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  • TUESDAY DECEMBER 11 2007 9:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup: Strike Edition #2!



Well, the strike is now rolling into its sixth week and the Asshole Fuckfaces are just piling up and staring at me with doughy eyes, hoping for the nod. Most of the honors will go to the studios, because they are truly being Asshole Fuckfaces of the highest caliber. Plus, it was our Lord Jesus Christ who first said, “Man, the studios are such Asshole Fuckfaces.” Eleven dudes nodded. One DID NOT!

A little over a week ago, the studios revealed their stunning new plan for our business. It was exciting and fresh! They dropped it on the table late on a Thursday and immediately sent out press releases, in which they basically blew themselves for being so awesome. The proposal was called the “New Economic Partnership.” It offered writers a whole $250 a year for streaming Internet use of television programs. It was an awesome deal.



Oh, also, if they label the program as “promotional” then they can air it in its entirety and not pay the writer a dime. And that $250 was for an hour program. A half hour program is worth $139 a year! Weeeeee!

When the studios dropped the proposal on the WGA, they said it was only half finished and the other half would come after a long weekend – on Tuesday. It would cover Internet downloads! The studios then picked up their phones and told the press that the WGA had walked away from the table until Tuesday after they made an offer worth $130 million dollars. Wha? But you…second half…long weekend...$250 dollars…I don’t…

Tuesday rolled around and the studios did not present their other half of the deal. Then Wednesday and still no second half, but they promised to stay in the hotel and work through the night to have it done in the morning.

We will not leave this hotel!


Members of the WGA then went down to the parking lot and staked out the studio negotiators cars. Rather than staying all night, they jumped into their cars and were all gone by 6:45 pm. Huh.

Thursday, no second half of the proposal. On Friday, the WGA decided to go ahead and start negotiating other demands they had been making for years. Literally, years. The studios were so offended that the WGA had brought up proposals they had been talking about for years that they walked away from the table. The studios immediately posted an amazingly well crafted press release on their website. What was really amazing about it was that it appeared to have taken quite a bit of time to write and yet it posted literally three minutes after they were horribly offended.

We’re disappointed to report that talks between the AMPTP and WGA have broken down yet again. Quite frankly, we’re puzzled and disheartened by an ongoing WGA negotiating strategy that seems designed to delay or derail talks rather than facilitate an end to this strike.


The poor bastards are running the show, with all the money and holding all the cards. Did someone ask the guys with everything for something? Must have been devastating.

The post then went on to list lie after lie. One gem was this one:

In other words, they want us to make membership in their union mandatory to work in this industry – even though thousands of people in reality and animation have already chosen not to join the WGA.


Really? There is a writer named Micah Wright, who a couple of years ago attempted to organize Nickelodeon into a Guild channel. Micah is now blackballed from writing animation ever again, as are many of the other writers who were involved. The shows they were writing on were immediately cancelled. I guess that is considered “choosing” not to join the WGA. I mean, what writer would want pension, health coverage and residuals when they can enjoy life without pension, health coverage and residuals?

The studios end their nonsense post with this gem:

Their Quixotic pursuit of radical demands led them to begin this strike, and now has caused this breakdown in negotiations. We hope that the WGA will come back to this table with a rational plan that can lead us to a fair and equitable resolution to a strike that is causing so much distress for so many people in our industry and community.


“Come back to the table?” Uh, you just left table in a huff, like a high school teenage girl who had just been told she couldn’t get a tattoo. In truth, the studios gave the WGA an ultimatum. Drop six important demands or they would no longer talk to us. Hey, we dropped nine out of our 25 important demands to get them to the table in the first place. If we drop six more, then we are down to 15 out of 25. Then they say something like, “Drop eight more” and on and on we go. I have another solution: How about the six media moguls gently take my cock into their mouths, one by one for a minute each, rotating until I shoot my load. Sound good? (I promise to shoot it in Peter Chernin’s eye.) Because my deal is about as reasonable.

When we first met the studios at the table, they made this demand:

The magnitude of that proposal alone is blocking us from making any further progress. We cannot move further as long as that issue remains on the table. In short, the DVD issue is a complete roadblock to any further progress.


