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Whores Totally Cool, Gay Stuff Not So Much



Remember Senator David Vitter? A few weeks ago we learned that he used to spend time banging hookers. The Louisiana Senator apologized for “a very serious sin in his past.” What he meant was that he was having sex with a prostitute and, according to phone records, was even calling the DC Madam while he was on the House floor making votes.


This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there - with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.


Of course, his fellow Republican lawmakers let it slide. No slap on the wrist for Vitter. And why should they? He apologized to them and to God. Also, the statue of limitations had passed, so he was free and clear. How does one respond to a religious man who spent his years trying to legislate morality and then gets caught screwing hookers? His fellow Republicans gave him a standing ovation upon his return to the Senate. That is some quality douchebaggery, there.

Now, lets take a look at Senator Larry Craig. Things did not go so well for him when he was arrested in a bizarre gay bathroom sting operation at the Minneapolis airport. As soon as his Republican colleagues learned of his illegal gay activity, they demanded he resign.

Craig has since claimed he is not gay and has filed papers to withdraw his guilty plea and fight the charges. He will most probably win the case because all he did was tap his foot near a cop’s foot. It will be a tough crime to prosecute. But his fellow Republicans don’t care whether or not he is going to withdraw his plea and fight the charges. They want the gay dude gone.

So, here’s the crime scorecard. Vitter admits to having sex with hookers and there is even evidence that he called for whores while he was voting on the House floor. Standing ovation. Larry Craig pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor because he was scared that the media would discover his arrest. He then said he would fight the charges. He is forced to resign. One man was having straight sex, while the other was looking for gay sex. Both are crimes, but one got lucky with the statute of limitations. Not hard to figure out what the problem was with Craig.

But the heat is about to be turned up on David Vitter. Another prostitute claimed she had a four-month “sexual relationship” with the Senator. Because her claims could not be verified, the charges went away. But now it looks like they are coming back.

Larry Flint paid for the hooker to take a lie detector test, which she passed. Today he will hold a news conference with the prostitute to reveal the results. They will then challenge Senator Vitter to take his own polygraph.


Ellis said Monday that she took the polygraph test because Vitter tried to impugn her credibility at a news conference in July, when he denied news reports about his involvement with prostitutes in New Orleans without being specific.


Please don’t impugn the credibility of the whore. That is not cool.

And it gets better. Flynt is paying Ellis to detail all her fuck sessions with Vitter. They will be published next spring in Hustler. The magazine made sure Ellis passed the lie detector test before they offered her the deal.


Ellis said she met regularly with Vitter in the French Quarter apartment and that he paid her through her pimp, Jonathan, whose last name she did not know. She said Vitter met her through the New Orleans Escort Service.


Sadly, Vitter was not a freak.


Ellis said she and Vitter had safe sex and that he did not have any unusual proclivities. She said he paid $300 an hour for her services.

"He was a very clean man," Ellis said. "He came in, took a shower, did his business and would leave."


Boo. Why couldn’t he just shit on her chest once? It would have made this a lot more fun. Either way, as much as the Republicans and Vitter want this to go away, it’s not. And the same can be said for Larry Craig, as he gears up to fight the charges. Keep it in the news as long as you can, boys. And don't forget, one is good and the other is bad.

 

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Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 14, 2007 01:06 PM

FearTheReaper said:

Zarth said:

FearTheReaper said:

Zarth said:

FearTheReaper said:

Otoki said:
I was actually pretty surprised when FTR made the whore remark in the way in which he did. I wasn't really aware that whores (or, perhaps, sex workers in general) shouldn't be thought of as trust-worthy or honest in a criminal investigation.

There was a semi-recent case of a stripper who tried to get a cop prosecuted for forcing sexual acts from her, but the case was dismissed because the jury sided with the defense's argument that a woman who "moves up and down a pole" for a living WANTS sexual attention.

It's that sort of prevailing attitude in America that gets alot of sex workers (and friends') hackles up when someone implies a whore's word is not to be trusted.


Jesus fucking Christ. That is what I meant when I wrote it. SOCIETY will never take the word of a whore over anyone else. GET IT?


Or you could have just clarified that in the first place instead of picking a fight.
You're a very silly man.


Can't argue with that.


Dammit. And here I was trying to pick a fight. You monster!


You're disgusting for wanting to pick a fight. Animal


Them's fightin' words!

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 14, 2007 01:18 PM

Get a room.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 14, 2007 01:28 PM

meatpieboy said:
Get a room.


So will Zarth be paying FearTheReaper, or will FearTheReaper be paying Zarth?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 14, 2007 01:44 PM

mingol said:

meatpieboy said:
Get a room.


So will Zarth be paying FearTheReaper, or will FearTheReaper be paying Zarth?


I get it comped.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 14, 2007 02:02 PM

Zarth said:

mingol said:

meatpieboy said:
Get a room.


So will Zarth be paying FearTheReaper, or will FearTheReaper be paying Zarth?


I get it comped.



Thank you, mingol, for daring to tread where I did not.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 14, 2007 02:20 PM

meatpieboy said:

Zarth said:

mingol said:

meatpieboy said:
Get a room.


So will Zarth be paying FearTheReaper, or will FearTheReaper be paying Zarth?


I get it comped.


Thank you, mingol, for daring to tread where I did not.


What exactly do you mean by that?


TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 14, 2007 03:56 PM

FearTheReaper said:
Interesting. I do not think I am superior because of my second rate comedy job. I think I am superior because you fuck whores. .



I don't fuck whores, you stupid tool. I've already made this clear.

