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Work, Freedom, Murder!

THURSDAY JANUARY 17 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Iraq, private contractors

We are seeking qualified men to work in an exciting desert environment! Do you want to enjoy sun, fun and a "no rules" lifestyle? Are you currently employed in law enforcement, but feel constrained because you can’t shoot random people in the face? Are you interested in raping female co-workers and walking away without fear of prosecution? If so, we want you to be a part of our team. Come join our firm, No Rules Contracting Corp., in beautiful Iraq!

Today, we are fulfilling the dreams of thousands of Americans just like yourself. Do you dream of killing innocent men while they guard a foreign government building, like Jack Bauer? How about opening fire on innocent Arabs? Are you motivated to rape? Our employees can shoot anyone they want, rape anyone they want, whenever they want – without fear of repercussions. That is a No Rules Contracting Corp. guarantee.


We never thought that people would be shooting at us from the Ministry of Justice. It's a government building. No one would expect it.


If you work with No Rules Contracting Corp., they better expect it. We are offering a once in a lifetime opportunity that cannot be found in America: The happiness of pure freedom. You can even expect to have a good laugh with your fellow employees after killing whoever you want.


"I told them, 'I want to speak with the guy who is in charge of this unit,' " he said.

The contractors started toying with him.

"He's in charge," said one, pointing at one of his colleagues.

"No, he's in charge," said another.


We encourage the “he’s in charge” game. Why? Because we believe you are a valued employee and we are team players. When we say we have your back at No Rules Contracting Corp., we mean it. We live by our motto.


We're f–––ing security; we don't have to answer to anybody.


Welcome to a new kind of company. Dream big, because in Iraq you will be the top dog; even above US government employees.


Can you believe it? They actually drew their weapons on U.S. soldiers.


Believe it! The men and woman of No Rules work hard and nothing stands in our way. We founded this company with employees who know how to work hard and play harder.


The copter dropped CS gas, a riot-control substance the American military in Iraq can use only under the strictest conditions and with the approval of top military commanders. An armored vehicle on the ground also released the gas, temporarily blinding drivers, passers-by and at least 10 American soldiers operating the checkpoint.


We don’t want to just hire you as an employee, we want to make you part of our family. At No Rules, we recognize the importance of your experience in the security field, which we incorporate into our unparalleled team building exercises!


I went outside the shop to see a convoy of SUVs with security guards shooting randomly at the people at low level. We were surprised by this and we rushed inside our shops to avoid random bullets.

Gunfire was directed at streets in the area with civilian cars and passers-by and that fire lasted for 10 to 20 minutes.


No Rules also allows our employees the flexibility to work as independent contractors if they need extra income. Whether escorting criminals out of the war torn country, selling weapons to militias or just shooting dogs, you can expect the full support of No Rules Contracting Corp.

Most employees of No Rules Contracting Corp. will receive their own employee automobile. As part of our company policy to stimulate creativity, we encourage each of our employees to fashion their own driving rules.


Suddenly, guards from the last SUV opened fire on the taxi while it was totally motionless and no threat whatsoever to the convoy.


They fired on us, and we never threatened them. They shot us and didn't let us release ourselves from the car until they escaped and left us covered in blood.





No Rules Contracting Corp. recognizes and rewards achievement. We don’t believe in hollow gifts, like an individualized plaque, or a “job well done” badge. Our company understands the commitment our employees show on a daily basis and offers rewards American-based companies cannot, like rape.


Both vaginally and anally.


After the alleged reward, No Rules Contracting Corp. will make certain your fellow employee will be locked in a container for 24 hours, any incriminating evidence will be disappeared and she will be subjected to a fear program.


There is no guarantee of a job, if you don’t stay and get over it.


Besides our rewards program, we also have an extensive benefit package specifically for males.


If you wanted to get a promotion you didn't necessarily have to have the qualifications. You just needed to be sleeping with the person who was doing the hiring.


No Rules has taken advantage of the lawless status of private contractors in Iraq to create the perfect environment for today’s private warrior. Join our special family today. No Rules Contracting Corp. is currently accepting applicants with law enforcement or Special Forces Military experience. We look forward to hearing from you!

 

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Nessuno

Nessuno

Washington, DC
May 2006

JAN 17, 2008 12:29 PM

PantherNesmith said:

coyotemike said:

wildswan said:
Ugh, I feel sick.



Drink some Peppermint Schnapps. It helps.