Wanting to get talks started, the WGA leaders took DVDs off the table. The studios responded by doing NOTHING. And now they have given us an ultimatum to take these six demands off the table:

The guild proposal for Internet compensation; jurisdiction over reality; jurisdiction over animation; the WGA's demand for part of the ad revenue from Internet streaming; removal of the ban on members honoring strikes by other labor unions; and the WGA's proposal to use third parties instead of the marketplace to determine the value of a transaction.


Oh, so just everything we are striking over. Great. Then we can negotiate about nothing. I‘m very excited!

Another couple of Asshole Fuckfaces in this mess are a couple of guys who apparently call themselves“ The Masters of Disaster." And they do so without thinking they are retarded.

The Masters of Disaster are Mark Fabiani and Chris Lehane. They
are PR guys who have worked with Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton and Michael Moore. They even worked for the Screen Actors Guild, which paid them $10,000 a month to craft a message to help SAG in their fight against… their new employer, the AMPTP.

The studios hired Fabiani & Lehane, at a crisis fee of around $100,000 a month, to battle the WGA members driven PR machine. They did so early in the week, which was another telling sign that they had no intention of making a deal. You don’t need “crisis PR” when you are doing the right thing. You hire “crisis PR” when you are going to walk out of talks and blame the other side for ruining Christmas. So, Lehane and Fabiani, longtime Democratic PR guys, have decided to switch sides and do some union busting. I guess they have come a long way since 2002.


“We both come from liberal, progressive backgrounds, and this union represents working people." Lehane also said the two were willing to bend on the fee because they realized that as a union, SAG does not possess the same resources as some of their previous clients.


Their first move was apparently coming up with the name, “New Economic Partnership,” which screams, “I work for politicians and am stuck in the recent past.”

Feel free to call or email Hillary Clinton and ask her why she is in business with Asshole Fuckfaces like Lehane and Fabiani. (I would call them union busters in the message.) Or if you are in California, you can email the Democratic group Californians for Fair Election Reform and ask them why they are working with union busters.

Californians for Fair Election Reform

Hillary Clinton (213) 908-0190 or socalhrc@hillaryclinton.com

My favorite Asshole Fuckface of the week is by far the head of the IATSE.

Meet Tommy Short, a grown man who calls himself Tommy without feeling any shame. He is the head of International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees, a union he took over through mob connections and with his daddy’s help. He consistently fucks over his own members and aids the studios every chance he gets.

Last year he totally fucked over the Camera Operators in his union with a new contract and then took the moment to make new friends.

We have a couple of local unions that have too many chronically unemployed or retired officers and officers with issues that have kept them from working in the industry. We don't want to end up emulating the Writers Guild of America, West and the Screen Actors Guild.


Hell yeah, we want a union with shitty pension and health and members who do the same job but are paid wildly different amounts. But none of his actions are surprising because the IA used to be run by Al Capone and Tommy is just keeping the tradition going.

Tommy Short also has a dark past. From the beginning, his career was marked by fits of violence and binge drinking. He associated publicly with known organized-crime figures, and in 1980 was indicted on federal charges, later dismissed, of embezzling from his own union. Tommy Short came up in the union ranks the old-fashioned way through a family-run, mob-and-pop operated local union in Ohio.


Tommy has enjoyed doing business in interesting places, according to one former union board member.

Tommy Short’s as guilty as anyone else of putting our business on the streets in saloons, and I’m getting tired of it. At one time, the people at Seagram’s Bar and Casey’s Lounge and Pat Joyce’s knew more about what was going on in our fuckin’ business than I did.


Tommy does not mind using his fists.

Tommy, a stocky, 5 foot-11 inch 190-pounder, called Bacchus a “whore” and then proceeded to beat him up. “Without any provocation,” Bacchus’ attorney said in a subsequent lawsuit, “Short seized Bacchus ripping his shirt, and began to shake him while continuing his offensive remarks. Short pushed Bacchus down, then pushed him against an automobile parked on East Ninth Street. Short then began to pound Bacchus violently with his fists while pushing him against the car, Bacchus was afraid and unable to defend himself because of the number of Short’s companions.”


He is an awesome family man.

A police report on the incident, filed by police officer M. A. Spaetzel, noted that Joey said that the fight began when Tommy “asked to talk to him about his pending divorce from Joseph’s mother.” Joseph stated his father blamed him for the divorce. Joseph walked away to go up to his room while his father kept taunting him and calling him a ‘wimp.’ Joseph returned downstairs to tell him to shut up, whereupon his father burned Joseph’s forehead with his lit cigarette."


