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US Builds A Retarded “Fence”

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 21 2008 2:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: US Border, Illegal Immigration, Border fence, Texas

In response to the insane, right wing anti-immigrant crowd, our government announced that we would be building a 700-mile border fence between the U.S. and Mexico. How fucking awesome is that? Especially when you consider that the border is 2,100 miles long. Obviously it will work, because most ranchers only fence off 1/3 of their land and the cows don’t know the difference. I know when I was growing up, we fenced in 1/3 of the yard, and our dog was never able to get out. That’s how fences work, especially retarded fences.

So, in October 2006, Bush signed The Secure Fence Act. And then we went about figuring out how to build this border fence. The Department of Homeland Security, which never does anything wrong, came up with the construction plans and began acquiring land. In California, Arizona, and New Mexico there were few problems because borderland is mostly federal land. But Texas is another story, because much of the land is privately owned. That means eminent domain, which means people are losing their land. For a retarded fence.

Oh, and by the time 2008 rolled around, the 700-mile border fence was halved.


Department officials have since whittled that down to a plan for about 370 miles of pedestrian fencing and 300 miles of vehicle barriers to be finished by the end of 2008.


Vehicle barriers? How the fuck is an illegal immigrant ever going to get over a vehicle barrier? It’s genius! And don’t even think that illegal immigrants will know how to build a ladder or dig a hole. That’s crazy talk.

Late last year, the DHS sent letters to 135 private property owners explaining that they had to give up their land - for a fence that will only cover 370 miles of land on a 2100 mile border.


Landowners were given 30 days to change their minds or face legal action. More than 100 of them -- 71 in Texas -- let the deadline pass.

The US has begun taking legal action to take the property away.

Over the past several weeks, U.S. attorneys acting on behalf of the Homeland Security Department have been filing lawsuits against the holdouts. Already, federal district judges have ordered one landowner in California, 11 in Arizona and 11 in Texas -- including the small city of Eagle Pass -- to temporarily surrender their properties. The mayor of Eagle Pass, which is located about 100 miles southwest of San Antonio and stands to lose 233 acres of city-owned land, said the city is planning to appeal. Suits are also pending against 14 landowners in California and 44 in South Texas.


Okay. See anything wrong there? How about a city losing 233 acres to a fucking fence? Exactly how wide is this retarded fence? It’s a pretty consistent story all along the border. Nydia and Fred Garcia’s ranch is screwed.


The fence would mean that 25 acres of the 80 acres of farmland that they and another brother jointly own would be on the Mexican side.


Massive amounts of land will be lost because of the placement of the fence. One would expect a border fence to be built on the border. No so. In some cases, like that of Eloisa Tamez, 72, the fence will cut through her ranch, which is one mile north of the border. And why not? It’s not like the government hasn’t completely fucked her family over before?


Her ancestors once owned 12,000 acres. In the 1930s, the federal government took more than half of her inherited land, without paying a cent, to build flood levees.


Now she only owns three acres -- and the government wants to put a fence through the middle of it. Did I mention the fence will be 370 miles long, while the border is 2,100 miles long? I did? Oh, did I mention that the fence won’t be in one piece? Did I tell you about the giant missing parts of the fence? That there will be big holes in places where rich people live?

Meet Dallas billionaire Ray L. Hunt. He’s good friend to a man named George Bush.


Hunt was a Bush-Cheney campaign “Pioneer” in 2000. More recently, Hunt “donated $35 million to Southern Methodist University to help build Bush’s presidential library.” In 2001, Bush appointed Hunt to his Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, granting him “a security clearance and access to classified intelligence.”

Hunt, one of the wealthiest oilmen in the world, previously served on the board of Halliburton and was National Petroleum Council chairman between 1991 and 1994.


Guess whose land the fence won’t affect? Turns out the fence is just going to stop when it gets to Hunt’s land, then pick back up on the other side. That’ll stop those illegal Mexicans!


Daniel Garza, a 76-year-old man who might lose his home to the border fence’s intrusion, noted, “I don’t see why they have to destroy my home, my land, and let the wall end there.” Pointing across the street to Hunt’s land, he added, “How will that stop illegal immigration?”


It won’t. Now shut the fuck up, poor person. Of course, it’s not the only place the fence will have holes.


While the border wall will go through her backyard and effectively destroy her home, it will stop at the edge of the River Bend Resort and golf course, a popular Winter Texan retreat two miles down the road. The wall starts up again on the other side of the resort.

