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Finally, Tiny Microscopic People Get A Chance

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 15 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Colorado, abortions, Christians

Colorado apparently has its share of lunatics because yesterday the state Supreme Court gave an anti-abortion group the go ahead to try to put a measure on the ballot that would define a fertilized egg as a person. All they need to do is collect 76,000 signatures. Anyone want to bet that there are 76,000 Christian lunatics in Colorado?

This is the kind of election shit that liberals and centrists have to throw money at to defeat, which takes funds away from important races and also draws right wing voters to the polls. It won’t matter if the Christian right doesn’t like Rudy or McCain or Mitt, once they are in the booth, they will vote for one of them over which ever baby killer the Democrats pick.


The court approved the language of the proposal, rejecting a challenge from abortion-rights supporters who argued it was misleading and dealt with more than one subject in violation of the state constitution.

If approved by voters, the measure would give fertilized eggs the state constitutional protections of inalienable rights, justice and due process.


Super. Hey, you know that one book you read all the time? I don’t really want to live by it. Although, I’m not sure The Bible ever covered fertilized eggs. This is just another attempt to make abortion illegal. These people are creative little fuckers, aren’t they?

Another effect of the legislation would be to create problems for in-vitro fertilization and stem cell research. And some believe it would lead to a ban on birth control. The Christians, of course, disagree. There is nothing behind this effort!


"It doesn't outlaw abortion, it doesn't regulate birth control," said Kristi Burton, 20, of Colorado for Equal Rights. "It's just a constitutional principle. We're laying a foundation that every life deserves protection.”


Oh, you’re just laying down a little foundation. That’s totally cool. But, I have a question for you: If a little clump of human cells is a person, then is one of my hairs a person? What about one of my turds? Why not? They both have human cells in them.


"It's very clearly a single subject," Burton said. "If it's a human being, it's a person, and hey, they deserve equal rights under our law."


Uh huh. Maybe you guys could move somewhere else and start a theocracy.

The nutters have six months to collect the signatures. And they are not just focusing on Colorado. Christian groups are trying leading similar efforts in Montana, Georgia, Oregon, Michigan and South Carolina. The Republicans always need their crazy religious issue. For the 2004 presidential elections it was gay marriage. Now they will try to save microscopic peeps. Expect a massive turnout in Colorado in 2008.

 

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Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

NOV 15, 2007 10:14 AM

freshprncebelair said:


Maybe you guys could move somewhere else and start a theocracy.



Thanks to participatory democracy, they can start one right here!

Who would have thought that the same principles that allow states like California to make laws that are tailored to their citizens could be used to make laws tailored to citizens in religious states?

ZOMG Ron Paul 2008! States rights!



Yeah, I mean, it's not like states can't pass laws that do an end-run around the Constitution, right?

Wait, what 14th Amendment? Who's this "Roe" person?

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

NOV 15, 2007 10:17 AM

"It doesn't outlaw abortion, it doesn't regulate birth control," said Kristi Burton, 20, of Colorado for Equal Rights. "It's just a constitutional principle. We're laying a foundation that every life deserves protection."



People who cannot legally drink alcohol and have no clue about life outside of a sorority house should not be trying to change an important and eternal document like a state's fucking CONSTITUTION.

I see these well-dressed, preppy-looking teenagers protesting outside the abortion clinic by my house and it infuriates me. I can just see their thought process: "Look at me, I'm a grown up! I have very important opinions! I've never experienced any hardship and don't know anything about the real world, but you should really listen to what I have to say about your body!"

Azkadellia

Azkadellia

Douglas, MI
April 2007

NOV 15, 2007 11:02 AM

*sighs* Why am I not surprised to Michigan on there?

PyronauticA

PyronauticA

Moscow, ID
July 2002

NOV 15, 2007 11:14 AM

capncarrot3 said:
Yeeshy. The continual efforts of some people to make their religious agenda into law just makes me . . . tired.



I feel like I am sleeping already.

darling0

darling0

Chicago, IL
August 2007

NOV 15, 2007 11:25 AM

Necrowombicon said:
It's nearly time for another revolution.



+1000.