Tommy was gifted the presidency of IATSE in 1994 when the union’s general election board selected him four days after the death of the previous president. Interesting thing about IATSE, once you are on a board or are the president, you never lose an election. Never.

So, what does Tommy have to do with the current situation? Well, he can’t keep his little anger hole shut. On Friday, Short teamed up with his studios buddies and sent out a press release at the EXACT MOMENT the studios walked away from the table. Turns out Tommy also was offended and jotted down a press release in one minute.

In the press release, Tommy called the WGA leaders “a huge clown car that’s only missing the hats and horns.” He went on to call the WGA irresponsible and then ranted about the guild trying to steal his members. He neglects to mention that he destroyed a WGA attempt to unionize America’s Top Model, by making a deal with the studios and swooping in at the last minute. Now those lucky “story editors” don’t have health insurance. He also doesn’t mention that animators hate his union and desperately want the WGA to cover them, because they like health insurance and pension.

Tommy Short attacks other unions because they fight for their members and he wants to distract from his total lack of concern for his members. Tommy Short is a studio bitch. Anytime you hear a word out of the IA, know it is coming from the mouth of an enormous Asshole Fuckface who put a cigar out on his kid’s head, beat his wife, was not elected to his position, is a drunk and was arrested for stealing money from the union.

And finally, I was walking the picket line the other day with a writer for "The Simpsons." I have known a few guys who have written for the show over the years, but I never knew that the show has never turned a profit. Yeah, you read that correctly. According to Fox, "The Simpsons" has never turned a profit. Fox has kept a show on the air that has been losing money for 18 years. Pretty generous of them, isn’t it? The reason the show has never made a profit is because if it did, they would have to pay people, like writers, money.

That is why the studio is so upset about those six demands. Check out number six:

The WGA's proposal to use third parties instead of the marketplace to determine the value of a transaction.


A third party would really fuck up the Asshole Fuckfaces accounting practices. One thing writers can be thankful for, is the AMPTP's continual lack of understanding of the Internet. Turns out when the AMPTP set up their website, they bought the domain AMPTP.org. But they forgot to buy AMPTP.com. So a writer grabbed it and made them look like fucking fools.

Congrats to all of this week’s Asshole Fuckface Roundup’s winners! You will receive nothing. And I want a cut.

 

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maike

maike

Germany
January 2004

DEC 11, 2007 10:18 PM

FTR, it's excellent that you're reporting the details of the WGA efforts, and the issues. My opinion is that the AMPTP's tactic of rapidly appealing to public sentiment, essentially negotiating by press release, precludes any serious discussion by them. One defense for this is to give notice for mediation, usually calling on the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service (fmcs.gov)., which can seriously reduce their options for slanting the facts. I'm assuming the WGA has previously filed the required notices to the FMCS, and has been working with the FMCS agent assigned to the dispute. Does the current contract have realistic provisions for mediation and arb?

It's not a question of support for the union, fairness, economic impact, or possible inconvenience to people, but finding a workable solution. Sometimes the best option is to accept that one has engaged an adversary with bad manners, and to get some help to level the mahogany table.

For an industry who's raison d'etre is to present fiction to the public, I'm gonna bet that they are incapable of dealing with real reality (as opposed to 44 minute reality); you're not following their script and they will keep crying until some authority figure threatens to pull out the paddle. I would think that having the WGA call in the referees sooner rather than later would sit very well with the public and those non-members directly effected by the action.

Spaceboy

Spaceboy

Dallas, TX
October 2004

DEC 11, 2007 10:33 PM

cheftuzel said:
why not strike when there was just 1 you might have gotten something then and set a precident, waiting until there are 25, you guys look like greedy bastard



They didn't go on strike years ago because they had a contract. This was a contract made in the 80's that just ran out this year. They tried to renegotiate and the studios offered them a bullshit agreement. They also didn't make some of these demands years ago because the studios weren't posting shows online and making a huge profit on them while not paying the writers back in the mid 90's.

cheftuzel said: ...seriously, and more importantly when the union was formed how did they not see that as a problem RIGHT AWAY and start fixing it then...



It sure would have been nice of them to negotiate residuals on digital downloads back in 1912 when they formed the guild.