Sweet, sweet alcohol, please take the pain of watching my government mishandle everything away.



Yes, "mishandling" >.>

code_red

code_red

Portland, OR
July 2005

JAN 17, 2008 12:38 PM

Once the government "handles" Blackwater (by that I mean, makes them move their H.Q. to another country so they can be free of U.S. Law) the secret police-- err, I mean, the Coast Guard, can take over.

(DHS is only required to give briefings to congress in closed sessions.... and it has its own branch of law enforcement which have military training and are allowed by law to act within the U.S. territories.)

OneWithAll

OneWithAll

Charlton City, MA
October 2005

JAN 17, 2008 12:44 PM

sensations of sickness, anger and helplessness

i really do hope "what goes around comes around"

but i know it won't

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

JAN 17, 2008 12:46 PM

PointBlank said:

ericwine said:

PointBlank said:
Ugh, it's like we gave a whole country to a bunch of mall rent-a-cops.



The difference being that mall rent-a-cops are seldom highly trained killers.



Clearly you've never tried to steal an Orange Julius at the Dedham Mall.



Or a Popeye refridgerator magnet from a Walgreen's.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I was arrested, handcuffed, and taken away in the back of a patrol car at age 11, weighing like 70 lbs, in 1970-something shocked

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

JAN 17, 2008 01:52 PM

The next time Blackwater thugs mess with U.S. soldiers, can't those soldiers just shoot them?

Please? Because really, these stories are simply nauseating.

coyotemike

coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

JAN 17, 2008 02:20 PM

Nessuno said:

vaporeyes said:
You don't have to work on "Foreign Soil" anymore Blackwater has been hired to help on the War on Drugs in the US.

Imperial Rome is great analogy.

Blackwater Mercs and Returning Vets + Homeland Security = Praetorian Guard

WalMart and TV = Bread and Circus

Fluoridated Water = Lead Goblets

Bush = Caligula

History Repeating itself or do they just follow the same Manuals..

Chicken or Egg.

bok



I thought about this before too, and you're missing a couple of other comparisons.

Latinos = Barbarians is an interesting and important one. I say this as a latino. Towards decline of Rome, it's citizens went less and less into the army. So, the army recruited soldiers from the barbarians. The barbarians rose fast and Rome even saw ranked military officials who were barbarians. Some barbarians were offered the chance to come and live in the Roman Empire if they fought, though I'm not sure if they were offered citizenship though. Now we see the army recruiting latinos to help with abysmally bad recruitment.

Rome faltered when they could no longer expand north, south, east or west, due to the stagnation. The nation also saw a minority elite gain even more power then they had before, hence majority tyranny. The Federalists foresaw this problem for the US and suggested constant expansion, of course the US cannot expand indefinitely or infinitely.



Good analogy.

I have this urge to become a Visigoth.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

JAN 17, 2008 02:27 PM

we3_pirate said:
Words can't even describe how ill these mercenary stories make me feel.



Flashback to Angola/El Salvador/Nicaragua/Freedom Fighters.

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JAN 17, 2008 02:35 PM

Nessuno said:

vaporeyes said:
You don't have to work on "Foreign Soil" anymore Blackwater has been hired to help on the War on Drugs in the US.

Imperial Rome is great analogy.

Blackwater Mercs and Returning Vets + Homeland Security = Praetorian Guard

WalMart and TV = Bread and Circus

Fluoridated Water = Lead Goblets

Bush = Caligula

History Repeating itself or do they just follow the same Manuals..

Chicken or Egg.

bok



I thought about this before too, and you're missing a couple of other comparisons.

Latinos = Barbarians is an interesting and important one. I say this as a latino. Towards decline of Rome, it's citizens went less and less into the army. So, the army recruited soldiers from the barbarians. The barbarians rose fast and Rome even saw ranked military officials who were barbarians. Some barbarians were offered the chance to come and live in the Roman Empire if they fought, though I'm not sure if they were offered citizenship though. Now we see the army recruiting latinos to help with abysmally bad recruitment.

Rome faltered when they could no longer expand north, south, east or west, due to the stagnation. The nation also saw a minority elite gain even more power then they had before, hence majority tyranny. The Federalists foresaw this problem for the US and suggested constant expansion, of course the US cannot expand indefinitely or infinitely.


