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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2007 9:00 AM

Republicans Complete The Douchebag Trifecta



Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three major bills with filibusters. The bills would have helped soldiers, restored habeas corpus and given Washington DC representation. How terrible would that have been?

Lets start with how the Republicans just shoved their fists up our soldier’s anuses. Senator Jim Webb sponsored legislation that would have given our troops a break from the grueling tours that are taking a heavy toll.


Webb's legislation would have required that troops spend as much time at home training with their units as they spend deployed in Iraq or Afghanistan. Members of the National Guard or Reserve would be guaranteed three years at home before being sent back.


Currently, soldiers are spending 15 months in combat with 12 months home. Wouldn’t want to ruin that fun for them. The Republicans are foolishly doing the bidding of the White House and rejecting sanity and reason. Quite simply, they are George’s bitches.


Hagel, R-Neb., said the White House also "has been very effective at making this a loyalty test for the Republican Party."


Stay loyal boys, it worked so well in the last election for you. At least Republicans can take solace in the fact that when our soldiers come home we will deny them their mental health benefits.

Next up on the Republican hate train, the filibuster of a bill to restore habeas corpus for "enemy combatants."


In 2006, Congress passed and Bush signed into law the Military Commissions Act, which established a military-run tribunal system for prosecuting enemy combatants. The provision barring habeas corpus petitions means that only detainees selected for trial are able to confront charges against them, leaving most military detainees in custody without a chance to plead their case.


Can’t see how anything could go wrong with that system. Our president has shown himself to be an honorable man who would never cause anyone harm based on his own distorted beliefs. Currently, he only has to designate someone as an “enemy combatant” and then toss him in prison. Game over. It’s kind of like a medieval dungeon. I say that because habeas corpus was born in 1215. It only took 800 years for a president to come along and tell us that we’ve been wrong that whole time.

There used to be a worldwide belief that America was a nation of laws and people could not be “disappeared” by the government. People never imagined that America was a place where someone could be locked up without trial indefinitely. Those days are over. Nice to see Republicans have taken a page from Saddam Hussein and that they aren’t backing down. Yay!

And in their final stroke of being complete and utter douchebags, Republicans filibustered a bill that would have allowed a city of mostly black people, called Washington DC, to have a vote vote in Congress. So they get to enjoy taxation without representation! How fucking great is that? Did I mention the population is mostly black people?

Republicans actually claimed the bill was unconstitutional.


Minority Leader Mitch McConnell hailed the Senate’s action, declaring the bill was “clearly and unambiguously unconstitutional.” He added, “If the residents of the District are to get a member for themselves, there remains a remedy: amend the Constitution.”


Yes! Apparently Republicans did not realize that stance made them astounding hypocritical douchebags, because they had just taken a steaming dump on the Constitution when they filibustered the habeas corpus bill. Oh, and the DC unconstitutional question was taken into account when the bill was written.


The Constitution also gives Congress power over the District of Columbia, the nation’s capital. And the bill-contained provisions expediting a Supreme Court review of its constitutionality.

“We’re prepared to accept whatever the Supreme Court says”


Woudn't want the experts in the Supreme Court to make that ruling.

But it’s not about the Constitution or the rule of law is it? It’s about the party and making sure their team wins. Whether that means they’re fucking over our soldiers or fucking over black people, it’s Republican first, American second. Right now the GOP cunts are on pace to triple the previous record of using the filibuster in the modern era. Meanwhile, they squeal about “nothing getting done.”

I don’t know what else to say, except “Suck it, you fucking demons.”

 

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Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 10:59 AM

Uncognitive said:
Wait, what? "War" is now defined as any time any citizen is threatened?

Does that mean the Congress can suspend the habeas corpus rights of homophobes because American citizens are threatened with violence due to their (actual or perceived) sexual orientation?

Some white dude blew up a federal building on Oklahoma City. Does that mean we're at war with white men?


No, that's not what it means. We're not talking about individuals; though al-Qaeda (for example) is not a nation, it is an organization. Your comparisons don't make sense; I have no relation to Timothy McVeigh by viture of him being a white man. Members of al-Qaeda share a common goal and allegiance to an organization, fractured though it may be at times. It's apples and oranges.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 20, 2007 11:00 AM

Wookie2 said:
And bin Laden issued fatwa's with specific demands in 1998, which were ignored by the previous administration. It's an ongoing problem that spans multiple administrations, period. It is a failing of America, and no one President, Secretary, or Congressman.



