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US Builds A Retarded “Fence”

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 21 2008 2:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: US Border, Illegal Immigration, Border fence, Texas

In response to the insane, right wing anti-immigrant crowd, our government announced that we would be building a 700-mile border fence between the U.S. and Mexico. How fucking awesome is that? Especially when you consider that the border is 2,100 miles long. Obviously it will work, because most ranchers only fence off 1/3 of their land and the cows don’t know the difference. I know when I was growing up, we fenced in 1/3 of the yard, and our dog was never able to get out. That’s how fences work, especially retarded fences.

So, in October 2006, Bush signed The Secure Fence Act. And then we went about figuring out how to build this border fence. The Department of Homeland Security, which never does anything wrong, came up with the construction plans and began acquiring land. In California, Arizona, and New Mexico there were few problems because borderland is mostly federal land. But Texas is another story, because much of the land is privately owned. That means eminent domain, which means people are losing their land. For a retarded fence.

Oh, and by the time 2008 rolled around, the 700-mile border fence was halved.


Department officials have since whittled that down to a plan for about 370 miles of pedestrian fencing and 300 miles of vehicle barriers to be finished by the end of 2008.


Vehicle barriers? How the fuck is an illegal immigrant ever going to get over a vehicle barrier? It’s genius! And don’t even think that illegal immigrants will know how to build a ladder or dig a hole. That’s crazy talk.

Late last year, the DHS sent letters to 135 private property owners explaining that they had to give up their land - for a fence that will only cover 370 miles of land on a 2100 mile border.


Landowners were given 30 days to change their minds or face legal action. More than 100 of them -- 71 in Texas -- let the deadline pass.

The US has begun taking legal action to take the property away.

Over the past several weeks, U.S. attorneys acting on behalf of the Homeland Security Department have been filing lawsuits against the holdouts. Already, federal district judges have ordered one landowner in California, 11 in Arizona and 11 in Texas -- including the small city of Eagle Pass -- to temporarily surrender their properties. The mayor of Eagle Pass, which is located about 100 miles southwest of San Antonio and stands to lose 233 acres of city-owned land, said the city is planning to appeal. Suits are also pending against 14 landowners in California and 44 in South Texas.


Okay. See anything wrong there? How about a city losing 233 acres to a fucking fence? Exactly how wide is this retarded fence? It’s a pretty consistent story all along the border. Nydia and Fred Garcia’s ranch is screwed.


The fence would mean that 25 acres of the 80 acres of farmland that they and another brother jointly own would be on the Mexican side.


Massive amounts of land will be lost because of the placement of the fence. One would expect a border fence to be built on the border. No so. In some cases, like that of Eloisa Tamez, 72, the fence will cut through her ranch, which is one mile north of the border. And why not? It’s not like the government hasn’t completely fucked her family over before?


Her ancestors once owned 12,000 acres. In the 1930s, the federal government took more than half of her inherited land, without paying a cent, to build flood levees.


Now she only owns three acres -- and the government wants to put a fence through the middle of it. Did I mention the fence will be 370 miles long, while the border is 2,100 miles long? I did? Oh, did I mention that the fence won’t be in one piece? Did I tell you about the giant missing parts of the fence? That there will be big holes in places where rich people live?

Meet Dallas billionaire Ray L. Hunt. He’s good friend to a man named George Bush.


Hunt was a Bush-Cheney campaign “Pioneer” in 2000. More recently, Hunt “donated $35 million to Southern Methodist University to help build Bush’s presidential library.” In 2001, Bush appointed Hunt to his Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, granting him “a security clearance and access to classified intelligence.”

Hunt, one of the wealthiest oilmen in the world, previously served on the board of Halliburton and was National Petroleum Council chairman between 1991 and 1994.


Guess whose land the fence won’t affect? Turns out the fence is just going to stop when it gets to Hunt’s land, then pick back up on the other side. That’ll stop those illegal Mexicans!


Daniel Garza, a 76-year-old man who might lose his home to the border fence’s intrusion, noted, “I don’t see why they have to destroy my home, my land, and let the wall end there.” Pointing across the street to Hunt’s land, he added, “How will that stop illegal immigration?”


It won’t. Now shut the fuck up, poor person. Of course, it’s not the only place the fence will have holes.


While the border wall will go through her backyard and effectively destroy her home, it will stop at the edge of the River Bend Resort and golf course, a popular Winter Texan retreat two miles down the road. The wall starts up again on the other side of the resort.

“It has a golf course and all of the amenities,” Tamez says. “There are no plans to build a wall there. If the wall is so important for security, then why are we skipping parts?”


