems because borderland is mostly federal land. But Texas is another story, because much of the land is privately owned. That means eminent domain, which means people are losing their land. For a retarded fence.

Oh, and by the time 2008 rolled around, the 700-mile border fence was halved.


Department officials have since whittled that down to a plan for about 370 miles of pedestrian fencing and 300 miles of vehicle barriers to be finished by the end of 2008.


Vehicle barriers? How the fuck is an illegal immigrant ever going to get over a vehicle barrier? It’s genius! And don’t even think that illegal immigrants will know how to build a ladder or dig a hole. That’s crazy talk.

Late last year, the DHS sent letters to 135 private property owners explaining that they had to give up their land - for a fence that will only cover 370 miles of land on a 2100 mile border.


Landowners were given 30 days to change their minds or face legal action. More than 100 of them -- 71 in Texas -- let the deadline pass.

The US has begun taking legal action to take the property away.

Over the past several weeks, U.S. attorneys acting on behalf of the Homeland Security Department have been filing lawsuits against the holdouts. Already, federal district judges have ordered one landowner in California, 11 in Arizona and 11 in Texas -- including the small city of Eagle Pass -- to temporarily surrender their properties. The mayor of Eagle Pass, which is located about 100 miles southwest of San Antonio and stands to lose 233 acres of city-owned land, said the city is planning to appeal. Suits are also pending against 14 landowners in California and 44 in South Texas.


Okay. See anything wrong there? How about a city losing 233 acres to a fucking fence? Exactly how wide is this retarded fence? It’s a pretty consistent story all along the border. Nydia and Fred Garcia’s ranch is screwed.


The fence would mean that 25 acres of the 80 acres of farmland that they and another brother jointly own would be on the Mexican side.


Massive amounts of land will be lost because of the placement of the fence. One would expect a border fence to be built on the border. No so. In some cases, like that of Eloisa Tamez, 72, the fence will cut through her ranch, which is one mile north of the border. And why not? It’s not like the government hasn’t completely fucked her family over before?


Her ancestors once owned 12,000 acres. In the 1930s, the federal government took more than half of her inherited land, without paying a cent, to build flood levees.


Now she only owns three acres -- and the government wants to put a fence through the middle of it. Did I mention the fence will be 370 miles long, while the border is 2,100 miles long? I did? Oh, did I mention that the fence won’t be in one piece? Did I tell you about the giant missing parts of the fence? That there will be big holes in places where rich people live?

Meet Dallas billionaire Ray L. Hunt. He’s good friend to a man named George Bush.


Hunt was a Bush-Cheney campaign “Pioneer” in 2000. More recently, Hunt “donated $35 million to Southern Methodist University to help build Bush’s presidential library.” In 2001, Bush appointed Hunt to his Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, granting him “a security clearance and access to classified intelligence.”

Hunt, one of the wealthiest oilmen in the world, previously served on the board of Halliburton and was National Petroleum Council chairman between 1991 and 1994.


Guess whose land the fence won’t affect? Turns out the fence is just going to stop when it gets to Hunt’s land, then pick back up on the other side. That’ll stop those illegal Mexicans!


Daniel Garza, a 76-year-old man who might lose his home to the border fence’s intrusion, noted, “I don’t see why they have to destroy my home, my land, and let the wall end there.” Pointing across the street to Hunt’s land, he added, “How will that stop illegal immigration?”


It won’t. Now shut the fuck up, poor person. Of course, it’s not the only place the fence will have holes.


While the border wall will go through her backyard and effectively destroy her home, it will stop at the edge of the River Bend Resort and golf course, a popular Winter Texan retreat two miles down the road. The wall starts up again on the other side of the resort.

“It has a golf course and all of the amenities,” Tamez says. “There are no plans to build a wall there. If the wall is so important for security, then why are we skipping parts?”


Because they don’t give a shit. Because it’s not about the fence. It’s about money. They used the fervor of the anti-immigrant morons to steal more money from Americans. It’s about a bullshit project that gives money to some company for making a worthless product. They certainly don’t care about the people of Texas.


