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Finally, Tiny Microscopic People Get A Chance

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 15 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Colorado, abortions, Christians

Colorado apparently has its share of lunatics because yesterday the state Supreme Court gave an anti-abortion group the go ahead to try to put a measure on the ballot that would define a fertilized egg as a person. All they need to do is collect 76,000 signatures. Anyone want to bet that there are 76,000 Christian lunatics in Colorado?

This is the kind of election shit that liberals and centrists have to throw money at to defeat, which takes funds away from important races and also draws right wing voters to the polls. It won’t matter if the Christian right doesn’t like Rudy or McCain or Mitt, once they are in the booth, they will vote for one of them over which ever baby killer the Democrats pick.


The court approved the language of the proposal, rejecting a challenge from abortion-rights supporters who argued it was misleading and dealt with more than one subject in violation of the state constitution.

If approved by voters, the measure would give fertilized eggs the state constitutional protections of inalienable rights, justice and due process.


Super. Hey, you know that one book you read all the time? I don’t really want to live by it. Although, I’m not sure The Bible ever covered fertilized eggs. This is just another attempt to make abortion illegal. These people are creative little fuckers, aren’t they?

Another effect of the legislation would be to create problems for in-vitro fertilization and stem cell research. And some believe it would lead to a ban on birth control. The Christians, of course, disagree. There is nothing behind this effort!


"It doesn't outlaw abortion, it doesn't regulate birth control," said Kristi Burton, 20, of Colorado for Equal Rights. "It's just a constitutional principle. We're laying a foundation that every life deserves protection.”


Oh, you’re just laying down a little foundation. That’s totally cool. But, I have a question for you: If a little clump of human cells is a person, then is one of my hairs a person? What about one of my turds? Why not? They both have human cells in them.


"It's very clearly a single subject," Burton said. "If it's a human being, it's a person, and hey, they deserve equal rights under our law."


Uh huh. Maybe you guys could move somewhere else and start a theocracy.

The nutters have six months to collect the signatures. And they are not just focusing on Colorado. Christian groups are trying leading similar efforts in Montana, Georgia, Oregon, Michigan and South Carolina. The Republicans always need their crazy religious issue. For the 2004 presidential elections it was gay marriage. Now they will try to save microscopic peeps. Expect a massive turnout in Colorado in 2008.

 

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guitargeek

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK
November 2003

NOV 15, 2007 12:52 PM

Fucking Jesus freaks need to just shut the fuck up already. I used to be much more tolerant, but the more time drags on and these lunatics consolidate political power, the more I wish they'd all die in a fire or something equally unpleasant.

Joel_T

Joel_T

Springfield, IL
November 2006

NOV 15, 2007 01:03 PM

Necrowombicon said:
It's nearly time for another revolution.



Hells yeah.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 15, 2007 01:07 PM

401kboy said:
I believe the record for youngest "fetus" to become a "baby" is 17 weeks. That should make you think.



It's actually 20 weeks, but typically the line for viability is as much as two months later. Regardless, I don't think we should be making bright-line rules based on the world record holder for viability.

I agreed with most of the other stuff you said, though.

Meow

Meow

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

NOV 15, 2007 01:26 PM

Mmmmm..... taste the fascism.

miao!!

DanielK

DanielK

Denver, CO
December 2004

NOV 15, 2007 01:28 PM

This will never pass. Colorado is also the state laying the foundation to legalize marijuana.

The religious wackos mostly stay down in the south eastern part of the state. They are the subject of jokes and ridicule for the rest of us.


Daniel

bmp

bmp

Edmonton, AB
September 2004

NOV 15, 2007 01:29 PM

uhmm, this article is complete bullshit. THIS is what democracy is. AND Is democracy in action. Maybe YOU dont agree with the policy, but others do, and it is rule by majority, so you have to let the people decide and vote. Good on Colorado for putting it to the people. More things like this that are "A waste of money and time" should be up for votes.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

NOV 15, 2007 01:33 PM

bmp said:
uhmm, this article is complete bullshit. THIS is what democracy is. AND Is democracy in action. Maybe YOU dont agree with the policy, but others do, and it is rule by majority, so you have to let the people decide and vote. Good on Colorado for putting it to the people. More things like this that are "A waste of money and time" should be up for votes.



American democracy is far more complex than simple majority rule.

Of course, you're welcome to explain to me exactly how state governments can pass laws that overturn Supreme Court rulings.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 15, 2007 01:34 PM

I thought this was going to be about Horton Hears a Who

MrStitches

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY
November 2003

NOV 15, 2007 01:34 PM

bmp said:
uhmm, this article is complete bullshit. THIS is what democracy is. AND Is democracy in action. Maybe YOU dont agree with the policy, but others do, and it is rule by majority, so you have to let the people decide and vote. Good on Colorado for putting it to the people. More things like this that are "A waste of money and time" should be up for votes.



Just because a majority of people in a given geographic region decide that something is true doesn't make it true. This isn't about laws, it's a scientific issue. A fertilized egg is no more a person than an acorn is a tree. It's a cell with a diploid set of chromosomes. Even the bible doesn't go so far as to say that life begins at conception. Take "For the life of the flesh is in the blood" Lev 17:11 for example. A fertilized egg has no blood, so it is not alive by that definition. And, as much as I hate slippery slope talk, a law like this can lead to more places than just outlawing abortion.

BornToFlail

BornToFlail

Portland, OR
March 2003

NOV 15, 2007 01:42 PM

PointBlank said:
I thought this was going to be about Horton Hears a Who



HA!

dorklord

dorklord

Los Angeles, CA
May 2006

NOV 15, 2007 01:45 PM

Damn I realize why I left Colorado when I read stuff like that... I am tired o religious idiots trying to force world view that is irrational on everyone else. The funny thing is that those are the same people who do not want to give health care to those babies once they are born.

ToyMachine97

ToyMachine97

Glendale, CA
May 2007

NOV 15, 2007 01:49 PM

the states' rights thing worked out so well in the past

minimalism

minimalism

Garwood, NJ
OLD SKOOL

NOV 15, 2007 01:51 PM

Crissis said:
all i can say is that after 2 - 4 months it should be illegal to have an abortion.



That's what you have decided is right for the rest of us? Gee, thanks.

CatWorship

CatWorship

Pottstown, PA
January 2007

NOV 15, 2007 01:53 PM

Here's what needs to be done: outlaw pregnancy! Make it illegal to have a baby. Then watch as all the christian right lunatics start using the "it's my body, my choice" arguments. Besides, it's time to let this species die.

minimalism

minimalism

Garwood, NJ
OLD SKOOL

NOV 15, 2007 01:57 PM

darling0 said:

Necrowombicon said:
It's nearly time for another revolution.



+1000.



It's too bad the cool blue states on the West Coast are so far away from the cool blue states on the East Coast or we could just form a more perfect union already.

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