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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2007 9:00 AM

Republicans Complete The Douchebag Trifecta



Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three major bills with filibusters. The bills would have helped soldiers, restored habeas corpus and given Washington DC representation. How terrible would that have been?

Lets start with how the Republicans just shoved their fists up our soldier’s anuses. Senator Jim Webb sponsored legislation that would have given our troops a break from the grueling tours that are taking a heavy toll.


Webb's legislation would have required that troops spend as much time at home training with their units as they spend deployed in Iraq or Afghanistan. Members of the National Guard or Reserve would be guaranteed three years at home before being sent back.


Currently, soldiers are spending 15 months in combat with 12 months home. Wouldn’t want to ruin that fun for them. The Republicans are foolishly doing the bidding of the White House and rejecting sanity and reason. Quite simply, they are George’s bitches.


Hagel, R-Neb., said the White House also "has been very effective at making this a loyalty test for the Republican Party."


Stay loyal boys, it worked so well in the last election for you. At least Republicans can take solace in the fact that when our soldiers come home we will deny them their mental health benefits.

Next up on the Republican hate train, the filibuster of a bill to restore habeas corpus for "enemy combatants."


In 2006, Congress passed and Bush signed into law the Military Commissions Act, which established a military-run tribunal system for prosecuting enemy combatants. The provision barring habeas corpus petitions means that only detainees selected for trial are able to confront charges against them, leaving most military detainees in custody without a chance to plead their case.


Can’t see how anything could go wrong with that system. Our president has shown himself to be an honorable man who would never cause anyone harm based on his own distorted beliefs. Currently, he only has to designate someone as an “enemy combatant” and then toss him in prison. Game over. It’s kind of like a medieval dungeon. I say that because habeas corpus was born in 1215. It only took 800 years for a president to come along and tell us that we’ve been wrong that whole time.

There used to be a worldwide belief that America was a nation of laws and people could not be “disappeared” by the government. People never imagined that America was a place where someone could be locked up without trial indefinitely. Those days are over. Nice to see Republicans have taken a page from Saddam Hussein and that they aren’t backing down. Yay!

And in their final stroke of being complete and utter douchebags, Republicans filibustered a bill that would have allowed a city of mostly black people, called Washington DC, to have a vote vote in Congress. So they get to enjoy taxation without representation! How fucking great is that? Did I mention the population is mostly black people?

Republicans actually claimed the bill was unconstitutional.


Minority Leader Mitch McConnell hailed the Senate’s action, declaring the bill was “clearly and unambiguously unconstitutional.” He added, “If the residents of the District are to get a member for themselves, there remains a remedy: amend the Constitution.”


Yes! Apparently Republicans did not realize that stance made them astounding hypocritical douchebags, because they had just taken a steaming dump on the Constitution when they filibustered the habeas corpus bill. Oh, and the DC unconstitutional question was taken into account when the bill was written.


The Constitution also gives Congress power over the District of Columbia, the nation’s capital. And the bill-contained provisions expediting a Supreme Court review of its constitutionality.

“We’re prepared to accept whatever the Supreme Court says”


Woudn't want the experts in the Supreme Court to make that ruling.

But it’s not about the Constitution or the rule of law is it? It’s about the party and making sure their team wins. Whether that means they’re fucking over our soldiers or fucking over black people, it’s Republican first, American second. Right now the GOP cunts are on pace to triple the previous record of using the filibuster in the modern era. Meanwhile, they squeal about “nothing getting done.”

I don’t know what else to say, except “Suck it, you fucking demons.”

 

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Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 10:25 AM

Wookie2 said:

Now, this law might do an end-run around that, because it could be argued that foreigners aren't protected by our laws even in custody, and American "enemy combatants" are obviously in rebellion, so it's all peachy.

It's bullshit reasoning, of course, but after nearly seven years of these fuckwits in power, you should be used to it. I know I am.


How is it bullshit reasoning? The question of whether or not the law should protect people actively and violently seeking to destroy the system which protects them is a huge legal question.


