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Little Hitler Is Coming! Little Hitler Is Coming!



President Ahmadinejad is coming to the United States, which gives us the opportunity to see how much Americans just want to be scared. For the past few months, conservatives have been using the media to label Ahmadinejad as the new Hitler. Unfortunately, the evil cartoon character they are creating is actually a man and his visit to the US could undermine the neo-con propaganda machine. But it probably won't.

The neo-cons would very much like us to believe that Iran is Mordor and Ahmadinejad is Sauron. That way the White House’s impending attack on Iran will be justified. Some neo-cons are actually claiming we have been at war with Iran since 1979, which is weird because Reagan gave Iran weapons in the '80s and then used the money from the sales to fund the Contras. That would make Reagan a traitor. Weird logic conservatives, but do what you’ve got to do.

Now Columbia University has come under attack for inviting Ahmadinejad to speak.


"There is no excuse to invite this madman, this little Hitler," said New York assemblyman Dov Hikind. "This is immoral. This is outrageous. This is sick."


Oh, fuck yes. Is there a better way to show we are a free society than by stopping someone from speaking? Speaking WORDS. Oh, the horror. Ahmadinejad might say something like, “Israel should be wiped off the map." Because that is exactly what he said at an anti-Zionism conference in Tehran last October! Neo-cons screamed that Ahmadinejad was calling for genocide of Jews. If the President of Iran says such things, we cannot let them get their hands on nukes!


R. Nicholas Burns, the under secretary of state for political affairs said, "Given the radical nature of Iran under Ahmadinejad and its stated wish to wipe Israel off the map of the world, it is entirely unconvincing that we could or should live with a nuclear Iran."


One big problem with their claims is that Ahmadinejad never actually said those words.


Ahmadinejad did not say he was going to wipe Israel off the map because no such idiom exists in Persian," remarked Juan Cole, a Middle East specialist at the University of Michigan and critic of American policy who has argued that the Iranian president was misquoted. "He did say he hoped its regime, i.e., a Jewish-Zionist state occupying Jerusalem, would collapse."


Huh, isn’t that the same kind of thing George Bush and his neo-con pals said about Iraq before the war? That means Bush was calling for the extermination of all Iraqis! My God! Now Bush wants to kill everyone in North Korea and Syria. What a nightmare! And Reagan was calling for the death of all people living in the former Soviet Union! Under this logic we are genocide crazy.

Further proof that Ahmadinejad is a little Hitler who wants to exterminate all Jews can be found in Iran, where 20,000 Jews live and actually have a representative in Parliament. Clearly the man wants them dead.

Ahmadinejad is also a threat because he is a religious lunatic. The man actually believes his role is to pave the way for the coming of the Twelfth Imam. That is some fucked up shit and totally different from Bush, a born again Christian who thinks Jesus is coming back any second and for that to happen, Israel needs to be surrounded by enemies. Which one of those guys has thousands of nuclear weapons at his disposal?

During his visit, Ahmadinejad also wanted to visit ground zero and pay his respects, but we rejected his request. Turns out many New Yorkers and family members of 9/11 victims were upset at the idea of Ahmadinejad going to the location of the terrorist attack he had nothing to do with. Could you imagine how insulting that would be? When 9/11 happened, Iran expressed sympathy with the US and Iranians held spontaneous candlelight vigils. Iran is also an enemy of al-Qaeda and thought the attacks could open a dialogue with the US. What assholes! Take your respects and shove them up your ass!

Ahmadinejad thought he could use his visit to create some sort of understanding between our countries. He apparently didn’t comprehend our constant desire for a mythical boogeyman. The US loves a Hitler!

Not that he is the greatest guy in the world. Ahmadinejad is the president of an incredibly oppressive regime that funds Hezbollah and other groups who fight Israel. We in the US would never think of funding rebel armies to destabilize another country. That’s just fucking bullshit. And never mind that shit I wrote about the Contras a couple of paragraphs ago.

What most people don’t know is that Ahmadinejad actually has zero power over the Iranian military. Zero. So, he might be the ideal guy to attempt to start a dialogue with. Too bad well never know because he’s pure evil. And we are pure goodness.

 

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Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 24, 2007 08:15 PM


SEP 24, 2007 06:32 PM


As an Iranian-American, thank you for writing an article that is not based on the "fears" and "troubles". The "you are either with us or not" scheme of things.

Your article clearly states an obvious point...we live in a country of "idealism" where everything/one is black and white and there is no grey ground. Compromise? What is that? Progress accomplished from thinking and may I utter the word...compromise? What is that?

Now, go eat your Big Mac, fill up your flexfuel V8 dually truck and go have a few beers with the boys at the local pub. That is America!