Foster says he has never received any logical answers from Homeland Security as to why certain areas in his city had been targeted for fencing over other areas. “I puzzled a while over why the fence would bypass the industrial park and go through the city park,” he says.


The word “soulless” comes to mind. Understand what this is: Nothing more than a giant give away of money to private companies. This is the most useless, fucked up, retarded fence in the world. Officially, it’s going to cost at least $1.2 billion, while most estimates double that amount.


In a February 2007 hearing, Congressman Henry Waxman, a California Democrat and the chairman of the Oversight and Government Reform Committee, had more scathing remarks for Giddens and the SBInet project. “As of December, the Department of Homeland Security had hired a staff of 98 to oversee the new SBInet contract. This may seem like progress until you ask who these overseers are. More than half are private contractors. Some of these private contractors even work for companies that are business partners of Boeing, the company they are supposed to be overseeing. And from what we are now learning from the department, this may be just the tip of the iceberg.”

Waxman said of SBInet that “virtually every detail is being outsourced from the government to private contractors. The government is relying on private contractors to design the programs, build them, and even conduct oversight over them.”


Total fucking waste. But that’s just to build the fence. What about keeping it operational?


A 2007 congressional report estimates the cost of maintaining and building the fence could be as much as $49 billion over its expected 25-year life span.


America, bend over, because a retarded fence is being rammed up your dirt hole.

 

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livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 12:47 PM

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:


I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



You are hopeless.



The system we continue to support is hopeless. And bankrupt. Vote libertarian!

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 12:52 PM

we3_pirate said:

Toku666 said:

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:


I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



You are hopeless.



Okay, the "future generations" reasoning is a bit heavy on the pathos, but is he really hopeless? I honestly think he's just focusing on the wrong fucking areas of supposed government "waste." He sets his crosshairs on agencies that keep metal out of hot dogs and green sludge out of his daughter's drinking water when he would not only have a fatter but a bigger target were he to go after waste via military action or draconian micromanagement of things like federal funding for sex ed and the like. (Despite the fact that the Bush 43 admin has been cutting funding for a lot of sex ed programs, the change-over to abstinence-only pamphlets still cost us plenty) Those, to me, would have been higher priorities for the 19-year-old know-it-all libertarian version of me. (Kept the know-it-all, lost the libertarian)



Or the Department of Homeland Security, which is essentially the same damn thing as the Department of Defense, right?



Having a kid definitely can increase the pathos in one's political view.

I am opposed to DHS outright. Also most federal Depts. They are useless at best, harmful to many, and way too expensive.

We need a pre-Civil War fed. They don't need to DO anything. We have so many fucking do-ers in government at the local and state level, why do we need massive federal oversight?

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

FEB 21, 2008 12:58 PM

livertarian said:
We need a pre-Civil War fed. They don't need to DO anything. We have so many fucking do-ers in government at the local and state level, why do we need massive federal oversight?



To curb the excesses of state and local governments, especially when the trample on the rights of citizens?

Or do you want to bring back Jim Crow laws, and laws outlawing abortion, interracial marriage, birth control and consensual sodomy, all of which the fucking do-ers at the state and local level thought were awesome ideas?

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 01:01 PM

livertarian said:
Having a kid definitely can increase the pathos in one's political view.

I am opposed to DHS outright. Also most federal Depts. They are useless at best, harmful to many, and way too expensive.

We need a pre-Civil War fed. They don't need to DO anything. We have so many fucking do-ers in government at the local and state level, why do we need massive federal oversight?



1) Unfortunately, using pathos-grounded reasons to govern is unwise, I think we can agree.

2) I am also opposed to DHS outright. So, considering the huge chunk of the budget that gets swallowed by DHS and other boondoggles like the war on drugs shouldn't we start there and then worry about the FDA later? That is, giving the libertarian view its full scope, don't you have to prioritize at some point? Otherwise you're just an anarchist, right?