You know, I selected Late Republican rather than Imperial Rome as a historical analogy for a reason. Bush is less like Caligula than he is like, say, Servius Sulpicis Galba, and drawing an analogy of Latinos to "barbarians" is as absurd as it is offensive.

When I see Latinos talking realistically about dismembering the United States (the way, for instance, Ron Paul would), I'll start treating talk like that more seriously.

vaporeyes

vaporeyes

New Zealand
November 2006

JAN 17, 2008 02:37 PM

Nessuno said:

vaporeyes said:
You don't have to work on "Foreign Soil" anymore Blackwater has been hired to help on the War on Drugs in the US.

Imperial Rome is great analogy.

Blackwater Mercs and Returning Vets + Homeland Security = Praetorian Guard

WalMart and TV = Bread and Circus

Fluoridated Water = Lead Goblets

Bush = Caligula

History Repeating itself or do they just follow the same Manuals..

Chicken or Egg.

bok



I thought about this before too, and you're missing a couple of other comparisons.

Latinos = Barbarians is an interesting and important one. I say this as a latino. Towards decline of Rome, it's citizens went less and less into the army. So, the army recruited soldiers from the barbarians. The barbarians rose fast and Rome even saw ranked military officials who were barbarians. Some barbarians were offered the chance to come and live in the Roman Empire if they fought, though I'm not sure if they were offered citizenship though. Now we see the army recruiting latinos to help with abysmally bad recruitment.

Rome faltered when they could no longer expand north, south, east or west, due to the stagnation. The nation also saw a minority elite gain even more power then they had before, hence majority tyranny. The Federalists foresaw this problem for the US and suggested constant expansion, of course the US cannot expand indefinitely or infinitely.



The United States did expand into Empire and can only continue its expansion as long as the rest of world buys US Dollars and funds our Deficits. The Federal Reserve did a great job by printing us enough. Only problem is the Dollar is no longer being accepted as the Reserve Currency.

So in order for America to retain its Empire it will have to restructure its Economy and Work force.

How will that look?

Ask the Army they have it all figured out for you.

http://www.army.mil/usapa/epubs/pdf/r210_35.pdf

Aren't they great like that.

If they wanted to stop the flood of "Barbarians" its really easy.

Those new fangled Active Denial Systems the Air Force unveiled as part of the kindler gentler Microwave Direct Energy beams that have been call the "Pain Ray"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

Set them up with some remote drones and Zap, Zap your troubles away.

It would certainly deny access.

"Ay Muy Caliente! Vaminos arriba!"

If your argument is that it is Cruel or Inhumane, I tend to agree.

But consider that this nasty device is meant for American Citizens.

Its technically illegal under Geneva Conventions to use in combat, but OK for folks at home.

Oh and this photo is for the guy asking for Mandalorian Battle Armor

eeek zoom imagefor

Horrorflick

Horrorflick

Detroit, MI
February 2003

JAN 17, 2008 02:37 PM

Well, I'm waiting. No, seriously. Some right-wing gun nut type asshole out there has got to come to the aid of brownwater and defend these righteous, patriotic guardians of the american way.

PsylentNemo

PsylentNemo

Honolulu, HI
November 2007

JAN 17, 2008 02:53 PM

While I cannot speak to the actions of what has been accused, or what ammouts to a crap ton of "he said/she said," do you all really honestly believe that there are large groups of people in Iraq killing and threatening other people, completely unprovoked? You really think that the government hired people so stone cold that they kill with no remorse?

I know a lot of these people. A lot of these people are good friends of mine, to include people that I served with in the military when we were there for it from the get go. These people are loving, carring people, that more often than not, would rather sit around and drink chai and make jokes with Iraqis, rather than shoot at them. They are also intellegent people (we don't just let anyone carry a gun over there) the at the first sign of mental instability would be stripped of all weapons and forced back to a forward opperating base until the can rotate back to the world.

Don't believe me? Think I'm coming to their aid cause I'm a "right-wing gun nut type asshole". Fuck you. I'm a man that did a job, and did it to the best of my ability, without ever compromising my morals or ethics. Before you sit there in your comfy chair and whine and bitch about how terrible these people are, go over there and get shot at for a few months. Get blown up a couple of times. Then sit there and tell me that these men and women are unjustified in defending themselves.

vaporeyes

vaporeyes

New Zealand
November 2006

JAN 17, 2008 02:55 PM

Zarth said:

Nessuno said:

vaporeyes said:
You don't have to work on "Foreign Soil" anymore Blackwater has been hired to help on the War on Drugs in the US.

