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Little Hitler Is Coming! Little Hitler Is Coming!

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: President Ahmadinejad, American Retardation



President Ahmadinejad is coming to the United States, which gives us the opportunity to see how much Americans just want to be scared. For the past few months, conservatives have been using the media to label Ahmadinejad as the new Hitler. Unfortunately, the evil cartoon character they are creating is actually a man and his visit to the US could undermine the neo-con propaganda machine. But it probably won't.

The neo-cons would very much like us to believe that Iran is Mordor and Ahmadinejad is Sauron. That way the White House’s impending attack on Iran will be justified. Some neo-cons are actually claiming we have been at war with Iran since 1979, which is weird because Reagan gave Iran weapons in the '80s and then used the money from the sales to fund the Contras. That would make Reagan a traitor. Weird logic conservatives, but do what you’ve got to do.

Now Columbia University has come under attack for inviting Ahmadinejad to speak.


"There is no excuse to invite this madman, this little Hitler," said New York assemblyman Dov Hikind. "This is immoral. This is outrageous. This is sick."


Oh, fuck yes. Is there a better way to show we are a free society than by stopping someone from speaking? Speaking WORDS. Oh, the horror. Ahmadinejad might say something like, “Israel should be wiped off the map." Because that is exactly what he said at an anti-Zionism conference in Tehran last October! Neo-cons screamed that Ahmadinejad was calling for genocide of Jews. If the President of Iran says such things, we cannot let them get their hands on nukes!


R. Nicholas Burns, the under secretary of state for political affairs said, "Given the radical nature of Iran under Ahmadinejad and its stated wish to wipe Israel off the map of the world, it is entirely unconvincing that we could or should live with a nuclear Iran."


One big problem with their claims is that Ahmadinejad never actually said those words.


Ahmadinejad did not say he was going to wipe Israel off the map because no such idiom exists in Persian," remarked Juan Cole, a Middle East specialist at the University of Michigan and critic of American policy who has argued that the Iranian president was misquoted. "He did say he hoped its regime, i.e., a Jewish-Zionist state occupying Jerusalem, would collapse."


Huh, isn’t that the same kind of thing George Bush and his neo-con pals said about Iraq before the war? That means Bush was calling for the extermination of all Iraqis! My God! Now Bush wants to kill everyone in North Korea and Syria. What a nightmare! And Reagan was calling for the death of all people living in the former Soviet Union! Under this logic we are genocide crazy.

Further proof that Ahmadinejad is a little Hitler who wants to exterminate all Jews can be found in Iran, where 20,000 Jews live and actually have a representative in Parliament. Clearly the man wants them dead.

Ahmadinejad is also a threat because he is a religious lunatic. The man actually believes his role is to pave the way for the coming of the Twelfth Imam. That is some fucked up shit and totally different from Bush, a born again Christian who thinks Jesus is coming back any second and for that to happen, Israel needs to be surrounded by enemies. Which one of those guys has thousands of nuclear weapons at his disposal?

During his visit, Ahmadinejad also wanted to visit ground zero and pay his respects, but we rejected his request. Turns out many New Yorkers and family members of 9/11 victims were upset at the idea of Ahmadinejad going to the location of the terrorist attack he had nothing to do with. Could you imagine how insulting that would be? When 9/11 happened, Iran expressed sympathy with the US and Iranians held spontaneous candlelight vigils. Iran is also an enemy of al-Qaeda and thought the attacks could open a dialogue with the US. What assholes! Take your respects and shove them up your ass!

Ahmadinejad thought he could use his visit to create some sort of understanding between our countries. He apparently didn’t comprehend our constant desire for a mythical boogeyman. The US loves a Hitler!

Not that he is the greatest guy in the world. Ahmadinejad is the president of an incredibly oppressive regime that funds Hezbollah and other groups who fight Israel. We in the US would never think of funding rebel armies to destabilize another country. That’s just fucking bullshit. And never mind that shit I wrote about the Contras a couple of paragraphs ago.

What most people don’t know is that Ahmadinejad actually has zero power over the Iranian military. Zero. So, he might be the ideal guy to attempt to start a dialogue with. Too bad well never know because he’s pure evil. And we are pure goodness.

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Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 25, 2007 07:30 PM

Rafi said:

defaultx said:
we should have bombed iran into the stoneage 30 yrs ago after the hostage incident. Ahmadinejad was one of the hostage takers.

ya gotta nip things in the bud before they get out of hand.
skull skull skull


It's so encouraging to see the fucking Algonquin Round Table of enlightened discussion this thread has become.