3) For the love of all that is even semi-precious, NO WE DO NOT need a pre-Civil War Federal government. (And what's with the new RP youngbloods who keep saying "the Fed" when they mean federal government?) You may as well just preach a doctrine of fifty very loosely connected city-states, like so many broke-ass Athenses and Spartaartaartaartas. Sounds like a great plan.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 01:01 PM

Toku666 said:

livertarian said:

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:
I agree with Ron Paul's assessment of the immigration issue. Illegals are used as a scapegoat by the neo-cons, and as a rallying point for liberals, but we all lose by embracing either side. Either we continue to expand subsidies and entitlements, which are putting future generations into crushing debt, or we enrage our neighbors with harsh extraction and prosecution efforts.

The solution isn't simple or easy, but my man RP has the right idea: Address the more fundamental economic policies that distort and cripple our markets and money. Let the free market decide whether sneaking over US borders is a potentially lucrative risk. I believe if governments got out of the way, we could sort this out over a shorter period of time, if it can be sorted out at all.



And I believe in fairies.



Well that's just cynical. Cynicism doesn't work if you're trying to come up with ideas. We've tried federal intervention into all aspects of economic and social policy, and I see massive failure in results. Politicians will try to make all issues sound like they're at a critical juncture - time to act! - at precisely those times when we need to focus on long term efforts and consequences.



Before he admits that his stance is "just cynical" you would have to admit that your opening post contains a gargantuan false dichotomy. What's interesting is that you'd think "Doc" Paul-iday would be toeing the libertarian line on this one, but he actually isn't.

To FearTheReaper: livertarian is totally on topic, gramps! Don't forget about NAFTA SUPERHIGHWAY! Toot toot, all aboard! Oh wait! Doesn't NAFTA superhighway paranoia fundamentally contradict opposition to further federal stricture on borders?



I don't know enough about the NAFTA superhighway plan, or whatever they are calling it. I am generally opposed to policy that would erase our current borders and lessen our sovreignity.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 21, 2008 01:02 PM

livertarian said:

we3_pirate said:

Toku666 said:

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:


I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



You are hopeless.



Okay, the "future generations" reasoning is a bit heavy on the pathos, but is he really hopeless? I honestly think he's just focusing on the wrong fucking areas of supposed government "waste." He sets his crosshairs on agencies that keep metal out of hot dogs and green sludge out of his daughter's drinking water when he would not only have a fatter but a bigger target were he to go after waste via military action or draconian micromanagement of things like federal funding for sex ed and the like. (Despite the fact that the Bush 43 admin has been cutting funding for a lot of sex ed programs, the change-over to abstinence-only pamphlets still cost us plenty) Those, to me, would have been higher priorities for the 19-year-old know-it-all libertarian version of me. (Kept the know-it-all, lost the libertarian)



Or the Department of Homeland Security, which is essentially the same damn thing as the Department of Defense, right?



Having a kid definitely can increase the pathos in one's political view.

I am opposed to DHS outright. Also most federal Depts. They are useless at best, harmful to many, and way too expensive.

We need a pre-Civil War fed. They don't need to DO anything. We have so many fucking do-ers in government at the local and state level, why do we need massive federal oversight?



So we should abolish things like Child Services, right? I mean who cares if kids are being neglected so bad, or beaten to a pulp. Why should the government make people responsible for the monetary benefit of children, stupid child support. The government should not intervene. Stupid Health and Human Services.

OR we could save money and abolish laws that go after things like Pedophilia, right? I mean it would save the Feds, local and state government some big time cash if they wouldn't "intervene" with people's lives. Let them choose how to live their life! No government intervention, stupid FBI.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 01:04 PM

Toku666 said:

livertarian said:
Having a kid definitely can increase the pathos in one's political view.

I am opposed to DHS outright. Also most federal Depts. They are useless at best, harmful to many, and way too expensive.

We need a pre-Civil War fed. They don't need to DO anything. We have so many fucking do-ers in government at the local and state level, why do we need massive federal oversight?



1) Unfortunately, using pathos-grounded reasons to govern is unwise, I think we can agree.

2) I am also opposed to DHS outright. So, considering the huge chunk of the budget that gets swallowed by DHS and other boondoggles like the war on drugs shouldn't we start there and then worry about the FDA later? That is, giving the libertarian view its full scope, don't you have to prioritize at some point? Otherwise you're just an anarchist, right?

