Condi Rice Finally Gets A Nickname: Useless
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 20 2007 9:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: Condoleezza Rice, Israel,

I think anyone with a brain can agree that Condoleezza Rice has been about as useless and ineffective as any previous Secretary of State. Feel free to tell me one important thing she has accomplished. I’ll wait. Be right over there.
Well, she did manage to help start a disastrous war. That was pretty impressive, I guess. Recently Fred Kaplan of Slate called Rice out as the worst National Security Advisor in the history of the White House – and that includes Walt Rostow! (I don’t know anything about Walt, but I disagree with his name)
And you didn’t think anyone could possibly ever be worse than Walt. You were wrong. Anybody ever think of Rice's great work during the build up to the war? Not so much. It was all Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld when it came to the planning, or lack there of. Condi was invisible. I don’t know what the fuck she did, except occasionally whisper in George’s ear what a Shiite was, which didn't take anyway.
Then she moved to the State Department and took over as Secretary of State. I thought, “What the fuck?” Besides being totally useless at her previous job, what had she ever done to deserve such an important position? Fortunately, our president does not worry about who is deserving of official positions.
Well, she has had the job now for three years and, uh, I don’t know what she is trying to accomplish. I read the news everyday, lots and lots of it. I see Condi making trips to different countries, but I really don’t know what she is trying to accomplish on these trips, other than to tell foreign leaders that the war is going great and to describe the awesomeness of Democracy. Meanwhile, everything she touches turns to shit.
By 2006, the dreams of '05 had dissolved into nightmares. Iraq's elections had only deepened its sectarian fissures; Ukraine's reformers retreated into a glum compromise with their Moscow-backed foes; Syria's withdrawal from Lebanon left a vacuum that the Shiite radicals of Hezbollah eagerly filled; and elections in the Palestinian territories, which Rice had insisted upon, were won by the Islamist militants of Hamas.
And Israel went to war with an Arab nation for the first time in 24 years. Hezbollah emerged from the war as the big winner. These are all great signs of Rice’s incredible understanding of the world.
Now she is trying to pull off one last score to salvage a terrible legacy. America is sponsoring a Middle East peace conference, which is fucking idiotic considering we have started two preemptive wars in the past six years. Actually, the conference has been “downgraded” to a “meeting.” It is embarrassing that Rice would think that she has any credibility at all.
Israeli and American officials have been so busy dampening expectations that they are not even calling the event a conference anymore, instead referring to it merely as a “meeting.”
Condi has been taking many trips to the region, but achieving little. She has even had a new Hebrew word created because of her actions.
The long buildup to Annapolis, together with Ms. Rice’s many trips to the region, have given birth to a new verb in Israeli government circles: “lecondel,” meaning, to come and go for meetings that produce few results. The word is based on Ms. Rice’s first name.
Case closed. That is so fucking pathetic it is amazing. The woman is so lame that she has a verb named after her that basically means, “Getting nothing done.” Now that is a legacy.

















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