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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2007 9:00 AM

Republicans Complete The Douchebag Trifecta



Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three major bills with filibusters. The bills would have helped soldiers, restored habeas corpus and given Washington DC representation. How terrible would that have been?

Lets start with how the Republicans just shoved their fists up our soldier’s anuses. Senator Jim Webb sponsored legislation that would have given our troops a break from the grueling tours that are taking a heavy toll.


Webb's legislation would have required that troops spend as much time at home training with their units as they spend deployed in Iraq or Afghanistan. Members of the National Guard or Reserve would be guaranteed three years at home before being sent back.


Currently, soldiers are spending 15 months in combat with 12 months home. Wouldn’t want to ruin that fun for them. The Republicans are foolishly doing the bidding of the White House and rejecting sanity and reason. Quite simply, they are George’s bitches.


Hagel, R-Neb., said the White House also "has been very effective at making this a loyalty test for the Republican Party."


Stay loyal boys, it worked so well in the last election for you. At least Republicans can take solace in the fact that when our soldiers come home we will deny them their mental health benefits.

Next up on the Republican hate train, the filibuster of a bill to restore habeas corpus for "enemy combatants."


In 2006, Congress passed and Bush signed into law the Military Commissions Act, which established a military-run tribunal system for prosecuting enemy combatants. The provision barring habeas corpus petitions means that only detainees selected for trial are able to confront charges against them, leaving most military detainees in custody without a chance to plead their case.


Can’t see how anything could go wrong with that system. Our president has shown himself to be an honorable man who would never cause anyone harm based on his own distorted beliefs. Currently, he only has to designate someone as an “enemy combatant” and then toss him in prison. Game over. It’s kind of like a medieval dungeon. I say that because habeas corpus was born in 1215. It only took 800 years for a president to come along and tell us that we’ve been wrong that whole time.

There used to be a worldwide belief that America was a nation of laws and people could not be “disappeared” by the government. People never imagined that America was a place where someone could be locked up without trial indefinitely. Those days are over. Nice to see Republicans have taken a page from Saddam Hussein and that they aren’t backing down. Yay!

And in their final stroke of being complete and utter douchebags, Republicans filibustered a bill that would have allowed a city of mostly black people, called Washington DC, to have a vote vote in Congress. So they get to enjoy taxation without representation! How fucking great is that? Did I mention the population is mostly black people?

Republicans actually claimed the bill was unconstitutional.


Minority Leader Mitch McConnell hailed the Senate’s action, declaring the bill was “clearly and unambiguously unconstitutional.” He added, “If the residents of the District are to get a member for themselves, there remains a remedy: amend the Constitution.”


Yes! Apparently Republicans did not realize that stance made them astounding hypocritical douchebags, because they had just taken a steaming dump on the Constitution when they filibustered the habeas corpus bill. Oh, and the DC unconstitutional question was taken into account when the bill was written.


The Constitution also gives Congress power over the District of Columbia, the nation’s capital. And the bill-contained provisions expediting a Supreme Court review of its constitutionality.

“We’re prepared to accept whatever the Supreme Court says”


Woudn't want the experts in the Supreme Court to make that ruling.

But it’s not about the Constitution or the rule of law is it? It’s about the party and making sure their team wins. Whether that means they’re fucking over our soldiers or fucking over black people, it’s Republican first, American second. Right now the GOP cunts are on pace to triple the previous record of using the filibuster in the modern era. Meanwhile, they squeal about “nothing getting done.”

I don’t know what else to say, except “Suck it, you fucking demons.”

 

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DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

SEP 20, 2007 07:16 PM

Uncognitive said:

DrStinkypants said:
This is a bit silly. You can't blame Clinton's innaction on the pressure he was receiving from accusations of "wagging the dog" and in the same breath defend his innaction in response to pressure from terrorists. You honestly believe that the whole "wag the dog" bullshit did, or should have had, any affect on Clinton's policies?



Yes, Congress did and should have an effect on a President's policies.

I'm also trying to point out that Clinton's response to the growing threat of Islamic terrorism wasn't "inaction", especially since the original example given was the first WTC bombing.



Well, ok. I disagree about the relationship congress and the president should have but I guess that's neither here nor there.
As far as Clinton's inaction goes, I don't think it was any more innapropriate than Bush's, but he (they both in fact) obviously did not do all they could have to prevent 9/11. Which, is basically what wookie2 was saying.


Zarth said:

Uncognitive said:

DrStinkypants said:
The idea behind responding to fatwa was obviously to take preventative military measures, not to cave to demands.


What "preventative military measures" should the United States take in response to terrorist press releases?



We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Obviously.

It's like you haven't even been listening.