3) For the love of all that is even semi-precious, NO WE DO NOT need a pre-Civil War Federal government. (And what's with the new RP youngbloods who keep saying "the Fed" when they mean federal government?) You may as well just preach a doctrine of fifty very loosely connected city-states, like so many broke-ass Athenses and Spartaartaartaartas. Sounds like a great plan.



I actually like the city-states idea a lot. Not perfect, kinda messy, but teeming with life. The big government idea sucks life out of everyone, equally.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 01:06 PM

livertarian said:
I don't know enough about the NAFTA superhighway plan, or whatever they are calling it. I am generally opposed to policy that would erase our current borders and lessen our sovreignity.



This is precisely the kind of thing I'm talking about. If you support a loosening of stricture on the free market effect on labor (i.e., laborers moving towards where there is means of production, i.e., ECON 101 stuff) then how can you also say something like "I am generally opposed to policy that would erase our current borders?"

PS - you don't need to know anything about the NAFTA superhighway "plan" because there is no plan so "they" aren't "calling it" anything.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 01:10 PM

DevilsReject said:

livertarian said:

we3_pirate said:

Toku666 said:

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:


I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



You are hopeless.



Okay, the "future generations" reasoning is a bit heavy on the pathos, but is he really hopeless? I honestly think he's just focusing on the wrong fucking areas of supposed government "waste." He sets his crosshairs on agencies that keep metal out of hot dogs and green sludge out of his daughter's drinking water when he would not only have a fatter but a bigger target were he to go after waste via military action or draconian micromanagement of things like federal funding for sex ed and the like. (Despite the fact that the Bush 43 admin has been cutting funding for a lot of sex ed programs, the change-over to abstinence-only pamphlets still cost us plenty) Those, to me, would have been higher priorities for the 19-year-old know-it-all libertarian version of me. (Kept the know-it-all, lost the libertarian)



Or the Department of Homeland Security, which is essentially the same damn thing as the Department of Defense, right?



Having a kid definitely can increase the pathos in one's political view.

I am opposed to DHS outright. Also most federal Depts. They are useless at best, harmful to many, and way too expensive.

We need a pre-Civil War fed. They don't need to DO anything. We have so many fucking do-ers in government at the local and state level, why do we need massive federal oversight?



So we should abolish things like Child Services, right? I mean who cares if kids are being neglected so bad, or beaten to a pulp. Why should the government make people responsible for the monetary benefit of children, stupid child support. The government should not intervene. Stupid Health and Human Services.

OR we could save money and abolish laws that go after things like Pedophilia, right? I mean it would save the Feds, local and state government some big time cash if they wouldn't "intervene" with people's lives. Let them choose how to live their life! No government intervention, stupid FBI.



I don't have a problem with child services or laws against violent behavior. Why would I? I would get rid of federal departments that interfere with states' rights to decide in these regards. Any state that comes up with a better system should be able to influence the rest of us. Same goes for immigration, drug laws, whatever. I am fine with socialism in small amounts, if the convenience works for a local majority and isn't prohibitively expensive. I oppose big government in all its forms. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 01:11 PM

livertarian said:
I actually like the city-states idea a lot. Not perfect, kinda messy, but teeming with life. The big government idea sucks life out of everyone, equally.



I'm getting really close to being with FTR on this one, with regards to you. Given your statement above, please explain:

1) Whether you think the outcome of the Civil War was just to the former CSA.

2) Why you think a return to (as has been pointed out by others) Jim Crow, outlawed abortion, etc., represents a system any person calling themselves a "libertarian" should support.

3) Why, exactly, the mechanism that makes sure we don't have to eat Chinese dog food when we're 79, don't have shitty teeth because of flouride, don't have to worry about E. bola, etc., should be dismantled.

Answer any two of these well and you will have saved us all a lot of time. For bonus credit, explain to the rest of us why the Ron Paul libertarian is on the pro expensive federally-funded fence side of this argument.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 01:14 PM

Toku666 said:

livertarian said:
I don't know enough about the NAFTA superhighway plan, or whatever they are calling it. I am generally opposed to policy that would erase our current borders and lessen our sovreignity.