And guess what that makes Iran.

Now, go put on your bombing vest and draw your 'I hate Israel' cartoons and since you are an Iranian American eat a Big Mac too.

Moving along after that piece of shit pointless comment. I am not going to villify the President of Iran you know why? To fucking easy.

Everyone can make all the fucking excuses for that guy all they want, they can say all they want to make him look like not a dick. But facts are facts, he hates Isreal.

Hates it.

Hates Jews.

You know that's why he had his little anti-semetic cartoon contest, his the 'holocaust' is fake conference, and supports terrorism!

That is why we keep finding Iraqi insugents supplied with Iranian weapons, because he wants to be our friend. But I say let him talk, let him speak, because at the end of the day?

Never forget he is what he is, and all his smoke and mirrors won't change it.

Furthermore, from what I heard? The reason they didn't want him to visit Ground Zero was mostly security and safety concerns, the same reason they don't want nearly anyone to visit it now-adays.

Oh yeah, and my last point: He wasn't president in 2001.

Go fig.

Now you all may commence calling me stupid, ignorant, or simple.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

SEP 24, 2007 08:21 PM

hadees said:

fountainofdreams said:
"What, two people engaging in a regional/culturally appropriate greeting? How shocking! It must mean that he's a homosexual!!!"

Criminy.

While he's a bald-faced liar for saying what he said, posting a picture of him greeting somebody in the normal way for the culture isn't helping your case.



I didn't post it to "help my cause" i posted cause I thought it was funny to show what looks like a homophobe making out with another man.

But if the quote didn't "help my cause" enough then how about this picture.



Iran executing young men for being homosexuals.



If you had posted that image with your first post, I wouldn't have had a problem with it (per se. I would be shocked, but it's the type of image to shock people.) Instead you put up that "LOLZ HE'S KISSING A GUY" image, which makes you a child.

elysianfielder

elysianfielder

Los Angeles, CA
March 2003

SEP 24, 2007 08:22 PM

It's totally absurd to try to keep those we disagree with from speaking. However, I heard an interesting comment made by a conservative commentator on Fox News, believe it or not. He wondered how a university that no doubt has an iron-clad policy against "hate speech" and wouldn't hesitate to expel/fire students/professors for saying something that was deemed "harmful" enough, would invite someone like Ahmadinejad to speak-- as a distinguished guest, no less. The point is that political correctness, insofar as it stifles hateful or offensive speech, is not unlike the hysteria you're seeing being whipped up by the right wing because of Ahmadinejad.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

SEP 24, 2007 08:26 PM

hadees said:


"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country. We don't have that in our country. In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who has told you that we have it."
-- Ahmadinejad



Yeah you know why you don't have the phenomenon? Because they are executed.

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 24, 2007 08:28 PM

I was doing some research, and did you know that Canada, Amnesty International, and Human Rights watch all think Ahmadinejad's regime has a poor human rights record.

You know, because he is such a swell guy. A guy who banned a ton of words for being 'too western', and also:

From Wikipedia
The translation of his statement has been disputed. Iran's foreign minister stated that Ahmadinejad had been "misunderstood": "He is talking about the regime. We do not recognise legally this regime."[118] Some experts state that the phrase in question is more accurately translated as "eliminated" or "wiped off" or "wiped away" from "the page of time" or "the pages of history", rather than "wiped off the map".[119] Reviewing the controversy over the translation, New York Times deputy foreign editor Ethan Bronner observed that "all official translations" of the comments, including the foreign ministry and president's office, "refer to wiping Israel away".[120]

Ahmadinejad has compared Israel's actions in the 2006 Israel-Lebanon conflict to Adolf Hitler's actions during World War II saying that "Just like Hitler, the Zionist regime is just looking for a pretext for launching military attacks" and "is now acting just like him."[121]

On August 8, 2006, he gave a television interview to Mike Wallace, a correspondent for 60 Minutes, in which he questioned American support of Israel's "murderous regime" and the moral grounds for Israel's invasion of Lebanon.[11]


Nice, eh?

substitute

substitute

New Lenox, IL
August 2004

SEP 24, 2007 08:28 PM

I just love when people start off speeches like this



"O God hasten the arrival of Imam Mahdi and grant him good health and victory and make us his followers..."



Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling all over

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 24, 2007 08:34 PM

Futhermore, because I am on a roll! Two more points:

1. He referred to Isreal as a stain on the Islamic world.
2. Everyone knows that Mordor is New Jersey.

substitute

substitute

New Lenox, IL
August 2004

SEP 24, 2007 08:35 PM

Reaver said:
Futhermore, because I am on a roll! Two more points:

1. He referred to Isreal as a stain on the Islamic world.
2. Everyone knows that Mordor is New Jersey.



I believe he also said he would drive the jews into the sea.

