Democrats Go From Being Pussies To Being Startling Pussies
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 7 2007 9:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: Dennis Kucinich, Impeach, Democrats, Pussies

It is very difficult to explain what occurred yesterday in Congress, but I’m going to do my best. It all began with Dennis Kucinich bringing articles of impeachment against Vice President Dick Cheney, which led to the Repuplicans playing games and the Democrats actually voting to stop it, so they would not have to DEFEND Cheney on the House floor. Seriously. That is how pathetic the Democrats are.
First Kucinich read his articles of impeachment into the record and it was covered by C-SPAN.
The Democrats then moved to kill the resolution by tabling it. This move forced the House clerk to have to read the articles of impeachment again, which was also covered by C-SPAN. The vote to table the resolution then was held and it went on much longer than anyone anticipated. Suddenly, Republicans started switching their votes from yes to no. They were attempting to force the Democrats to debate the possible impeachment of Cheney, live on C-SPAN. Oooo, scary!
Nancy Pelosi, in her infinite wisdom and amazing leadership judgment has repeatedly claimed, “Impeachment is off the table.” Which is a brilliant move because it means Cheney and Bush can do whatever the fuck they want without ever being held accountable. Democrats suddenly realized what was happening: Republicans were attempting to force them to take to the floor on national television and argue against impeaching Cheney. This is the kind of shit that happens when you run Congress like you are the greatest pussies ever to step foot on Capitol Hill.
The motion to table the resolution was defeated 170-242. The spineless Democrats still had a chance to say something of substance about a man who has lower approval ratings than Satan. But that can't happen! So, House Majority leader Hoyer then made a motion to refer the resolution to the Judiciary Committee. Thank fucking God! What if Congress actually had to speak about Cheney’s wrong doings? Oh, the horror!
But then Kucinich asked for a vote on the decision to refer to committee. Oh, shit! That little fucking angry Hobbit is ruining everything! Can’t he see the Democrats don’t want to step onto the political landmine of talking shit about the least popular man since Hitler? Kucinich must have freaked out Hoyer, because he withdrew his motion to send the resolution to committee. Then a few minutes later he un-withdrew his motion. He did everything but run around, screaming, “Mommy!”
A vote was then held to determine whether or not Kucinich’s articles of impeachment against Cheney should be sent to committee. America and Democrats were spared the embarrassment of taking a stand against the political version of Ed Gein by a vote of 218-194. No time limit was given for the Judiciary Committee to report back. Oh, and the bill has already been in the Judiciary Committee for months, so it is officially dead. Murdered by scared Democrats.
In the end, 86 Democrats voted to support impeachment today by voting not to table the resolution. At least on the first vote, on the second one they caved like the Democrats they are. The second time around, only five Democrats stood their ground: Filner, Kaptur, Kucinich, Waters and Towns. I guess it shows some sort of movement. Eighty-six Democrats are feeling so much heat from their constituents that they grew temporary spines. And now the media is more aware and the public is more aware of the growing movement to impeach our version of Vlad the Impaler.
Because motions to impeach are considered “highly privileged,” Kucinich can introduce it again and again. And he should, if for no other reason than it was fun.

















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