Because they don’t give a shit. Because it’s not about the fence. It’s about money. They used the fervor of the anti-immigrant morons to steal more money from Americans. It’s about a bullshit project that gives money to some company for making a worthless product. They certainly don’t care about the people of Texas.


Foster says he has never received any logical answers from Homeland Security as to why certain areas in his city had been targeted for fencing over other areas. “I puzzled a while over why the fence would bypass the industrial park and go through the city park,” he says.


The word “soulless” comes to mind. Understand what this is: Nothing more than a giant give away of money to private companies. This is the most useless, fucked up, retarded fence in the world. Officially, it’s going to cost at least $1.2 billion, while most estimates double that amount.


In a February 2007 hearing, Congressman Henry Waxman, a California Democrat and the chairman of the Oversight and Government Reform Committee, had more scathing remarks for Giddens and the SBInet project. “As of December, the Department of Homeland Security had hired a staff of 98 to oversee the new SBInet contract. This may seem like progress until you ask who these overseers are. More than half are private contractors. Some of these private contractors even work for companies that are business partners of Boeing, the company they are supposed to be overseeing. And from what we are now learning from the department, this may be just the tip of the iceberg.”

Waxman said of SBInet that “virtually every detail is being outsourced from the government to private contractors. The government is relying on private contractors to design the programs, build them, and even conduct oversight over them.”


Total fucking waste. But that’s just to build the fence. What about keeping it operational?


A 2007 congressional report estimates the cost of maintaining and building the fence could be as much as $49 billion over its expected 25-year life span.


America, bend over, because a retarded fence is being rammed up your dirt hole.

 

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Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

FEB 21, 2008 11:11 AM

Because, after-all, Bush hasn't pissed off enough people yet. He has to get at least one more shot in before he leaves office. And hey, they're getting an extra $600.00 back on their taxes right?

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 21, 2008 11:18 AM

livertarian said:
I agree with Ron Paul's assessment of the immigration issue. Illegals are used as a scapegoat by the neo-cons, and as a rallying point for liberals, but we all lose by embracing either side. Either we continue to expand subsidies and entitlements, which are putting future generations into crushing debt, or we enrage our neighbors with harsh extraction and prosecution efforts.

The solution isn't simple or easy, but my man RP has the right idea: Address the more fundamental economic policies that distort and cripple our markets and money. Let the free market decide whether sneaking over US borders is a potentially lucrative risk. I believe if governments got out of the way, we could sort this out over a shorter period of time, if it can be sorted out at all.



And I believe in fairies.

Munke

Munke

Chula Vista, CA
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 11:20 AM

OhSoOrdinary said:
I just want to give up.



Sadly I think that's part of the plan...

Get those that actually notice how ass-backwards things become to give up and stop caring.

That way we can join the sheeple and then the government can REALLY break out the vaseline.

mad

Munke

Munke

Chula Vista, CA
May 2004

FEB 21, 2008 11:22 AM

PeaArrOhSeeKay said:

Officially, it's going to cost at least $1.2 billion, while most estimates double that amount.



You're forgetting about the additional 500 million or so they'll "misplace" while building it.



Fixed.



livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 11:25 AM

FearTheReaper said:

livertarian said:
I agree with Ron Paul's assessment of the immigration issue. Illegals are used as a scapegoat by the neo-cons, and as a rallying point for liberals, but we all lose by embracing either side. Either we continue to expand subsidies and entitlements, which are putting future generations into crushing debt, or we enrage our neighbors with harsh extraction and prosecution efforts.

The solution isn't simple or easy, but my man RP has the right idea: Address the more fundamental economic policies that distort and cripple our markets and money. Let the free market decide whether sneaking over US borders is a potentially lucrative risk. I believe if governments got out of the way, we could sort this out over a shorter period of time, if it can be sorted out at all.



And I believe in fairies.



Well that's just cynical. Cynicism doesn't work if you're trying to come up with ideas. We've tried federal intervention into all aspects of economic and social policy, and I see massive failure in results. Politicians will try to make all issues sound like they're at a critical juncture - time to act! - at precisely those times when we need to focus on long term efforts and consequences.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

FEB 21, 2008 11:28 AM

Federal intervention gave us minimum wage and child labor laws, even though the free market opposed both.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 11:34 AM

Hooraydiation said:
Federal intervention gave us minimum wage and child labor laws, even though the free market opposed both.



