Please Stop Me From Putting Fries In My Tummy
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 14 2007 9:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: Los Angeles, Fast food, South Central

It has come to this. On September 18th, the Los Angeles city council will vote on whether or not to create a two-year moratorium on new fast food restaurants. Yes, our government is slapping the hamburgers out of our fat, greasy hands because we cannot control ourselves. If passed, Los Angeles would become the first city in the country to adopt a health-zoning law in the US.
"Fast food is primarily the only option for those who live and work here," says City Councilwoman Jan Perry. "It's become a public-health issue that residents be given healthier choices."
Yeah, that’s it. People are fat because the bad food is accessible, not because they want to eat it all the time. It’s not because they enjoy the taste of greasy French fries over salad, but rather because they just can’t find anything else to eat. Obviously, if we just stop companies from building new fast food franchises, then people will be healthy. It is so simple! And so retarded!
"Limiting fast food could be a practical solution if it starts to address the imbalance of too many outlets with food that is not nutritious," says Mark Vallianatos, director of the Center for Food and Justice at Occidental College in Los Angeles.
Yeah, totally. Legislate the problem away. Super way to “address the imbalance.” Totally worked with prohibition. Oh, and what the fuck is a “Center for Food and Justice?” Also, what are you doing with your life, Mr. Food Justice?
But the pro-fast food moratorium peeps are "helping society."
"The side effect of a constant diet of fast food is that society pays in the long run in medical costs.”
Great argument. How about I don’t make a list of things that are bad for us that we could legislate against? I don’t have the time, the space on the website and I am not a moron.
The targeted neighborhood is South Central LA. Forty-six percent of all restaurants in the district are fast-food chains. On the west side of LA, only twelve percent of restaurants are fast food chains. Huh, I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that fast food is cheaper than regular restaurants? People in South Central do not make the crazy money that people on the west side of LA do. Also, poor people often do not have the same amount of free time to eat that rich people do. But please ignore these facts, so you can think you are helping people.
Perry and her supporters acknowledge that health zoning raises some questions: Will other healthier restaurants move into the region if new fast-food outlets are prohibited? Can the city government aid that transition? Will residents frequent restaurants with healthier options?
No. Better not. No. That was easy.
"If a particular community wants to kick out certain kinds of food, that is one thing. For outsiders to do it is patronizing and demeaning," says USC professor Barry Glassner.
Really? It’s weird to legislate how black people should eat? I never would have guessed.
I’d be okay with the government spending money to educate how people should eat and to create anti-fast food ads similar to the anti-smoking ads that are now prevalent. Obesity is a serious problem and it does tax our healthcare system, but slapping the butter out of fatty’s hand is not the answer.
















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