You are very wrong.


One such meeting took place in the White House situation room during the first week of January 2001. The session was part of a program designed by Bill Clinton's National Security Adviser, Sandy Berger.

Berger attended only one of the briefings %u2014 the session that dealt with the threat posed to the U.S. by international terrorism, and especially by al-Qaeda. "I'm coming to this briefing," he says he told Rice, "to underscore how important I think this subject is." Later, alone in his office with Rice, Berger says he told her, "I believe that the Bush Administration will spend more time on terrorism generally, and on al-Qaeda specifically, than any other subject."

The terrorism briefing was delivered by Richard Clarke, a career bureaucrat who had served in the first Bush Administration and risen during the Clinton years to become the White House's point man on terrorism. As chair of the interagency Counter-Terrorism Security Group (CSG), Clarke was known as a bit of an obsessive %u2014 just the sort of person you want in a job of that kind. Since the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole in Yemen on Oct. 12, 2000--an attack that left 17 Americans dead %u2014 he had been working on an aggressive plan to take the fight to al-Qaeda. The result was a strategy paper that he had presented to Berger and the other national security "principals" on Dec. 20. But Berger and the principals decided to shelve the plan and let the next Administration take it up. With less than a month left in office, they did not think it appropriate to launch a major initiative against Osama bin Laden. "We would be handing [the Bush Administration] a war when they took office on Jan. 20," says a former senior Clinton aide. "That wasn't going to happen." Now it was up to Rice's team to consider what Clarke had put together.

Berger had left the room by the time Clarke, using a Powerpoint presentation, outlined his thinking to Rice. The heading on Slide 14 of the Powerpoint presentation reads, "Response to al Qaeda: Roll back." Clarke's proposals called for the "breakup" of al-Qaeda cells and the arrest of their personnel. The financial support for its terrorist activities would be systematically attacked, its assets frozen, its funding from fake charities stopped. Nations where al-Qaeda was causing trouble %u2014 Uzbekistan, the Philippines, Yemen %u2014 would be given aid to fight the terrorists. Most important, Clarke wanted to see a dramatic increase in covert action in Afghanistan to "eliminate the sanctuary" where al-Qaeda had its terrorist training camps and bin Laden was being protected by the radical Islamic Taliban regime. The Taliban had come to power in 1996, bringing a sort of order to a nation that had been riven by bloody feuds between ethnic warlords since the Soviets had pulled out. Clarke supported a substantial increase in American support for the Northern Alliance, the last remaining resistance to the Taliban. That way, terrorists graduating from the training camps would have been forced to stay in Afghanistan, fighting (and dying) for the Taliban on the front lines. At the same time, the U.S. military would start planning for air strikes on the camps and for the introduction of special-operations forces into Afghanistan. The plan was estimated to cost "several hundreds of millions of dollars." In the words of a senior Bush Administration official, the proposals amounted to "everything we've done since 9/11."

And that's the point. The proposals Clarke developed in the winter of 2000-01 were not given another hearing by top decision makers until late April, and then spent another four months making their laborious way through the bureaucracy before they were readied for approval by President Bush. It is quite true that nobody predicted Sept. 11--that nobody guessed in advance how and when the attacks would come. But other things are true too. By last summer, many of those in the know %u2014 the spooks, the buttoned-down bureaucrats, the law-enforcement professionals in a dozen countries %u2014 were almost frantic with worry that a major terrorist attack against American interests was imminent.



Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:03 AM

Formus said:
....I'm sorry, I had to clean out my ears. You're saying Clinton is as much responsible for 9/11 as Bush?


Where on earth did you get this? Because it couldn't have been from anything I said. I deliberately said that the failure is shared by multiple Presidents and administrations.

Seriously, if you're just going to substitute what I say with what you want me to say, then you can have this argument without me.

Formus said:Clinton never had concrete evidence of not only bin Laden's determination to attack the United States but the means as well. No shit we knew bin Laden wanted to destroy us. No fucking shit. But that memo explicitly stated that bin Laden would use airplanes. Bush ignored it, and lo and behold, bin Laden used airplanes to attack us. That is a monumental failure that practically makes all others irrelevant. You cannot possibly say that Clinton knew bin Laden would use airplanes as weapons, because he didn't. Bush did.


