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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 15 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Colorado, abortions, Christians

Colorado apparently has its share of lunatics because yesterday the state Supreme Court gave an anti-abortion group the go ahead to try to put a measure on the ballot that would define a fertilized egg as a person. All they need to do is collect 76,000 signatures. Anyone want to bet that there are 76,000 Christian lunatics in Colorado?

This is the kind of election shit that liberals and centrists have to throw money at to defeat, which takes funds away from important races and also draws right wing voters to the polls. It won’t matter if the Christian right doesn’t like Rudy or McCain or Mitt, once they are in the booth, they will vote for one of them over which ever baby killer the Democrats pick.


The court approved the language of the proposal, rejecting a challenge from abortion-rights supporters who argued it was misleading and dealt with more than one subject in violation of the state constitution.

If approved by voters, the measure would give fertilized eggs the state constitutional protections of inalienable rights, justice and due process.


Super. Hey, you know that one book you read all the time? I don’t really want to live by it. Although, I’m not sure The Bible ever covered fertilized eggs. This is just another attempt to make abortion illegal. These people are creative little fuckers, aren’t they?

Another effect of the legislation would be to create problems for in-vitro fertilization and stem cell research. And some believe it would lead to a ban on birth control. The Christians, of course, disagree. There is nothing behind this effort!


"It doesn't outlaw abortion, it doesn't regulate birth control," said Kristi Burton, 20, of Colorado for Equal Rights. "It's just a constitutional principle. We're laying a foundation that every life deserves protection.”


Oh, you’re just laying down a little foundation. That’s totally cool. But, I have a question for you: If a little clump of human cells is a person, then is one of my hairs a person? What about one of my turds? Why not? They both have human cells in them.


"It's very clearly a single subject," Burton said. "If it's a human being, it's a person, and hey, they deserve equal rights under our law."


Uh huh. Maybe you guys could move somewhere else and start a theocracy.

The nutters have six months to collect the signatures. And they are not just focusing on Colorado. Christian groups are trying leading similar efforts in Montana, Georgia, Oregon, Michigan and South Carolina. The Republicans always need their crazy religious issue. For the 2004 presidential elections it was gay marriage. Now they will try to save microscopic peeps. Expect a massive turnout in Colorado in 2008.

 

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Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 15, 2007 03:24 PM

MrStitches said:

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:
Just because a majority of people in a given geographic region decide that something is true doesn't make it true. This isn't about laws, it's a scientific issue. A fertilized egg is no more a person than an acorn is a tree. It's a cell with a diploid set of chromosomes. Even the bible doesn't go so far as to say that life begins at conception. Take "For the life of the flesh is in the blood" Lev 17:11 for example. A fertilized egg has no blood, so it is not alive by that definition. And, as much as I hate slippery slope talk, a law like this can lead to more places than just outlawing abortion.


Defining "humanity," which is to say personhood, isn't a scientific matter, though - it's an ethical one. Science is about data, not definitions. In fact, it's really more scientific literalism that's driving abortion opponents than Biblical literalism because, as you rightly point out, the Bible does not say that life begins at conception.


Eh, I think something has to be alive before you can decide if it is human or not. And I think you'd have a hard time finding a scientist that will tell you a fertilized egg is "alive"


Anything organically connected in the interior of a human body could probably be assumed to be "alive."

But that's not the point. Science has no definition for "life" that I'm aware of. The issue isn't a scientific one.

The issue is when, if ever, a fetus acquires enough "humanity" that we become morally accountable for what we do to it, and furthermore, when, if ever, a fetus's right to exist takes precedence over a woman's right to do what she will with her own body.

That's ethics, it's not science. Science has nothing to do with it.

And letting yourself argue over definitions is just playing the very game the Christian Right wants, because their position is stronger going by definitions. It's weaker going by ethics.

soulcompromise

soulcompromise

I'm lost
November 2006

NOV 15, 2007 03:28 PM

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:
Just because a majority of people in a given geographic region decide that something is true doesn't make it true. This isn't about laws, it's a scientific issue. A fertilized egg is no more a person than an acorn is a tree. It's a cell with a diploid set of chromosomes. Even the bible doesn't go so far as to say that life begins at conception. Take "For the life of the flesh is in the blood" Lev 17:11 for example. A fertilized egg has no blood, so it is not alive by that definition. And, as much as I hate slippery slope talk, a law like this can lead to more places than just outlawing abortion.


Defining "humanity," which is to say personhood, isn't a scientific matter, though - it's an ethical one. Science is about data, not definitions. In fact, it's really more scientific literalism that's driving abortion opponents than Biblical literalism because, as you rightly point out, the Bible does not say that life begins at conception.