I'm friends with one. On this site. I talk to her about what she does. I have not fucked her, in her capacity as a whore or as a private individual.

Jeeeeeesus, but you'se is dumb.

(Not to mention that you originally posed your superiority in terms of you being superior to whores, rather than to whore-fuckers. Of course, what you were really doing is cleverly making a point about how society doesn't trust whores. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.)

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 14, 2007 04:03 PM

SoonerDog said:
You're getting him mixed up with princkly



Thanks for actually paying attention. wink

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 14, 2007 04:30 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

FearTheReaper said:
Interesting. I do not think I am superior because of my second rate comedy job. I think I am superior because you fuck whores. .



I don't fuck whores, you stupid tool. I've already made this clear.

I'm friends with one. On this site. I talk to her about what she does. I have not fucked her, in her capacity as a whore or as a private individual.

Jeeeeeesus, but you'se is dumb.

(Not to mention that you originally posed your superiority in terms of you being superior to whores, rather than to whore-fuckers. Of course, what you were really doing is cleverly making a point about how society doesn't trust whores. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.)



I am superior to both whores and whore fuckers. I have no respect for whores. I have less respect for the people who fuck them. Don't really give a shit if a girl on this site is a whore or not. It's an ugly way to live your life and will get no respect from me.

It was easy to mix up you and the other guy because you are both idiots.

Sorry you are too stupid to grasp what I wrote. I was not "making" a clever point. It was not even remotely clever, which is why it is baffling that you did not understand it.

Actually, at this point I just think you are a fucking idiot and am going to put you on ignore. Say hi to your whore friend, she sounds great. Have a nice life.

princkly

princkly

I'm lost
April 2006

SEP 14, 2007 06:19 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

SoonerDog said:
You're getting him mixed up with princkly


Thanks for actually paying attention. wink


....and Princkly is the one who fucks "whores" (as some people need to call them) very, very regularly.

But it's a funny thing. I don't actually think of them as whores. To me they just seem like really nice women who work as sex workers.

Of course, some people struggle with the concept that an emotionally and mentally mature man and woman can come to this agreement. Maybe they're jealous. At least the amount of verbal venom we have spat upon us would suggest that.

Why is it difficult to accept the fact that she is happy selling sexual services and the client is happy to purchase them? There is no exploitation or power game here. It is a happy, mature and mutually respectful agreement. There is no need to be judgmental or angry at those who have decided they want to do this.

To me it's no different from passing judgment on people for other bedroom activities. If you don't like it don't do it. It's not hurting you so mind your own business and keep your nasty comments and condescending judgmental language out of it. It seems to me that some people have such an inferiority complex that they have to find someone in society who they can publicly condemn with verbal violence and without fear of consequence.

I am sure the immediate response once again will be to suggest that "Working Girls" are all exploited and have lost their self-respect and clients are all insensitive, but it's not true. It's simply not true! Only direct experience will teach you otherwise. As TheFuckOffKid has pointed out. He has met a young woman who works as a sex worker and has probably found her to be a gracious person, no less deserving of respect than anyone else in society. If it is who I think it is, her blog reveals an intelligence and writing talent that is awesome. Which doesn't surprise me. I have met lots of immensely intelligent and talented women who are sex workers.

I don't know. Perhaps it is just the city I live in and the brothels I go to that gives me such a positive outlook on the profession. But then, the same can be said of many other jobs can't it? There are lots of jobs that can be done in a safe and respectful environment or done in a dangerous and exploitive environment. When we think of sex-work why do we always have to think of the dark and exploitive?

I am not an unkind or insensitive male. I do not treat women as objects. I am not desperate. I can get laid outside of a brothel. %u2013 I just happen to like this special kind of encounter. The girls who work in these brothels are not desperate or exploited. They can say "No" to any prospective client. Most earn a lot more than their clients (good for them!). They are not drug dependant (though some might be. But then so are some doctors and lawyers). Some are married. Some are single mothers. Some are studying. Some have other work and do this for part time work. (I was with one the other day who is a qualified lawyer). Some do it for fun. Yes, it can be a LOT of fun for both parties. Some of us become friends outside of the parlour.

There is a very positive side to legalized prostitution and the client/sex worker relationship and some perfectly decent people participate in the arrangement

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 14, 2007 08:35 PM

FearTheReaper said:
Sorry you are too stupid



Well golly. what a surprise, FearTheReaper's biting retort strategy happens yet again.

"You're stupid! I don't know why and can't really rebut any of your substantive arguments properly so hopefully if I just call you stupid you'll cry! Just in case you don't, I always have the ignore button! Hooray for me! Another foe deftly vanquished. I rule!!!!"

Tosser.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 14, 2007 08:38 PM

princkly said:
As TheFuckOffKid has pointed out. He has met a young woman who works as a sex worker and has probably found her to be a gracious person, no less deserving of respect than anyone else in society. If it is who I think it is, her blog reveals an intelligence and writing talent that is awesome.



It is who you think it is. After an extended period of being a "disembodied" writer via her blog on this site, she's been getting out and meeting the various members, and everybody comes away impressed ... and lots of us a little bit infatuated, males and females alike.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

SEP 14, 2007 08:38 PM

What's a tosser?

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 14, 2007 08:42 PM

emotedcreations said:
What's a tosser?



Something so bad I cannot describe it here.

IronOrchid

ironorchid

Australia
February 2007

SEP 14, 2007 08:47 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

emotedcreations said:
What's a tosser?



Something so bad I cannot describe it here.



LULZ. You win teh interwebs!

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