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Ron Paul: Annoying Cult Leader

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24 2007 2:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Ron Paul

Dear Ron Paul supporters: Please shut the fuck up. You are the most annoying humans ever to walk the Earth. The fact that you do not realize your overzealous insanity is having a negative effect on undecided voters is remarkable. But, like any cult member or born again Christian, you apparently do not have the ability to really look at yourself, so I�m doing you a favor by telling you to stop it.

In a textbook case of insanity, Ron Paul is now telling people he is the only Republican who can defeat Hillary Clinton. The Paulheads will immediately post this message on every board that exists on the Internet, call friends, spray it on walls, shave it into their heads and write it in their own blood on sidewalks. Because everything Ron Jesus says is GOSPEL.

Paul has latched onto a new Rasmussen poll stating he leads Clinton among voters aged 30-49. By 47% to 44%. Wow, that�s so close it is actually meaningless. And it is in one demographic. Paul decided not to show the old people vote, because they hate him.

"Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who can beat Hillary Clinton," said campaign Chairman Kent Snyder.

Right. Never mind that the entire poll shows Clinton beating Paul by a 10% margin. He trails by such a large margin because he is a fringe candidate, a raving lunatic who has zero chance of ever getting into the White House.

The enthusiasm of supporters, his strength in GOP straw polls, and his surprising fundraising ability have yet to make him competitive in either GOP-nomination or general-election match-ups. In Iowa, Paul attracts just 2% of the vote and he has yet to top 3% in the Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll.

Let us know when you hit 4%, we�ll throw you a party. Paul supporters have become quite adept at finding some odd statistic to prove he is an actual contender. Then they drive that point home ad nauseum until you want to shoot them in the face.

Republican website Redstate.com just banned Paul supporters from their website.

Attention, Ron Paul Supporters (Life is *REALLY* Not Fair),� begins, �Effective immediately, new users may *not* shill for Ron Paul in any way shape, form or fashion. Not in comments, not in diaries, nada. If your account is less than 6 months old, you can talk about something else, you can participate in the other threads and be your zany libertarian self all you want, but you cannot pimp Ron Paul. Those with accounts more than six months old may proceed as normal.

Certainly it will be spun many different ways: Paul is a threat to the establishment, Paul�s message is dangerous, Paul is speaking the truth, blah blah blah. The truth is that Paul supporters are spammers and the most annoying people currently on the Internet. They destroy online polls and then freak out when the polls are taken down. It seems like everyone with a victim complex in the US found the perfect candidate.

Over the next few upcoming primary months we will be subjected to the idiot Paul fans jumping on the "stolen election" bandwagon as they continue to deny the obvious lack of popularity of their boy. Then, they will be elated when Paul decideds to run as a third party candidate. And they will be shocked when he is crushed in the general election, in which he hands the White House to the Democratic candidate.

All that will be left then is suicide. Hopefully.

FTR was working on a pilot all night and was not able to post his story at 9 AM. Please forgive him.

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soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 04:12 PM

FearTheReaper said:

h00ligan said:
You my friend, are a fucking idiot. Really even taking more time to explain it than that would be a wasted effort. .

Here you go, babytown.

Already did it long ago. But I have no problem with a refresher course. I noticed you didn't tell me to take a history course in your precious response. Wonder why?

Reading that makesit sound like he's not committed to anything FTR.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

OCT 24, 2007 04:18 PM

I'm delighted that the PaulTards in my area are getting huge fines for posting political signage when they aren't supposed to. I only wish I could also kick them in the butt, just for fun.

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 04:22 PM

Morgan said:
I'm delighted that the PaulTards in my area are getting huge fines for posting political signage when they aren't supposed to. I only wish I could also kick them in the butt, just for fun.

hahha

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB

November 2002

OCT 24, 2007 04:26 PM

Morgan: I'm sorry sir. This is a citizen's common sense beating. It's for your own good.
PaulTard: Whuh?
M: *whack*
P: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
M: What does that sign say?
P: Ron Paul 2008...
M: *whack* I need you to rethink your political support. For the good of the nation.
P: But Ron Paul has some fresh ideas about...
M: *WHACK*

Etc.

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 04:31 PM

FreakPirate said:

smack this...

This post starts to become about what Ron Paul can do for special interest groups and I'm outta here.

NinjaTech

Minneapolis, MN

November 2003

OCT 24, 2007 04:34 PM

FearTheReaper said:

NinjaTech said:
I don't disagree with anything this "article" states, but it is about the most vapid opinion piece I've ever seen on this site. Really it just feels like a troll thread started by someone with a large ego to match their polar opposite wit and intellect.