“It has a golf course and all of the amenities,” Tamez says. “There are no plans to build a wall there. If the wall is so important for security, then why are we skipping parts?”


Because they don’t give a shit. Because it’s not about the fence. It’s about money. They used the fervor of the anti-immigrant morons to steal more money from Americans. It’s about a bullshit project that gives money to some company for making a worthless product. They certainly don’t care about the people of Texas.


Foster says he has never received any logical answers from Homeland Security as to why certain areas in his city had been targeted for fencing over other areas. “I puzzled a while over why the fence would bypass the industrial park and go through the city park,” he says.


The word “soulless” comes to mind. Understand what this is: Nothing more than a giant give away of money to private companies. This is the most useless, fucked up, retarded fence in the world. Officially, it’s going to cost at least $1.2 billion, while most estimates double that amount.


In a February 2007 hearing, Congressman Henry Waxman, a California Democrat and the chairman of the Oversight and Government Reform Committee, had more scathing remarks for Giddens and the SBInet project. “As of December, the Department of Homeland Security had hired a staff of 98 to oversee the new SBInet contract. This may seem like progress until you ask who these overseers are. More than half are private contractors. Some of these private contractors even work for companies that are business partners of Boeing, the company they are supposed to be overseeing. And from what we are now learning from the department, this may be just the tip of the iceberg.”

Waxman said of SBInet that “virtually every detail is being outsourced from the government to private contractors. The government is relying on private contractors to design the programs, build them, and even conduct oversight over them.”


Total fucking waste. But that’s just to build the fence. What about keeping it operational?


A 2007 congressional report estimates the cost of maintaining and building the fence could be as much as $49 billion over its expected 25-year life span.


America, bend over, because a retarded fence is being rammed up your dirt hole.

 

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wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 21, 2008 11:52 AM

livertarian said:

we3_pirate said:

Hooraydiation said:
Federal intervention gave us minimum wage and child labor laws, even though the free market opposed both.



Added to your list:

anti-trust laws, environmental protection, health regulations for food and medicine, and labor safety regulations.

Yep. That free market is made of honey and rainbows.



Anti-trust is a well documented joke: Companies sue each other using these laws to put each other out of business. All the regulatory institutions you cite are also corrupt and ineffective. We live in a world where good information is more accessible than ever before, and yet we still think the government ought to be the supplier and enforcer. If there was ever a good time for mega-regulation, that time passed already. And I am not convinced it ever helped.



First off: Uh, what institutions did I cite? Laws =/= institutions. There are environmental protection laws, and then there is this whole separate thing called an agency. The law is the independent variable here, as it can exist without the agency.

Second off: By your logic: there are "nasty operatives" in the free market, and there are "nasty operatives" in regulation. Yet, the "nasty operatives" in the free market shouldn't be used as evidence of deregulation not working, but the "nasty operatives" in regulatory agencies, which are put in place by the "nasty operatives" in the free market, should be used as evidence that regulation is bad?

EDIT: And, I've maxed out my use of quotations for the next three months.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 12:03 PM

livertarian said:

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:
I agree with Ron Paul's assessment of the immigration issue. Illegals are used as a scapegoat by the neo-cons, and as a rallying point for liberals, but we all lose by embracing either side. Either we continue to expand subsidies and entitlements, which are putting future generations into crushing debt, or we enrage our neighbors with harsh extraction and prosecution efforts.

The solution isn't simple or easy, but my man RP has the right idea: Address the more fundamental economic policies that distort and cripple our markets and money. Let the free market decide whether sneaking over US borders is a potentially lucrative risk. I believe if governments got out of the way, we could sort this out over a shorter period of time, if it can be sorted out at all.



And I believe in fairies.



Well that's just cynical. Cynicism doesn't work if you're trying to come up with ideas. We've tried federal intervention into all aspects of economic and social policy, and I see massive failure in results. Politicians will try to make all issues sound like they're at a critical juncture - time to act! - at precisely those times when we need to focus on long term efforts and consequences.



Before he admits that his stance is "just cynical" you would have to admit that your opening post contains a gargantuan false dichotomy. What's interesting is that you'd think "Doc" Paul-iday would be toeing the libertarian line on this one, but he actually isn't.

To FearTheReaper: livertarian is totally on topic, gramps! Don't forget about NAFTA SUPERHIGHWAY! Toot toot, all aboard! Oh wait! Doesn't NAFTA superhighway paranoia fundamentally contradict opposition to further federal stricture on borders?

