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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 8 2007 9:00 AM

Finally, Toddlers Get Access To Date Rape Drugs And Lead



It is a great time to be a kid. When I was young, my parents didn’t buy me date rape drugs as a present for Christmas, which means I couldn’t fall into a coma and wake up with no memory of what happened. Life sucked like that. We did have lead, but it was mostly in paint, not in toys, backpacks and dishes. Now lead is blowing up big time and it’s everywhere.

Yesterday we learned that a popular toy named Aqua Dots contains little beads that, if ingested, turn into “hydroxy butyrate,” a date rape drug.


Scientists say a chemical coating on the beads, when ingested, metabolizes into the so-called date rape drug gamma hydroxy butyrate. When eaten, the compound — made from common and easily available ingredients — can induce unconsciousness, seizures, drowsiness, coma and death.


It’s called teaching kids how to party young.

The toy is also very popular in Australia, where it is called “Bindeez,” because they are weird. It was named toy of the year at some Australian toy function. But they also like the boomerang, so whatever.


The two U.S. children who swallowed Aqua Dot beads went into nonresponsive comas. A 20-month-old has recovered completely while the other child, whose age was not known, has been released from a hospital after five days and is recovering, he said.


Aqua Dots is a very hot toy for Christmas. I think China’s plan is to kill us with shoddy products, so obviously we should bomb them.


Meanwhile, a separate recall was announced for 405,000 children's products made in China, most of them toy cars, because of dangerous levels of lead.


Exactly when does this end? Are the Chinese going to spray cyanide on lollipops?

The recalled products include:


Duck Family Collectable Wind-Up Toy, Dizzy Ducks Music Box, "Robot 2000" collectable tin robot and Winnie-the-Pooh Spinning Top and "Big Red"


Great, I've been rubbing "Big Red" on my balls daily for about a year. Lead is especially harmful to young children and can cause brain damage. Brains are sort of important. Putting lead paint on the surface of toys that kids love to shove in their mouth and up their anuses is a pretty bad idea. Last year Mattel recalled 21 million Chinese toys.

Now Consumer Reports is recommending people immediately stop using a variety of products.


Our lab tests detected lead at widely varying levels in samples of dishware, jewelry, glue stick caps, vinyl backpacks, children's ceramic tea sets and other toys and items not on any federal recall list.


Some of the items Consumer Reports listed have not even been included in recalls.


Consumers Union said some of the products it tested included a Fisher-Price blood pressure cuff from a toy medical kit, caps from seven Elmer's Glue Sticks and some duck-shaped backpacks.

The caps were on glue sticks decorated with cartoon characters and were all orange colored.


Huh, I wonder if any caps didn’t end up in a kid’s mouth?

Consumer Reports used lead testing kits that people can buy for home use. After a positive result, they did more testing in a lab. It’s obviously great to have a private business telling us which products we should avoid, but wouldn’t it be even better if our government stopped these products before they reached little Timmy and he sucked on them for 2 years, turning him into a moron? If only we had an agency called the Consumer Product Safety Commission, none of this would happen, right? Well, not in our “Business get to do whatever it wants" world.


The chief of the Consumer Product Safety Commission and her predecessor have taken dozens of trips at the expense of the toy, appliance and children's furniture industries and others they regulate, according to internal records obtained by The Washington Post. Some of the trips were sponsored by lobbying groups and lawyers representing the makers of products linked to consumer hazards.


Mmm, smell that? It’s the Ron Paul no government world. Ask that baby how it feels about no regulation after it wakes up from its coma. The CPSC has chosen a brilliant path of allowing businesses to impose “voluntary” standards and not to take legal action against companies that refuse to recall dangerous products. They work for you!

Bush’s choices to lead the CPSC have been, as expected, business folk. Current director Nord was a corporate lawyer for Kodak and previous director Stratton created a foundation, which advocates limited government and supports free-market economic principles. Yay! Ron Paul 08!

Not surprisingly, the CPSC is now blatantly disregarding governmental regulations. But, hey, what agency under Bush isn't?


Government-wide travel regulations state that officials from agencies such as the CPSC should not accept money for travel from nonfederal sources if the payments "would cause a reasonable person . . . to question the integrity of agency programs or operations."


And make no mistake about it, this is something we can lay at the feet of our terrible president. Under Clinton, the chairman of the CPSC only traveled at the expense of the agency or a media organization that wanted the chairman there to announce a recall.

The great thing about CPSC is that under Bush the agency seems to have taken a new role: Actually helping businesses to harm people.


The records also detail several trips that were paid for by lawyers who represent manufacturers in product liability lawsuits.

Nord accepted more than $2,000 in travel and accommodations from the Defense Research Institute to attend its meeting in New Orleans on "product litigation trends," according to her report. The institute is made up of more than 20,000 corporate defense lawyers. In 2004, Stratton attended the group's meeting in Barcelona, at a cost to the group of $915 for his hotel room.


The guys who worked under Clinton were a bit shocked.


Gilbert, the former CPSC executive director, called DRI's contribution toward Stratton's hotel bill in Spain "amazing."


