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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2007 9:00 AM

Republicans Complete The Douchebag Trifecta



Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three major bills with filibusters. The bills would have helped soldiers, restored habeas corpus and given Washington DC representation. How terrible would that have been?

Lets start with how the Republicans just shoved their fists up our soldier’s anuses. Senator Jim Webb sponsored legislation that would have given our troops a break from the grueling tours that are taking a heavy toll.


Webb's legislation would have required that troops spend as much time at home training with their units as they spend deployed in Iraq or Afghanistan. Members of the National Guard or Reserve would be guaranteed three years at home before being sent back.


Currently, soldiers are spending 15 months in combat with 12 months home. Wouldn’t want to ruin that fun for them. The Republicans are foolishly doing the bidding of the White House and rejecting sanity and reason. Quite simply, they are George’s bitches.


Hagel, R-Neb., said the White House also "has been very effective at making this a loyalty test for the Republican Party."


Stay loyal boys, it worked so well in the last election for you. At least Republicans can take solace in the fact that when our soldiers come home we will deny them their mental health benefits.

Next up on the Republican hate train, the filibuster of a bill to restore habeas corpus for "enemy combatants."


In 2006, Congress passed and Bush signed into law the Military Commissions Act, which established a military-run tribunal system for prosecuting enemy combatants. The provision barring habeas corpus petitions means that only detainees selected for trial are able to confront charges against them, leaving most military detainees in custody without a chance to plead their case.


Can’t see how anything could go wrong with that system. Our president has shown himself to be an honorable man who would never cause anyone harm based on his own distorted beliefs. Currently, he only has to designate someone as an “enemy combatant” and then toss him in prison. Game over. It’s kind of like a medieval dungeon. I say that because habeas corpus was born in 1215. It only took 800 years for a president to come along and tell us that we’ve been wrong that whole time.

There used to be a worldwide belief that America was a nation of laws and people could not be “disappeared” by the government. People never imagined that America was a place where someone could be locked up without trial indefinitely. Those days are over. Nice to see Republicans have taken a page from Saddam Hussein and that they aren’t backing down. Yay!

And in their final stroke of being complete and utter douchebags, Republicans filibustered a bill that would have allowed a city of mostly black people, called Washington DC, to have a vote vote in Congress. So they get to enjoy taxation without representation! How fucking great is that? Did I mention the population is mostly black people?

Republicans actually claimed the bill was unconstitutional.


Minority Leader Mitch McConnell hailed the Senate’s action, declaring the bill was “clearly and unambiguously unconstitutional.” He added, “If the residents of the District are to get a member for themselves, there remains a remedy: amend the Constitution.”


Yes! Apparently Republicans did not realize that stance made them astounding hypocritical douchebags, because they had just taken a steaming dump on the Constitution when they filibustered the habeas corpus bill. Oh, and the DC unconstitutional question was taken into account when the bill was written.


The Constitution also gives Congress power over the District of Columbia, the nation’s capital. And the bill-contained provisions expediting a Supreme Court review of its constitutionality.

“We’re prepared to accept whatever the Supreme Court says”


Woudn't want the experts in the Supreme Court to make that ruling.

But it’s not about the Constitution or the rule of law is it? It’s about the party and making sure their team wins. Whether that means they’re fucking over our soldiers or fucking over black people, it’s Republican first, American second. Right now the GOP cunts are on pace to triple the previous record of using the filibuster in the modern era. Meanwhile, they squeal about “nothing getting done.”

I don’t know what else to say, except “Suck it, you fucking demons.”

 

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Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:45 AM

Toku666 said:
Here's something for Wookie2 to make "demonstrable":

Whether or not we should truly be calling it a "war," what is the justification for the indefinite holding without charges of people who we may or may not have any evidence, whatsoever, against? (The latter part of the question is borne out in recent cases.)

Seriously. If you want to say "no habeas corpus for the people attacking us," that is one thing. If you want to say "it's fine that ALL of those people are having habeas corpus fully suspended" then you need to do some 'splainin', Lucy.


That's a fine question, but I think these are somewhat separate issues. Whether or not the suspension is justified is a separate matter from whether or not it's being applied properly. Similarly, we can all agree that theft is wrong without necessarily thinking that the justice system is always going to prosecute the right person. So don't mistake my defense of the decision with the way it's applied. I'm sure it's been abused at times, and that is deeply troubling.

However, I think what you're saying actually undermines a lot of the arguments against the suspension. After all, there have been legal challenges, and detentions have been overturned. So legal recourse is not being totally abolished here, as some seem to think.

