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  • THURSDAY FEBRUARY 21 2008 2:00 AM

US Builds A Retarded “Fence”

In response to the insane, right wing anti-immigrant crowd, our government announced that we would be building a 700-mile border fence between the U.S. and Mexico. How fucking awesome is that? Especially when you consider that the border is 2,100 miles long. Obviously it will work, because most ranchers only fence off 1/3 of their land and the cows don’t know the difference. I know when I was growing up, we fenced in 1/3 of the yard, and our dog was never able to get out. That’s how fences work, especially retarded fences.

So, in October 2006, Bush signed The Secure Fence Act. And then we went about figuring out how to build this border fence. The Department of Homeland Security, which never does anything wrong, came up with the construction plans and began acquiring land. In California, Arizona, and New Mexico there were few problems because borderland is mostly federal land. But Texas is another story, because much of the land is privately owned. That means eminent domain, which means people are losing their land. For a retarded fence.

Oh, and by the time 2008 rolled around, the 700-mile border fence was halved.


Department officials have since whittled that down to a plan for about 370 miles of pedestrian fencing and 300 miles of vehicle barriers to be finished by the end of 2008.


Vehicle barriers? How the fuck is an illegal immigrant ever going to get over a vehicle barrier? It’s genius! And don’t even think that illegal immigrants will know how to build a ladder or dig a hole. That’s crazy talk.

Late last year, the DHS sent letters to 135 private property owners explaining that they had to give up their land - for a fence that will only cover 370 miles of land on a 2100 mile border.


Landowners were given 30 days to change their minds or face legal action. More than 100 of them -- 71 in Texas -- let the deadline pass.

The US has begun taking legal action to take the property away.

Over the past several weeks, U.S. attorneys acting on behalf of the Homeland Security Department have been filing lawsuits against the holdouts. Already, federal district judges have ordered one landowner in California, 11 in Arizona and 11 in Texas -- including the small city of Eagle Pass -- to temporarily surrender their properties. The mayor of Eagle Pass, which is located about 100 miles southwest of San Antonio and stands to lose 233 acres of city-owned land, said the city is planning to appeal. Suits are also pending against 14 landowners in California and 44 in South Texas.


Okay. See anything wrong there? How about a city losing 233 acres to a fucking fence? Exactly how wide is this retarded fence? It’s a pretty consistent story all along the border. Nydia and Fred Garcia’s ranch is screwed.


The fence would mean that 25 acres of the 80 acres of farmland that they and another brother jointly own would be on the Mexican side.


Massive amounts of land will be lost because of the placement of the fence. One would expect a border fence to be built on the border. No so. In some cases, like that of Eloisa Tamez, 72, the fence will cut through her ranch, which is one mile north of the border. And why not? It’s not like the government hasn’t completely fucked her family over before?


Her ancestors once owned 12,000 acres. In the 1930s, the federal government took more than half of her inherited land, without paying a cent, to build flood levees.


Now she only owns three acres -- and the government wants to put a fence through the middle of it. Did I mention the fence will be 370 miles long, while the border is 2,100 miles long? I did? Oh, did I mention that the fence won’t be in one piece? Did I tell you about the giant missing parts of the fence? That there will be big holes in places where rich people live?

Meet Dallas billionaire Ray L. Hunt. He’s good friend to a man named George Bush.


Hunt was a Bush-Cheney campaign “Pioneer” in 2000. More recently, Hunt “donated $35 million to Southern Methodist University to help build Bush’s presidential library.” In 2001, Bush appointed Hunt to his Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, granting him “a security clearance and access to classified intelligence.”

Hunt, one of the wealthiest oilmen in the world, previously served on the board of Halliburton and was National Petroleum Council chairman between 1991 and 1994.


Guess whose land the fence won’t affect? Turns out the fence is just going to stop when it gets to Hunt’s land, then pick back up on the other side. That’ll stop those illegal Mexicans!


Daniel Garza, a 76-year-old man who might lose his home to the border fence’s intrusion, noted, “I don’t see why they have to destroy my home, my land, and let the wall end there.” Pointing across the street to Hunt’s land, he added, “How will that stop illegal immigration?”


It won’t. Now shut the fuck up, poor person. Of course, it’s not the only place the fence will have holes.