But don’t worry, George Bush is going to protect us.


President George W. Bush on Tuesday proposed tougher inspection rules meant to keep dangerous food and other products out of the United States and said he wants broader power to recall food that is unsafe for U.S. consumers.


Maybe you shouldn’t put the people who spent their careers working for corporations in charge of agencies who fight for consumers against corporations, you fucking asshole.

 

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wink84

wink84

Fulton, MO
October 2007

NOV 08, 2007 03:42 PM

Joel_T said:

wink84 said:
I guess that explains Stewie Griffin's Sexy partys.



I actually lol'd, that almost never happens.



Zing!

artpie

artpie

Winston Salem, NC
December 2003

NOV 08, 2007 04:24 PM

The paranoid part of my brain says that this is either the most recent salvo in China's war on the US & western Capitalism or the US's most recent salvo in its economic/ideological war on China & Communism.

Ya know... I sucked on most of my toys throughout the less regulated 60's & most of the 70's. I seem to be ok.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get my superfluous nipple pierced. surreal

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

NOV 08, 2007 04:49 PM

wastrel said:
When we were first making our toys, painting all our homes; we used lead paint prevalently. Maybe China is going through a stage like we did? And about Mattell, they admitted that they were the ones who fucked up and not the Chinese. Did anyone else stop to think that since the major corporations tend to supply their workshops that they might knowingly be buying lead paint to use in these Chinese factories since the guidelines might not be as strict in China? Or it may be more cost effective for them to go with a lead based paint and thats the reason they use it? Companies cut corners every chance they can to save a penny, so would it really shock you?



Exactly. Lots of paranoia, and all it really is is the bottom line. Which really is out to get you.

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

NOV 08, 2007 04:56 PM

is china putting lead in mandarin oranges too? because some lady returned hers to Walgreens this week after she realized her mandarin oranges were made in china...call me silly but isn't that like complaining your Canadian whiskey is made in Canada?

Khoakoneh

Khoakoneh

Japan
December 2003

NOV 08, 2007 04:58 PM

Skywisdom said:

Khoakoneh said:
oh you Americans with your heads stuck up in your own shit perspective, do us all a favour and go eat another toy.



Oh you Japanese with your own knives sticking out of your guts and your obsession with used panties.
Oh! Sorry! Was that a ridiculous generalization? God, I wouldn't want to make one of those! I would look like a complete Jackass!



Yeah, you do, because I aint Japanese, but yes, you have a point, Man of Steel

Alfaduetto

Alfaduetto

Greeneville, TN
May 2004

NOV 08, 2007 05:09 PM

But , but, but, China has our most favored nation status. How could this be? They couldn't possibly be greedy mindless capitalists, setting profit ahead of children's safety, or could they? This would tend to show that they are not communists at all, Just good old fashioned capitalist robber barons. Isn't the free market system great? Whats a few dead babies. How many times are we going to allow China to consciencely poison our children before our state department, consumer protection agency, and commerce department[all have jurisdiction in this very thing] even makes a coment, let alone do anything. Shut'em off cold now. mad

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

NOV 08, 2007 05:29 PM

Alfaduetto said:
But , but, but, China has our most favored nation status.

FTR: They don't call it MFN anymore, not since 1998. Now it's called Permanent Normal Trade Relations (PNTR) or simply NTR. I think it had something to do with us distancing ourselves from China et al.'s human rights records. Just so ya know...

Priest_

Priest_

USA
January 2007

NOV 08, 2007 05:50 PM

LostLucy said:
Both Joe Biden and Barack Obama have been speaking out about how the GD NAFTA trade agreement has put our citizens in peril... our youngest citizens whom we must count on to pay for us in our dotterage etc.

I guess it is back to carving our own toys for our young, as even the most crunchy hippy store bought wooden toys might be covered with a poisonous shellack.

And without meaning to sound /paranoid/racist/usa-centric, why is it I strongly suspect this is not an accident, and that e.g. the Chinese sure aren't giving these brain melting toys to THEIR OWN CHILDREN???



The chinese who make these brain melting toys can't afford them. They give their children rocks and sticks or tell them go to work at the shoe factory.

Poe

Poe

SUICIDEGIRL

Maine, USA

NOV 08, 2007 07:19 PM

ColdRobot said:
While each of these toy recalls is upsetting and the topic of toy safety deserves to be discussed, why is parental responsibility NEVER considered in any of this? I have two girls under age 3, and there is no way in hell my child could consume several dozen of anything without my or my wife's knowledge. I'm sure the age recommendation on this toy was well over 20 months (which another paper reported the child's age as). Who of us didn't play with far more dangerous toys as kids? What toy ISN'T dangerous or even deadly when you swallow several dozen of them? You have to watch your kids -- it's a fact. Take the poison out of this toy and swallowing a ton of them is still dangerous...


The CPSC said a boy nearly 2 years old "swallowed several dozen beads. He became dizzy and vomited several times before slipping into a comatose state." The toddler was hospitalized and has since fully recovered, the commission added.