_void_

_void_

USA
December 2006

SEP 24, 2007 08:44 PM

SEP 24, 2007 06:32 PM
Now, go eat your Big Mac, fill up your flexfuel V8 dually truck and go have a few beers with the boys at the local pub. That is America!



Reaver said:
Now, go put on your bombing vest and draw your 'I hate Israel' cartoons and since you are an Iranian American eat a Big Mac too.



I'm mildly amused by the fact that there's probably more Americans who fit the stereotype from the first commenter than there are Iranians who fit the picture you drew. But I'm easily amused.

Reaver said:
Moving along after that piece of shit pointless comment.



Plural ... comments ... yours up to that point definitely qualified as "piece of shit pointless" as well in the grand scheme of things and using the definition you seemed to by applying.

Reaver said:
Everyone can make all the fucking excuses for that guy all they want, they can say all they want to make him look like not a dick. But facts are facts, he hates Isreal.



I'm lazy, and this really isn't a sarcastic request, honest ... can you pretty please go quote a few of the places where people are trying to make him look like he's not a dick? There seems be fairly unanimous agreement that he is, in fact, a dick, from my inspection of the comments thus far .. but its late, I might have missed the flood of "i heart Ahmadinejad" comments.

Reaver said:
Furthermore, from what I heard? The reason they didn't want him to visit Ground Zero was mostly security and safety concerns, the same reason they don't want nearly anyone to visit it now-adays.



Well at least you qualified this with "from what I heard" so you aren't saying you're definitively correct.

I expect the "security and safety" that could be an issue would have to have been that nobody wanted to have to deal with protecting him from assassination while near the site ... that's remotely plausible.

But uh, unless by "visit it" you mean actually descend into the construction site (formally known as "the pile"), you can walk right up to the fence surrounding it, enter the NJ PATH train station that actually does go down into the pit, and buy all manner of 9/11 commemorative merchandise every 10 paces or so from the people tripping over themselves trying to sell it to you. There's next to nothing that's super secure about the site at this point. It is, in fact, a tourist destination in all the glory of NYC tourist destinations.

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 24, 2007 08:54 PM

In fact, I believe I read about the safety and security concerns in the Pile as you call it in the Newspaper.

But I'll be damned if I remember who wrote it.

I'm sorry as a child of the 80's? You say Iran and I remember a flood of people burning american flags and chanting 'Death to the Great Satan!'.

Much better then what I think of when I think of them now.

And okay, maybe you are right! Maybe there is no flood of 'I love that guy!' letters, but this shit of:

'Oh, he didn't mean that. He didn't mean this. He's misunderstood. We should talk to him and open a discussion because he's not that bad!' shit is fucking stupid.

I say we talk to him, but I don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth so why bother.


More from Wikipedia:
Richard Krege maintains the allegation of diesel exhaust gas chambers to be an "outright lie," and showed a model of the Treblinka extermination camp to illustrate this.[21] He claimed that up to 10,000 people died in the camp, and of disease, not extermination. Most historians believe that at least 800,000 prisoners were murdered in the camp.[21]

"There is no scientific proof to show that this place was an extermination camp. All that exists are the words of some people," he said .[21]

On the second day of the conference, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted the disintegration of the Israeli regime once again, saying that, "The Zionist regime will be wiped out soon the same way the Soviet Union was, and humanity will achieve freedom".[22] He said elections should be held among "Jews, Christians and Muslims so the population of Palestine can select their government and destiny for themselves in a democratic manner."[22]


By the way, there is one Jew in their parliment.

One.

MrKingMob

MrKingMob

Chicago, IL
January 2003

SEP 24, 2007 08:57 PM

Reaver said:
I was doing some research, and did you know that Canada, Amnesty International, and Human Rights watch all think Ahmadinejad's regime has a poor human rights record.



To my knowledge and interpretation of the posts up until this point, no one is saying that Ahmadinejad is a nice, upstanding Mandela-type figure. You seem to be interpreting our defense of letting him speak as an endorsement of his actions and character. As many here have pointed out, letting him speak has highlighted precisely why he's not going to invited to the Rose Garden anytime soon.

I don't think the issue has ever been about where he's ranked on the warm-fuzzy scale. It's been about the childishness of not letting someone speak because you disagree with them. This patently Bushian maneuver will hopefully go the way of the dodo with his administration in January of 09.