Taxidermyd

Taxidermyd

Los Angeles, CA
February 2007

DEC 11, 2007 11:07 PM

Not to derail the context, but Micah Wright is a baaaaad example to use. I knew him when I worked as a writer at Nickelodeon. He wrote some books on his time being in the special forces or some such thing, only to be exposed years later as having never done any of it, never having even been in the military. His fraud upset a hell of a lot of military people, and their families, past and present. He admitted to being one hell of a liar.
Other than that, I agree with you and stand behind everything else. I'd love to be writing again too but this strike needs to happen.

cheftuzel

cheftuzel

Colorado Springs, CO
December 2003

DEC 11, 2007 11:17 PM

Spaceboy said:

cheftuzel said:
why not strike when there was just 1 you might have gotten something then and set a precident, waiting until there are 25, you guys look like greedy bastard



They didn't go on strike years ago because they had a contract. This was a contract made in the 80's that just ran out this year. They tried to renegotiate and the studios offered them a bullshit agreement. They also didn't make some of these demands years ago because the studios weren't posting shows online and making a huge profit on them while not paying the writers back in the mid 90's.

cheftuzel said: ...seriously, and more importantly when the union was formed how did they not see that as a problem RIGHT AWAY and start fixing it then...



It sure would have been nice of them to negotiate residuals on digital downloads back in 1912 when they formed the guild.



I would love to argue symmantics with you, but I'm a bit sleepy, so I will put this out there.

I AGREE WITH THE DEMANDS THAT THE WGA IS MAKING TO A CERTAIN EXTENT.

I ALSO AGREE THAT THE AMPTP HAS DONE NOTHING ILLEAGLE.

FURTHERMORE, THE ARGUMENT THE WGA IS MAKING IS ONE OF OPINION, THE STUDIOS BELIEVE THAT WITHOUT THE WRITERS THERE ARE NO TV SHOWS OR MOVIES, AND WITHOUT THEM [THE STUDIOS] THERE ARE ALSO NO TV SHOWS OR MOVIES BECAUSE THEY BRING EVERYONE TOGETHER, THE WRITERS, THE ACTORS, THE GRIPS AND GAFFERS AND EVERY OTHER ODD JOB NECCESSARY FOR A SHOW OR MOVIE TO BE PRODUCED. SO GUESS WHAT JUST LIKE ANY BUSINESS THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE THAT GET PAYED FAR MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.

I ran a retail store that posted revenue of $1,000,000 per year on average, my salary was only an amazing $26,000 or 0.026% of the total revenue the store brought in, even though without me, the store wouldnt have been open for business and couldnt have sold anything, except for the fact that without the corporation who aquired the product, built the store, created the marketing materials and ironed out the legal aspects of running that particular business in that particular industry, I wouldnt even have a job to go to, so they did a whole hell of a lot more than I initially gave them credit for, but hey that isn't worth a dime is it...

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

DEC 11, 2007 11:34 PM

Taxidermyd said:
Not to derail the context, but Micah Wright is a baaaaad example to use. I knew him when I worked as a writer at Nickelodeon. He wrote some books on his time being in the special forces or some such thing, only to be exposed years later as having never done any of it, never having even been in the military. His fraud upset a hell of a lot of military people, and their families, past and present. He admitted to being one hell of a liar.
Other than that, I agree with you and stand behind everything else. I'd love to be writing again too but this strike needs to happen.



So, he's good a fiction? He is still a writer who was fucked over. Maybe not the cleanest of people, but he fits the bill.

Point made, though.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 11, 2007 11:42 PM

cheftuzel said:
I ran a retail store that posted revenue of $1,000,000 per year on average, my salary was only an amazing $26,000 or 0.026% of the total revenue the store brought in, even though without me, the store wouldnt have been open for business and couldnt have sold anything, except for the fact that without the corporation who aquired the product, built the store, created the marketing materials and ironed out the legal aspects of running that particular business in that particular industry, I wouldnt even have a job to go to, so they did a whole hell of a lot more than I initially gave them credit for, but hey that isn't worth a dime is it...



