Pimpin' Chelsea Clinton
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 12 2008 6:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: Chelsea Clinton, Hillary Clinton, David Shuster, MSNBC
Oh man, did the shit hit the asshole this week. (I think that is the correct cliché.) David Shuster was asked to fill in on Tucker Carlson’s show on MSNBC. Now, it’s pretty obvious to most people that when you take someone who doesn’t do a job and give him that job, things might go wrong. Schuster is a reporter, and a damn good one. Carlson is a political pundit, a commentator and a Grade A cunt. Schuster was asked to do a job that he is not accustomed to, one in which hosts are supposed to make controversial comments, and he said something he shouldn’t have.
From the February 7 edition of MSNBC's Tucker:
SHUSTER: For most of the Bill Clinton presidency, then-teenager Chelsea Clinton remained out of public life. Political opponents like Mike Huckabee have credited the Clintons for raising such a poised and self-possessed young woman. Now, just shy of her 28th birthday, Chelsea is out and about on her mom's behalf, campaigning in Nebraska as Saturday's caucuses approach. What is the Chelsea factor?
Here, again, are nationally syndicated radio talk-show host Bill Press and online columnist Bob Franken. And, Bill, there's just something a little bit unseemly to me that Chelsea is out there calling up celebrities saying, "Support my mom." And, apparently, she's also calling these super delegates.
PRESS: Hey, she's working for her mom. What's unseemly about that? I mean, during the last campaign, the Bush twins were out working for their dad. I think it's great. I think she's grown up in a political family; she's got politics in her blood. She loves her mom. She thinks she'd make a great president. Michelle Obama's out there for --
SHUSTER: But doesn't it seem like she's being --
PRESS: -- her husband, so --
SHUSTER: But doesn't it seem like Chelsea's sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way?
PRESS: No. She's there -- listen. If she didn't want to be there, she wouldn't be there. I mean, give Chelsea a break. I think it's great. Again, Michelle Obama's out there for her husband. What's the big deal, David? I --
SHUSTER: Well, here is the big deal. I will give Chelsea Clinton a break when she sits down and gives an interview to somebody like..
PRESS: Oh!
Okay, that was an unfortunate choice of words. You probably don’t want to use "pimp" in the same sentence as Chelsea. But at the same time, the meaning of the word has very much changed, unless that show on MTV is about people allowing other people to fuck their cars for money. “Pimped him out” or “Pimped her out” simply does not mean turning someone into a prostitute like it used to. The term has taken on many other meanings. BUT, he still should have not said it.
Shuster realized he made a mistake and apologized.
Fair enough. He apologized, now let’s all shake hands and go home. Compared to all the other shit that is said on the air waves, like Rush Limbaugh calling Obama "A spade," this is nothing.
But Shuster apologized again, and then he was suspended for an as of yet to be determined time period. Steve Capus, the president of NBC News called to personally apologize. Shuster attempted to apologize by phone and email to both Chelsea and Hillary, but all attempts were rejected. Now, I don’t want to get into any controversy, but do you know what kind of people reject apologies? Pimps! I'm just saying, take the high road. All these apologies were still not enough for the Clinton campaign and Hillary released a letter she wrote to Capus.
I know that I am a public figure and that my daughter is playing a public role in my campaign. I am accustomed to criticism, certainly from MSNBC. I know that it goes with the territory.
However, I became Chelsea's mother long before I ran for any office and I will always be a mom first and a public official second.
Nothing justifies the kind of debasing language that David Shuster used and no temporary suspension or half-hearted apology is sufficient.
I would urge you to look at the pattern of behavior on your network that seems to repeatedly lead to this sort of degrading language.
It’s pretty obvious she is calling for David Shuster’s firing. Many of her supporters have claimed that she did not say he should be fired, but that is a load of bullshit. This sentence says it all:
Nothing justifies the kind of debasing language that David Shuster used and no temporary suspension or half-hearted apology is sufficient.”
She is telling NBC she wants Shuster fired, which is a brilliant move, because he is one of about three decent reporters in our country. And after all the shit Chris Matthews has said during this campaign that were blatantly misogynist, this is the one she draws a line in the sand over? Probably wouldn’t have anything to do with getting her ass kicked in primaries this week and needing anything to take Obama’s name off the front page, would it?
So, now a possible president of the United States has asked a company, called General Electric, to fire an employee for saying something in poor taste. Anyone know if General Electric does any business with the US? Maybe sells weapons or something?
One would think a woman who could forgive her husband for getting blowjobs in the Oval Office could forgive a good reporter for making one mistake. I hate to stoop to that level, but come on; she is being a total asshole.
And she is benefiting from her bullshit attack. On Saturday, MSNBC preempted a show with no warning to air an episode of “Headliners and Legends” about a lady named Hillary Clinton. It was basically an hour-long puff piece hosted by Matt Lauer. When asked why they decided to suddenly run the program, MSNBC had a great answer.
Yes that program aired. We changed our program schedule earlier in the week when we decided to have 3 hours of election coverage on Saturday night.
Uh huh.
It is amazing that Clinton would pick on one of the only decent reporters in the country, who works for a company that employed Don Imus, employs Neanderthal Joe Scarborough, cunt Tucker Carlson and misogynist Chris Matthews. It’s rare to find a day when those assholes don’t make a misogynist comment. I can’t even think of another TV reporter or commentator who has been suspended for making a nasty comment. Ever hear of Fox News? Yeah, apparently Hillary has no problem with that awesome organization.
Other than this one comment from Shuster, I can’t think of another time he has made an even slightly off color remark. He is one of the few reporters with the balls to call Bush a liar, not dance around the torture issue and take on our president’s illegal domestic spying. In other words, he’s on our side. Go get 'em Hillary!

















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