Toku666 said:
Ah, I see. Bow out because you can't answer the central question.


whatever

Lucky for you I'm a regular McFly, and always fall prey to goading. That said, there's always going to be something I didn't reply to unless I do this indefinitely, so if someone wants to think I was unable to answer their question and ran away as a result, well, I guess I'll have to live with them thinking that, eh?

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

SEP 20, 2007 11:52 AM

Wookie2 said:
Bin Laden is not embodied solely by 9/11. There was an attack in the early 90s, and numerous actions which gave raise to al-Qaeda. There were then numerous threats made, and pretty much all of them ignored, in varying degrees. Thus, many people had a hand in bin Laden's rise to power, and though all of them knew of his goals, no one stopped him.



If you think Clinton ignored the 1993 WTC bombing, then explain to me how most of the people who masterminded it are now in prison (and hey, he didn't have to suspend the writ of habeas corpus to do it!).

You can argue that Clinton didn't go far enough in responding to the embassy bombings in 1998 or the U.S. Cole bombing shortly before he left office. Of course, by then Clinton was facing impeachment and was accused of "wagging the dog" when he took any military action against terrorists.

Wookie2 said:
And bin Laden issued fatwa's with specific demands in 1998, which were ignored by the previous administration.

bin Laden's fatwa specifically mentioned American sanctions against Iraq (which were imposed as an alternative to war; remember?). Have you even read the fatwa?



Why should Clinton have let the demands of a demented band of Islamic radicals living in the caves of Afghanistan influence his foreign policy decisions? Isn't that the dictionary definition of letting the terrorists win?

How should the president respond to "fatwas" that say "Do this or we'll blow shit up"?

Wookie2 said:
And given how often Bush is slammed for "creating more terrorists" or "helping them recruit," it's perfectly fair game to point out that the previous administration was guilty of the same things. I'm not criticizing them for it; I'm saying that if you're going to judge, do it consistently. When you do, it's painfully obvious that this is a multiple-administration failure.



When people talk about Bush's policies creating more terrorists, they're referring to the invasion and occupation of Iraq, which has done wonders for terrorist recruitment efforts around the world. Nothing Clinton did or did not do in office has had anywhere close to the same level of impact.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 20, 2007 11:56 AM

Wookie2 said:

FearTheReaper said:
You're very wrong.


Really? Because Clarke has contradicted himself as to the Bush administration's level of involvement. Direct quote:

"JIM ANGLE: You're saying that the Bush administration did not stop anything that the Clinton administration was doing while it was making these decisions, and by the end of the summer had increased money for covert action five-fold. Is that correct?

CLARKE: All of that's correct."



Hey, genius, when is the end of the summer? What month? This is EXACTLY what I posted. Bush and his idiots waited TOO LONG. Get it?


"And then changed the strategy from one of rollback with Al Qaeda over the course [of] five years, which it had been, to a new strategy that called for the rapid elimination of al Qaeda. That is in fact the timeline."

In other words, they increased both funding and focus on Al Qaeda when Bush took office, by Clarke's own words. Was it enough? No. I'm still terribly disappointed that we did not identify the threat. But the idea that they twiddled their thumbs is demonstrably false.



No, it's not. It is only false when you attempt to twist around the reality of the situation. Everything posted by you here fits in perfectly with Bush not taking action until it was too late. You should be embarrassed for such a misleading post. Go sit in the corner for 5 minutes.

As far as the second thing you responded to - why did you attribute the quote to me when I had not written it in the first place? How is the spinning and lying going?

TheRedBaron

TheRedBaron

Cambridge, MA
November 2003

SEP 20, 2007 11:58 AM

Wookie2 said:

TheRedBaron said:

Wookie2 said:
I guess old Abe Lincoln took a "steaming dump on the Constitution" when he suspended the writ of habeus corpus, too? Like it or not, even free societies have routinely come to the conclusion that certain rules can be modified in times of war. If you disagree, hey, that's your right, but there's basically no basis for the idea that this puts us on par with a dictatorship.

It has historical precedent, and hell, it just makes sense. We're fighting an enemy which knows our rules and exploits the living daylights out of them on a regular basis. To suggest that we must uphold them all without even temporary exceptions to protect some of the very people undermining them is to show a profound lack of understanding of the situation, in my opinion.





Historical president, by whichever president (har) is not grounds on which to argue that such action is legitimate. I see it rather as an emotional argument rather than a rational one. Just because most of us have an overall favorable view of Lincoln, an appeal to his name is assumed to be an effective way to make a point. It is not. I have a very favorable view of FDR, but I don't think anybody today would defend his internment of Americans of Japanese ancestry.