While the border wall will go through her backyard and effectively destroy her home, it will stop at the edge of the River Bend Resort and golf course, a popular Winter Texan retreat two miles down the road. The wall starts up again on the other side of the resort.

“It has a golf course and all of the amenities,” Tamez says. “There are no plans to build a wall there. If the wall is so important for security, then why are we skipping parts?”


Because they don’t give a shit. Because it’s not about the fence. It’s about money. They used the fervor of the anti-immigrant morons to steal more money from Americans. It’s about a bullshit project that gives money to some company for making a worthless product. They certainly don’t care about the people of Texas.


Foster says he has never received any logical answers from Homeland Security as to why certain areas in his city had been targeted for fencing over other areas. “I puzzled a while over why the fence would bypass the industrial park and go through the city park,” he says.


The word “soulless” comes to mind. Understand what this is: Nothing more than a giant give away of money to private companies. This is the most useless, fucked up, retarded fence in the world. Officially, it’s going to cost at least $1.2 billion, while most estimates double that amount.


In a February 2007 hearing, Congressman Henry Waxman, a California Democrat and the chairman of the Oversight and Government Reform Committee, had more scathing remarks for Giddens and the SBInet project. “As of December, the Department of Homeland Security had hired a staff of 98 to oversee the new SBInet contract. This may seem like progress until you ask who these overseers are. More than half are private contractors. Some of these private contractors even work for companies that are business partners of Boeing, the company they are supposed to be overseeing. And from what we are now learning from the department, this may be just the tip of the iceberg.”

Waxman said of SBInet that “virtually every detail is being outsourced from the government to private contractors. The government is relying on private contractors to design the programs, build them, and even conduct oversight over them.”


Total fucking waste. But that’s just to build the fence. What about keeping it operational?


A 2007 congressional report estimates the cost of maintaining and building the fence could be as much as $49 billion over its expected 25-year life span.


America, bend over, because a retarded fence is being rammed up your dirt hole.

 

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martinj_b52

martinj_b52

I'm lost
December 2006

FEB 25, 2008 06:30 AM

coyotemike said:

littlefoot said:
Time to buy guns people. Everyone is bitching about how fucked up our government is and all the shit it does to OUR OWN PEOPLE, but no one sees that the system is to corrupt to change. Or you do see it but are to afraid to admit what it will take to restore a decent government. Quit bitching and get training, or continue to be shit on.



Do you expect anyone on here to take you seriously?



As in a previous post, Obviously, Thomas Jefferson did. The largest roadblock for most countries in forming a new, lasting government is first winning the revolution and the war that it usually takes to do it, and then, finding an honest, god-fearing person who really doesnt WANT to be "supreme leader for life" to entrench the political system, as was orginally done here.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 25, 2008 11:08 AM

surreal

Do the history books in the school system where you grew up have pop-ups, or are they just the ones with the drool-resistant thick press-paper pages?

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

FEB 25, 2008 11:13 AM

martinj_b52 said:
All they mean to me are other failed attempts to fix something that needs fixing. But realistically, there are extremely few other countries on this planet that enjoy the freedoms, or anything close to the level of freedoms that we, as Americans, enjoy.



"Extremely few" is nicely vague. I love the USA, but I would also love to see you try to support this statement. I'm just going to go ahead and rattle off England, France, Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, Sweden, Norway and stop there because it's feeling a little silly.

martinj_b52 said:
I would agree that fixing Mexico would be first and foremost. I just havnt figured out nor heard anything practical that would accomplish this. The ingrained corruption of their entire system is extremely common in latin american countries (i.e. Chavez, Fidel, the Perons, Ortega..the list goes on)



Do you believe that E/Rs are actually more busy during full moons? Do you really think Nostradamus was predicting the future? Do you believe in the Torah or Bible code? If you answered "no" to at least one of the preceding, then why do you make the same mistake of percieved pattern recognition (on an arguably racist tack) with Latin American states?

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

FEB 25, 2008 03:10 PM

martinj_b52 said:

boombands said:
So about this whole "it's okay if they're legal." crap that you're spewing. I think anyone who says this should have to go work in mexico and attempt to make the money that would be needed to move here legally.

This fence is completely overlooking the problem. The problem isn't illegal immigrants, the problem that needs to be focused on is why we have illegal immigrants, and that's because Mexico has been fucked over. We need to do something about that first before we go and fuck over our own people to keep the mexicans out.



