We are seeking qualified men to work in an exciting desert environment! Do you want to enjoy sun, fun and a "no rules" lifestyle? Are you currently employed in law enforcement, but feel constrained because you can’t shoot random people in the face? Are you interested in raping female co-workers and walking away without fear of prosecution? If so, we want you to be a part of our team. Come join our firm, No Rules Contracting Corp., in beautiful Iraq!

Today, we are fulfilling the dreams of thousands of Americans just like yourself. Do you dream of killing innocent men while they guard a foreign government building, like Jack Bauer? How about opening fire on innocent Arabs? Are you motivated to rape? Our employees can shoot anyone they want, rape anyone they want, whenever they want – without fear of repercussions. That is a No Rules Contracting Corp. guarantee.

If you work with No Rules Contracting Corp., they better expect it. We are offering a once in a lifetime opportunity that cannot be found in America: The happiness of pure freedom. You can even expect to have a good laugh with your fellow employees after killing whoever you want.

We encourage the “he’s in charge” game. Why? Because we believe you are a valued employee and we are team players. When we say we have your back at No Rules Contracting Corp., we mean it. We live by our motto.

Welcome to a new kind of company. Dream big, because in Iraq you will be the top dog; even above US government employees.

Believe it! The men and woman of No Rules work hard and nothing stands in our way. We founded this company with employees who know how to work hard and play harder.

We don’t want to just hire you as an employee, we want to make you part of our family. At No Rules, we recognize the importance of your experience in the security field, which we incorporate into our unparalleled team building exercises!

No Rules also allows our employees the flexibility to work as independent contractors if they need extra income. Whether escorting criminals out of the war torn country, selling weapons to militias or just shooting dogs, you can expect the full support of No Rules Contracting Corp.

Most employees of No Rules Contracting Corp. will receive their own employee automobile. As part of our company policy to stimulate creativity, we encourage each of our employees to fashion their own driving rules.

No Rules Contracting Corp. recognizes and rewards achievement. We don’t believe in hollow gifts, like an individualized plaque, or a “job well done” badge. Our company understands the commitment our employees show on a daily basis and offers rewards American-based companies cannot, like rape.

After the alleged reward, No Rules Contracting Corp. will make certain your fellow employee will be locked in a container for 24 hours, any incriminating evidence will be disappeared and she will be subjected to a fear program.

Besides our rewards program, we also have an extensive benefit package specifically for males.

No Rules has taken advantage of the lawless status of private contractors in Iraq to create the perfect environment for today’s private warrior. Join our special family today. No Rules Contracting Corp. is currently accepting applicants with law enforcement or Special Forces Military experience. We look forward to hearing from you!