Don't mistake the free market for nasty operatives within it. Laws against unfair or immoral practices can and should continue to be enforced in a free market. I hear this argument all the time: Free market = rampant abuse by evil capitalists. I counter that argument with the fact that monopolies and mega-corporations have always thrived with our regulatory system - it cannot get worse or more unfair for competition than it is right now.

As for minimum wage, it's a bit of a joke. Our monetary polices ensure the minimum wage will always be running behind the cost of living. Wages and prices distract from the real picture.

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 21, 2008 11:35 AM

Hooraydiation said:
Federal intervention gave us minimum wage and child labor laws, even though the free market opposed both.



Added to your list:

anti-trust laws, environmental protection, health regulations for food and medicine, and labor safety regulations.

Yep. That free market is made of honey and rainbows.

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 21, 2008 11:37 AM

livertarian said:
I counter that argument with the fact that monopolies and mega-corporations have always thrived with our regulatory system - it cannot get worse or more unfair for competition than it is right now.



Apparently, you don't know about all those big trusts that Theodore Roosevelt went after. The ones that were squashed by regulation.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 11:40 AM

we3_pirate said:

Hooraydiation said:
Federal intervention gave us minimum wage and child labor laws, even though the free market opposed both.



Added to your list:

anti-trust laws, environmental protection, health regulations for food and medicine, and labor safety regulations.

Yep. That free market is made of honey and rainbows.



Anti-trust is a well documented joke: Companies sue each other using these laws to put each other out of business. All the regulatory institutions you cite are also corrupt and ineffective. We live in a world where good information is more accessible than ever before, and yet we still think the government ought to be the supplier and enforcer. If there was ever a good time for mega-regulation, that time passed already. And I am not convinced it ever helped.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 21, 2008 11:40 AM

How is it that Ron Paul trolls can turn every thread so it is about their candidate? It's fucking amazing. You people are pathetic and have a total lack of understanding that YOUR actions have resulted in numerous voters hating your candidate.

This is about a fence. It has so little to do with Ron Paul it is fucking amazing.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

FEB 21, 2008 11:44 AM

livertarian said:
All the regulatory institutions you cite are also corrupt and ineffective. We live in a world where good information is more accessible than ever before, and yet we still think the government ought to be the supplier and enforcer. If there was ever a good time for mega-regulation, that time passed already. And I am not convinced it ever helped.



Yeah, those evil government regulations banning the use of lead in household paint sure didn't help anyone.

But hey, I'm sure the Triangle Shirtwaist Company is still hiring.

livertarian

livertarian

Fairfax, VA
February 2008

FEB 21, 2008 11:47 AM

FearTheReaper said:
How is it that Ron Paul trolls can turn every thread so it is about their candidate? It's fucking amazing. You people are pathetic and have a total lack of understanding that YOUR actions have resulted in numerous voters hating your candidate.

This is about a fence. It has so little to do with Ron Paul it is fucking amazing.



C'mon man. If someone cites a Hillary policy, does that make him a cult member? I only mentioned RP because I think he's got good points. If I hadn't mentioned RP, I'm sure my obvious libertarianism would have attracted a similar level of scorn anyway.

MisterEnrolled

MisterEnrolled

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

FEB 21, 2008 11:49 AM

livertarian said:

FearTheReaper said:
How is it that Ron Paul trolls can turn every thread so it is about their candidate? It's fucking amazing. You people are pathetic and have a total lack of understanding that YOUR actions have resulted in numerous voters hating your candidate.

This is about a fence. It has so little to do with Ron Paul it is fucking amazing.



C'mon man. If someone cites a Hillary policy, does that make him a cult member? I only mentioned RP because I think he's got good points. If I hadn't mentioned RP, I'm sure my obvious libertarianism would have attracted a similar level of scorn anyway.



Try not to wear your beliefs on your sleeve.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 21, 2008 11:52 AM

livertarian said:

FearTheReaper said:
How is it that Ron Paul trolls can turn every thread so it is about their candidate? It's fucking amazing. You people are pathetic and have a total lack of understanding that YOUR actions have resulted in numerous voters hating your candidate.

This is about a fence. It has so little to do with Ron Paul it is fucking amazing.



C'mon man. If someone cites a Hillary policy, does that make him a cult member? I only mentioned RP because I think he's got good points. If I hadn't mentioned RP, I'm sure my obvious libertarianism would have attracted a similar level of scorn anyway.



Bringing up Hillary Clinton in a thread about the blatant political corruption involved in the building a fence would have been equally bullshit.

You mention Ron Paul because that is all you people do. You could bring it up on a gardening website. You are parasites.

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