That's the bullshit part. There's a presumption of innocence under our law. Until some legitimate authority has determined otherwise, you don't know that they're "actively and violently seeking to destroy the system which protects them." All you know about them is that they've been violently removed from their homes and incarcerated by heavily armed men who may or may not have done so with good reason.

Also, the Supreme Court has ruled before that non-citizens are entitled to the full protection of our laws when they run afoul of our legal system. That's another bullshit part.

Wookie2 said:
If you think you've got that moral quagmire figured out, then you're a better man than I, but I think anyone who pretends to have the answer to it is bullshitting themselves.


It's no moral quagmire at all, not in this case. If it was a rising tide of violent fascism or bolshevism or something, that might be different. In this case, though, we're the ones going into their countries and wrecking them.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

SEP 20, 2007 10:27 AM

Wookie2 said:
How is it bullshit reasoning? The question of whether or not the law should protect people actively and violently seeking to destroy the system which protects them is a huge legal question.



A) If we spent our time worrying about everyone who "actively and violently sought the destroy the system", we'd never leave the goddamn house. And you'll bring up 9/11, but the only reason 9/11 happened was because of the absolute incompetence of this administration. Not any other people. This administration. "Osama bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside United States" for god's sake. And they ignored it. So now they're retroactively going after every tiny irrelevant threat to try to make up for their monumental failure - which, by the way, they never will, and along the way will successfully do nothing except impeach on the human rights of people everywhere. Including habeus corpus.

B) It's not the law's moral quandary, it's the terrorist's moral quandary. They're actively seeking to destroy the system that protects them...jesus christ that's fucking stupid. And it would never work. The best thing we can do is to show them that the system is not worth destroying by showing mercy with that very same system and those very same laws. Guilt is the most powerful motivator - just ask any Conservative Christian.

Besides, these "terrorists" or "enemy combatants" will never succeed at their goals. They'll only do minor damage which will create stronger barriers in the future. However, if we continue to erode United States Constitutional Law in response to this terrorist futility, we will have succeeded in causing more damage to our nation than some guy with a bomb in his water ever could.

Which doesn't even take into account the fact that we can't even put together cases against most of these people, and in the case of one of them, we've been ordered by the Court to either bring a case or release him. That seems to suggest that the vast majority of "enemy combatants" have done no wrong to begin with, which is a far bigger "moral quagmire" than anything else in this argument, and is something you have not even taken into consideration.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

SEP 20, 2007 10:29 AM

Wookie2 said:

Formus said:
B) Funny you should mention the "generals on the ground." Of course they'll determine the troops are necessary, because they're simply amplifiers for Bush. Think of Petraeus's surge report - written by the White House. Think of all the retired generals that supported the war while they were "on the ground" but immediately went before congress to testify against it when they resigned. The "generals on the ground" are opinionless fucks whose main job it has become to maintain the war for Bush's sake instead of doing what they feel is right.


Wow. If that's what you think, then I'll have to politely decline discussing the matter with you. Suffice to say, I find it rather convenient to label anyone who disagrees a puppet.



If you are actively involved in creation of policy, and you squash your own opinion to make room for your superior's, then yes, you are a puppet. Jesus christ. But the average Joe, to agree with you, is not. Unfortunately, I never said he was.

myserieluvsco

myserieluvsco

Manassas, VA
April 2006

SEP 20, 2007 10:30 AM

and they wonder why i glare at them and occasionally bark at them on the streets of dc ...........damn dirty republicans mad

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 20, 2007 10:36 AM

Wookie2 said:
I guess old Abe Lincoln took a "steaming dump on the Constitution" when he suspended the writ of habeus corpus, too? Like it or not, even free societies have routinely come to the conclusion that certain rules can be modified in times of war. If you disagree, hey, that's your right, but there's basically no basis for the idea that this puts us on par with a dictatorship.

It has historical precedent, and hell, it just makes sense. We're fighting an enemy which knows our rules and exploits the living daylights out of them on a regular basis. To suggest that we must uphold them all without even temporary exceptions to protect some of the very people undermining them is to show a profound lack of understanding of the situation, in my opinion.