Is that why you used "quotes?"

Jesus, that hurt. It is also a sign of your astounding wit and intellect and not at all a sign of a hack.

It was a toss up between quotation marks and italicizing.

Being completely serious now: This post is just an elaborate trolling attempt. Self evident by your inane insults you toss out and your article's complete lack of any substance what so ever. It is simply an insult piece. Then again the wit and vernacular that it must take to insult a bunch of crazy people has to be massive. Amiright?!

Also belching out this boring piece of nothingness and then calling someone who posts a two sentence response a hack is beyond all measures of ironic hilarity. What am I a hack of? Forum posting? I think I can live with that.

deusxmachina

Honolulu, HI

May 2003

OCT 24, 2007 04:34 PM

I like how any comment even remotely supporting Ron Paul gets slapped down by at least 3 SG staff members. I don't support the guy, but don't nazi up the board by shooting down anyone with a dissenting opinion.

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB

November 2002

OCT 24, 2007 04:36 PM

deusxmachina said:
I like how any comment even remotely supporting Ron Paul gets slapped down by at least 3 SG staff members. I don't support the guy, but don't nazi up the board by shooting down anyone with a dissenting opinion.

Even if those opinions support a racist who would destroy your nation? I don't really see a problem in trashing that kind of crap.

Also, I don't think there's any kind of hidden agenda against Ron Paul here. I just think that the general demographic of this site (and the population in general) knows better.

mylivingeulogy

East Wareham, MA

January 2007

OCT 24, 2007 04:38 PM

I like Ron Paul, after watching some of the debates it seems like he actually knows and believes in what he says.. not just talking out of his ass just to get votes.

Zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

OCT 24, 2007 04:39 PM

h00ligan said:
You my friend, are a fucking idiot. Really even taking more time to explain it than that would be a wasted effort. Good thing I don't get my political opinion from SG, too bad some will.

Read the 10th Amendment. Take an economics 101 class. Get back to me.

I loved it!

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 04:40 PM

FreakPirate said:

Yeah but all of that is true. If he's addressing half heartedly maybe it's for the right reasons. It's the only time you'll ever hear any of that stuff in the spotlight, so maybe he intends to do something so that less murders will be committed by blacks and minorities.

And anybody who's trashing anything should be shot... protection of rights... protection of property. The terminology alone makes shudder... lol FreakPirate. To 'trash' something is to condone that type of attitude. It's not in your inerest to do such...

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB

November 2002

OCT 24, 2007 04:40 PM

mylivingeulogy said:
I like Ron Paul, after watching some of the debates it seems like he actually knows and believes in what he says.. not just talking out of his ass just to get votes.

Yeah... that's the problem...

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB

November 2002

OCT 24, 2007 04:43 PM

soulcompromise said:

Yeah but all of that is true. If he's addressing half heartedly maybe it's for the right reasons. It's the only time you'll ever hear any of that stuff in the spotlight, so maybe he intends to do something so that less murders will be committed by blacks and minorities.

And anybody who's trashing anything should be shot... protection of rights... protection of property. The terminology alone makes shudder... lol FreakPirate. To 'trash' something is to condone that type of attitude. It's not in your inerest to do such...

None of this makes any sense.

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 24, 2007 04:46 PM

FreakPirate said:

None of this makes any sense.

Ok mister critic... all it means is Nice Boys Don't Trash Things.

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 24, 2007 04:49 PM

NinjaTech said:

FearTheReaper said:

Is that why you used "quotes?"

Jesus, that hurt. It is also a sign of your astounding wit and intellect and not at all a sign of a hack.

No, I'm calling you a hack for saying someone lacks wit, while using the lamest, oldest and most pathetic attack tactic in the book. You can be a hack in one word as far as I am concerned. You prove that point. Andy Kindler wrote a very long article years ago about the amazing use of quotations. It is sad tactic, reserved for those lacking wit.

I have already written a lengthy article about why I don't like Ron Paul. It is irrelevant to the points in the article. The point being made is about his followers, who were just barred from a popular right wing webstie for being annoying. Their actions also caused an online poll to be taken down. All in the last few days. It's called a pattern and it is worthy of an article from a POLITICS WRITER. Sorry you can't wrap your incredible intellect around the idea.

And hey, nice of you to notice I was calling people idiots. First time reading my articles? I find the clever twist of a phrase to say something to be tedious and self indulgent. It's not literature, sport, it's commentary on a titty site.

Lastly, you seem to think because they are crazy that they cannot defend themselves. They are not retarded, they are just bat shit insane. At least none of them have fallen back on the tired, over used quotation attack

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