Work, Freedom, Murder!
THURSDAY JANUARY 17 2008 6:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.
TAGS: Iraq, private contractors
We are seeking qualified men to work in an exciting desert environment! Do you want to enjoy sun, fun and a "no rules" lifestyle? Are you currently employed in law enforcement, but feel constrained because you can’t shoot random people in the face? Are you interested in raping female co-workers and walking away without fear of prosecution? If so, we want you to be a part of our team. Come join our firm, No Rules Contracting Corp., in beautiful Iraq!
Today, we are fulfilling the dreams of thousands of Americans just like yourself. Do you dream of killing innocent men while they guard a foreign government building, like Jack Bauer? How about opening fire on innocent Arabs? Are you motivated to rape? Our employees can shoot anyone they want, rape anyone they want, whenever they want – without fear of repercussions. That is a No Rules Contracting Corp. guarantee.
We never thought that people would be shooting at us from the Ministry of Justice. It's a government building. No one would expect it.
If you work with No Rules Contracting Corp., they better expect it. We are offering a once in a lifetime opportunity that cannot be found in America: The happiness of pure freedom. You can even expect to have a good laugh with your fellow employees after killing whoever you want.
"I told them, 'I want to speak with the guy who is in charge of this unit,' " he said.
The contractors started toying with him.
"He's in charge," said one, pointing at one of his colleagues.
"No, he's in charge," said another.
We encourage the “he’s in charge” game. Why? Because we believe you are a valued employee and we are team players. When we say we have your back at No Rules Contracting Corp., we mean it. We live by our motto.
We're f–––ing security; we don't have to answer to anybody.
Welcome to a new kind of company. Dream big, because in Iraq you will be the top dog; even above US government employees.
Can you believe it? They actually drew their weapons on U.S. soldiers.
Believe it! The men and woman of No Rules work hard and nothing stands in our way. We founded this company with employees who know how to work hard and play harder.
The copter dropped CS gas, a riot-control substance the American military in Iraq can use only under the strictest conditions and with the approval of top military commanders. An armored vehicle on the ground also released the gas, temporarily blinding drivers, passers-by and at least 10 American soldiers operating the checkpoint.
We don’t want to just hire you as an employee, we want to make you part of our family. At No Rules, we recognize the importance of your experience in the security field, which we incorporate into our unparalleled team building exercises!
I went outside the shop to see a convoy of SUVs with security guards shooting randomly at the people at low level. We were surprised by this and we rushed inside our shops to avoid random bullets.
Gunfire was directed at streets in the area with civilian cars and passers-by and that fire lasted for 10 to 20 minutes.
No Rules also allows our employees the flexibility to work as independent contractors if they need extra income. Whether escorting criminals out of the war torn country, selling weapons to militias or just shooting dogs, you can expect the full support of No Rules Contracting Corp.
Most employees of No Rules Contracting Corp. will receive their own employee automobile. As part of our company policy to stimulate creativity, we encourage each of our employees to fashion their own driving rules.
Suddenly, guards from the last SUV opened fire on the taxi while it was totally motionless and no threat whatsoever to the convoy.
They fired on us, and we never threatened them. They shot us and didn't let us release ourselves from the car until they escaped and left us covered in blood.
No Rules Contracting Corp. recognizes and rewards achievement. We don’t believe in hollow gifts, like an individualized plaque, or a “job well done” badge. Our company understands the commitment our employees show on a daily basis and offers rewards American-based companies cannot, like rape.
Both vaginally and anally.
After the alleged reward, No Rules Contracting Corp. will make certain your fellow employee will be locked in a container for 24 hours, any incriminating evidence will be disappeared and she will be subjected to a fear program.
There is no guarantee of a job, if you don’t stay and get over it.
Besides our rewards program, we also have an extensive benefit package specifically for males.
If you wanted to get a promotion you didn't necessarily have to have the qualifications. You just needed to be sleeping with the person who was doing the hiring.
No Rules has taken advantage of the lawless status of private contractors in Iraq to create the perfect environment for today’s private warrior. Join our special family today. No Rules Contracting Corp. is currently accepting applicants with law enforcement or Special Forces Military experience. We look forward to hearing from you!













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