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  • TUESDAY OCTOBER 23 2007 9:00 AM

Happy Islamofascism Awareness Week!

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Islamofascism Awareness Week, David Horowitz, Rick Santorum, Idiots



This is a big week for idiots. They are doing their best to make us aware of something that does not exist: Islamofascism. It would be kind of like having a Headless Horseman Awareness Week, or a Bogeyman Awareness Week. So, get out your favorite anti-Islamofascist costumes, because October 22-26 we are getting very fucking aware!


During the week of October 22-26, 2007, the nation will be rocked by the biggest conservative campus protest ever – Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week, a wake-up call for Americans on 200 university and college campuses.


Smell that? It is the sweet smell of idiots trying to think. The main moron behind this pathetic awareness week is David Horowitz. Apparently Davey had some conversations with students from different university campuses who were “concerned” how little their fellow students knew about the murderous monsters of the Middle East. The students were also worried about the“unholy alliance” between campus leftists and jihadists “seeking to undermine the War on Terror."

Admittedly the “unholy alliance” is a huge problem. You can’t swing a dead ocelot on campus these days without hitting a jihadist and a liberal who are holding hands. Thankfully, The Horo stepped up and is doing what he can to make us aware of this pressing danger.

The events sound pretty awesome and make me wish I were in college again. I do miss having protests against things that aren’t real. (I was president of the Chupacabra Awareness Group for one semester) Check out the festivities.


    Memorial services for the victims of Islamic Terror both in America and around the globe.

    A Student petition denouncing Islamo-Fascist violence against women, gays, Christians, Jews and non-religious people.

    A Teach-In on “The Oppression of Women in Islam.”

    Sit-ins in Women’s Studies Departments and campus Women’s Centers to protest their silence about the oppression of women in Islam.

    Prominent speakers against Islamo-Fascism such as Ayan Hirsi Ali, Mark Steyn, David Horowitz, Nonie Darwish, Christina Hoff Sommers, Phyllis Chesler, Frank Gaffney and Daniel Pipes.

    Documentary films about the Islamo-Fascist crusade against America, Israel and the West.

    Distribution of materials on Islamo-Fascism including the pamphlets The Oppression of Women in Islam, The Islamic Mein Kampf, Why Israel is the Victim, Jimmy Carter’s War Against the Jews, and What Every American Needs to Know About Jihad.


How great is it that they managed to get David Horowitz to speak? Someone must have had to make a lot of phone calls. I also wonder how many of the right wing kids who are going to partake in the sit-in at the Women’s Studies Department are anti-abortion and against an ERA amendment.

The events should be fun, even though there is no such thing as an Islamofascism, according to Juan Cole of the University of Michigan.


Fascism is not even a very good description of the ideology of most Muslim fundamentalists. Most fascism in the Middle East has been secular in character, as with Saddam Hussein’s Baath Party. Fascism involves extreme nationalism and most often racism. Muslim fundamentalist movements reject the nation-state as their primary loyalty and reject race as a basis for political action or social discrimination. Fascists exalt the state above individual rights or the rule of law. Muslim fundamentalists exalt Islamic law above the utilitarian interests of the state. Fascism exalts youth and a master race above the old and the “inferior” races. Muslim fundamentalists would never speak this way.


But it sounds awesome! So, fuck off Mr. Lefty Professor. Go buy another tweed blazer with patches on the elbows. I’ll take the word of one time super Senator Rick Santorum over you any day of the week. Or these exact days.


Santorum is due to speak at Penn State University Tuesday at 8 p.m., the University of Pennsylvania on Wednesday at 5:30 p.m. and at Temple University on Wednesday at 8 p.m.


If Santorum is involved, you know it’s serious! So be there or be a jihadist! Enjoy the shit out of this week America!

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orbro

orbro

New York, NY
July 2004

OCT 23, 2007 09:04 AM

Let's go to the guy who invented fascism:
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

OCT 23, 2007 09:17 AM

FearTheReaper said:
The events should be fun, even though there is no such thing as an Islamofascism, according to Juan Cole of the University of Michigan.



Go Blue.

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

OCT 23, 2007 09:30 AM

It would be kind of like having a Headless Horseman Awareness Week, or a Bogeyman Awareness Week.



These two ideas are so hot, if I saw them at a bar I'd want to fuck them.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 23, 2007 09:38 AM

Subrosa said:

FearTheReaper said:
The events should be fun, even though there is no such thing as an Islamofascism, according to Juan Cole of the University of Michigan.



Go Blue.



How's the #1 ranking going?

Untimely

Untimely

Chicago, IL
January 2007

OCT 23, 2007 09:39 AM

Good work Horowitz, it's better than satire!

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

OCT 23, 2007 09:40 AM


FearTheReaper said:
Smell that? It is the sweet smell of idiots trying to think.



And now I can go back to work, sated.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

OCT 23, 2007 09:41 AM

FearTheReaper said:

Subrosa said:

FearTheReaper said:
The events should be fun, even though there is no such thing as an Islamofascism, according to Juan Cole of the University of Michigan.



Go Blue.



How's the #1 ranking going?