Eh, I think something has to be alive before you can decide if it is human or not. And I think you'd have a hard time finding a scientist that will tell you a fertilized egg is "alive"


Anything organically connected in the interior of a human body could probably be assumed to be "alive."

But that's not the point. Science has no definition for "life" that I'm aware of. The issue isn't a scientific one.

The issue is when, if ever, a fetus acquires enough "humanity" that we become morally accountable for what we do to it, and furthermore, when, if ever, a fetus's right to exist takes precedence over a woman's right to do what she will with her own body.

That's ethics, it's not science. Science has nothing to do with it.

And letting yourself argue over definitions is just playing the very game the Christian Right wants, because their position is stronger going by definitions. It's weaker going by ethics.



But don't you also consider its presence and its potential for life? It's a fertilized egg. The kind we don't eat for breakfast...

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 15, 2007 03:34 PM

Crissis said:
all i can say is that after 2 - 4 months it should be illegal to have an abortion.



Everyone has already jumped on you, but I have to jump in the fray.

Are you sure you mean 2-4 months? Because only allowing women TWO MONTHS to get an abortion is pretty ridiculous, unless you really don't know much about how pregnancy works. Many women might not even know they're pregnant until 2 months until the damn pregnancy.

When I had an abortion, I was 6 and a half weeks along. I didn't even know I was pregnant until the week before. I hardly think I'd have been a bad person if I hadn't found out that early and had gotten an abortion at, say, 3 months, or 4 months, or 5.

Then again I'm of the opinion that women should be able to get an abortion whenever they want to in the pregnancy. If it's in their body, it's their choice.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

NOV 15, 2007 03:48 PM

soulcompromise said:

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:
Just because a majority of people in a given geographic region decide that something is true doesn't make it true. This isn't about laws, it's a scientific issue. A fertilized egg is no more a person than an acorn is a tree. It's a cell with a diploid set of chromosomes. Even the bible doesn't go so far as to say that life begins at conception. Take "For the life of the flesh is in the blood" Lev 17:11 for example. A fertilized egg has no blood, so it is not alive by that definition. And, as much as I hate slippery slope talk, a law like this can lead to more places than just outlawing abortion.


Defining "humanity," which is to say personhood, isn't a scientific matter, though - it's an ethical one. Science is about data, not definitions. In fact, it's really more scientific literalism that's driving abortion opponents than Biblical literalism because, as you rightly point out, the Bible does not say that life begins at conception.


Eh, I think something has to be alive before you can decide if it is human or not. And I think you'd have a hard time finding a scientist that will tell you a fertilized egg is "alive"


Anything organically connected in the interior of a human body could probably be assumed to be "alive."

But that's not the point. Science has no definition for "life" that I'm aware of. The issue isn't a scientific one.

The issue is when, if ever, a fetus acquires enough "humanity" that we become morally accountable for what we do to it, and furthermore, when, if ever, a fetus's right to exist takes precedence over a woman's right to do what she will with her own body.

That's ethics, it's not science. Science has nothing to do with it.

And letting yourself argue over definitions is just playing the very game the Christian Right wants, because their position is stronger going by definitions. It's weaker going by ethics.



But don't you also consider its presence and its potential for life? It's a fertilized egg. The kind we don't eat for breakfast...



But we do eat them for dinner. They're called "chickens" by then.

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 15, 2007 03:48 PM

soulcompromise said:

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:

Zarth said:

MrStitches said:
Just because a majority of people in a given geographic region decide that something is true doesn't make it true. This isn't about laws, it's a scientific issue. A fertilized egg is no more a person than an acorn is a tree. It's a cell with a diploid set of chromosomes. Even the bible doesn't go so far as to say that life begins at conception. Take "For the life of the flesh is in the blood" Lev 17:11 for example. A fertilized egg has no blood, so it is not alive by that definition. And, as much as I hate slippery slope talk, a law like this can lead to more places than just outlawing abortion.


Defining "humanity," which is to say personhood, isn't a scientific matter, though - it's an ethical one. Science is about data, not definitions. In fact, it's really more scientific literalism that's driving abortion opponents than Biblical literalism because, as you rightly point out, the Bible does not say that life begins at conception.


Eh, I think something has to be alive before you can decide if it is human or not. And I think you'd have a hard time finding a scientist that will tell you a fertilized egg is "alive"


Anything organically connected in the interior of a human body could probably be assumed to be "alive."

But that's not the point. Science has no definition for "life" that I'm aware of. The issue isn't a scientific one.

The issue is when, if ever, a fetus acquires enough "humanity" that we become morally accountable for what we do to it, and furthermore, when, if ever, a fetus's right to exist takes precedence over a woman's right to do what she will with her own body.

That's ethics, it's not science. Science has nothing to do with it.