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 12:21 PM

livertarian said:

we3_pirate said:

Hooraydiation said:
Federal intervention gave us minimum wage and child labor laws, even though the free market opposed both.



Added to your list:

anti-trust laws, environmental protection, health regulations for food and medicine, and labor safety regulations.

Yep. That free market is made of honey and rainbows.



Anti-trust is a well documented joke: Companies sue each other using these laws to put each other out of business. All the regulatory institutions you cite are also corrupt and ineffective. We live in a world where good information is more accessible than ever before, and yet we still think the government ought to be the supplier and enforcer. If there was ever a good time for mega-regulation, that time passed already. And I am not convinced it ever helped.



Hmm. "You keep saying zis word, but I do not theenk it mean what you think it mean."

Stop saying things are some kind of superlative "joke" when such a statement is demonstrably (even with what's already been given as evidence within this same thread!) false. Did Microsoft go out of business whilst I slept? Does it really look like Sun microsystems was devoured by the moon? Point the first.

So you would seriously lay claim that OSHA is corrupt and ineffective? I'd lay odds that any body functioning in the service of the necessary federal business restrictions listed are not statistically corrupt or ineffective. You may make serious counterclaim as to the possibly abysmal space the bell curve for that currently encompasses, but that's outside the scope of this thread, no? Point the second.

"We live in a world where good information is more accessible than ever before, and yet we still think the government ought to be the supplier and enforcer." Your words. Excuse me? What? First of all, for the same reason that "good" information is more accessible than ever, the opposite is also true. Though you've already colored the rhetoric by using the word "good," instead of the possibly more descriptive "valuable" or "worthwhile," I can still only give you a choice of possibilities as to how we describe the opposite here. It could be "bad," "evil," or "worthless" information. This kind of information is getting the same boost as your so-called "good" information. Consider Furries, or suicide cults, or anorexia cults. However, consider the following way in which your statement is also wrong; most of the people posting here believe in freedom of information, in fact so much so that we grudgingly accept Furries, and suicide cults, and anorexia cults, while simultaneously trying to help and inform people trapped by harmful Internet communities. None of us want the government to be in control of the Internet, matey, and I'm not sure where in your tom-foolish libertarian worldview you got the impression that a group of mostly varyingly-leftish Internet would-be or actual pundits would support government restriction of the Internet. And surely not the enforcer, man! Come ON!

Ultimately: what we3_pirate said.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 12:21 PM

Man... no love here. I did not mean to try to turn this thread into an RP stump speech, but I will not back down from endorsing the guy as the only honest talker out there. He is far from perfect, and I do not share his views on some things, but where he's right is where it all counts.

So what is so great about interventionist government? Alll the great programs cited on this board have many flaws and unintended consequences. Free markets are not supposed to be perfect. It is naive to think that any amount of regulation would truly make the world a better place. The best chance we have is to get these fucking "leaders" out of our lives and learn to live with each other, not try to use the sytem to beat the other half down.

I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 12:25 PM

Toku666 said:

livertarian said:

we3_pirate said:

Hooraydiation said:
Federal intervention gave us minimum wage and child labor laws, even though the free market opposed both.



Added to your list:

anti-trust laws, environmental protection, health regulations for food and medicine, and labor safety regulations.

Yep. That free market is made of honey and rainbows.



Anti-trust is a well documented joke: Companies sue each other using these laws to put each other out of business. All the regulatory institutions you cite are also corrupt and ineffective. We live in a world where good information is more accessible than ever before, and yet we still think the government ought to be the supplier and enforcer. If there was ever a good time for mega-regulation, that time passed already. And I am not convinced it ever helped.



Hmm. "You keep saying zis word, but I do not theenk it mean what you think it mean."

Stop saying things are some kind of superlative "joke" when such a statement is demonstrably (even with what's already been given as evidence within this same thread!) false. Did Microsoft go out of business whilst I slept? Does it really look like Sun microsystems was devoured by the moon? Point the first.

So you would seriously lay claim that OSHA is corrupt and ineffective? I'd lay odds that any body functioning in the service of the necessary federal business restrictions listed are not statistically corrupt or ineffective. You may make serious counterclaim as to the possibly abysmal space the bell curve for that currently encompasses, but that's outside the scope of this thread, no? Point the second.

