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Fox News is obviously only for the borderline retarded. The entire network is a joke and has repeatedly been caught lying. In polls, its viewers are always the least knowledgeable when it comes to facts. The network is constantly breeding a race of loud, overbearing, ignorant Americans filled with pride. I'm sure a couple will blather incoherently in the comments section of this story, with no clue as to how stupid they actually are.

The latest example of Fox's terrible reporting occurred in the last couple of days, when the idiots at Fox News hinted that al Qaeda started the Southern California fires.




I’ve heard about some people talk about this.


Oh, good, then say it on the air. This is the greatest example of something a journalist should never say. A news anchor should never say it. A reporter should never say it. A fucking weatherman should never say it. How about a shred of integrity and responsibility?

The allegations were made up and made on Fox & Friends, a morning show that helps idiots to wake up with fear. Fox & Friends made the claim on Wednesday, and Fox News followed it up on Thursday, even after much Internet and media ridicule. The FBI memo they refer to is four years old, not a few months, as the anchors would have you believe.


Left unsaid by the Fox news-reader was that the FBI warning was sent more than four years ago, described a potential plot that made no mention of California, could not be proven accurate and did not raise alarms from forest-fire officials at the time. (Such caveats all were included in an Associated Press report on the warning at the time.)


Proof and evidence are not enough to stop the incredible reporters at Fox News. There is a story there and they are going to find it even if they have to make it up. On Thursday, they dug deeper into the not real story. (Scroll to the bottom for the amazing video)


How do they determine what's arson and what's terrorism?


That’s a good question and one you should ask yourself before you go blathering about it on national television. Thankfully, a Fox News terror analyst was there to calm down the crazy talk.


“In a post-9/11 world, we have to consider all possibilities," Stakelbeck intoned. “The fires appear to be the result of a coordinated effort ... over a large area."


Uh, no, not at all. The Santa Ana winds are here. The winds blow very hot air out of the desert, down the mountains and into Los Angeles. Combine the winds with a parched environment due to a drought and you have the perfect conditions for fire. Oh, and arsonist wait with their boners to start fires during the Santa Anas. But what do I know, I've only lived in California my entire life. Fox would know that if they had hired the correct analyst for this segment, they are called meteorologists.


Even if this doesn’t fit the al Qaeda, Jihadi profile, I still consider this, personally, an act of domestic terrorism. It’s affecting women, children, innocents…


Right. Fires are domestic terrorism. That is why arsonists have to register as sex criminals, because they are terrorists. And it is affecting women, children and innocents. Know why? Because it’s a FUCKING FIRE, asshole.

I think now would be a good time to define terrorism.


The calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear.


Well, someone is definitely instilling fear in civilians. Sadly, it’s a news channel. Terrorists generally like to take credit for their acts, because it scares the shit out of people. But with Fox News around, they never have to!


What a cost-effective means of terrorism. Really all you need is some matches, kerosene and a lighter and look at what you can do.


Yahoo, look what you can do! Do you need to go rub one out, weirdo? Seriously, why are you so excited about the damage that can be caused with such simple supplies?


Is the FBI going to move in and start trying to figure out if he was operating alone or if he was operating with al Qaeda?


No. They are going to take note of the giant erection in his pants when he was caught and chalk it up to arson.

Thanks for once again being the most embarrassing and pathetic news source on the planet Fox.

 

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kaosmaker666

kaosmaker666

Batesville, AR
April 2006

OCT 26, 2007 11:54 AM

Is FearTheReaper trying to do a hatchet job on just Fox? I remember CNN, and MSNBC, and Local news outlets from coast to coast talking about that damn memo a long, long time ago. CNN and FOX both mentioned that memo this week.
Every single news outlet in the country has sensationalized all of these fire stories. I feel sorry for all those people, but 24/7 coverage on national news (cable) is a bit much.

Ridley

Ridley

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 26, 2007 12:01 PM

Even my conservative republican Grandparents hate Fox news. That shows how ridiculous Fox really is.

JDPatriot

JDPatriot

Great Barrington, MA
January 2004

OCT 26, 2007 12:01 PM

CNN is the same. They just favor democrats so nobody gives a shit.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

OCT 26, 2007 12:12 PM

kaosmaker666 said:
Is FearTheReaper trying to do a hatchet job on just Fox? I remember CNN, and MSNBC, and Local news outlets from coast to coast talking about that damn memo a long, long time ago. CNN and FOX both mentioned that memo this week.
Every single news outlet in the country has sensationalized all of these fire stories. I feel sorry for all those people, but 24/7 coverage on national news (cable) is a bit much.