A) That is the best run-on sentence of all time. Here's a tip: 15 commas do not a period make.
B) Your comparison is extremely poor. We're not talking about low-level retail employees. We're talking about people who are essential to the process of creating the product at issue here. Your retail store manager would be more analogous to a movie theater ticket taker if we're going to go with this example. The writers would be more like the people who design the products that you sell. It's not the same level of input on the process and it doesn't deserve the same level of compensation.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

DEC 11, 2007 11:51 PM

A lot of interesting points here. Many misinformed.

First on the point of residuals and why we get them when you don't for building custom electronic equipment. It's in the Constitution and it is called copyright.


Whether you write a song, a book or a screenplay, you're protected by copyright. More than that, you're acknowledged as the Author of the work, which has important (but eye-glazingly complicated) implications under international law, including certain inalienable creative rights. When movie studios read your screenplay and decide they'd like to make it into a film, they hit a few snags. Two examples:

1. As the Author and copyright-holder, you the writer control the ability to make derivative works, such as a movie. Or a sequel. Or a videogame.
2. Some of your inalienable2 creative rights as Author (e.g. "no one can mutilate or distort the work in such as way as to be prejudicial to the honor or reputation of the author") are potential nightmares for a company about to spend $100 million on a movie distributed worldwide.

So a compromise was made.

Screenwriters would sell the "authorship" of their screenplays to the studios,3 and allow themselves to be classified as employees. Original works would thus become works-made-for-hire.

In exchange, screenwriters would get a host of benefits and protections covered by the Writers Guild of America (the WGA), which as a labor union can only represent employees.

The WGA would also collect royalties on behalf of screenwriters. Royalties were renamed "residuals," since only "authors" collect royalties. 4



Next up, why did we wait so long to demand 25 things? As far as the 25 demands goes...you do realize this is a negotiation, right? If we come to the table with one thing, we get nothing. If we have a bunch of shit, we get some, other stuff we don't. A good settlement is when both sides are unhappy. I expect the same here.

Over the years we have had shitty leadership and were often undermined by the DGA. But the real answer is that this is a twenty year contract. They come up every 3 years, but this was a big one. In the forties we struck to form a union. Big one. In the sixties we struck for pension and health. In the eighties we struck for home video residuals. Now we have the internet. We didn't suddenly "throw a hissy fit" We are striking at the exact time we should to protect out interests online.

The idea that we would put the entire town out of work over a few bucks is laughable. The reason the Guild voted 90% for a strike is because this is literally the end of the line for writing if we don't get it. The internet will be tv in 5 to 10 years. There will be no broadcast tv. Everything will be coming through the internet, so if we don't create a formula for that, we make no money. We have decided to die or live now as a union instead of dying slowly over years. I'm all for it.

As far as the BTL guys, I'd smile but a lot of them are being dicks. Sorry. They need to read up because I don't like taking shit from people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Many writers want us to be very kind to the BTL guys and I am with the ones who treat us with respect. But they would walk out in a second and not give a shit about us. The certainly are good at bringing up what they can and can't do on a set because of union rules, but when a union stands up and fights, they get mighty pissed off.

This is a middle class strike. The majority of writers are middle class and we would like to stay that way. We don't want to end up like the guys represented by the IA, who get fucked in their ass during every negotiation.

TommyRocket

TommyRocket

Brooklyn, NY
August 2006

DEC 11, 2007 11:55 PM

as an animator...i don't get JACK SHIT. we all got fucked in the 50's when hannah barbera threatened to blacklist cel painters and inkers if they didn't vote against the unions and for outsourcing. now animation sucks.

animation writers and ANIMATORS deserve to be in the union and recognition for our work. it's insulting that our work is considered lesser somehow when it takes as many if not more man hours to complete.

in any event i support the strike.

solidarity.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

DEC 12, 2007 12:24 AM

TommyRocket said:
as an animator...i don't get JACK SHIT. we all got fucked in the 50's when hannah barbera threatened to blacklist cel painters and inkers if they didn't vote against the unions and for outsourcing. now animation sucks.

animation writers and ANIMATORS deserve to be in the union and recognition for our work. it's insulting that our work is considered lesser somehow when it takes as many if not more man hours to complete.

in any event i support the strike.

solidarity.



It's not considered lesser. You just got fucked back in the day. We are chipping away slowly. Family Guy, Simpsons, etc.

skot11

skot11

Sherman Oaks, CA
May 2003

DEC 12, 2007 12:26 AM

d20 said:

skot11 said:
that was the most selfish, childish, rants i have ever read.

the WGA has put thousands of people out of work, not the AMPTP.