But, if you get some sort of pathological satisfaction out of (literally) demonizing people who feel differently from you, then rant on.



It's not about "thinking differently" It's simply about right and wrong and what our country has alwasy stood for. I'm sorry you don't understand the difference between a civil war and "terrorism"

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 10:40 AM

Zarth said:
No, there was no set timeframe, but limits were clearly set by the war itself, which would eventually be either won or lost.

The "War on Terror" will never have a decisive victory or defeat. Because it's not a real war.


This I actually agree with, somewhat. However, it's a complaint you'd best direct at reality. The fact that we face an ongoing, indefinite threat is upsetting, but I don't think it's something we can ignore. I don't think setting a date ends the conflict in any way; it just ends the measures being taken against it. Of course, this is predicated on the idea that you actually think there's some sort of threat. If you don't, well, duh, of course none of it will make sense to you.

Zarth said:
And I should cretainly hope that people would fly into a rage if Dubya pulled that shit. They flew into a rage when Lincoln did, and Lincoln was actually a competent president who was trying to accomplish some legitimate purposes.


This is exactly my point, though: even Lincoln, widely regarded as our greatest president, induced this kind of rage with his actions. He went much, much further than Dubya has, but you wouldn't know it from listening to some of the people here.

Basically, I'm trying to lend the discussion some historical perspective. People are screaming hysterically as if we're violating all precedent and turning into Soviet Russia, for crying out loud, when in reality our nation's most heralded leader went a great deal further down this particular path. Is Dubya right? I'm not sure. History will have to be the judge of it. My stance is that the people who think this is clear-cut are full of it.

Zarth said:
Exactly what "demonstrable threat" is there to the existence of the United States? Seriously, I want to know.


"Existence" is your word. I don't see why the United States needs to face complete anihiliation before these sorts of legal actions are justified.

Zarth said:
And, excepting the quagmires which your president's fear, greed, and incompetence have led us into, we are not at war. There is certainly no compelling reason to dignify al-Qaeda's actions with such a term.


Thousands of our citizens have been killed, and they made a concentrated effort to meet us in Iraq. It's an untraditional war, to be sure, but it's certainly a war. I'm not really sure what they'd have to do to convince you of this.

Zarth said:
Again, what threat is there to the existence of the United States?

That's what happens in a war - your country's existence is threatened. That's certainly what happens in case of "rebellion or invasion."

That is not what's happening here, by any conceivable stretch of terminology.


War is not simply defined by whether or not your country's existence is threatened; it also applies when your citizenry is threatened. That's the whole "public safety" part, which is admittedly vague (though perhaps for good reason).

Nimbusfool

Nimbusfool

Moscow, ID
August 2006

SEP 20, 2007 10:43 AM

I got to paragraph three before the overwhelming urge to vomit and leave this country took over.

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 10:46 AM

And you'll bring up 9/11, but the only reason 9/11 happened was because of the absolute incompetence of this administration. Not any other people. This administration. "Osama bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside United States" for god's sake. And they ignored it.


And bin Laden issued fatwa's with specific demands in 1998, which were ignored by the previous administration. It's an ongoing problem that spans multiple administrations, period. It is a failing of America, and no one President, Secretary, or Congressman.

It's not the law's moral quandary, it's the terrorist's moral quandary. They're actively seeking to destroy the system that protects them...jesus christ that's fucking stupid. And it would never work. The best thing we can do is to show them that the system is not worth destroying by showing mercy with that very same system and those very same laws.


Yes, it is stupid. But it happens. It's naive to think that giving them due process would end the conflict; it's about a lot more than that.


If you are actively involved in creation of policy, and you squash your own opinion to make room for your superior's, then yes, you are a puppet. Jesus christ. But the average Joe, to agree with you, is not. Unfortunately, I never said he was.


Yes, that's the definition of a puppet. Now, if you can produce any sort of evidence that the generals of Iraq fit this description, then your smear on their integrity will make sense.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

SEP 20, 2007 10:49 AM

Wookie2 said:
This is exactly my point, though: even Lincoln, widely regarded as our greatest president, induced this kind of rage with his actions. He went much, much further than Dubya has, but you wouldn't know it from listening to some of the people here.