This is precisely the kind of thing I'm talking about. If you support a loosening of stricture on the free market effect on labor (i.e., laborers moving towards where there is means of production, i.e., ECON 101 stuff) then how can you also say something like "I am generally opposed to policy that would erase our current borders?"

PS - you don't need to know anything about the NAFTA superhighway "plan" because there is no plan so "they" aren't "calling it" anything.



Because the US borders suffice to create a large marketplace, and I would not want any further tampering with expanding the pool of labor and production to include an ailing neighbor. Maybe that sounds harsh, but I am opposed to policy that would render us all equally lower class.

NAFTA has ambitions to regulate North American trade. That makes me skeptical outright. Do we get to elect these people?

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 01:16 PM

livertarian said:
I don't have a problem with child services or laws against violent behavior. Why would I? I would get rid of federal departments that interfere with states' rights to decide in these regards. Any state that comes up with a better system should be able to influence the rest of us. Same goes for immigration, drug laws, whatever. I am fine with socialism in small amounts, if the convenience works for a local majority and isn't prohibitively expensive. I oppose big government in all its forms. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.



Why would you? Because it is what you are arguing towards. It is how your candidate wants the country to run. What about "any state" that decides too many manhours are being spent on "pointless" domestic calls that take up cell space, so a kid has to end up dead or with limbs broken before anybody gives a shit? Ron Paul and the states' rights crowd don't see that the same potential exists for a state to go tits up (which is prevented by federal gov't power) as to turn into some utopia of RonPaulian liberty. Why we would want to subject our proud nation to that kind of chaos is beyond me, and seemingly beyond the rhetorical capabilities of any Ron Paul supporter I've encountered so far.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 01:20 PM

livertarian said:
Because the US borders suffice to create a large marketplace, and I would not want any further tampering with expanding the pool of labor and production to include an ailing neighbor. Maybe that sounds harsh, but I am opposed to policy that would render us all equally lower class.

NAFTA has ambitions to regulate North American trade. That makes me skeptical outright. Do we get to elect these people?



Wait, wait, wait. So now you're framing a loosening of restriction at the border "further tampering with expanding the pool of labor?" And you claim to be a free marketer? Are you feeling well? You realize this is self-contradictory, do you not?

Uh, how is it surprising that the "North American Free Trade Agreement" agencies might wish to regulate North American trade? I think "ambition" was a nicely loaded noun there, Wordsworth. whatever Oh, and who are "these people" in your little straw-man bit there at the end? If they aren't elected, or appointed by people who are elected, how'd they get there? Do you really think there are that many people who have some sort of ill-gotten control over your life? Hell, as corrupt and/or incompetent as I find the Bush 43 crony squad, I don't feel like my part in the political process has been usurped by a shadow brigade. Grow up.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 21, 2008 01:21 PM


The Feds only have "requirements" that need to be met. The requirements are usually bare bones, at least in the case of EPA, OSHA and Child Services.

The state only has to meet those requirements, if they exceed them, there is no complaint from the Federal Government. California exceeds every other state when it comes to EPA programs. California is striving for cleaner power, they usually set the benchmark for the rest of us. Ohio is looking into wind power, using California's system as a base.

If the state institutes a better system, it usually only benefits that state. You have to have federal requirements for states, that's just how it works. You could have a state like California that is striving for environmental excellence, then a state like Kentucky that would do absolutely nothing to ensure environmental safety. They'd still be running coal fired boilers with no pollution control devices on them.

The requirements set in place by the federal government for the state governments, aren't set to hamper the states, they're set to ensure policies are enacted.

There has to be some type of benchmark for the states to follow. Otherwise you'd have the Independent States of America, rather than the United States.

justicia

justicia

I'm lost
November 2004

FEB 21, 2008 01:27 PM

coyotemike said:
Am I the only one who remembers from history class that the Great Wall of China also didn't work? Something about the invading horde sort of . . . going around it?



Uh, yeah, I heard something about that....Also I remember sitting in El Paso, TX, in early summer watching Mexican men in long sleeves literally climbing and jumping over the fence and running across the busy highway.

The fence is clearly not the answer. Nessuno made some great points. Illegal immigration and its consequences are so obviously a direct result of colonial foreign policies. I slam my head into my desk when people suggest otherwise.

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