WGA can NOT win against these huge corparations ... sucks but thats how it is.

figure it out already children!!!!

/grip
//out of work
///$0.00 in the bank now
////has more respect for grocery store union than for WGA at this point



you know what'd really be selfish and childish? fucking yourself and your coworkers over in the long run just to get a paycheck.



A paycheck is all i get, I dont get paid every time the show airs, i'm not part of the team, i don't get more money if the show does well, I'm there as a daily hire employee.

screen writers are the only industry that i can think of that get paid for a product, and then paid every time it gets used .... it would seem ridiculous if these principles were applied to, lets say, hammers, I buy a hammer and every time i am being paid to sink nails i have to pay the hammer designer a few cents a strike?

hopefully soon the actors contracts, that state that after six weeks hiatus, they need to be paid full rate or be fired, will force some sort of actual negotiation. Its gona cost alot more to rehire the cast of breakout shows now that the stars of the shows are established.

/knows he spels bad ... sorry speling nazi ... im a grip not a writer
//knows about unemployment
///would like to get back to living my life not just surviving
//// is happy he still has a few months of SG membership ... for great debate and pretty ladies

skot11

skot11

Sherman Oaks, CA
May 2003

DEC 12, 2007 12:35 AM

cheftuzel said:

Spaceboy said:

cheftuzel said:
why not strike when there was just 1 you might have gotten something then and set a precident, waiting until there are 25, you guys look like greedy bastard



They didn't go on strike years ago because they had a contract. This was a contract made in the 80's that just ran out this year. They tried to renegotiate and the studios offered them a bullshit agreement. They also didn't make some of these demands years ago because the studios weren't posting shows online and making a huge profit on them while not paying the writers back in the mid 90's.

cheftuzel said: ...seriously, and more importantly when the union was formed how did they not see that as a problem RIGHT AWAY and start fixing it then...



It sure would have been nice of them to negotiate residuals on digital downloads back in 1912 when they formed the guild.



I would love to argue symmantics with you, but I'm a bit sleepy, so I will put this out there.

I AGREE WITH THE DEMANDS THAT THE WGA IS MAKING TO A CERTAIN EXTENT.

I ALSO AGREE THAT THE AMPTP HAS DONE NOTHING ILLEAGLE.

FURTHERMORE, THE ARGUMENT THE WGA IS MAKING IS ONE OF OPINION, THE STUDIOS BELIEVE THAT WITHOUT THE WRITERS THERE ARE NO TV SHOWS OR MOVIES, AND WITHOUT THEM [THE STUDIOS] THERE ARE ALSO NO TV SHOWS OR MOVIES BECAUSE THEY BRING EVERYONE TOGETHER, THE WRITERS, THE ACTORS, THE GRIPS AND GAFFERS AND EVERY OTHER ODD JOB NECCESSARY FOR A SHOW OR MOVIE TO BE PRODUCED. SO GUESS WHAT JUST LIKE ANY BUSINESS THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE THAT GET PAYED FAR MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.

I ran a retail store that posted revenue of $1,000,000 per year on average, my salary was only an amazing $26,000 or 0.026% of the total revenue the store brought in, even though without me, the store wouldnt have been open for business and couldnt have sold anything, except for the fact that without the corporation who aquired the product, built the store, created the marketing materials and ironed out the legal aspects of running that particular business in that particular industry, I wouldnt even have a job to go to, so they did a whole hell of a lot more than I initially gave them credit for, but hey that isn't worth a dime is it...





pssst .... there is only one gaffer per crew .... well maybe a gaffer and a rigging gaffer .... his/her crew are called set lighting technicians.

GeorgeLiquor

GeorgeLiquor

Seattle, WA
June 2007

DEC 12, 2007 12:40 AM

skot11 said:
screen writers are the only industry that i can think of that get paid for a product, and then paid every time it gets used .... it would seem ridiculous if these principles were applied to, lets say, hammers, I buy a hammer and every time i am being paid to sink nails i have to pay the hammer designer a few cents a strike?