As to your other points, I ask you this: What are we fighting for? We fight because we believe the way we live is right. If we sacrifice what separates us from the islamo-fascists, we've stopped being the good guys, the heroes, the moral. To borrow a line from Battlestar Galactica (although I am ashamed to do so): "It's not enough to survive; we have to be worthy of surviving"


Those are all very good points, and I don't really disagree with any of them. This is the case opponents should be making; not hysterical nonsense about Constitutional rape.



I try to stay away from hysterical nonsense about constitutional rape. I much prefer well reasoned concern about constitutional rape.

Make no mistake, our rights are not meant to be measured out in degree. Any infringement is a violation.

Wookie2 said:
As I've said many times, it comes down to a matter of degree. Reasonable people admit that, as the old saying goes, "desperate times call for desperate measures." The debate is about how desperate the times are, and how desparate our measures should be. I'm of the mindset that we've seen a radical, fundamental shift away from traditional warfare, and that failing to adjust accordingly renders us impotent in a variety of ways. The degree to which you agree with that statement will probably determine the degree to which you agree with the administration. I think that's really the crux of the issue. I don't have any big issue with people who feel otherwise; just with those who seem unable to even consider the question properly.



Some rights must be dealt with in absolutes. There is no degree to which we can compromise ourselves in this regard. You argue that war has fundamentally changed. And that in this altered state, we have to make certain concessions regarding our basic rights. But, as other people have mentioned, with this fundamental change in combat, occupation, and deployment has arisen the ability of a war to go on and on without end. So the compromises to our rights are no longer momentary as envisioned by the founders, but become a permanent feature. This is no acceptable, even to the slightest degree.


There's something which always warms me when I think about the degradation of rights in the country. It's something a professor told me in college. She said that the constitution, the bill of rights, grant no rights to the citizenry whatsoever. None. The rights belong to each of us from birth, and cannot be granted or removed by a document. All the bill of rights serves to do is to stop the powers that be from making laws against the exercise of the rights we will always have.

captevil

captevil

New Westminster, BC
April 2005

SEP 20, 2007 12:01 PM

Wookie2 has presented his point of view politely and effectively. If you are incapable of doing the same, try to remember that you are not helping promote your points by being an ass. With that said:


Wookie2 said:

Yes, it is stupid. But it happens. It's naive to think that giving them due process would end the conflict; it's about a lot more than that.



It's naive to think that taking away their due process would end the conflict. It's about a lot more than that.

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

SEP 20, 2007 12:02 PM

What I got from this thread is that:

1. Bush is similar (not equal) but similar to Abraham Lincoln.

2. The definition of war has changed so now we can apply those wartime laws to the new definition of war. Which, from the sounds of it, means as long as there is "an organization" on this planet who claims "terrorist" intentions against the US, or at best has to have killed an American first, we are at war.

Welcome to the new reality. This war will end after you have died of old age. You know that, right?

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 12:06 PM

FearTheReaper said:
Hey, genius, when is the end of the summer? What month? This is EXACTLY what I posted. Bush and his idiots waited TOO LONG. Get it?


Did you even read what you posted? Because it doesn't contradict what I said at all, about the problem being a multiple-administration failing. It also specifically says that no one knew the time or method of the attacks, which is also at odds with some of the claims being made here.

FearTheReaper said:
No, it's not. It is only false when you attempt to twist around the reality of the situation. Everything posted by you here fits in perfectly with Bush not taking action until it was too late. You should be embarrassed for such a misleading post. Go sit in the corner for 5 minutes.


You should be embarrassed that you're arguing with a position you clearly don't understand. Where did I dispute the idea that Bush's actions were too late? Show me. I'll wait. Nevermind, I'll save you the time: I didn't say anything of the sort.

What I did say, was that no one administration bears the blame; that the threat was ignored for a very long time, and provoked for a very long time. That's what I said, and you contradicted it with...well, something that doesn't contradict it at all.

FearTheReaper said:
As far as the second thing you responded to - why did you attribute the quote to me when I had not written it in the first place? How is the spinning and lying going?


You're right; there's no way I mixed up the usernames while replying to eight things at once. No, it's far more likely that I tried to attribute something to you for no reason, and then hoped no one would notice. Yeah.

Could you be any more paranoid?

Gerry_D

Gerry_D

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

SEP 20, 2007 12:10 PM

their day is coming

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 12:32 PM

Dunno if this has died a natural death, or what, but that's it for me. I can't reply to everything without quitting my job and hooking up a Diet Pepsi IV.

Thanks to the people who actually responded like people. To everyone else: best of luck with that whole learning-how-polite-people-converse thing.

Bonaparte

Bonaparte

Eugene, OR
September 2006

SEP 20, 2007 01:13 PM


wait, i have a plan to solve all of this.

lets argue with each other on a message board!!

oh...oh, wait. nevermind. continue.