The other point was that SURPRISE! the US was calling the kettle black and is guilty of (in varying degrees) many of the same things we vilify Iran for. Both sides are tuning up their war drums, and the last thing the hawks on both sides want is to hear the other side talk. See, talking could potentially lead to peaceful resolution. Terrifying.

Now hopefully FTR will forgive me my synopsis.

spinhouse247

spinhouse247

Punta Gorda, FL
December 2003

SEP 24, 2007 09:04 PM

If FTR could lick Osama's taint he would, then he would write an in depth article on SG news about it. Then again its the degenerates like him that claim Bush flew remote controlled planes into the WTC, global warming is so out of control that we'll all die by 2020 etc. Instead of responding to people on here that have countered him with factual responses he will dig into profile and recant with statement's like "you are a drunk" etc. Well Ted Kennedy is a drunk, killed his wife in an accident and is an icon to liberals. Shouldn't drunks be idol's of yours then friend?

_void_

_void_

USA
December 2006

SEP 24, 2007 09:07 PM

substitute said:
I believe he also said he would drive the jews into the sea.



I'm going to have to spend some additional time searching for a reference for that, but the immediate results turned up this tidbit ...

"On 11 October 1961 Israeli Prime Minister David Ben Gurion declared in the Israeli Knesset:

'The Arabs' exit from Palestine...began immediately after the UN resolution, from the areas earmarked for the Jewish state. And we have explicit documents testifying that they left Palestine following instructions by the Arab leaders, with the Mufti at their head, under the assumption that the invasion of the Arab armies at the expiration of the Mandate will destroy the Jewish state and push all the Jews into the sea, dead or alive'.

...

The phrase has been variously attributed by Zionist supporters to Yasser Arafat, Gamel Abdul Nasser, or any other of Israel's enemies, but none whom I have challenged, including U S Congressman Henry Waxman who made the claim in a letter to me, attributing the phrase to Nasser, have been able to provide any documentation of support for their claim. This 1961 speech certainly predates Arafat's 1968 ascension to the head of the PLO. The phrase is very much entrenched in the thinking of Israel supporters and is taken as a factual basis for an Arab intent of Genocide and of their own potential for peril.

The speech by Mr. Ben Gurion appears to be the origin of the phrase. A search of the speeches of Gamel Abdul Nasser fails to reveal it, nor does it reveal any other than a pragmatics approach to his dealing with Israel. This phrase is sufficiently dramatic and threatening so that if it was in fact uttered by a significant Arab leader, it would be prominent and easily found in any competent historical treatment, which it is not. The phrase, thus, has a Jewish origin and not an Arab origin. Mr Ben Gurion is the originator of the phrase, in all likelihood."

But yeah, without an exhaustive search of everything he's stated publicly ... it's certainly possible that he uttered the oft-used phrase. I'm afraid its going to take more that your belief though to make it fact.

He's certainly no friend of Isreal after all ... which we all pretty much unanimously agree upon.

And just in case ppl still need the clarification, none of my comments above imply that I think Ahmadinejad is anything other than, to borrow a phrase, an asshole fuckface.

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 24, 2007 09:08 PM

I get that, but I personally think there are too many people who give this knee-jerk 'Bush is making this guy into a fucking boogie-man scenario'.

By the way, I am sure nearly every country in the world is guilty of those things in varying degrees, but again there are far too many people who seem to assume that America is the only one guilty.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 24, 2007 09:10 PM

MrKingMob said:

Reaver said:
I was doing some research, and did you know that Canada, Amnesty International, and Human Rights watch all think Ahmadinejad's regime has a poor human rights record.



To my knowledge and interpretation of the posts up until this point, no one is saying that Ahmadinejad is a nice, upstanding Mandela-type figure. You seem to be interpreting our defense of letting him speak as an endorsement of his actions and character. As many here have pointed out, letting him speak has highlighted precisely why he's not going to invited to the Rose Garden anytime soon.

I don't think the issue has ever been about where he's ranked on the warm-fuzzy scale. It's been about the childishness of not letting someone speak because you disagree with them. This patently Bushian maneuver will hopefully go the way of the dodo with his administration in January of 09.

The other point was that SURPRISE! the US was calling the kettle black and is guilty of (in varying degrees) many of the same things we vilify Iran for. Both sides are tuning up their war drums, and the last thing the hawks on both sides want is to hear the other side talk. See, talking could potentially lead to peaceful resolution. Terrifying.

Now hopefully FTR will forgive me my synopsis.



Pretty much and I would also like to add to that the fact that quoting wikipedia is borderline retarded.

The reason there is one Jew in parliament in Iran is because there are only 20,000 Jews living in the country. And quite happily from what I have read. Or else they would have, you know, MOVED.

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