Jesus Christ, are you naturally stupid, or are you actively exerting effort? It's been discussed. Lincoln's actions were protected by Constitutional Law. In no stretch of the imagination is Bush protected by said law. None. And that's what we're discussing - the legality of Bush's actions.

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 10:50 AM

It's not about "thinking differently" It's simply about right and wrong and what our country has alwasy stood for. I'm sorry you don't understand the difference between a civil war and "terrorism"


I do. But I don't think you understand that our current situation shares some similarities with that one. They both raise legal questions about the lengths we should go to to protect people who may be trying to harm us. It was a sticky question then, and it's a sticky question now.

But if there's one thing I've learned about these sorts of discussions, it's that you can't compare two things on any level without someone flipping out and pretending that you're equivocating them.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

SEP 20, 2007 10:51 AM

Wookie2 said:
War is not simply defined by whether or not your country's existence is threatened; it also applies when your citizenry is threatened. That's the whole "public safety" part, which is admittedly vague (though perhaps for good reason).



Wait, what? "War" is now defined as any time any citizen is threatened?

Does that mean the Congress can suspend the habeas corpus rights of homophobes because American citizens are threatened with violence due to their (actual or perceived) sexual orientation?

Some white dude blew up a federal building on Oklahoma City. Does that mean we're at war with white men?

Also, the writ of habeas corpus can only be suspended during times of rebellion or invasion. Not times of war, or times of "Oh mommy, the evil Islamofascists are going to hurt me!"

Wookie2

Wookie2

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 10:53 AM

Formus said:
Jesus Christ, are you naturally stupid, or are you actively exerting effort? It's been discussed. Lincoln's actions were protected by Constitutional Law. In no stretch of the imagination is Bush protected by said law. None. And that's what we're discussing - the legality of Bush's actions.


What on earth are you talking about? The freaking Supreme Court overruled Lincoln, and he completely ignored Justice Taney. It wasn't a perfectly legal suspension; it had far more serious challenges and overrulings than what's happening today. That's what I've been saying, and it's not that complicated.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

SEP 20, 2007 10:53 AM

Wookie2 said:

And you'll bring up 9/11, but the only reason 9/11 happened was because of the absolute incompetence of this administration. Not any other people. This administration. "Osama bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside United States" for god's sake. And they ignored it.


And bin Laden issued fatwa's with specific demands in 1998, which were ignored by the previous administration. It's an ongoing problem that spans multiple administrations, period. It is a failing of America, and no one President, Secretary, or Congressman.



....I'm sorry, I had to clean out my ears. You're saying Clinton is as much responsible for 9/11 as Bush? Clinton never had concrete evidence of not only bin Laden's determination to attack the United States but the means as well. No shit we knew bin Laden wanted to destroy us. No fucking shit. But that memo explicitly stated that bin Laden would use airplanes. Bush ignored it, and lo and behold, bin Laden used airplanes to attack us. That is a monumental failure that practically makes all others irrelevant. You cannot possibly say that Clinton knew bin Laden would use airplanes as weapons, because he didn't. Bush did.

TheRedBaron

TheRedBaron

Cambridge, MA
November 2003

SEP 20, 2007 10:54 AM

Wookie2 said:
I guess old Abe Lincoln took a "steaming dump on the Constitution" when he suspended the writ of habeus corpus, too? Like it or not, even free societies have routinely come to the conclusion that certain rules can be modified in times of war. If you disagree, hey, that's your right, but there's basically no basis for the idea that this puts us on par with a dictatorship.

It has historical precedent, and hell, it just makes sense. We're fighting an enemy which knows our rules and exploits the living daylights out of them on a regular basis. To suggest that we must uphold them all without even temporary exceptions to protect some of the very people undermining them is to show a profound lack of understanding of the situation, in my opinion.