Johnny_Flapjacks

Johnny_Flapjacks

Williamsport, PA
September 2006

SEP 20, 2007 01:23 PM

George Bush's Congress does not care about black people..........

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

SEP 20, 2007 02:19 PM

Uncognitive said:

Wookie2 said:
Bin Laden is not embodied solely by 9/11. There was an attack in the early 90s, and numerous actions which gave raise to al-Qaeda. There were then numerous threats made, and pretty much all of them ignored, in varying degrees. Thus, many people had a hand in bin Laden's rise to power, and though all of them knew of his goals, no one stopped him.



If you think Clinton ignored the 1993 WTC bombing, then explain to me how most of the people who masterminded it are now in prison (and hey, he didn't have to suspend the writ of habeas corpus to do it!).

You can argue that Clinton didn't go far enough in responding to the embassy bombings in 1998 or the U.S. Cole bombing shortly before he left office. Of course, by then Clinton was facing impeachment and was accused of "wagging the dog" when he took any military action against terrorists.

Wookie2 said:
And bin Laden issued fatwa's with specific demands in 1998, which were ignored by the previous administration.

bin Laden's fatwa specifically mentioned American sanctions against Iraq (which were imposed as an alternative to war; remember?). Have you even read the fatwa?



Why should Clinton have let the demands of a demented band of Islamic radicals living in the caves of Afghanistan influence his foreign policy decisions? Isn't that the dictionary definition of letting the terrorists win?

How should the president respond to "fatwas" that say "Do this or we'll blow shit up"?



This is a bit silly. You can't blame Clinton's innaction on the pressure he was receiving from accusations of "wagging the dog" and in the same breath defend his innaction in response to pressure from terrorists. You honestly believe that the whole "wag the dog" bullshit did, or should have had, any affect on Clinton's policies?
The idea behind responding to fatwa was obviously to take preventative military measures, not to cave to demands.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

SEP 20, 2007 02:30 PM

DrStinkypants said:
This is a bit silly. You can't blame Clinton's innaction on the pressure he was receiving from accusations of "wagging the dog" and in the same breath defend his innaction in response to pressure from terrorists. You honestly believe that the whole "wag the dog" bullshit did, or should have had, any affect on Clinton's policies?



Yes, Congress did and should have an effect on a President's policies.

I'm also trying to point out that Clinton's response to the growing threat of Islamic terrorism wasn't "inaction", especially since the original example given was the first WTC bombing.

DrStinkypants said:
The idea behind responding to fatwa was obviously to take preventative military measures, not to cave to demands.



What "preventative military measures" should the United States take in response to terrorist press releases?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 02:36 PM

Uncognitive said:

DrStinkypants said:
This is a bit silly. You can't blame Clinton's innaction on the pressure he was receiving from accusations of "wagging the dog" and in the same breath defend his innaction in response to pressure from terrorists. You honestly believe that the whole "wag the dog" bullshit did, or should have had, any affect on Clinton's policies?



Yes, Congress did and should have an effect on a President's policies.

I'm also trying to point out that Clinton's response to the growing threat of Islamic terrorism wasn't "inaction", especially since the original example given was the first WTC bombing.

DrStinkypants said:
The idea behind responding to fatwa was obviously to take preventative military measures, not to cave to demands.


What "preventative military measures" should the United States take in response to terrorist press releases?


We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Obviously.

It's like you haven't even been listening.

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

SEP 20, 2007 02:53 PM

Wookie2 said:
Dunno if this has died a natural death, or what, but that's it for me. I can't reply to everything without quitting my job and hooking up a Diet Pepsi IV.

Thanks to the people who actually responded like people. To everyone else: best of luck with that whole learning-how-polite-people-converse thing.



The salient issue here, polite conversation or not, is IMO not whether or not we're at war but what it means to win or lose that war. While I would strongly disagree that we are at war by the definition of either a formal declaration or an 'nontraditional' war, let's for the moment say that we are.

It is dangerous and shortsighted for us to define the terms of war so narrowly that to 'lose' means strictly to suffer human casualties at the hands of terrorists. Obviously, any assault on Americans is a tragedy, but these are attacks on American lives; to attack America itself is to attack its institutions, its foundations, its basic principles. A terrorist attack can never threaten our basic American principles unless we let it, and we have done a regrettably proficient job of that so far.

It's not to say that there are not certain compromises and adjustments we have to make to our way of life in wartime. But certain bedrocks, like the right to petition against arbitrary state action, like the right to due process, like protection against legal limbo, are so fundamental to our constitutional Republic that to assail these rights is to assail the Republic. The war against outside enemies is effectively lost when our basic ideals are abandoned for the idea that combating our enemies makes those ideals expendable.

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