Haven't been #1 for years. But hey, I'll take 6 wins in a row after the first two embarrassments. Not where we want to be, obviously, but it could be a heck of a lot worse.

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

OCT 23, 2007 09:57 AM

Hey! There is to a Headless Horseman Awareness Week! Well, ok, so it's from the 18th of October to the 1st of November, so it's more than just a week, but still! It's important to educate the populace about him, and about fire safety! The bastard goes around and sets fire to Goldshire, Azure Watch, Brill, Kharanos, Razor Hill, and Silvermoon City, and the people need to be educated on how to help stop the fires and where the more adventurous amongst them can go to vanquish the fiend for a reward! Such as a flying broom! SHHOOOOOM!!!!

*makes wooshing noises*

Actually, you only get a choice between a Comet 260 and a Cleansweep 10 which have been made to not go more than a few feet over the ground, or an unmodified Comet 260 and a Nimbus 2000. Kinda sucks. I mean, the Nimbus is ok, and all, but it's no Firebolt.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 23, 2007 10:00 AM

Subrosa said:

FearTheReaper said:

Subrosa said:

FearTheReaper said:
The events should be fun, even though there is no such thing as an Islamofascism, according to Juan Cole of the University of Michigan.



Go Blue.



How's the #1 ranking going?



Haven't been #1 for years. But hey, I'll take 6 wins in a row after the first two embarrassments. Not where we want to be, obviously, but it could be a heck of a lot worse.



I thought you started the season #1 in a couple of polls. Nevermind. I don't follow college football.

Poe

Poe

SUICIDEGIRL

Maine, USA

OCT 23, 2007 10:06 AM

scylis said:
Hey! There is to a Headless Horseman Awareness Week! Well, ok, so it's from the 18th of October to the 1st of November, so it's more than just a week, but still! It's important to educate the populace about him, and about fire safety! The bastard goes around and sets fire to Goldshire, Azure Watch, Brill, Kharanos, Razor Hill, and Silvermoon City, and the people need to be educated on how to help stop the fires and where the more adventurous amongst them can go to vanquish the fiend for a reward! Such as a flying broom! SHHOOOOOM!!!!

*makes wooshing noises*

Actually, you only get a choice between a Comet 260 and a Cleansweep 10 which have been made to not go more than a few feet over the ground, or an unmodified Comet 260 and a Nimbus 2000. Kinda sucks. I mean, the Nimbus is ok, and all, but it's no Firebolt.



Holy shit, I think I love you.

meggle

meggle

Berkeley, CA
November 2002

OCT 23, 2007 10:08 AM

I spy a big asshole fuckface award coming up this week for Horowitz and his Brownshirt goonsquads...they tried to nail me a couple years back at one college, yet they had no substantial complaints against me and had no info on my classes. I must have just missed that 101 most dangerous profs list...What dicks...Islamofascism is not even a real word.

Karuna

Karuna

Butler, PA
April 2007

OCT 23, 2007 10:32 AM

I kind of wish some of this ridiculousness was coming to my school. I would go to the events and scream obscenities like "Praise Allah!" and a whole slew of anti-semitic remarks. After the ensuing beating, I'd defend the hell out of Islam, for I know more about Islam than the average non-Muslim white person. I would put these retards to shame for there ignorance. Then I'd go home after the ensuing beating.

MrKatos

MrKatos

Saint Louis, MO
September 2006

OCT 23, 2007 11:09 AM


The events sound pretty awesome and make me wish I were in college again. I do miss having protests against things that aren't real. (I was president of the Chupacabra Awareness Group for one semester)



Ha! At my school (a few years ago) there was a protest against tectonic plate movements. A petition was circulated and everything.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 23, 2007 11:37 AM

MrKatos said:


The events sound pretty awesome and make me wish I were in college again. I do miss having protests against things that aren't real. (I was president of the Chupacabra Awareness Group for one semester)



Ha! At my school (a few years ago) there was a protest against tectonic plate movements. A petition was circulated and everything.



important movement

01_Conservative

01_Conservative

San Diego, CA
March 2004

OCT 23, 2007 11:56 AM

Wow, it is amazing that anyone listens to you. You are right in the fact that they do not believe in the nation-state or race as a political motive. That is why it is not called facism, it is Islamo-Fascism where the nation state is replaced by the religion of Islam, and race is replaced by religion. Wow when you put it that way everything you said and took time to write just flew right out the window, huh?

Also the put sex as a political motive. Did you know that before Islam women were equal to men in Arab society. They had businesses and they also had multiple husbands. Oooops bet you didn't know that. Guess it really looks like Islam really does subjegate women.

All you people that want to support Islam, I support you and commend you, but let's remember that these radicals are not pushing pure Islam. They are following radicals that bastardize the religion, just like David Karesh or Jim Jones or polygamist Mormons in northern AZ. Don't support radicals and think that you are supporting the majority of the religion.

Islamo-Fascism is real and if you think that it is not you are fooling yourself. Wake up and smell the coffee. The republicans are too far right and the democrats too far left. You need to take the rhetoric out of what they say and find the middle ground. But the bottom line is as long as we take the fight to them they are not here attacking us on US soil.

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