Chriztian

Chriztian

Tallahassee, FL
September 2004

NOV 15, 2007 11:26 AM

I'm pretty sure Jesus would bitchslap these people. In fact, he'd probably break his hand from having to bitchslap so many people. He'd need 12 apostles of bitchslapping to really get the job done.

strndniowa

strndniowa

Grimes, IA
May 2007

NOV 15, 2007 11:35 AM

It was time for a revolution around 7 years ago...and just getting worse

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

NOV 15, 2007 11:35 AM

This is a tangent:

I find the idea of deciding a fertilized egg has rights and might be considered "alive" morbidly ironic, when most stillborn infants, even full-term ones that die in the birthing process, receive no birth or death certificates.

Can't logic, reason, and medical knowledge ever enter into GOP anti-abortion legislative attempts?? Just once can they get away from trying to legislate creationism?

grrowler

grrowler

Sarasota, FL
October 2007

NOV 15, 2007 11:35 AM

this is a very touchy subject...for all reasonable purposes, this bill shouldn't pass. Does it make exceptions to rape? incest? the morning-after pill? what makes a 3 week old baby less of a baby than an 8 month old baby? Define baby. Does "it" become a baby when it looks more like the final thing at 9 months? Or does it become a baby at 6 months? When does life begin? After it's first cry? Can anyone know?
How is a man or woman becoming sterile (on purpose) any different from using contraception? Both ways are preventing life from occurring. The morning after pill and abortion put an end to life that might otherwise exist. I do think it's terribly irresponsible to have more children than you can take care of-I know of several families that have 6-9 children because they don't believe in contraception; I don't even know what to think of the parents other than it's ridiculous reasoning to have that many children, especially when they can't afford it. I am sure that if contraception was made available to minors without their guardians' knowledge/consent, abortion rates would go down to a point where this wouldn't be a huge issue anymore. Then again there's always people out there that would just as soon get a couple abortions a year than bother with contraception. Btw, how do men know what women go through emotionally to carry a baby to term or to go through an abortion?

SarahFlower

SarahFlower

USA
September 2007

NOV 15, 2007 11:37 AM

Goddamn, I fucking HATE the Christian Right. They're always going on and fucking it up for everyone else.

mikkeC

mikkeC

Japan
December 2005

NOV 15, 2007 12:30 PM

I never understood where Christians are coming from, if the afterlife is eternal and so great, why do they care is a fucking cell inside a woman lives or now, or for that mater, why are they so afraid of death.

luxmeaveritas

luxmeaveritas

Albuquerque, NM
December 2004

NOV 15, 2007 12:32 PM

grrowler said:
this is a very touchy subject...for all reasonable purposes, this bill shouldn't pass. . . . Btw, how do men know what women go through emotionally to carry a baby to term or to go through an abortion?



I'd say it's a human baby when it at least loses the damn tail. biggrin

ongoingnightmare

ongoingnightmare

Denver, CO
April 2003

NOV 15, 2007 12:37 PM

i dont think it will pass (get enuff signatures? maybe)beside we where first in the nation to liberalize its abortion laws.

legionnaire

legionnaire

United Kingdom
November 2003

NOV 15, 2007 12:38 PM

Crissis said:
all i can say is that after 2 - 4 months it should be illegal to have an abortion.



Well argued! Thanks for your clearly defined positions backed by evidence.



The people trying to pass this are idiots and their beliefs are stupid. I can't believe thinking people still have to deal with this kind of superstitious crap in the 21st century. All you need to do to make a baseless, unplausible delusion seriously considered these days is call it "religion" and it's somehow unassailable.

401kboy

401kboy

Woodbridge, NJ
May 2007

NOV 15, 2007 12:51 PM

I believe the record for youngest "fetus" to become a "baby" is 17 weeks. That should make you think.

Please don't assume that everyone who finds abortion repugnant is a "Christian Lunatic". I don't consider myself a lunatic. I do agree that political stunts like this one do not help anyone.

In my mind, the best way to curb abortions (and I do think we should try to reduce their numbers) is to make safe birth control available to anyone who requests it, and to make sure that they know why they need it and how to use it.

I would love to live in a world where abortion wasn't used as another means of birth control. BUT, it's legal here, and ;making it illegal would be as insane as Prohibition.

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