And letting yourself argue over definitions is just playing the very game the Christian Right wants, because their position is stronger going by definitions. It's weaker going by ethics.


But don't you also consider its presence and its potential for life? It's a fertilized egg. The kind we don't eat for breakfast...


Don't you also consider a grown woman's right to decide for herself whether she wants to grow a parasite in her body for however many months?

No?

Cause I think that's a pretty basic right, myself. Probably more basic than a fetus's "right" to "potential life." Whatever the fuck that is.

bambo

bambo

Calgary, AB
June 2004

NOV 15, 2007 03:49 PM

guitargeek said:
Fucking Jesus freaks need to just shut the fuck up already. I used to be much more tolerant, but the more time drags on and these lunatics consolidate political power, the more I wish they'd all die in a fire or something equally unpleasant.



Maybe a tire fire?

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

NOV 15, 2007 04:09 PM

This is ridiculous. I'd expand on this but the whole abortion subject has been brought up and argued over so many times I don't feel the need to add to it any further. It's like a merry-go-round.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 15, 2007 04:10 PM

Zarth said:

Subrosa said:

bmp said:
Maybe YOU dont agree with the policy, but others do, and it is rule by majority


Is completely and utterly wrong. Thanks for playing.


It's not "completely and utterly wrong", it's just run-of-the-mill wrong. What we have is a system that attempt to balance majority rule against individual and minority (i.e., human) rights. For some purposes, majority rule ought to win out. For others - such as this one - human rights ought to.



No, I'll back up the complete and utterness of it. He was saying that this wasn't a waste of time because "majority rules, dude!". While we both agree that that sentiment certainly doesn't apply here, it's also just flat wrong in general. The buck virtually never stops with the pure "democratic" will of the majority. It is always checked by the Constitution and the republican process that it sets up. There is no federal referendum system. The closest thing that comes to that is the process for amending the Constitution and even that is checked by both houses of congress AND those state's individual legislatures. Individual states might have more direct versions of democracy, but again that's checked by the federal constitution, the supremacy clause, the commerce clause, etc.

I mean, it's not really germaine or important, but the idea that "direct democracy" or "majority rules" is any kind of trump card in our governmental system is more than just a little wrong. It's really, really wrong.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

NOV 15, 2007 04:14 PM

Kindle said:
This is ridiculous. I'd expand on this but the whole abortion subject has been brought up and argued over so many times I don't feel the need to add to it any further. It's like a merry-go-round.



no, you're wrong!

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

NOV 15, 2007 04:18 PM

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:
This is ridiculous. I'd expand on this but the whole abortion subject has been brought up and argued over so many times I don't feel the need to add to it any further. It's like a merry-go-round.



no, you're wrong!


*flips bird, humps* Lets practice making babies.

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

NOV 15, 2007 04:22 PM

Ok...so all the "majority rules" crowd, how do 1 sperm + 1 egg (pre-embryo) outweigh the vote of several trillion cells (complete human that can survive on it's own without being implanted in another being)?

I spelled that out for ya so ya wouldn't get all confused.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

NOV 15, 2007 04:25 PM

Kindle said:

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:
This is ridiculous. I'd expand on this but the whole abortion subject has been brought up and argued over so many times I don't feel the need to add to it any further. It's like a merry-go-round.



no, you're wrong!


*flips bird, humps* Lets practice making babies.



what, so you can go abort them? i'm on to you.

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

NOV 15, 2007 04:31 PM

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:
This is ridiculous. I'd expand on this but the whole abortion subject has been brought up and argued over so many times I don't feel the need to add to it any further. It's like a merry-go-round.



no, you're wrong!


*flips bird, humps* Lets practice making babies.



what, so you can go abort them? i'm on to you.


Fixed.

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

NOV 15, 2007 04:41 PM

THis really makes me want to move. Not only would it make abortion illegal but they could easily argue any number of psychotic things...especially since any women who has ever riden a roller coaster three days after conceiving could suddenly be a child abuser.

jpaul256

jpaul256

Spring, TX
June 2006

NOV 15, 2007 04:46 PM

Zarth said:
The issue is when, if ever, a fetus acquires enough "humanity" that we become morally accountable for what we do to it, and furthermore, when, if ever, a fetus's right to exist takes precedence over a woman's right to do what she will with her own body.

That's ethics, it's not science. Science has nothing to do with it.

And letting yourself argue over definitions is just playing the very game the Christian Right wants, because their position is stronger going by definitions. It's weaker going by ethics.



That is the most concise and accurate description of the argument I have seen in quite some time. And lest we forget, the "rights" of the fetus have to be balanced against the rights of the mother. It is difficult to legislate morality, although humanity attempts to do so with regularity.

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