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Please Stop Me From Putting Fries In My Tummy

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 14 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Los Angeles, Fast food, South Central



It has come to this. On September 18th, the Los Angeles city council will vote on whether or not to create a two-year moratorium on new fast food restaurants. Yes, our government is slapping the hamburgers out of our fat, greasy hands because we cannot control ourselves. If passed, Los Angeles would become the first city in the country to adopt a health-zoning law in the US.


"Fast food is primarily the only option for those who live and work here," says City Councilwoman Jan Perry. "It's become a public-health issue that residents be given healthier choices."


Yeah, that’s it. People are fat because the bad food is accessible, not because they want to eat it all the time. It’s not because they enjoy the taste of greasy French fries over salad, but rather because they just can’t find anything else to eat. Obviously, if we just stop companies from building new fast food franchises, then people will be healthy. It is so simple! And so retarded!


"Limiting fast food could be a practical solution if it starts to address the imbalance of too many outlets with food that is not nutritious," says Mark Vallianatos, director of the Center for Food and Justice at Occidental College in Los Angeles.


Yeah, totally. Legislate the problem away. Super way to “address the imbalance.” Totally worked with prohibition. Oh, and what the fuck is a “Center for Food and Justice?” Also, what are you doing with your life, Mr. Food Justice?

But the pro-fast food moratorium peeps are "helping society."


"The side effect of a constant diet of fast food is that society pays in the long run in medical costs.”


Great argument. How about I don’t make a list of things that are bad for us that we could legislate against? I don’t have the time, the space on the website and I am not a moron.

The targeted neighborhood is South Central LA. Forty-six percent of all restaurants in the district are fast-food chains. On the west side of LA, only twelve percent of restaurants are fast food chains. Huh, I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that fast food is cheaper than regular restaurants? People in South Central do not make the crazy money that people on the west side of LA do. Also, poor people often do not have the same amount of free time to eat that rich people do. But please ignore these facts, so you can think you are helping people.


Perry and her supporters acknowledge that health zoning raises some questions: Will other healthier restaurants move into the region if new fast-food outlets are prohibited? Can the city government aid that transition? Will residents frequent restaurants with healthier options?


No. Better not. No. That was easy.


"If a particular community wants to kick out certain kinds of food, that is one thing. For outsiders to do it is patronizing and demeaning," says USC professor Barry Glassner.


Really? It’s weird to legislate how black people should eat? I never would have guessed.

I’d be okay with the government spending money to educate how people should eat and to create anti-fast food ads similar to the anti-smoking ads that are now prevalent. Obesity is a serious problem and it does tax our healthcare system, but slapping the butter out of fatty’s hand is not the answer.

 

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IHateTheLiving

IHateTheLiving

Milton, FL
June 2006

SEP 14, 2007 09:04 AM

No more chicken and waffles!?

ericwine

ericwine

Charlotte Hall, MD
January 2007

SEP 14, 2007 09:21 AM

This kind of reminds me of "legislating morality"... and it should be about equally effective.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

USA
January 2005

SEP 14, 2007 09:21 AM

It's like prohibition for grease huh?

CherryCoke

CherryCoke

North Conway, NH
May 2007

SEP 14, 2007 09:40 AM

I never eat fast food and I managed to get fat for a while.
The only reason I lost weight is because I decided that I cared about my body, not because the government told me I should.
Being fat is a choice for a lot of people. If they don't want to put the effort into eating healthier and exercising then a ban on new fast food restaurants isn't going to help them.
Because you can buy plenty of unhealthy shit at the grocery store.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ
June 2003

SEP 14, 2007 09:49 AM

FearTheReaper said:
Really? It's weird to legislate how black people should eat? I never would have guessed.



Yup, it was all down hill once we let them vote and sit where they like on the bus. We're really fucked if women get the right to vote.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

SEP 14, 2007 09:52 AM

Sheep need sheppards sadly.

PinkyLiz1988

PinkyLiz1988

Delaware, OH
December 2006

SEP 14, 2007 10:05 AM

lol like with prohibtion and the bath tub gin... americans will start making their own fatty, unhealthy food... hate to see how they are going to stop THAT!