Actually, it's not common at all for people to instead get paid a lump sum of money, to take a small amount of money for each product that is sold. Every profession does it. Hell, the woman who designed the cambells soup can logo took like..1 penny I think per can produced way back when? Now whoever is gets those pennies, is one fucking rich as person. (That story/facts could be off, but it's just an example)

Hell. I've done plenty of things where people offer me one of two things: 500$ cash in my pocket, or a 1$ for each person you uses their product. You have to think long term. And your analogy is completely off. It'd be more like "You design a hammer, and every time someone buys that hammer, you make X% of it" if you make a good hammer, you make a lot of money. If it sucks, and no one makes money, you don't make shit.

It sucks you lost your job, but honestly, I don't know diddly squat about writing, or the WGA, but you're just coming off as stupid.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

DEC 12, 2007 12:42 AM

skot11 said:
screen writers are the only industry that i can think of that get paid for a product, and then paid every time it gets used



So you're not aware of the actors, directors, producers...

And the entertainment industry, as a whole, is unique because of the nature of the money involved. Yes, they've managed to turn their product into something that can be sold in stores, but that's only maybe 30 years old on movies and TV didn't really generate sales until DVDs came along. Normally, the first money is in playing the product for audiences. Which is to say, using it. And it's only fair that the creators make some bank on that.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

DEC 12, 2007 12:58 AM

skot11 said:
A paycheck is all i get, I dont get paid every time the show airs, i'm not part of the team, i don't get more money if the show does well, I'm there as a daily hire employee.

screen writers are the only industry that i can think of that get paid for a product, and then paid every time it gets used .... it would seem ridiculous if these principles were applied to, lets say, hammers, I buy a hammer and every time i am being paid to sink nails i have to pay the hammer designer a few cents a strike?

hopefully soon the actors contracts, that state that after six weeks hiatus, they need to be paid full rate or be fired, will force some sort of actual negotiation. Its gona cost alot more to rehire the cast of breakout shows now that the stars of the shows are established.



Dude, the six week contracts that you speak of our for producers, most of whom our writers. It will not force is to cave if they cancel the contract. If we cave, we will be totally fucked in five years.

We are not the only people who make money for creating something as long as the product makes money.

Songwriters.
Playwrites
Novelists.
on and on.

Do you think a band should not make money for each album they sell?

It's in The Constitution. You're going to have to change that.

If the strike is still on, you PM me and I will pay for your membership to be extended. And I'm sorry, but this strike will be going on for a while.

nnerd

nnerd

I'm lost
June 2005

DEC 12, 2007 01:00 AM

FTR on copyright,

Hi. I think your idea that copyright law somehow makes your products different and more special than mine is incorrect and actually pretty much the opposite of reality. We both know the reason for copyright and intellectual property law and the whole motivation for providing protections for them in the constitution is that intellectual property is not a tangible thing (unlike a physical script or a printed book or an electronical doodad that you can pass between two peoples' hands). So the aim of copyright law is actually to hopefully put your type of products on the same par as my type of products, to make them legally tangible so that they can be legally bought and sold just like real physical items. In other words, it's thanks to copyright law that there is NO FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE between the products I make and sell and the products you make and sell. Now that you have a legally tangible product thanks to the constitution you are welcome to sell it or lease it or give it away according to whatever terms you like and no one can take you to court and force you to sell it for any less than one hundred billion dollars up front and 100% of the gross if that's what you want to sell it for. In fact, there's no particular reason why terms of sale have to include internet residuals or anything in particular, as you obviously must know. Most everyday people who sell stuff don't make their clients sign contracts that obligate them to share profits earned from those products. However, I think it's your right to do so, and considering the way profits are usually shared around in hollywood, I do think you should probably do whatever you can to get a fair piece of the pie. As a matter of fact I'd probably do it with my stuff as well if I thought I had any reasonable chance of getting my clients to go along with the idea without laughing their heads off. It's a real good idea if you want to get rich.

You yourself quoted about work for hire, and so I assume you know what that means. Really work for hire was mostly what I was talking about, which I hoped the use of words like "salary" and "no share in ownership" would have implied.

Maybe what I do for a living isn't the best example. Probably to make an analogy you're more likely to accept I should say software developer. I know at least a dozen, only one of whom that i can think of is lucky enough and high up enough in her company to have a contract that gets her a share of sales. I hope you're not going to tell me that what you write is somehow legally more specially protected than what they write. None of these guys care because, hell, they're making 60 grand anyway, which is crazy good money to the normals.


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