You Shouldn’t Be A Teacher, Dipshit
TUESDAY OCTOBER 9 2007 9:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: Guntard, Shirley Katz

Poor Shirley Katz. She’s an English teacher at South Medford High School in Oregon and she can't bring her gun to school. Katz says she needs to carry a gun because she fears her ex-husband will try to harm her. Also, she is worried about a student shooting up the place, because it happens so frequently. I think around 50% of schools have a shooting every year.
This is pretty simple: Shirley Katz is a fucking idiot. If I was a parent, I would be quite concerned that my son’s teacher is worried she might be murdered at any moment. Hey, Shirley, think of the kids. Maybe the answer isn’t a gun, but rather for you to take a leave of absence, or just find yourself a job in the office, away from the kids. Am I penalizing you for having a horrible ex-husband? Fuck yes! Having a murder magnet in a school is a pretty shitty idea. Don’t involve the kids in your poor life decisions. You married and divorced the idiot. That’s your responsibility. How about you straighten out your potential murder problems and then come back to school?
Unless of course, there are not actually any potential murdery husband problems in the future. That is what Katz’s husband claims.
She's just scamming everybody. As soon as this thing started ... I called the principal at her high school and told her ... I am not coming to your school. I am not a threat to her. I have no desire to hurt her.
Katz already has a permit to carry a concealed weapon, but the school district bars teachers from bringing guns to school. Katz is challenging the rule in court and will have her day in front of a judge on Thursday.
Apparently, Katz has been also practicing in her small, little brain how she would handle a Columbine type attack.
She practices with her 9mm Glock regularly and has thought about what she would do if she had to confront a gunman. She would be sure students were locked in nearby offices out of the line of fire, and she would be ready with her pistol.
Wow, that sounds incredibly unrealistic. Would you also, in a calm, loving voice, look at the class president and say,
“Remember me if I don’t come back. And don’t ever forget about Shakespeare.”
Too bad Katz’s little fantasy shoot ‘em up would be ruined because she would be the first to die. Why? Because she’s got a fucking gun and everyone in the world knows it. Look who just made the top of Dylan Kelbold’s list! Boom, now where are the jocks?
Sadly, Katz realizes it.
Even if she wins, Katz said, she may not bring the gun to school.
"The whole point of carrying concealed is no one should know you're carrying," she said. "So I feel like my carrying concealed on campus now sets me up as a target."
No shit, weirdo. Seriously, go get a job where you aren’t around kids. You are way too unstable and paranoid. A farm would be good for you, or maybe the war.
The school has this crazy idea that life is not a western or a Jodie Foster movie and insists that schools are actually safer when guns are not lying around in a teacher’s purse.
Most importantly, the kids are not big on the idea.
Some South Medford students say they are uncomfortable with the idea of a teacher carrying a gun, especially since they cannot bring even scissors to school.
"I totally understand she wants to protect herself," said Lauren Forderer, 16, a junior. "But I don't agree she should bring her problems around 2,000 other people."
But, but, Miss Katz could try to shoot an intruder, miss and blow a hole in your tummy. What's wrong with that?
Seriously, should a 16-year-old be smarter and less crazy than her teacher?

















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