They're definitely coming out of the woodwork here.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

SEP 25, 2007 08:03 PM

We should have left well enough alone in Iran FORTY years ago instead of directly meddling in their state affairs and ignoring the will of their general populace. Then we wouldn't have drip-mouths saying "durrr glass parking lot durrr."

*vrrrreep* </RecordSkipping>

defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

SEP 25, 2007 08:15 PM

fucking silly cunt ronald reagan ,,,,,, now Hillary and the new frenchie fuck are gonna blitzkrieg little hitler and his holy pals.


Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 25, 2007 08:31 PM

Toku666 said:
We should have left well enough alone in Iran FORTY years ago instead of directly meddling in their state affairs and ignoring the will of their general populace. Then we wouldn't have drip-mouths saying "durrr glass parking lot durrr."

*vrrrreep* </RecordSkipping>



FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 25, 2007 10:09 PM

defaultx said:
fucking silly cunt ronald reagan ,,,,,, now Hillary and the new frenchie fuck are gonna blitzkrieg little hitler and his holy pals.




I bet this wouild be awesome if it was coherent.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

SEP 25, 2007 10:44 PM

FearTheReaper said:

defaultx said:
fucking silly cunt ronald reagan ,,,,,, now Hillary and the new frenchie fuck are gonna blitzkrieg little hitler and his holy pals.




I bet this wouild be awesome if it was coherent.



Awesomely stupid.

Wendy

Wendy

SUICIDEGIRL

Israel

SEP 26, 2007 07:46 AM

FearTheReaper said:

Wendy said:

FearTheReaper said:

chainlink said:

Wow, the life of a Jew in Iran sounds remarkably similar to every other Iranian.



Pretty much what I was thinking as I was reading that.



Something like 90% of the Jews who were living in Iran at the start of the Islamic Revolution have since left, either to Israel or to the United States.



So, wait. Members of another religion left when a different radical religion took over, you don't say? What happend to the Christians and the Druse and the Buddhists....get it?



Wow, I do get it! Maybe it's possible that minority groups in Iran were targeted and persecuted when the "different radical religion" took over! Maybe that's why they all left! Doesn't sound like such a happy life to me, get it?

NorthernStar

NorthernStar

Moorpark, CA
November 2006

SEP 26, 2007 09:00 AM

Wendy said:

FearTheReaper said:

Wendy said:

FearTheReaper said:

chainlink said:

Wow, the life of a Jew in Iran sounds remarkably similar to every other Iranian.



Pretty much what I was thinking as I was reading that.



Something like 90% of the Jews who were living in Iran at the start of the Islamic Revolution have since left, either to Israel or to the United States.



So, wait. Members of another religion left when a different radical religion took over, you don't say? What happend to the Christians and the Druse and the Buddhists....get it?



Wow, I do get it! Maybe it's possible that minority groups in Iran were targeted and persecuted when the "different radical religion" took over! Maybe that's why they all left! Doesn't sound like such a happy life to me, get it?


A life with any type of radical doesn't sound like a happy life to me.
frown

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

SEP 26, 2007 09:31 AM

FearTheReaper said:
The reason there is one Jew in parliament in Iran is because there are only 20,000 Jews living in the country. And quite happily from what I have read. Or else they would have, you know, MOVED.



It isn't that easy for them to move and they aren't exactly happy. They just know not to open their mouths because it could get worse.

I suggest you read Imagine being a Jew in Iran.

But there are a few key paragraphs.



Several reports on human rights in Iran, including the most recent report issued by the US Department of State, have commented upon the reluctance of Iranian Jews to speak out on conditions affecting them

...

After the arrest of 13 Jews in Shiraz and Isfahan in March of 1999 on trumped up charges of spying for Israel and the United States, the Iranian Jewish Community leaders inside Iran (Parviz Yeshaya, Manouchehr Eliasi and Maurice Motamed) not only did not inform anyone on the outside world about the situation but became enforcers of silence asking Iranian Jewish leaders outside of Iran to remain silent as well.

...

On May 18, 2001, in a televised speech, Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, directly attacked the Jews, calling Jews the enemies of the prophet Mohammad and threatened the Jews with expulsion and expropriation of their property, citing a similar action taken by the prophet Mohammad against the three Jewish tribes in Medina in which they were annihilated. This attack, placed in the context in which the Jews of Iran were still feeling shock of the Shiraz show trials reveals the true feelings of the Islamic Regime toward the Jews of Iran.

