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Ron Paul: Annoying Cult Leader

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24 2007 2:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Ron Paul

Dear Ron Paul supporters: Please shut the fuck up. You are the most annoying humans ever to walk the Earth. The fact that you do not realize your overzealous insanity is having a negative effect on undecided voters is remarkable. But, like any cult member or born again Christian, you apparently do not have the ability to really look at yourself, so I�m doing you a favor by telling you to stop it.

In a textbook case of insanity, Ron Paul is now telling people he is the only Republican who can defeat Hillary Clinton. The Paulheads will immediately post this message on every board that exists on the Internet, call friends, spray it on walls, shave it into their heads and write it in their own blood on sidewalks. Because everything Ron Jesus says is GOSPEL.

Paul has latched onto a new Rasmussen poll stating he leads Clinton among voters aged 30-49. By 47% to 44%. Wow, that�s so close it is actually meaningless. And it is in one demographic. Paul decided not to show the old people vote, because they hate him.

"Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who can beat Hillary Clinton," said campaign Chairman Kent Snyder.

Right. Never mind that the entire poll shows Clinton beating Paul by a 10% margin. He trails by such a large margin because he is a fringe candidate, a raving lunatic who has zero chance of ever getting into the White House.

The enthusiasm of supporters, his strength in GOP straw polls, and his surprising fundraising ability have yet to make him competitive in either GOP-nomination or general-election match-ups. In Iowa, Paul attracts just 2% of the vote and he has yet to top 3% in the Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll.

Let us know when you hit 4%, we�ll throw you a party. Paul supporters have become quite adept at finding some odd statistic to prove he is an actual contender. Then they drive that point home ad nauseum until you want to shoot them in the face.

Republican website Redstate.com just banned Paul supporters from their website.

Attention, Ron Paul Supporters (Life is *REALLY* Not Fair),� begins, �Effective immediately, new users may *not* shill for Ron Paul in any way shape, form or fashion. Not in comments, not in diaries, nada. If your account is less than 6 months old, you can talk about something else, you can participate in the other threads and be your zany libertarian self all you want, but you cannot pimp Ron Paul. Those with accounts more than six months old may proceed as normal.

Certainly it will be spun many different ways: Paul is a threat to the establishment, Paul�s message is dangerous, Paul is speaking the truth, blah blah blah. The truth is that Paul supporters are spammers and the most annoying people currently on the Internet. They destroy online polls and then freak out when the polls are taken down. It seems like everyone with a victim complex in the US found the perfect candidate.

Over the next few upcoming primary months we will be subjected to the idiot Paul fans jumping on the "stolen election" bandwagon as they continue to deny the obvious lack of popularity of their boy. Then, they will be elated when Paul decideds to run as a third party candidate. And they will be shocked when he is crushed in the general election, in which he hands the White House to the Democratic candidate.

All that will be left then is suicide. Hopefully.

FTR was working on a pilot all night and was not able to post his story at 9 AM. Please forgive him.

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FreakPirate

Calgary, AB

November 2002

OCT 24, 2007 04:49 PM

soulcompromise said:

Ok mister critic... all it means is Nice Boys Don't Trash Things.

Really? Because it looked like garbled nonsense to me.

So let me get this straight. Disagreeing with a pro-racist who will send the country into an economic and social hell makes me a bad person. But being a pro-racist who will send the country into an economic and social hell is still cool.

There's a serious flaw in that argument.

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost

October 2006

OCT 24, 2007 04:52 PM

Ron Paul is a racist, therefore he is a dick.
If you support a racist, you're a dick.
Pretty simple.
Carry on being dicks.

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 04:53 PM

What he said isn't really racist though...

It just isn't politically correct to say "blacks are murderers" just because the statistics say that... You have to fluff it up for the public ear, so I would agree that he made a mistake there but I wouldn't go so far with calling him a racist.

Racial equality is important and very fragile. I think it should be treated as such and I'm not a biggot or a hater.

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO

July 2007

OCT 24, 2007 04:55 PM

jermhawk said:
All the candidates suck
I support Mickey Mouse as a write in candidate

Actually since he's technically been the winner for the past two elections he can't run again this time...but Donald Duck is running!

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO

July 2007

OCT 24, 2007 04:59 PM

oh, and r0n p4u1 sux0rz

You tube is like Ron Paul land all of a sudden, I can watch robot chicken on there without getting at least five mislabeled or somehow hacked to look like robot chicken videos but really they are Ron Paul videos! Okay, I get it already, Hillary wants the land of 1984 to come true...Barrack Obama is evil and black and too young...you told the truth about Iraq and Iran while Rudy spewed rhetoric...good for Ron Paul...doesn't make him and any one of his supporters any less of a fucktard.

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ

June 2004

OCT 24, 2007 05:00 PM

I like Dennis Kucinich, but at least I have the decency not to be an obnoxious asshole because I know he has no chance of winning anything.

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 05:03 PM

How will that send us into hell? Traditionally republicans are less racist than Democrats, in fact the republican party was founded as such in 1854 when there were slaves and some people thought there shouldn't be.

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 24, 2007 05:03 PM

soulcompromise said:
What he said isn't really racist though...

Right

Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5% of blacks have sensible political opinions,

That is totally not racist. Not at all.

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB

November 2002

OCT 24, 2007 05:09 PM

soulcompromise said:
How will that send us into hell? Traditionally republicans are less racist than Democrats, in fact the republican party was founded as such in 1854 when there were slaves and some people thought there shouldn't be.

Don't try that bullshit here. We're not fucking stupid.

Yes, old school southern Democrats were horrible racist assholes. But do you know what they became? Modern Republicans.

Fuck off.

emotedcreations

Germany

July 2006

OCT 24, 2007 05:10 PM

Some of the posts in this thread are scary.

I love how a majority of the Ron Paul supporters used some variation of the word fuck at least once in their posts--very intelligent crowd.

Personally, I think voting for Ron Paul makes about as much sense as voting for a candidate who proposes turning the continental United States into a zoo where genetically cloned dinosaurs can roam free terrorizing the citizenry.

Vote Ron Paul 2008!

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost

October 2006

OCT 24, 2007 05:10 PM

I get it...
It's like the "I'm not a racist but I wouldn't want my daughter to date a black/latino/arab guy." kind of I'm not a racist.
Right...

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost

October 2006

OCT 24, 2007 05:11 PM

More facts and less spew, please.

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 05:12 PM

FreakPirate said:

Don't try that bullshit here. We're not fucking stupid.

Yes, old school southern Democrats were horrible racist assholes. But do you know what they became? Modern Republicans.

Fuck off.

you're a moron! this isn't about racism you ignorant prick! drop it like it's hot or I'm fucking asking for my money back. Your opinion means shit to me and we don't become obnoxious assholes because you feel small. go fuck in your tree house.

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost

October 2006

OCT 24, 2007 05:14 PM

drop it like it's hot or I'm fucking asking for my money back.

I LOL'ed.

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 24, 2007 05:14 PM

soulcompromise said:

FreakPirate said:

Don't try that bullshit here. We're not fucking stupid.

Yes, old school southern Democrats were horrible racist assholes. But do you know what they became? Modern Republicans.

Fuck off.

go fuck in your tree house.

Hilarious. You convinced me to vote for Ron Paul in '08!

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