Uh oh... while I was writing this my child swallowed 9 Bratz-doll heads and now she's sick! I'm calling a lawyer...


Seriously, wtf. The Recommended Age on the box is 6 - 11 years. It's made of BEADS AND SMALL PARTS, whether they're toxic or not. So many fucking irresponsible idiot parents, and we're blaming China. whatever

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

NOV 08, 2007 07:46 PM

Poe said:

ColdRobot said:
While each of these toy recalls is upsetting and the topic of toy safety deserves to be discussed, why is parental responsibility NEVER considered in any of this? I have two girls under age 3, and there is no way in hell my child could consume several dozen of anything without my or my wife's knowledge. I'm sure the age recommendation on this toy was well over 20 months (which another paper reported the child's age as). Who of us didn't play with far more dangerous toys as kids? What toy ISN'T dangerous or even deadly when you swallow several dozen of them? You have to watch your kids -- it's a fact. Take the poison out of this toy and swallowing a ton of them is still dangerous...


The CPSC said a boy nearly 2 years old "swallowed several dozen beads. He became dizzy and vomited several times before slipping into a comatose state." The toddler was hospitalized and has since fully recovered, the commission added.



Uh oh... while I was writing this my child swallowed 9 Bratz-doll heads and now she's sick! I'm calling a lawyer...


Seriously, wtf. The Recommended Age on the box is 6 - 11 years. It's made of BEADS AND SMALL PARTS, whether they're toxic or not. So many fucking irresponsible idiot parents, and we're blaming China. whatever

Um...while parental responsibility is always a good thing and should most definitely not be decried, does that preempt us from complaints about toys which metabolize into GHB upon ingestion? Give me a break, one does not exclude the other. We as Americans and global consumers for that matter have a right to be pissed that China is exporting toxic toys regardless of past practices (American or otherwise) and regardless of the fact that a box is marked 6-11 years old. This is sentiment is annoying at best, dangerous at worst.

Not to mention your post seems to miss the overall thrust of the OP (governmental corruption).

abangyarudo

abangyarudo

Amityville, NY
June 2006

NOV 08, 2007 08:22 PM

Khoakoneh said:

Skywisdom said:

Khoakoneh said:
oh you Americans with your heads stuck up in your own shit perspective, do us all a favour and go eat another toy.



Oh you Japanese with your own knives sticking out of your guts and your obsession with used panties.
Oh! Sorry! Was that a ridiculous generalization? God, I wouldn't want to make one of those! I would look like a complete Jackass!



Yeah, you do, because I aint Japanese, but yes, you have a point, Man of Steel




Yea but theres no such thing as American unless you count Native Americans who were just thefirst people to settle here. I believe he meant your location that is listed under your avatar.

Khoakoneh

Khoakoneh

Japan
December 2003

NOV 08, 2007 08:52 PM

what do you mean there is no such thing as American? Very strange statement.

My initial blase comment was prompted by the generalizations about Australians in the article. Skywisdom simply proved my point about Americans tendency to insularity.

I think that American does exist. Many of my favourite musicians, artists, writers, thinkers, collaborators and friends come from the U.S. and I find the history of the New World compelling in it's scope. I just find lame and vaguely insulting dismissals American writers sometimes use when referring to other lands occassionally warrant a sarcastic response.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

NOV 08, 2007 09:02 PM

bald_eagle said:
Australians don't like boomerangs? shocked


Pfft. You can't wrestle a croc with a boomerang.

Everything I know about Australia was learned from watching The Crocodile Hunter and Crocodile Dundee. Which makes me an Aussie aficionado. biggrin

As for "China" producing anything....it's really Chinese COMPANIES and not China.

Generalizations do suck.

And the companies who import the products are responsible for knowing how these imported goods are made and what they contain.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

NOV 08, 2007 09:11 PM

Khoakoneh said:
what do you mean there is no such thing as American? Very strange statement.

My initial blase comment was prompted by the generalizations about Australians in the article. Skywisdom simply proved my point about Americans tendency to insularity.

I think that American does exist. Many of my favourite musicians, artists, writers, thinkers, collaborators and friends come from the U.S. and I find the history of the New World compelling in it's scope. I just find lame and vaguely insulting dismissals American writers sometimes use when referring to other lands occassionally warrant a sarcastic response.



Well, that's what happens when you have no sense of humor and take something completely absurd as real. Good luck with that, it seems to be working so far.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 08, 2007 09:22 PM

abangyarudo said:

Khoakoneh said:

Skywisdom said:

Khoakoneh said:
oh you Americans with your heads stuck up in your own shit perspective, do us all a favour and go eat another toy.



Oh you Japanese with your own knives sticking out of your guts and your obsession with used panties.
Oh! Sorry! Was that a ridiculous generalization? God, I wouldn't want to make one of those! I would look like a complete Jackass!



Yeah, you do, because I aint Japanese, but yes, you have a point, Man of Steel




Yea but theres no such thing as American unless you count Native Americans who were just thefirst people to settle here. I believe he meant your location that is listed under your avatar.



What if you're South American ?
They still exist in your world, or no ?
surreal

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