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Democrats Might Slap The Shit Out Of Bush’s Wrist



George W. Bush must be a very scared man today because the Democrats are thinking about officially calling him a bad man. Senator Russ Feingold says he will offer two censure resolutions for Bush’s handling of the Iraq war and his “assault” on the Constitution. I think we can safely assume Bush is curled up in a corner right now, crying and mumbling, “Why?,” over and over.

Censure may be the most useless thing the Senate can do.

Censure is a procedure for publicly reprimanding a public official for inappropriate behavior. When the President is censured, it serves merely as a condemnation and has no direct effect on the validity of presidency, nor are there any other particular legal consequences.


Pretty scary, huh? To date, Andrew Jackson is the only president to have ever been censured. It occurred on March 28, 1834 and to this day it haunts his legacy. The first thing Americans think of when his name is mentioned is, “Oh, he was a bad boy.” Of course, in 1937 control of Congress switched parties and Jackson's censure was reversed. It's a powerful tool, yield it with caution!

One censure resolution would scold Bush for going to war without adequate military preparation and issuing misleading statements. (I’m actually not sure when Bush has issued a statement we can trust) The other censure resolution would chastise Bush for all of the illegal acts he has committed, like disregarding the Geneva Conventions by torturing prisoners of war, using signing statements to override congressional lawmaking authority, eavesdropping on Americans without court warrants, refusing to comply with Congressional subpoenas, ordering ex-employees to not comply with Congressional subpoenas, firing federal prosecutors for political reasons, infusing media with government propaganda, placing "gatekeepers" in all federal agencies who report directly to the White House, arresting peaceful protestors and manipulating the terror alert system to instill fear in Americans.

"This is an opportunity for people to say, let's at least reflect on the record that something terrible has happened here," said Feingold. "This administration has weakened America in a way that is frightful."


Too bad there isn’t anything else in the constitution that deals with what to do when the president breaks the law and misleads the country into going to war. It would be really great if there were.

Feingold wanted to censure Bush back in 2006, but only three of his fellow Democrats were on board with the idea. It is doubtful he will find anyone to agree with him this time, either. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has already said he doesn’t like the idea.

Reid said he would not go along with them and said the Senate needs to focus on finishing spending bills on defense and homeland security.

"We have a lot of work to do," Reid said. "The president already has the mark of the American people — he's the worst president we ever had. I don't think we need a censure resolution in the Senate to prove that."


Give ‘em hell, Harry! Actually, Harry, low approval ratings are not a punishment. They actually give you a mandate to go after the fucker with every weapon you have. People dislike him more than his father, which is really saying something. He should have been censured a long time ago and Congress should now be looking at more severe punishments. Like impeachment.

Would impeachment succeed? Probably not. But that’s not why it’s in the Constitution. It is the duty of Congress to impeach a president when he is acting so far outside the law. But the Democrats are a ball less crew of chickenshits. The Republicans went after Clinton when it was obvious he would not be removed from office. Why? They believed he had broken the law. Did they suffer during the next election? No, they ended up controlling all branches of government – even though the majority of Americans disagreed with their decision.

But here are the Democrats, taking no action against the most unpopular president since Nixon. Losing control of Congress is what the Democrats fear and so, they do nothing. Their lack of action against Bush is purely for political reasons. The man is a reckless, lying, religious nut. Impeachment was created for Bush. Too bad Democrats work from a position of fear and not strength.

 

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emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUL 24, 2007 06:35 PM

As far as I'm concerned, censure is a good thing. Whether or not it does anything directly at the moment, at least in the future people will look back and there will be an official recognition that this administration and president was inept at best. If only for the history books...

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JUL 25, 2007 02:06 AM

Incidentally, I think there's a date wrong in the original article. Unless there really was uninterrupted control by a single party for over a century, which would seem pretty strongly contrary to what I learned in history class.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUL 25, 2007 11:27 PM

malkav11 said:
Incidentally, I think there's a date wrong in the original article. Unless there really was uninterrupted control by a single party for over a century, which would seem pretty strongly contrary to what I learned in history class.

Nope, you're wrong.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUL 25, 2007 11:33 PM

SuperCrunch

SuperCrunch

Birmingham, AL
January 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:42 AM

I wish congress would tell me that I was bad every time I did something illegal rather than actually uphold the law.

SuperCrunch

SuperCrunch

Birmingham, AL
January 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:45 AM

emotedcreations said:
As far as I'm concerned, censure is a good thing. Whether or not it does anything directly at the moment, at least in the future people will look back and there will be an official recognition that this administration and president was inept at best. If only for the history books...



This is a decent point. I would hate it if people never knew what a terrible president he was. However, wouldn't it be even better if we could actually try all of these mother fuckers for their crimes rather than just let everyone know that they did a bad job.

OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY
July 2006

JUL 26, 2007 03:50 PM

I'm MOVING to Australia.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 26, 2007 04:27 PM

emotedcreations said:

malkav11 said:
Incidentally, I think there's a date wrong in the original article. Unless there really was uninterrupted control by a single party for over a century, which would seem pretty strongly contrary to what I learned in history class.

Nope, you're wrong.


No, he's right. Andrew Jackson's censure was overturned in 1837, not 1937.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUL 26, 2007 08:18 PM

Zarth said:

emotedcreations said:

malkav11 said:
Incidentally, I think there's a date wrong in the original article. Unless there really was uninterrupted control by a single party for over a century, which would seem pretty strongly contrary to what I learned in history class.

Nope, you're wrong.


No, he's right. Andrew Jackson's censure was overturned in 1837, not 1937.

I was just teasing. I need to start being more obvious. I just thought it was obvious that a single party didn't have uninterrupted control of the government for over century. No?

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUL 26, 2007 08:19 PM

SuperCrunch said:

emotedcreations said:
As far as I'm concerned, censure is a good thing. Whether or not it does anything directly at the moment, at least in the future people will look back and there will be an official recognition that this administration and president was inept at best. If only for the history books...



This is a decent point. I would hate it if people never knew what a terrible president he was. However, wouldn't it be even better if we could actually try all of these mother fuckers for their crimes rather than just let everyone know that they did a bad job.

Well, in my estimation it's kinda like saying, we would have tried all the fuckers (and we really really wanted to), but the fatalistically flawed Bush loyalists prevented us from doing so. Kinda like a murderer who gets off on a legal technicality: "well, we just wanted everyone to know the douche was a real bastard."

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