No, I'm not saying Clinton knew the method of attack; I'm saying he had every reason to believe attacks were coming. I'm also saying that he helped provoke them; bin Laden's fatwa specifically mentioned American sanctions against Iraq (which were imposed as an alternative to war; remember?). Have you even read the fatwa?

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

SEP 20, 2007 11:05 AM

Wookie2 said:
No, I'm not saying Clinton knew the method of attack; I'm saying he had every reason to believe attacks were coming. I'm also saying that he helped provoke them; bin Laden's fatwa specifically mentioned American sanctions against Iraq (which were imposed as an alternative to war; remember?). Have you even read the fatwa?



Wait, so because Clinton didn't agree to the demands of terrorists, he somehow provoked further terrorist actions?

Holy fuck.

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:06 AM

TheRedBaron said:

Wookie2 said:
I guess old Abe Lincoln took a "steaming dump on the Constitution" when he suspended the writ of habeus corpus, too? Like it or not, even free societies have routinely come to the conclusion that certain rules can be modified in times of war. If you disagree, hey, that's your right, but there's basically no basis for the idea that this puts us on par with a dictatorship.

It has historical precedent, and hell, it just makes sense. We're fighting an enemy which knows our rules and exploits the living daylights out of them on a regular basis. To suggest that we must uphold them all without even temporary exceptions to protect some of the very people undermining them is to show a profound lack of understanding of the situation, in my opinion.





Historical president, by whichever president (har) is not grounds on which to argue that such action is legitimate. I see it rather as an emotional argument rather than a rational one. Just because most of us have an overall favorable view of Lincoln, an appeal to his name is assumed to be an effective way to make a point. It is not. I have a very favorable view of FDR, but I don't think anybody today would defend his internment of Americans of Japanese ancestry.

As to your other points, I ask you this: What are we fighting for? We fight because we believe the way we live is right. If we sacrifice what separates us from the islamo-fascists, we've stopped being the good guys, the heroes, the moral. To borrow a line from Battlestar Galactica (although I am ashamed to do so): "It's not enough to survive; we have to be worthy of surviving"


Those are all very good points, and I don't really disagree with any of them. This is the case opponents should be making; not hysterical nonsense about Constitutional rape.

As I've said many times, it comes down to a matter of degree. Reasonable people admit that, as the old saying goes, "desperate times call for desperate measures." The debate is about how desperate the times are, and how desparate our measures should be. I'm of the mindset that we've seen a radical, fundamental shift away from traditional warfare, and that failing to adjust accordingly renders us impotent in a variety of ways. The degree to which you agree with that statement will probably determine the degree to which you agree with the administration. I think that's really the crux of the issue. I don't have any big issue with people who feel otherwise; just with those who seem unable to even consider the question properly.

Hell, the same people who hate the restrictions we're seeing now also rail against the fact that we were attacked in the first place; as if the former isn't the kind of thing which can help prevent the latter.

Gylrek

Gylrek

Chula Vista, CA
August 2007

SEP 20, 2007 11:08 AM

wow this is the first war we've been in that we haven't released captured enimies right after they've been caught so they can have the oppurtunity to rejoin the fighting.
but on the other hand LIBERAL thrive on the numbers killed in IRAQ. The more enemy combatants = more amercan deaths = very happy Liberals.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 20, 2007 11:15 AM

Gylrek said:
wow this is the first war we've been in that we haven't released captured enimies right after they've been caught so they can have the oppurtunity to rejoin the fighting.
but on the other hand LIBERAL thrive on the numbers killed in IRAQ. The more enemy combatants = more amercan deaths = very happy Liberals.



Yeah, you nailed it. On the other hand, conservatives love bloody wars. And babies die in wars. Dead babies = happy conservatives.

ElPres

ElPres

Tampa, FL
November 2003

SEP 20, 2007 11:20 AM

As per my (admittedly not-a-lawyer) opinion, the part about suspending habeas corpus during times of rebellion referred to one situation that the founding fathers were rather familiar with.

To quote a relatively unimportant document:


We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. _ That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, _ That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.



