Seriously. A complete and total asshole, and a self-centered one at that. How many minutes after the death of Benazir Bhutto did it take for the idiots among us to point the finger at Al Qaeda? It is such a pathetic and ignorant claim that I am amazed how many now consider it truth. But who else would kill the former Prime Minister of Pakistan than America’s enemy? I think at this point we can be certain that anyone who is killed anywhere in the world was murdered by Al Qaeda.

US “experts” are popping out of the woodwork to explain to us that Al Qaeda is the only group that could possibly benefit from such an act. Many Americans will soak it up because the alternative would be to do a little reading on their own. And we are nothing more than a nation of spoon fed retards.

Look at this article in Newsweek, just one day after the assassination.

Yes, in fucking deedy. That is why Al Qaeda denied involvement, as they always do when they kill people. Who else could it possibly be? They are, after all, America’s enemy and she was running for election in a DEMOCRACY. Can’t you see it? It is so obvious! No one else would ever gain from her death. Except these people:

Active and retired military, renegade intelligence and secret service elements, radical Islamic political parties, extremist Sunni movements, indigenous terrorist organizations and Afghan and Pakistani "Taliban" movements and the leader of the opposition party, Nawaz Sharif. Oh, and the president himself. Every single one of these organizations are more powerful than Al Qaeda in Pakistan and gain from her death.

And then there are some interesting facts coming out.

Huh. Did Al Qaeda get the police to abandon their posts? Because if they did, then they have a mighty impressive organization.

The government, of course, was quick to produce a damning phone call recording that implicates a leader of the Taliban.

Taliban, Al Qaeda, what’s the diff? And don’t pay attention to the henchman who was on the other side of that “phone call.” His name was Maulvi Sahib, which isn’t even a real name.

Oh, and “Maulvi Sahib” never calls Mehsud by name. Mehsud is only referred to as “Emir.” Also, the call was not made to Mehsud’s house, it was made to Anwar Shad’s house, where Mehsud is supposedly staying right now. Maybe I should also mention that Anwar Shah is an incredibly common name. And finally, like any good assassination organization, they had to remind each other during the phone call that they did it.

Uh huh. Yeah, that is some damning evidence. Soak it up America.

And that’s not all! The Pakistani government has refused the help of many country's law enforcement agencies, such as the FBI. Oh, but you’re saying, “Why should they? They are capable.” Clearly, that is why they
hosed down the evidence of the crime one hour after the assassination.

That is something a government definitely does if they want to prove that Al Qaeda was responsible. Also, don’t pay any attention to Musharraf’s repeatedly ignoring Bhutto’s requests for more security.

It’s really looking like Al Qaeda, isn’t it? Especially when you throw in an illegal burial without an autopsy.

And let us not ignore the ridiculous explanation of her death from Musharraf’s government, which completely contradicts what many witnesses and reporters saw.

Really? You guys don’t think those two bullets that hit her head and neck had anything to do with her death?

And don’t pay any attention to the people who were with her when she died.

Please ignore the initial statements from the government and doctors confirming the eyewitness’ claims. Statements that did not occur in the heat of the moment, but rather hours and a day after her death.

Please don't ignore the later, changing statements.

Okey dokey. The doctors were the ones who said Bhutto had died from gunshots, then they went away and the government took over. All statements since have come from government sources, you know, the people who killed her. By the way, Al Qaeda is known for using bombs.

Bhutto’s fellow party members think the Al Qaeda claim is a load of shit.

But, don’t worry, we’ve got our man on the job.

Oh, I’m sure it was the same terrorists, because I’m completely retarded. Anyone who believes this is the work of Al Qaeda is a fucking moron. The president’s foe was just killed when a bullet entered her neck. Not to hard to figure this one out, considering he is a military man. But, maybe we should give him another $10 billion in untraceable cash payments, considering he’s fighting Al Qaeda for us. Because, as we all know, the Bush administration makes one great call after another in that area of the world.

Maybe when you pressure someone to return, you should make sure they are safe from the dictator you have been supporting. Just a tip.