"We live in a world where good information is more accessible than ever before, and yet we still think the government ought to be the supplier and enforcer." Your words. Excuse me? What? First of all, for the same reason that "good" information is more accessible than ever, the opposite is also true. Though you've already colored the rhetoric by using the word "good," instead of the possibly more descriptive "valuable" or "worthwhile," I can still only give you a choice of possibilities as to how we describe the opposite here. It could be "bad," "evil," or "worthless" information. This kind of information is getting the same boost as your so-called "good" information. Consider Furries, or suicide cults, or anorexia cults. However, consider the following way in which your statement is also wrong; most of the people posting here believe in freedom of information, in fact so much so that we grudgingly accept Furries, and suicide cults, and anorexia cults, while simultaneously trying to help and inform people trapped by harmful Internet communities. None of use want the government to be in control of the Internet, matey, and I'm not sure where in your tom-foolish libertarian worldview you got the impression that a group of mostly varyingly-leftish Internet would-be or actual pundits would support government restriction of the Internet. And surely not the enforcer, man! Come ON!

Ultimately: what we3_pirate said.



You point to paradox, right? We can deconstruct any argument into a stalemate if we wanted to. I am trying to keep things simple: Big government has not stopped corporate malfeasance, pollution, laziness, drug abuse, or border hopping. What is the solution?

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 21, 2008 12:29 PM

livertarian said:


I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



You are hopeless.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 12:31 PM

livertarian said:
Man... no love here. I did not mean to try to turn this thread into an RP stump speech, but I will not back down from endorsing the guy as the only honest talker out there. He is far from perfect, and I do not share his views on some things, but where he's right is where it all counts.

So what is so great about interventionist government? Alll the great programs cited on this board have many flaws and unintended consequences. Free markets are not supposed to be perfect. It is naive to think that any amount of regulation would truly make the world a better place. The best chance we have is to get these fucking "leaders" out of our lives and learn to live with each other, not try to use the sytem to beat the other half down.

I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



On that last point you are probably correct. So why don't we start with a candidate that might do something as whacky as breaking DHS back into its component overlaps with existing federal (i.e., Constitutional) law enforcement? Or somebody who won't lose us billions of dollars in debt to China, police action cost in the Middle East, (yes I realize "Doc" wants us out of the ME) and the economic nightmare that would be our national re-structuring to withstand the ravages of a return to the gold standard. Or somebody who wouldn't throw our country to the wolfish state of pre-Roe v. Wade and pre-Brown v. Board of Education. Or, hey, how about somebody who might actually be able to help heal national issues and deeply held feelings about race relations, instead of somebody who has (at best!) highly dubious thoughts on the subject.

Is this going anywhere? Or is Sisyphus gonna push his rock back up to the top?

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 12:37 PM

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:

FearTheReaper said:
How is it that Ron Paul trolls can turn every thread so it is about their candidate? It's fucking amazing. You people are pathetic and have a total lack of understanding that YOUR actions have resulted in numerous voters hating your candidate.

This is about a fence. It has so little to do with Ron Paul it is fucking amazing.



C'mon man. If someone cites a Hillary policy, does that make him a cult member? I only mentioned RP because I think he's got good points. If I hadn't mentioned RP, I'm sure my obvious libertarianism would have attracted a similar level of scorn anyway.



Bringing up Hillary Clinton in a thread about the blatant political corruption involved in the building a fence would have been equally bullshit.

You mention Ron Paul because that is all you people do. You could bring it up on a gardening website. You are parasites.



I will no longer mention RP in future postings. Too hot a button to push.

And you are right about wearing it on the sleeve. This was an emotional response.

I will, however, continue to represent some idea of small government.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 12:38 PM

livertarian said:
You point to paradox, right? We can deconstruct any argument into a stalemate if we wanted to. I am trying to keep things simple: Big government has not stopped corporate malfeasance, pollution, laziness, drug abuse, or border hopping. What is the solution?



Hurrrrmmm. Let's see here...

First off, don't accuse me of rhetorical solipsism. Seriously. Do not.

Well, so big government has not stopped, etc., you state. Okay, fine. I'm going to be really generous and grant you that point. So, in rebuttal I would ask you the following:

1) Have you ever been fishing or hunting? Did you catch and/or shoot them all?

2) Do Highway Patrol officers catch all reckless/inebriated drivers?

3) Do homicide departments in police forces apprehend all murderers and rapists?