Let me give you a quick primer on the cable news networks. It's entertainment. They should 24/7 coverage because that gets more people to watch, which makes their corporate overlord more money. Profit is priority number 1. That's followed by maintaining corporate interests (GE for MSNBC, Time Warner for CNN, News Corp. for Fox). Journalism is a distant third.

Unfortunately for Fox viewers, Journalism isn't even in the equation. Never mind it's conservative bias, it's tabloid journalism at it's best. Very little actual news is shown on Fox.

In review. MSNBC & CNN, horrible examples of professional journalism. Fox, tabloid propaganda.

I wish we got BBC News on cable networks in America.

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

OCT 26, 2007 12:17 PM

KUNGFOO said:
I wish we got BBC News on cable networks in America.


Actually, BBC America airs their news show...

That channel is amazing.

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

OCT 26, 2007 12:57 PM

TheCoolerKing said:

KUNGFOO said:
I wish we got BBC News on cable networks in America.


Actually, BBC America airs their news show...

That channel is amazing.


A lot of PBS stations carry BBC news, too.

code_red

code_red

Portland, OR
July 2005

OCT 26, 2007 02:39 PM

In February 2003, a Florida Court of Appeals unanimously agreed with an assertion by FOX News that there is no rule against distorting or falsifying the news in the United States. Back in December of 1996, Jane Akre and her husband, Steve Wilson, were hired by FOX as a part of the Fox "Investigators" team at WTVT in Tampa Bay, Florida. In 1997 the team began work on a story about bovine growth hormone (BGH), a controversial substance manufactured by Monsanto Corporation. The couple produced a four-part series revealing that there were many health risks related to BGH and that Florida supermarket chains did little to avoid selling milk from cows treated with the hormone, despite assuring customers otherwise. According to Akre and Wilson, the station was initially very excited about the series. But within a week, Fox executives and their attorneys wanted the reporters to use statements from Monsanto representatives that the reporters knew were false and to make other revisions to the story that were in direct conflict with the facts. Fox editors then tried to force Akre and Wilson to continue to produce the distorted story. When they refused and threatened to report Fox's actions to the FCC, they were both fired.(Project Censored #12 1997) Akre and Wilson sued the Fox station and on August 18, 2000, a Florida jury unanimously decided that Akre was wrongfully fired by Fox Television when she refused to broadcast (in the jury's words) "a false, distorted or slanted story" about the widespread use of BGH in dairy cows. They further maintained that she deserved protection under Florida's whistle blower law. Akre was awarded a $425,000 settlement. Inexplicably, however, the court decided that Steve Wilson, her partner in the case, was ruled not wronged by the same actions taken by FOX. FOX appealed the case, and on February 14, 2003 the Florida Second District Court of Appeals unanimously overturned the settlement awarded to Akre. The Court held that Akre's threat to report the station's actions to the FCC did not deserve protection under Florida's whistle blower statute, because Florida's whistle blower law states that an employer must violate an adopted "law, rule, or regulation." In a stunningly narrow interpretation of FCC rules, the Florida Appeals court claimed that the FCC policy against falsification of the news does not rise to the level of a "law, rule, or regulation," it was simply a "policy." Therefore, it is up to the station whether or not it wants to report honestly. During their appeal, FOX asserted that there are no written rules against distorting news in the media. They argued that, under the First Amendment, broadcasters have the right to lie or deliberately distort news reports on public airwaves. Fox attorneys did not dispute Akre's claim that they pressured her to broadcast a false story, they simply maintained that it was their right to do so. After the appeal verdict WTVT general manager Bob Linger commented, "It's vindication for WTVT, and we're very pleased... It's the case we've been making for two years. She never had a legal claim."

Read the article here.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

OCT 26, 2007 03:12 PM

RileyStClair said:
i was waiting for this to happen.
i was hoping it would be a segment on the colbert report and not actually on fox news, but sometimes they surpass my expectations.
nice work, nutjobs!



Some people say that's because al-Qaeda is responsible for Colbert being on re-runs that week.

Think about it.