Imperial Rome is great analogy.

Blackwater Mercs and Returning Vets + Homeland Security = Praetorian Guard

WalMart and TV = Bread and Circus

Fluoridated Water = Lead Goblets

Bush = Caligula

History Repeating itself or do they just follow the same Manuals..

Chicken or Egg.

bok



I thought about this before too, and you're missing a couple of other comparisons.

Latinos = Barbarians is an interesting and important one. I say this as a latino. Towards decline of Rome, it's citizens went less and less into the army. So, the army recruited soldiers from the barbarians. The barbarians rose fast and Rome even saw ranked military officials who were barbarians. Some barbarians were offered the chance to come and live in the Roman Empire if they fought, though I'm not sure if they were offered citizenship though. Now we see the army recruiting latinos to help with abysmally bad recruitment.

Rome faltered when they could no longer expand north, south, east or west, due to the stagnation. The nation also saw a minority elite gain even more power then they had before, hence majority tyranny. The Federalists foresaw this problem for the US and suggested constant expansion, of course the US cannot expand indefinitely or infinitely.


You know, I selected Late Republican rather than Imperial Rome as a historical analogy for a reason. Bush is less like Caligula than he is like, say, Servius Sulpicis Galba, and drawing an analogy of Latinos to "barbarians" is as absurd as it is offensive.

When I see Latinos talking realistically about dismembering the United States (the way, for instance, Ron Paul would), I'll start treating talk like that more seriously.



Doesn't the Mexican "Raza" agenda called "Plan of San Diego" And La Reconquista ?

From what I know those they talk of the exact things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSDiiRJMcg

If you have lived in LA and seen the Billboards claiming "LA is Mexico" then you know there are people who have started doing exactly that.

http://www.vdare.com/Sailer/060129_sandiego.htm

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JAN 17, 2008 03:08 PM

vaporeyes said:
Doesn't the Mexican "Raza" agenda called "Plan of San Diego" And La Reconquista ?

From what I know those they talk of the exact things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSDiiRJMcg

If you have lived in LA and seen the Billboards claiming "LA is Mexico" then you know there are people who have started doing exactly that.

http://www.vdare.com/Sailer/060129_sandiego.htm


Umm, yeah. Bulletin Flash, Kiwi: Links to white supremacist propaganda websites don't count as

Zarth sad:
. . . Latinos talking realistically about dismembering the United States . . .


Why don't you go back to giving smallpox-infected blankets to Maoris or something, and leave the discussion of Imperial politics to Imperial citizens?

Dinah

Dinah

SUICIDEGIRL

Mexico

JAN 17, 2008 03:10 PM

I don't know what to say. PsylentNemo, I understand your anger and appreciate your input because most of us civilians would never be able to begin to dream of how it's like over there, so thank you for bringing that to our attention. Media has always followed the trail of blood because that's what sells, and us leftists love to make monsters out of our military, true, but of course there are good people over there fighting. Of course. There are just bad apples which are exposed in the media, not the soldiers helping families out, playing soccer with the kids down the street, actually trying to bring peace to the land.....yadayadaya.

To vaporeyes, Jeebus! eeek that is straight out of Storm Troopers...that shit gives me the willies!

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JAN 17, 2008 03:10 PM

PsylentNemo said:
While I cannot speak to the actions of what has been accused, or what ammouts to a crap ton of "he said/she said," do you all really honestly believe that there are large groups of people in Iraq killing and threatening other people, completely unprovoked? You really think that the government hired people so stone cold that they kill with no remorse?

I know a lot of these people. A lot of these people are good friends of mine, to include people that I served with in the military when we were there for it from the get go. These people are loving, carring people, that more often than not, would rather sit around and drink chai and make jokes with Iraqis, rather than shoot at them. They are also intellegent people (we don't just let anyone carry a gun over there) the at the first sign of mental instability would be stripped of all weapons and forced back to a forward opperating base until the can rotate back to the world.

Don't believe me? Think I'm coming to their aid cause I'm a "right-wing gun nut type asshole". Fuck you. I'm a man that did a job, and did it to the best of my ability, without ever compromising my morals or ethics. Before you sit there in your comfy chair and whine and bitch about how terrible these people are, go over there and get shot at for a few months. Get blown up a couple of times. Then sit there and tell me that these men and women are unjustified in defending themselves.



Read the story again, champ.

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