Or like, you know, that crazy "converting people to christinaity" based war we conducted in Afghanistan after bin Laden carried out the attack he promised he would

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 07:45 PM

DrStinkypants said:
Or like, you know, that crazy "converting people to christinaity" based war we conducted in Afghanistan after bin Laden carried out the attack he promised he would


Yeah, that sure worked out well.

The attacks could have been prevented if the CIA and FBI had exchanged intelligence about their terrorism investigations. The 9/11 Commission conlcuded that.

Notably, they did not conclude that the attacks could have been prevented had we preemptively invaded Afghanistan in response to a "fatwa."

There's probably a reason for that.

Archaneus

Archaneus

Kalamazoo, MI
October 2006

SEP 20, 2007 08:25 PM

There are a lot comments on here, in particular those made by Zarth and Formus, that I couldn't agree with more. The main point that nobody on the side of this "war" seems to realize is that the course we are on here is remarkably similar to the path many countries have gone down leading up to a fascist state throughout history. Look at Rome, Look at Germany(specifically referring to Hitler here), and I'm sure there are many others you could find without much effort at all. Once you start taking away people's rights you have started down a slippery slope to all rights eventually being taken away for the "protection" of the people.

As someone I'm sure we can all agree was core to the construction of this country and had a very high understanding of what this country is supposed to stand for once said, "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

Everyone who thinks that the government has not overstepped it's bounds in these matters really needs to reevaluate what the purpose of government is and what it's reasonable limits before it starts really becoming tyrannical are.

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

SEP 20, 2007 09:52 PM

Zarth thank you for attempting to drive home a simple fact. This situation in Iraq is not a war for the US, it is an occupation. Those calling it war are obviously extremely liberal, extremely liberal with definitions.

FellOnEarth

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA
April 2006

SEP 21, 2007 12:48 AM

publicAnemone said:
What I got from this thread is that:

1. Bush is similar (not equal) but similar to Abraham Lincoln.

2. The definition of war has changed so now we can apply those wartime laws to the new definition of war. Which, from the sounds of it, means as long as there is "an organization" on this planet who claims "terrorist" intentions against the US, or at best has to have killed an American first, we are at war.

Welcome to the new reality. This war will end after you have died of old age. You know that, right?


Following your line of commentary, I'm reminded of the following:

Oceanea is at war with Eurasia, It has always been at war with Eurasia, Eastasia is our ally...

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever

Quotes from Orwell's 1984 seem so relevant in threads like these.

The "war on terror" is a war on ideology and by it's very definition is a perpetual and unwinnable war (kind of like the "war on drugs" - as long as you have users, you'll have drugs). War is terror and is self-sustaining in it's advance against those who would intellectually or physically oppose it. (If you aren't with us, you are with the terrorists, remember?) To this day, attacks in Iraq and internationally are blamed on "al Qaeda", the eternal "brotherhood" bogeyman of our generation while Osama bin Laden makes a fine Goldstein indeed... He's a very useful political tool, drumming up public support and fervent nationalism whenever his name or image are used.

One more quote then I'm calling it quits:

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. -Ben Franklin (Smart man if you ask me).

Archaneus

Archaneus

Kalamazoo, MI
October 2006

SEP 21, 2007 12:55 AM

FellOnEarth said:

publicAnemone said:
What I got from this thread is that:

1. Bush is similar (not equal) but similar to Abraham Lincoln.

2. The definition of war has changed so now we can apply those wartime laws to the new definition of war. Which, from the sounds of it, means as long as there is "an organization" on this planet who claims "terrorist" intentions against the US, or at best has to have killed an American first, we are at war.

Welcome to the new reality. This war will end after you have died of old age. You know that, right?



Oceanea is at war with Eurasia, It has always been at war with Eurasia, Eastasia is our ally...

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever

Quotes from Orwell's 1984 seem so relevant in threads like these.

The "war on terror" is a war on ideology and by it's very definition is a perpetual and unwinnable war (kind of like the "war on drugs" - as long as you have users, you'll have drugs). War is terror and is self-sustaining in it's advance against those who would intellectually or physically oppose it. (If you aren't with us, you are with the terrorists, remember?) To this day, attacks in Iraq and internationally are blamed on "al Qaeda", the eternal "brotherhood" bogeyman of our generation while Osama bin Laden makes a fine Goldstein indeed... He's a very useful political tool, drumming up public support and fervent nationalism whenever his name or image are used.

One more quote for you then I'm calling it quits:

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. -Ben Franklin (Smart man if you ask me).



Not trying to be overly critical or anything but if you look up a few comments you'll see I referred to that same Franklin quote and you are just slightly off on the wording. Again, not criticizing, just saying redundancy can get annoying in threads.