I would agree that fixing Mexico would be first and foremost. I just havnt figured out nor heard anything practical that would accomplish this. The ingrained corruption of their entire system is extremely common in latin american countries (i.e. Chavez, Fidel, the Perons, Ortega..the list goes on)



The more I read this, the more dishonest it looks. Seriously, you equate corrupted systems with "Left-wing" leaders only? (Not that I consider the Perons to be leftists.) Try to consider that Stroessner, Videla, and Pinochet - among others - were leaders of corrupt, class-ridden, racist, brutal regimes. Does that make any sense to you?

And while we're at it: that would be Daniel Ortega, yes? The leftist who - having lost an election - peacefully withdrew from office?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

FEB 25, 2008 03:29 PM

Toku666 said:
surreal

Do the history books in the school system where you grew up have pop-ups, or are they just the ones with the drool-resistant thick press-paper pages?



Hey, be nice . . . that might be in Senior History class. Ask again in a year or two.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 25, 2008 03:59 PM

IDGAS said:
But there will also be a virtual fence

A 28-mile "virtual fence" that will use radar and surveillance cameras to try to catch people entering the country illegally has gotten final government approval.



The virtual fence system includes 98-foot unmanned surveillance towers that are equipped with an array of sophisticated technology, including radar, sensors, and cameras capable of distinguishing people from cattle at a distance of about 10 miles. The cameras are powerful enough to tell group sizes and whether people are carrying backpacks, which could contain weapons or drugs.




The second place idea was to put up an Invisible Fence but the non-US citizens of world refused to wear the collar.



is it just me that sees the resemblance??

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Number 5 is alive!!

SaucisseDanseuse

SaucisseDanseuse

Italy
March 2005

FEB 25, 2008 04:09 PM

DevilsReject said:

Number 5 is alive!! [/SPOILER]



no.... can't you see this whole story is just viral marketing for pixar's new movie, WALL-E?



only kids would believe that a fence one/sixth the lenght of a border, can actually be useful.
it's a mcguffin! smile

campusninja

campusninja

Columbia, MO
January 2007

FEB 25, 2008 04:47 PM

I really can't say I am surprised by the stupid thing our government does anymore. I just hope in 2009 we can finally not be stupid. though I am kinda scared that we won't be.

IDGAS

IDGAS

Boston, MA
March 2004

FEB 25, 2008 04:59 PM

Toku666 said:

martinj_b52 said:
All they mean to me are other failed attempts to fix something that needs fixing. But realistically, there are extremely few other countries on this planet that enjoy the freedoms, or anything close to the level of freedoms that we, as Americans, enjoy.



"Extremely few" is nicely vague. I love the USA, but I would also love to see you try to support this statement. I'm just going to go ahead and rattle off England, France, Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, Sweden, Norway and stop there because it's feeling a little silly.



Or spend a little time looking at Freedom House and their Map of Freedom 2007

vermicious_knid

vermicious_knid

Shreveport, LA
February 2008

FEB 28, 2008 12:08 PM

abbazappa said:
I am not saying this current plan is a good one but it is a step in the right direction. Our Boarder Guards need more funding and a fence that goes over the entire boarder.


Fuck that man. What we need to do is quit dicking around. There must be consequences for the intruders.

What we need is robots - Insane, autonomous, armed with incredibly sensitive motion detection sensors and machine guns that mow down anything that moves, non-discriminating targeting system, killer fucking robots - like the ones used in the DMZ between North and South Korea. How metal is that ?? <------- Those dudes know how to secure a border.

Then waterboard any survivors until they confess to being Al-Qaeda, since that is what i'd rather be doing anyways !!!!one!!!!11LOL1eleven!1!


puke

Pandamonio

Pandamonio

Chandler, AZ
February 2008

MAR 03, 2008 10:23 AM

Ferretbite said:



this is fucking funny!

Emi

Emi

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAR 04, 2008 04:34 AM

i think it's sad that we have to build a FENCE.

MrDeeds

MrDeeds

USA
July 2007

MAR 04, 2008 05:28 AM

haha, you dont know what a vehicle border is. Do you really think they just line vehicle up in a row, useless article.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

MAR 04, 2008 08:47 AM

MrDeeds said:
haha, you dont know what a vehicle border is. Do you really think they just line vehicle up in a row, useless article.



Yup . . . no clue what this means.

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