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Iceland Taking Their Dude and Going Home



Iceland is wrapping up their participation in the Iraq war. Up until today, the island nation was an integral part of the coalition of the willing. One member of the Icelandic Crisis Response Unit has been in Iraq training the Iraqi army as part of a NATO program. Once dude leaves, Iceland will no longer be in the coalition of the willing.

John Craddock, the Supreme Allied Commander Europe for NATO was disappointed with Foreign Minister Ingibjörg Sólrún Gísladóttir's decision to remove Iceland’s one guy.


But Craddock added that he understands that NATO member nations have to make decisions according to their best interests and “estimate what they can do and what they cannot do, what they want to do and what they don’t.”


Yeah, Iceland estimated that they cannot have one guy, who works as a media representative, in Iraq. It’s just too costly. And dude is probably really fucking hot because he is from Iceland. Oh, also, Iceland sees Iraq as a big fucking mistake.


When asked whether the same applies to the ICRU members in Afghanistan, Gísladóttir replied that was the case, but repeated, “We look at Iraq differently from Afghanistan.” The minister added her decision coincides with the government’s declaration that it regrets the war in Iraq.


According to President Bush’s speech last week, that takes the number in the coalition down to 35 nations, right?



After Bush said we had 36 nations helping us in Iraq, bloggers began the search to discover who these nations were. But they have had great difficulty finding all 36 nations. One reason is because the White House decided to include members of the United Nations Assistance Mission in Iraq as members of the coalition of the willing. Here is where our mighty force now stands!


    Countries with troops on ground in Iraq

    1. Albania
    2. Armenia
    3. Australia
    4. Azerbaijan
    5. Bosnia and Herzegovina
    6. Bulgaria
    7. Czech Republic
    8. Denmark
    9. El Salvador
    10. Estonia
    11. Georgia
    12. Japan
    13. Kazakhstan
    14. South Korea
    15. Latvia
    16. Lithuania
    17. Macedonia
    18. Moldova
    19. Mongolia
    20. Poland
    21. Romania
    22. Singapore
    23. Slovakia
    24. Ukraine
    25. United Kingdom
    26. Tonga

    United Nations Assistance Mission in Iraq (Not listed are countries that are providing forces in other categories)

    1. Canada
    2. Fiji
    3. New Zealand

    NATO Training NTM-I

    1. Hungary
    2. Iceland
    3. Italy
    4. Netherlands
    5. Portugal
    6. Slovenia
    7. Turkey


Canada and New Zealand each have one soldier in Iraq. (I hope they hang out together because they have so much in common.) Also, Tonga actually pulled their force out in December 2004. Oh, wait, so did Canada. Now the number is back to 34. Damn. It’s like the president was lying to make it seem like more countries want to be a part of his horrible war. But they just keep bailing.

 

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FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 18, 2007 12:29 PM

mingol said:
I don't know about the rest of those countries, but Singapore has had no military presence in Iraq since March 2005.

Also, I've never before heard a person with a name like "Gísladóttir" called "guy" and "dude."



"Gísladóttir" is the name of Iceland's prime minister. Dude's name is not known.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 18, 2007 12:33 PM

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
Also, I've never before heard a person with a name like "Gísladóttir" called "guy" and "dude."


"Gísladóttir" is the name of Iceland's prime minister. Dude's name is not known.


Ah, sorry, I misread.

But apparently Gísladóttir is Iceland's Foreign Minister, not Prime Minister.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

SEP 18, 2007 12:36 PM

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
I don't know about the rest of those countries, but Singapore has had no military presence in Iraq since March 2005.

Also, I've never before heard a person with a name like "Gísladóttir" called "guy" and "dude."



"Gísladóttir" is the name of Iceland's prime minister. Dude's name is not known.



Since he's Icelandic, shouldn't that be "düde"?

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 18, 2007 12:38 PM

Uncognitive said:

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
Also, I've never before heard a person with a name like "Gísladóttir" called "guy" and "dude."


"Gísladóttir" is the name of Iceland's prime minister. Dude's name is not known.


Since he's Icelandic, shouldn't that be "düde"?



No, no - that's if he's German.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 18, 2007 12:45 PM

mingol said:

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
Also, I've never before heard a person with a name like "Gísladóttir" called "guy" and "dude."


"Gísladóttir" is the name of Iceland's prime minister. Dude's name is not known.


Ah, sorry, I misread.

But apparently Gísladóttir is Iceland's Foreign Minister, not Prime Minister.



What's the difference? It's a tiny island, probably the same lady.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 18, 2007 12:49 PM

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
But apparently Gísladóttir is Iceland's Foreign Minister, not Prime Minister.


What's the difference? It's a tiny island, probably the same lady.



What have you got against tiny islands?

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

SEP 18, 2007 03:06 PM

Thank you for not forgetting Poland.

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

SEP 18, 2007 03:11 PM

What the fuck?! Tonga isn't there anymore?! We need to get Tonga and Iceland back in this, Bush may be able to pull victory out still!

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 18, 2007 03:24 PM

mingol said:

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
But apparently Gísladóttir is Iceland's Foreign Minister, not Prime Minister.


What's the difference? It's a tiny island, probably the same lady.



What have you got against tiny islands?



To be honest, they scare me. Why do they not sink? Witchcraft?

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 18, 2007 03:31 PM

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
But apparently Gísladóttir is Iceland's Foreign Minister, not Prime Minister.


What's the difference? It's a tiny island, probably the same lady.


What have you got against tiny islands?


To be honest, they scare me. Why do they not sink? Witchcraft?



No, they're just buoyant. But you have to be careful that everyone doesn't go to one side of an island at the same time, else it will tip over.

Ascanius

Ascanius

USA
October 2006

SEP 18, 2007 03:38 PM

You guys laugh and joke, but you know that one functioning unit of the Iraqi military? Well, that was thanks to Mr. Iceland.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

SEP 18, 2007 03:43 PM

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:

FearTheReaper said:

mingol said:
But apparently Gísladóttir is Iceland's Foreign Minister, not Prime Minister.


What's the difference? It's a tiny island, probably the same lady.



What have you got against tiny islands?



To be honest, they scare me. Why do they not sink? Witchcraft?



You're worried they're going to come after you, aren't you? LA is just so coastal...

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 18, 2007 04:17 PM

mingol said:


FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 18, 2007 04:29 PM

Zarth said:

mingol said:




Red_Russian13

Red_Russian13

Dayton, OH
February 2004

SEP 18, 2007 07:15 PM

Zarth said:

Lrnec said:
The amount of people they had isn’t really important, just pulling out their one guy like this is just a silent demonstration or realisation that public opinion has mostly been against starting wars and invasions without strong evidence.


What a load of defeatist claptrap.

It's obviously because Icelandic cultural mores fail to support militarism and virile resolve in the face of adversity.



Yeah, it's what happens when you embrace Christianity I guess...

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