Overall though, completely valid points and I do pretty much always think of 1984 and Bush in the same thought anymore, it really is hard to separate the two, especially the Eurasia/Eastasia thing.

FellOnEarth

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA
April 2006

SEP 21, 2007 01:18 AM

Oops, I'm guilty of cutting and pasting as well as redundancy as well. wink I guess it's the thought that counts, it's nice and quite validating to have other people that agree with my off-kilter observations... The whole point of the Eurasia/Eastasia conflict against/allied with Oceanea is that one is necessarily at war with the other two with allegiances continually being broken and reforged without the public taking notice. All that the proles and outer party members need know is that there is a war going on and that their efforts are greatly needed to help win another front in the unending war between the three superpowers.

brett54

brett54

Australia
November 2004

SEP 21, 2007 06:55 AM

Phil who?

McCrackin?

Democracy in action - you should export this to the rest of the world wink

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

SEP 21, 2007 07:21 AM

Zarth said:

DrStinkypants said:
Or like, you know, that crazy "converting people to christinaity" based war we conducted in Afghanistan after bin Laden carried out the attack he promised he would


Yeah, that sure worked out well.

The attacks could have been prevented if the CIA and FBI had exchanged intelligence about their terrorism investigations. The 9/11 Commission conlcuded that.

Notably, they did not conclude that the attacks could have been prevented had we preemptively invaded Afghanistan in response to a "fatwa."

There's probably a reason for that.



Military intervention could have easily shifted al qaeda from an offensive position to a defensive one. It doesn't take a huge report to figure that out. Though, if you want to focus on that, the report did say that more aggressive pursuit of al qaeda by the CIA and FBI could have prevented 9/11. Additionally, the intelligence failures you're talking about existed under Clinton, as well as Bush, which again, is what I'm talking about

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 21, 2007 08:12 AM

DrStinkypants said:

Zarth said:

DrStinkypants said:
Or like, you know, that crazy "converting people to christinaity" based war we conducted in Afghanistan after bin Laden carried out the attack he promised he would


Yeah, that sure worked out well.

The attacks could have been prevented if the CIA and FBI had exchanged intelligence about their terrorism investigations. The 9/11 Commission conlcuded that.

Notably, they did not conclude that the attacks could have been prevented had we preemptively invaded Afghanistan in response to a "fatwa."

There's probably a reason for that.


Military intervention could have easily shifted al qaeda from an offensive position to a defensive one. It doesn't take a huge report to figure that out.


There's no evidence to suggest that beyond your own speculation, nor is there any reason to suppose your logic is sound. Terrorist cells are not like nation-states - when you attack them militarily you don't force them into a more "defensive" posture, because they have nothing to defend. It's their greatest weakness and their greatest strength - precisely because it nullifies conventional military superiority.

I don't know why you conservatives have such a hard time wrapping your mind around that. It's a pretty simple concept.

DrStinkypants said:
Though, if you want to focus on that, the report did say that more aggressive pursuit of al qaeda by the CIA and FBI could have prevented 9/11. Additionally, the intelligence failures you're talking about existed under Clinton, as well as Bush, which again, is what I'm talking about


I don't absolve Clinton of all responsibility, though I think he bears a good deal less than Bush. The present administration came into power with a set of global agendas that left little time or attention to spare to counter-terrorism, and they've done the bare minimum even since 9/11 except to wave the bloody shirt and use it as an excuse to pursue those same preexisting agendas. Clinton had his oversights and vicissitudes with regard to terrorist threats, but Bush, by contrast, is by any fair estimation either incompetent or criminal in his inattentions before and since.

A handful of plots have uncovered, true, but mostly in Europe, by Europeans. In the United States we've had only a few show-trials here and there of people who generally have not possess the abilities to pose any credible threats.

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 21, 2007 10:02 AM

You are aware that Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War?

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

SEP 21, 2007 10:11 AM

Reaver said:
You are aware that Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War?



Hey, ever see that movie Memento, where this guy had no short term memory and kept forgetting things?

Like, for example, when he'd read a three-page long internet discussion/flame-fest that included seemingly endless paragraphs dealing with Lincoln, habeas corpus and the Civil War, he'd then tragically forget all about it and feel compelled to mention that Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 21, 2007 10:11 AM

Reaver said:
You are aware that Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War?



WIN !


Edit: damn Uncognitive beat me tongue

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 21, 2007 10:47 AM

Reaver said:
You are aware that Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War?



So, now we know this is a right wing talking point to justify something that is not justifiable. 2 isn't a coincidence. Thanks, Reaver! Without knowing it, you completely undermined your own point.

Now go see what else Rush has to say and bring it back to here.

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

SEP 21, 2007 12:55 PM

I just thought I'd mention to everyone that Lincoln suspended Habeas Corpus.

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