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Finally, Tiny Microscopic People Get A Chance

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 15 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Colorado, abortions, Christians

Colorado apparently has its share of lunatics because yesterday the state Supreme Court gave an anti-abortion group the go ahead to try to put a measure on the ballot that would define a fertilized egg as a person. All they need to do is collect 76,000 signatures. Anyone want to bet that there are 76,000 Christian lunatics in Colorado?

This is the kind of election shit that liberals and centrists have to throw money at to defeat, which takes funds away from important races and also draws right wing voters to the polls. It won’t matter if the Christian right doesn’t like Rudy or McCain or Mitt, once they are in the booth, they will vote for one of them over which ever baby killer the Democrats pick.


The court approved the language of the proposal, rejecting a challenge from abortion-rights supporters who argued it was misleading and dealt with more than one subject in violation of the state constitution.

If approved by voters, the measure would give fertilized eggs the state constitutional protections of inalienable rights, justice and due process.


Super. Hey, you know that one book you read all the time? I don’t really want to live by it. Although, I’m not sure The Bible ever covered fertilized eggs. This is just another attempt to make abortion illegal. These people are creative little fuckers, aren’t they?

Another effect of the legislation would be to create problems for in-vitro fertilization and stem cell research. And some believe it would lead to a ban on birth control. The Christians, of course, disagree. There is nothing behind this effort!


"It doesn't outlaw abortion, it doesn't regulate birth control," said Kristi Burton, 20, of Colorado for Equal Rights. "It's just a constitutional principle. We're laying a foundation that every life deserves protection.”


Oh, you’re just laying down a little foundation. That’s totally cool. But, I have a question for you: If a little clump of human cells is a person, then is one of my hairs a person? What about one of my turds? Why not? They both have human cells in them.


"It's very clearly a single subject," Burton said. "If it's a human being, it's a person, and hey, they deserve equal rights under our law."


Uh huh. Maybe you guys could move somewhere else and start a theocracy.

The nutters have six months to collect the signatures. And they are not just focusing on Colorado. Christian groups are trying leading similar efforts in Montana, Georgia, Oregon, Michigan and South Carolina. The Republicans always need their crazy religious issue. For the 2004 presidential elections it was gay marriage. Now they will try to save microscopic peeps. Expect a massive turnout in Colorado in 2008.

 

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FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

NOV 15, 2007 04:48 PM

bmp said:
uhmm, this article is complete bullshit. THIS is what democracy is. AND Is democracy in action. Maybe YOU dont agree with the policy, but others do, and it is rule by majority, so you have to let the people decide and vote. Good on Colorado for putting it to the people. More things like this that are "A waste of money and time" should be up for votes.



I think I love you. I TOTALLY want to abort your baby.

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

NOV 15, 2007 04:51 PM

FearTheReaper said:

bmp said:
uhmm, this article is complete bullshit. THIS is what democracy is. AND Is democracy in action. Maybe YOU dont agree with the policy, but others do, and it is rule by majority, so you have to let the people decide and vote. Good on Colorado for putting it to the people. More things like this that are "A waste of money and time" should be up for votes.



I think I love you. I TOTALLY want to abort your baby.


*snort*
If I had been drinking something I totally would have choked on it.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

NOV 15, 2007 04:52 PM

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:
Just because a majority of people in a given geographic region decide that something is true doesn't make it true. This isn't about laws, it's a scientific issue. A fertilized egg is no more a person than an acorn is a tree. It's a cell with a diploid set of chromosomes. Even the bible doesn't go so far as to say that life begins at conception. Take "For the life of the flesh is in the blood" Lev 17:11 for example. A fertilized egg has no blood, so it is not alive by that definition. And, as much as I hate slippery slope talk, a law like this can lead to more places than just outlawing abortion.


Defining "humanity," which is to say personhood, isn't a scientific matter, though - it's an ethical one. Science is about data, not definitions. In fact, it's really more scientific literalism that's driving abortion opponents than Biblical literalism because, as you rightly point out, the Bible does not say that life begins at conception.


Eh, I think something has to be alive before you can decide if it is human or not. And I think you'd have a hard time finding a scientist that will tell you a fertilized egg is "alive"


Anything organically connected in the interior of a human body could probably be assumed to be "alive."

But that's not the point. Science has no definition for "life" that I'm aware of. The issue isn't a scientific one.

The issue is when, if ever, a fetus acquires enough "humanity" that we become morally accountable for what we do to it, and furthermore, when, if ever, a fetus's right to exist takes precedence over a woman's right to do what she will with her own body.

That's ethics, it's not science. Science has nothing to do with it.

And letting yourself argue over definitions is just playing the very game the Christian Right wants, because their position is stronger going by definitions. It's weaker going by ethics.



I think the fetus becomes human when it develops nipples.

Just my opinion.

soulcompromise

soulcompromise

I'm lost
November 2006

NOV 15, 2007 04:53 PM

it seems very crude to me considering...

I do not advocate it.

Luscious

Luscious

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

NOV 15, 2007 05:04 PM

A woman should be able to decide for herself, thats it, thats all.
And might I add a huge FUCK RELIGION.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

NOV 15, 2007 05:05 PM

varukasalt said:
Ok...so all the "majority rules" crowd, how do 1 sperm + 1 egg (pre-embryo) outweigh the vote of several trillion cells (complete human that can survive on it's own without being implanted in another being)?