Taking this as an influencing factor in the constitution, then I would say that "The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it" probably referred to those cases where the interests of the government and the interests of the people of that government are in direct opposition, leading to a rebellion by the people to "throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

Under this view, Lincoln's suspension, due to rebellion by the people, was justified because of a conflict of interest between the people and the government. The existence of, and the very purpose of the government of the United States was being questioned by it's people.

Bush's suspension, however, cannot be justified since it was issued not because of a conflict of interests between the people and the government, but was issued rather as a means of supposedly protecting the people from themselves.


Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.

- Ronald Reagan

sebastian6

sebastian6

Boulder, CO
October 2003

SEP 20, 2007 11:23 AM

Gylrek said:
wow this is the first war we've been in that we haven't released captured enimies right after they've been caught so they can have the oppurtunity to rejoin the fighting.
but on the other hand LIBERAL thrive on the numbers killed in IRAQ. The more enemy combatants = more amercan deaths = very happy Liberals.



Are you really *that* simplistic?
I am a liberal and I don't enjoy seeing any Americans killed. If you are going to reduce us to that then you really have no grasp on complex issues at all. We want the war to end. It's an unjust war. And we talk about the casualties because it's an illustration of how many Americans (and Iraqis) are dying needlessly. The blood is on Republican hands, not ours.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:26 AM

Gylrek said:
wow this is the first war we've been in that we haven't released captured enimies right after they've been caught so they can have the oppurtunity to rejoin the fighting.
but on the other hand LIBERAL thrive on the numbers killed in IRAQ. The more enemy combatants = more amercan deaths = very happy Liberals.


I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:26 AM

FearTheReaper said:
You're very wrong.


Really? Because Clarke has contradicted himself as to the Bush administration's level of involvement. Direct quote:

"JIM ANGLE: You're saying that the Bush administration did not stop anything that the Clinton administration was doing while it was making these decisions, and by the end of the summer had increased money for covert action five-fold. Is that correct?

CLARKE: All of that's correct."

Of the Bush administration, he said this:

"And then changed the strategy from one of rollback with Al Qaeda over the course [of] five years, which it had been, to a new strategy that called for the rapid elimination of al Qaeda. That is in fact the timeline."

In other words, they increased both funding and focus on Al Qaeda when Bush took office, by Clarke's own words. Was it enough? No. I'm still terribly disappointed that we did not identify the threat. But the idea that they twiddled their thumbs is demonstrably false.

FearTheReaper said:
Wait, so because Clinton didn't agree to the demands of terrorists, he somehow provoked further terrorist actions?

Holy fuck.


It takes enough time arguing a point without having to argue the bastardized version you made up, too.

Bin Laden is not embodied solely by 9/11. There was an attack in the early 90s, and numerous actions which gave raise to al-Qaeda. There were then numerous threats made, and pretty much all of them ignored, in varying degrees. Thus, many people had a hand in bin Laden's rise to power, and though all of them knew of his goals, no one stopped him.

And given how often Bush is slammed for "creating more terrorists" or "helping them recruit," it's perfectly fair game to point out that the previous administration was guilty of the same things. I'm not criticizing them for it; I'm saying that if you're going to judge, do it consistently. When you do, it's painfully obvious that this is a multiple-administration failure.

ElPres

ElPres

Tampa, FL
November 2003

SEP 20, 2007 11:28 AM

Wookie2 said:
Have you even read the fatwa?



I'm afraid that if I read it I might be detained as an enemy combatant.

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:30 AM

For the record, that liberal thing is moronic.

I'm not sure how much more time I'm going to devote to replying to, well, I guess it's 6 or 7 different people at this point. Especially when a few of them show little to no interest in having an actual discussion.

It's a pity, because a few of you (Zarth and TheRedBaron, most notably) have written extremely thoughtful comments that deserve replies. If either of you want to continue. I'd be glad to drop you an email.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:36 AM

Here's something for Wookie2 to make "demonstrable":

Whether or not we should truly be calling it a "war," what is the justification for the indefinite holding without charges of people who we may or may not have any evidence, whatsoever, against? (The latter part of the question is borne out in recent cases.)

Seriously. If you want to say "no habeas corpus for the people attacking us," that is one thing. If you want to say "it's fine that ALL of those people are having habeas corpus fully suspended" then you need to do some 'splainin', Lucy.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

SEP 20, 2007 11:38 AM

Ah, I see. Bow out because you can't answer the central question.

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