4) In 2) and 3) above, can you see how it could be harmful if government did less in these instances?

In the wake of China's woes over exported goods like poisonous toothpaste, dogfood, and toxic children's toys, it is astounding that you hold to some claim that we can do without an agency such as the FDA. So again I would argue that we should probably go with a candidate who suggests the greatest chance of being somebody who would not only make these agencies more transparent (hint: Google "Obama" and "transparency," and click on the links that look like they lead to legislation) but could, possibly, maybe do away with a lot of the disgracefully wasteful legislation of the past seven years.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

FEB 21, 2008 12:38 PM

I will, however, continue to represent some idea of small government.



I prefer "The Little Government That Could".

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 21, 2008 12:41 PM

livertarian said:
So what is so great about interventionist government?



Well, with that whole corrupt "OSHA" thing, we kind of mandated a policy that says we'd rather not kill people whilst manufacturing something.

Machines that once ripped fingers and arms off were made safer so that the U.S. Worker could actually still have full use of his/her appendages while not at work.

I think that's pretty great.

The EPA told huge steel companies, and other manufacturers in Cleveland that they weren't allowed to dump toxic waste into the Cuyahoga River anymore, it hasn't caught fire in at least a decade or two.

i think that's pretty great.

The EPA also told medical waste companies that they aren't allowed to dump medical waste into Lake Erie anymore. The Lake itself has cleaned up over the years, we have a long way to go, but it is an improvement. Fish kills aren't nearly as common as they used to be and it's been a long time since hypodermic needles washed up on our beaches.

i think that's pretty great.


wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 21, 2008 12:42 PM

livertarian said:
You point to paradox, right? We can deconstruct any argument into a stalemate if we wanted to. I am trying to keep things simple: Big government has not stopped corporate malfeasance, pollution, laziness, drug abuse, or border hopping. What is the solution?



I don't think anyone reasonable would argue that any solution will cure all of society's ills. But I highly doubt going back to unregulated capitalism would help instead of hurting. If you really think so, then why not go even further and argue for removing laws altogether? After all, those things that prevent us from going, "Hey, I don't like my neighbors noisy kids" *blam blam blam* limit our freedoms, and they don't stop murder from happening.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 12:43 PM

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:


I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



You are hopeless.



Okay, the "future generations" reasoning is a bit heavy on the pathos, but is he really hopeless? I honestly think he's just focusing on the wrong fucking areas of supposed government "waste." He sets his crosshairs on agencies that keep metal out of hot dogs and green sludge out of his daughter's drinking water when he would not only have a fatter but a bigger target were he to go after waste via military action or draconian micromanagement of things like federal funding for sex ed and the like. (Despite the fact that the Bush 43 admin has been cutting funding for a lot of sex ed programs, the change-over to abstinence-only pamphlets still cost us plenty) Those, to me, would have been higher priorities for the 19-year-old know-it-all libertarian version of me. (Kept the know-it-all, lost the libertarian)

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 12:45 PM

livertarian said:
I will no longer mention RP in future postings. Too hot a button to push.

And you are right about wearing it on the sleeve. This was an emotional response.

I will, however, continue to represent some idea of small government.



Gosh, I hope you don't expect me to think you can tar me with this brush. I think I've been completely rational and reasonable yet you don't seem to be addressing too many of my points. You'll note that a lot of them don't have anything to do with Paul, but rather his stated positions on, y'know, stuff.

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 21, 2008 12:45 PM

Toku666 said:

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:


I became a libertarian because I have a daughter whose generaton is fucked as of right now. More government is not the answer. I defy anyone to prove me wrong on this.



You are hopeless.



Okay, the "future generations" reasoning is a bit heavy on the pathos, but is he really hopeless? I honestly think he's just focusing on the wrong fucking areas of supposed government "waste." He sets his crosshairs on agencies that keep metal out of hot dogs and green sludge out of his daughter's drinking water when he would not only have a fatter but a bigger target were he to go after waste via military action or draconian micromanagement of things like federal funding for sex ed and the like. (Despite the fact that the Bush 43 admin has been cutting funding for a lot of sex ed programs, the change-over to abstinence-only pamphlets still cost us plenty) Those, to me, would have been higher priorities for the 19-year-old know-it-all libertarian version of me. (Kept the know-it-all, lost the libertarian)



Or the Department of Homeland Security, which is essentially the same damn thing as the Department of Defense, right?

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