Saraah

Saraah

Los Angeles, CA
March 2007

SEP 14, 2007 10:09 AM

From a "legislating health" side, I agree its a slippery slope.

...but from every other side (and there many, I think. it's not like a coin, more like a dodecahedron), I think it's a great idea. They're not demolishing existing fast food restaurants, right? They're not barring people from eating and working at the hundreds and hundreds of existing Fatburgers or LardLands or whatever.

It seems to me that this will create more opportunities for small (cheap) restaurants to open (which can only be a good thing from a community perspective, right?) and FEWER opportunities for the urban landscape to become further dotted with golden arches and that depressing signage Winchell's uses (why so much yellow!!? Unappetizing.)

Honestly, I eat fast food probably 5 times a week. I don't even own cutlery. For real. When I was a child, my favorite thing was being flown around (i.e. carried by my parents) in a cardboard box that I covered with drawings of FRENCH FRIES. Again, I am being serious. I am a pathetic, gross slob who loves me some McDonalds. And even *I* don't see the downside here.

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

SEP 14, 2007 10:11 AM

Why don't they start having healthy food in school cafeterias? It costs about the same, but can nip childhood obesity in the bud, which would cut down on adult obesity by teaching children how to eat healthy.

How is banning burgers going to prevent people from eating twinkies and chips?

Heracleitus

Heracleitus

North Hollywood, CA
May 2005

SEP 14, 2007 10:13 AM

I'm not saying legislation is the way to go, but there is some sense to the argument. Not only are poorer areas lacking in restaurants with healthier alternatives, they also often suffer from a dearth of conveniently located grocery outlets offering a wide variety of products. Hence, people in poorer communities, who often work long hours, are more likely to rely on fast food and small convenience chains like 7-11 that offer high-caloric, low-nutrient options. That problem is only compounded in LA, where (let's face it) it often takes bloody forever to drive anywhere, assuming you even have a car and don't rely on public transportation.

That being said, the proposed law obviously only addresses a symptom rather than the cause of a very difficult problem and the legislation would do nothing to combat the over-saturation of these junk food mongers already in place. So yeah, as you said, education and, well, eliminating poverty are probably better ways to fight the fat, but, to be fair, that does nothing to address how people in somewhat desperate straits are basically being taken advantage of.

Not that I have any better answer...

Lrnec

Lrnec

Ireland
September 2007

SEP 14, 2007 10:23 AM

It’s just a discouragement tactic. They aren’t making fast food illegal, just reducing its convenience, it’s the same thing many governments have tried to do with cigarettes, pipes and cigar smokers.

They want the general populace to stop smoking/eating unhealthy food so they reduce the convenience and easy of use by banning smoking in a large number of areas and putting an age limit on cigarettes so apparently only people of a “responsible age” can get access to them. They’re pretty much just doing the same thing here only with fast food instead of tobacco, banning fast food restaurants in busy or popular areas appears to be the tactic and will decrease the consumption of fast food.

baudot

baudot

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

SEP 14, 2007 10:24 AM

How are they defining "fast food" for the sake of the ban? Is the ban really on the speed the food is prepared at? I can slop out a ladle of healthy curry and brown rice faster than I can a burger and fries.

SimpleSimon

SimpleSimon

Washington, PA
September 2007

SEP 14, 2007 10:29 AM

I agree that obesity is a problem and all of that jazz, but honestly, if people want to eat greasy fast food that we know aids growing waistlines, then they're gonna eat it. As long as they dont go for my deep fryer next. I loves me some homemade frenchfries. I like the idea of anti-greasy food ads, though. I mean, I'd rather they do that than "aid the transiton" of healthy food chains going in where greasy food chains would otherwise. Taxes are a bitch, especially for such a poor college kid as I.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

SEP 14, 2007 11:11 AM

Yeah, quit telling us we're going to kill children because we smoke pot and start telling us the truth by telling us we're going to kill ourselves because we eat grease sandwiches with pure-carb sticks and wash it down with a bucket of Coke.

Or, uh, don't.

Gerry_D

Gerry_D

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

SEP 14, 2007 11:16 AM

I kind of wonder if the fast food owners got together and are trying put a cap on the fat food business.

of course, in 2 years Lard Lad restaurants will be everywhere.

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