I spelled that out for ya so ya wouldn't get all confused.



That is a damn good question. I applaud. Loudly.

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

NOV 15, 2007 05:05 PM

it seems very crude to me considering...

I do not advocate it.





vague incoherent post....

So that's what it feels like..

Creepy...

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 15, 2007 05:13 PM

Subrosa said:
No, I'll back up the complete and utterness of it. He was saying that this wasn't a waste of time because "majority rules, dude!". While we both agree that that sentiment certainly doesn't apply here, it's also just flat wrong in general. The buck virtually never stops with the pure "democratic" will of the majority. It is always checked by the Constitution and the republican process that it sets up. There is no federal referendum system. The closest thing that comes to that is the process for amending the Constitution and even that is checked by both houses of congress AND those state's individual legislatures. Individual states might have more direct versions of democracy, but again that's checked by the federal constitution, the supremacy clause, the commerce clause, etc.

I mean, it's not really germaine or important, but the idea that "direct democracy" or "majority rules" is any kind of trump card in our governmental system is more than just a little wrong. It's really, really wrong.



I'm going to qualify this a bit because I was thinking of this from a more federal-centric perspective. First of all, it's true that there are spheres of state influence that are beyond federal control and a state could, theoretically, provide for the control of those areas through pure direct democracy. However, no state is (to my knowledge) without a constitution itself. Even setting aside the federal supremacy issues there, the direct will of the people is still going to be limited by their own state's constitution as well.

The closest thing I could come up with off the top of my head that approximated direct democracy was the referendum system in California, which is not only insanely dumb, but also a nightmare to parse through. Here, some referendums passed by popular vote become part of the state constitution. But even then they're limited by scope by the rest of the state and federal constitution.

I realize I'm probably talking to myself here. I'm fine with that.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

NOV 15, 2007 05:36 PM

Subrosa said:

Subrosa said:
No, I'll back up the complete and utterness of it. He was saying that this wasn't a waste of time because "majority rules, dude!". While we both agree that that sentiment certainly doesn't apply here, it's also just flat wrong in general. The buck virtually never stops with the pure "democratic" will of the majority. It is always checked by the Constitution and the republican process that it sets up. There is no federal referendum system. The closest thing that comes to that is the process for amending the Constitution and even that is checked by both houses of congress AND those state's individual legislatures. Individual states might have more direct versions of democracy, but again that's checked by the federal constitution, the supremacy clause, the commerce clause, etc.

I mean, it's not really germaine or important, but the idea that "direct democracy" or "majority rules" is any kind of trump card in our governmental system is more than just a little wrong. It's really, really wrong.



I'm going to qualify this a bit because I was thinking of this from a more federal-centric perspective. First of all, it's true that there are spheres of state influence that are beyond federal control and a state could, theoretically, provide for the control of those areas through pure direct democracy. However, no state is (to my knowledge) without a constitution itself. Even setting aside the federal supremacy issues there, the direct will of the people is still going to be limited by their own state's constitution as well.

The closest thing I could come up with off the top of my head that approximated direct democracy was the referendum system in California, which is not only insanely dumb, but also a nightmare to parse through. Here, some referendums passed by popular vote become part of the state constitution. But even then they're limited by scope by the rest of the state and federal constitution.

I realize I'm probably talking to myself here. I'm fine with that.



That doesn't seem particularly complicated. Is it really that difficult? (Serious question.)


soulcompromise

soulcompromise

I'm lost
November 2006

NOV 15, 2007 05:53 PM

The real question is... who cares? I'm not at risk.... what can I say? I'm pro life. Peace. blackeyed

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

NOV 15, 2007 06:12 PM

Maybe if you had a uterus, you'd give a shit.
But since you don't, your opinion is totally irrelevant.

Thanks for playing, but...

Fail.

soulcompromise

soulcompromise

I'm lost
November 2006

NOV 15, 2007 06:28 PM

varukasalt said:
Maybe if you had a uterus, you'd give a shit.
But since you don't, your opinion is totally irrelevant.

Thanks for playing, but...

Fail.



I don't feel that strongly about it... however, I think we should all think about it in terms of morality. Whether it's immoral or not really doesn't matter. It should be avoided because it brings up the question of is moral or ethical. Regardless of whether it should become a law, in my opinion, I believe it should be avoided.

guitargeek

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK
November 2003

NOV 15, 2007 06:33 PM

bambo said:

guitargeek said:
Fucking Jesus freaks need to just shut the fuck up already. I used to be much more tolerant, but the more time drags on and these lunatics consolidate political power, the more I wish they'd all die in a fire or something equally unpleasant.



Maybe a tire fire?



Tire fire, plane crash, dysentery... none of them quite capture the depth of the disdain I feel for these... people.

Perhaps they should all be beaten to death with fetuses. Maybe someone could develop a fetus cannon.

guitargeek

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK
November 2003

NOV 15, 2007 06:39 PM

bald_eagle said:
If the majority rules, shouldn't Gore be in his second term?


Yes.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 15, 2007 06:39 PM

SockPuppet said:
That doesn't seem particularly complicated. Is it really that difficult? (Serious question.)




I really have no idea how to answer that question other than to say "yes and no."

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