Historical president, by whichever president (har) is not grounds on which to argue that such action is legitimate. I see it rather as an emotional argument rather than a rational one. Just because most of us have an overall favorable view of Lincoln, an appeal to his name is assumed to be an effective way to make a point. It is not. I have a very favorable view of FDR, but I don't think anybody today would defend his internment of Americans of Japanese ancestry.

As to your other points, I ask you this: What are we fighting for? We fight because we believe the way we live is right. If we sacrifice what separates us from the islamo-fascists, we've stopped being the good guys, the heroes, the moral. To borrow a line from Battlestar Galactica (although I am ashamed to do so): "It's not enough to survive; we have to be worthy of surviving"

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 20, 2007 10:55 AM

Wookie2 said:

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Zarth said:
No, there was no set timeframe, but limits were clearly set by the war itself, which would eventually be either won or lost.

The "War on Terror" will never have a decisive victory or defeat. Because it's not a real war.


This I actually agree with, somewhat. However, it's a complaint you'd best direct at reality. The fact that we face an ongoing, indefinite threat is upsetting, but I don't think it's something we can ignore. I don't think setting a date ends the conflict in any way; it just ends the measures being taken against it. Of course, this is predicated on the idea that you actually think there's some sort of threat. If you don't, well, duh, of course none of it will make sense to you.

Zarth said:
And I should cretainly hope that people would fly into a rage if Dubya pulled that shit. They flew into a rage when Lincoln did, and Lincoln was actually a competent president who was trying to accomplish some legitimate purposes.


This is exactly my point, though: even Lincoln, widely regarded as our greatest president, induced this kind of rage with his actions. He went much, much further than Dubya has, but you wouldn't know it from listening to some of the people here.

Basically, I'm trying to lend the discussion some historical perspective. People are screaming hysterically as if we're violating all precedent and turning into Soviet Russia, for crying out loud, when in reality our nation's most heralded leader went a great deal further down this particular path. Is Dubya right? I'm not sure. History will have to be the judge of it. My stance is that the people who think this is clear-cut are full of it.

Zarth said:
Exactly what "demonstrable threat" is there to the existence of the United States? Seriously, I want to know.


"Existence" is your word. I don't see why the United States needs to face complete anihiliation before these sorts of legal actions are justified.

Zarth said:
And, excepting the quagmires which your president's fear, greed, and incompetence have led us into, we are not at war. There is certainly no compelling reason to dignify al-Qaeda's actions with such a term.


Thousands of our citizens have been killed, and they made a concentrated effort to meet us in Iraq. It's an untraditional war, to be sure, but it's certainly a war. I'm not really sure what they'd have to do to convince you of this.

Zarth said:
Again, what threat is there to the existence of the United States?

That's what happens in a war - your country's existence is threatened. That's certainly what happens in case of "rebellion or invasion."

That is not what's happening here, by any conceivable stretch of terminology.


War is not simply defined by whether or not your country's existence is threatened; it also applies when your citizenry is threatened. That's the whole "public safety" part, which is admittedly vague (though perhaps for good reason).


I'm certainly not advocating ignoring terrorist activity, particularly when it's conducted by people who have announced our destruction as one of their principal goals - even when they have no realistic chance of actually doing so.

I do object, though, to calling it a war. War is an existential threat. Anything less than that is something else, requiring more intelligent, agile, and measured responses.

As for the damage they've done to us, I don't believe in ignoring that, either, but neither do I think it should be overstated. Attacking our enemies where they have bases is sound policy in principal, but when you're dealing with an enemy that can form cells anywhere in the world, it's not a policy that will actually make you any safer. Port, border, and airline security will.

Moreover, again because enemy cells can be formed anywhere in the world, sending in a hundred thousand troops to attack them is like trying to kill a yellowjacket with a sledgehammer. Sometimes military actions may be called for, but by and large investigative action would be a hell of a lot more effective.

Finally, I really don't see why terrorism should be treated any differently than any other kind of mass murders. We do alright with the laws we have, and with the protections that maintain our civil society. Abandoning them just because some whackjob psychokiller suddenly has a manifesto makes no sense to me, and strikes me doing a lot more damage to our nation than that whackjob psychokiller ever will.

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