...


The Jews suffer from official inferior status under Iranian Law and are not protected by police or the courts. The amount of financial compensation a Jew can receive from a Muslim in case of murder or accidental death of a relative is equal to one-eighth of that which would be paid if the victim was a Muslim.

...

All Jewish university students must pass a course on Islamic ideology. In general, the professors in these courses are, by definition, very dedicated to their ideology and many Jewish Students that I have interviewed have reported that attending such a course has been a humiliating experience, in which their religion has been ridiculed and trivialized. Jewish students who protest are expelled and blocked from entering the University. Jewish students have also reported that instructors have arbitrarily failed them to block their educational goals.

Syntropia

Syntropia

Oakland, CA
February 2004

SEP 26, 2007 09:23 PM

WendySUICIDEGIRLIsraelSEP 26, 2007 03:46 AM



FearTheReaper said:


Wendy said:


FearTheReaper said:


chainlink said:

Wow, the life of a Jew in Iran sounds remarkably similar to every other Iranian.



Pretty much what I was thinking as I was reading that.



Something like 90% of the Jews who were living in Iran at the start of the Islamic Revolution have since left, either to Israel or to the United States.



So, wait. Members of another religion left when a different radical religion took over, you don't say? What happend to the Christians and the Druse and the Buddhists....get it?



Wow, I do get it! Maybe it's possible that minority groups in Iran were targeted and persecuted when the "different radical religion" took over! Maybe that's why they all left! Doesn't sound like such a happy life to me, get it?





Wow, sarcasm has reached a whole new, ...plateau....! Get it?
shocked

LiquidSunset

LiquidSunset

Rancho Cucamonga, CA
August 2006

SEP 27, 2007 11:47 AM

He's even got that "Hitler Smile"...

dreamergirl

dreamergirl

Houston, TX
September 2007

SEP 27, 2007 08:12 PM

The true character is revealed in a person when given a small measure of power.
Who cares if he comes to speak, it's what his motives truly are in the future.

chikinhammr

chikinhammr

Orlando, FL
April 2006

SEP 29, 2007 05:39 PM

Little Hitler is a great guy. He's a peace loving leader of a nation where no homosexuals live. He's also a complete buffoon. His speech at Columbia probably proved that he's nothing but an ill-educated douche and we have little to fear from him.

FellOnEarth

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA
April 2006

SEP 29, 2007 08:03 PM

Toku666 said:
We should have left well enough alone in Iran FORTY years ago instead of directly meddling in their state affairs and ignoring the will of their general populace.



Agreed, the we fucked up the world for us by supporting dictators and totalitarian governments... I believe that the term "blow back", or simply backlash applies here. Poor policies and poor choices by previous generations will be paid manifold by the following, it's the American way! smile

abangyarudo

abangyarudo

Amityville, NY
June 2006

OCT 01, 2007 03:21 AM

Noirmorte said:

DrStinkypants said:

FearTheReaper said:

Benzino said:
I doubt tjose who objected to him visiting Columbia university know alot about him. They probably only know wthe rhetoric that Neocons have been spewing. The world needs to understand so they can see how dangerous he truley is.



Enlighten us then. How is he dangerous?



You mean other than supporting and funding terrorists, engaging in a particularly sexist, oppresive brand of fundamentalist Islam, and attempting to aquire nuclear weapons, right?



We've supported terrorism, hell, we may still. We have nukes. We beat the war drum constintly, and hell, we have plenty of fundamentalist Christians. What's your point?



I don't think people remember that the only reason Al Quaida has so much military strength is due to arms and training from us. Yes you are correct there are a few governments with the same things that we claim Iran as being so bad for the only thing is most people don't know/care where their taxes go its pretty sad.

Also for everyone that forgets we're the last country that should have nuclear arms and lets remember we're one of the few countries that have acutally used those arms. If my recollection is correct we didn't ask anyone for permission to make and use them we made them and used it for an easy out to taking on a war on multiple fronts so it was more managable then we acted like we should be the determiner of who gets to have and/or use nuclear arms.

It's really sad how people act like they know whats right and wrong but never examined our trade relations.We're giving money and supplies to what could be considered terroist cells not to mention the countries that are breeding their own little hitler's that we are supporting. Its nice to know that you are one of the few people who see that and that I'm not the only one looking over some of these things people are writing and thinking ... wow....

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