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

OCT 26, 2007 03:32 PM

10/20 Never Forget

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 26, 2007 03:53 PM

code_red said:
In February 2003, a Florida Court of Appeals unanimously agreed with an assertion by FOX News that there is no rule against distorting or falsifying the news in the United States. Back in December of 1996, Jane Akre and her husband, Steve Wilson, were hired by FOX as a part of the Fox "Investigators" team at WTVT in Tampa Bay, Florida. In 1997 the team began work on a story about bovine growth hormone (BGH), a controversial substance manufactured by Monsanto Corporation. The couple produced a four-part series revealing that there were many health risks related to BGH and that Florida supermarket chains did little to avoid selling milk from cows treated with the hormone, despite assuring customers otherwise. According to Akre and Wilson, the station was initially very excited about the series. But within a week, Fox executives and their attorneys wanted the reporters to use statements from Monsanto representatives that the reporters knew were false and to make other revisions to the story that were in direct conflict with the facts. Fox editors then tried to force Akre and Wilson to continue to produce the distorted story. When they refused and threatened to report Fox's actions to the FCC, they were both fired.(Project Censored #12 1997) Akre and Wilson sued the Fox station and on August 18, 2000, a Florida jury unanimously decided that Akre was wrongfully fired by Fox Television when she refused to broadcast (in the jury's words) "a false, distorted or slanted story" about the widespread use of BGH in dairy cows. They further maintained that she deserved protection under Florida's whistle blower law. Akre was awarded a $425,000 settlement. Inexplicably, however, the court decided that Steve Wilson, her partner in the case, was ruled not wronged by the same actions taken by FOX. FOX appealed the case, and on February 14, 2003 the Florida Second District Court of Appeals unanimously overturned the settlement awarded to Akre. The Court held that Akre's threat to report the station's actions to the FCC did not deserve protection under Florida's whistle blower statute, because Florida's whistle blower law states that an employer must violate an adopted "law, rule, or regulation." In a stunningly narrow interpretation of FCC rules, the Florida Appeals court claimed that the FCC policy against falsification of the news does not rise to the level of a "law, rule, or regulation," it was simply a "policy." Therefore, it is up to the station whether or not it wants to report honestly. During their appeal, FOX asserted that there are no written rules against distorting news in the media. They argued that, under the First Amendment, broadcasters have the right to lie or deliberately distort news reports on public airwaves. Fox attorneys did not dispute Akre's claim that they pressured her to broadcast a false story, they simply maintained that it was their right to do so. After the appeal verdict WTVT general manager Bob Linger commented, "It's vindication for WTVT, and we're very pleased... It's the case we've been making for two years. She never had a legal claim."

Read the article here.



Uh...uh...sigh.

Tristero05

Tristero05

San Diego, CA
March 2005

OCT 26, 2007 04:08 PM

Wait...terrorists have become so powerful they can generate unusually strong Santa Ana conditions, over-development, over-vegetation and unusually dry climate conditions? I'm scared...very scared.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 26, 2007 04:23 PM

Tristero05 said:
Wait...terrorists have become so powerful they can generate unusually strong Santa Ana conditions, over-development, over-vegetation and unusually dry climate conditions? I'm scared...very scared.



They've been training.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

OCT 26, 2007 05:23 PM

Tardo said:

FearTheReaper said:
Nothing like the book 1984. Nothing.



Don't pseudo-Godwin your own thread. wink



It's his thread, he can Godwin it if he likes tongue

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_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

OCT 26, 2007 06:28 PM

Zarth said:

TheCoolerKing said:

KUNGFOO said:
I wish we got BBC News on cable networks in America.


Actually, BBC America airs their news show...

That channel is amazing.


A lot of PBS stations carry BBC news, too.



I'm aware of that, but thanks for the info anyways. smile

(Unfortunately for me, I don't have cable anymore)

My point here was; that I wish BBC News broadcast their 24 news channel here in America, as a direct competitor to MSNBC, CNN and Fox. A direct feed, don't Americanize it or anything. The TV news networks all have influence on each other, fighting for viewer-ship. If we had BBC News 24 broadcast here, it could possibly serve a bit of a reality check on the for-profit TV news.

Jennifer_

Jennifer_

Venezuela
November 2006

OCT 26, 2007 06:55 PM

KUNGFOO said:

Zarth said:

TheCoolerKing said:

KUNGFOO said:
I wish we got BBC News on cable networks in America.


Actually, BBC America airs their news show...

That channel is amazing.


A lot of PBS stations carry BBC news, too.



I'm aware of that, but thanks for the info anyways. smile

(Unfortunately for me, I don't have cable anymore)

My point here was; that I wish BBC News broadcast their 24 news channel here in America, as a direct competitor to MSNBC, CNN and Fox. A direct feed, don't Americanize it or anything. The TV news networks all have influence on each other, fighting for viewer-ship. If we had BBC News 24 broadcast here, it could possibly serve a bit of a reality check on the for-profit TV news.


That would be awesome. Although I am biased, as I'm a total geek for the BBC. I love that some of the worst allegations levelled at the BBC include pretending the Queen got into a strop, and calling a cat 'Socks' instead of 'Cookie'.

Also, if anyone here isn't averse to getting some news from the internet, I'd recommend http://news.bbc.co.uk/ and http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/default.stm

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