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- THURSDAY JUNE 21 2007 6:00 PM
Australia Bans Booze and Porn Unless Youre White.
Submitted by Uncognitive
Edited by erin_broadley

John Howard, the Prime Minister of Australia, announced today that the sale, possession, transportation and consumption of alcohol, as well as the possession of hardcore pornography, would be banned in Australia for at least six months.
He also said the federal government would take over the administrative duties of local communities so that this ban could be effectively enforced, including searching all public computers for pornographic images and restructuring welfare benefits so that those payments could not be spent on alcohol.
Oh wait, those bans only apply to Aborigines.
Fear not, tourists, those big-ass cans of Fosters will still be there when you get off the plane, mate!
Howards decree comes in response to the recent release of a comprehensive governmental report on the sexual abuse of children in Aboriginal communities in Australias Northern Territories. This report described child sex abuse as serious, widespread and often unreported in Aboriginal communities, and said the root cause was the breakdown Aboriginal culture and society.
Much of the violence and sexual abuse occurring in Territory communities is a reflection of past, current and continuing social problems which have developed over many decades.
The combined effects of poor health, alcohol and drug abuse, unemployment, gambling, pornography, poor education and housing, and a general loss of identity and control have contributed to violence and to sexual abuse in many forms.
The report also pointed out that Aboriginal people are not the only victims and not the only perpetrators of sexual abuse. and that most Aboriginal people are willing and committed to solving problems and helping their children. They are also eager to better educate themselves.
The report then went on to recommend a holistic approach to addressing these issues, urging the Australian government to work with and help empower Aboriginal communities by improving education, housing, and family support services, while making it easier for victims to report incidents of sexual abuse. When discussing the problem of rampant alcohol abuse in Aboriginal communities, the report recommended the following:
That, as a matter of urgency, the government consults with all Aboriginal communities with a view to identifying culturally effective strategies for reducing alcohol related harm that are incorporated in individual community alcohol management plans.
That, as a matter of urgency, the government makes greater efforts to reduce access to takeaway liquor in the Northern Territory, enhance the responsible use of takeaway liquor, restrict the flow of alcohol into Aboriginal communities and support Aboriginal community efforts to deal with issues relating to alcohol.
As for pornography, the report suggested an educational campaign to limit the exposure of children to sexually explicit material as well as increasing awareness of Australias age of consent laws.
You may be wondering how any of those recommendations could be summed up as, Please ignore the crushing poverty and unemployment and do nothing to improve education and social services while announcing a sweeping ban on alcohol and pornography that only applies to Aboriginal communities and not mixed-race communities nearby. As a bonus, even though the report includes numerous examples of white people sexually exploiting Aborigines, why not make it easier for white folks to enter Aboriginal land? Hey, while youre at it, dont bother to consult with any actual Aborigines, the people who drafted the report, or even the folks in the local government before you decide what to do. Thats bound to empower the shit out of those Aborgines!
Well, to be fair, John Howard is kind of an asshole.
Apparently some Australians, including actual Aborigines, agree, as Howards response has been called an "outrageous authoritarian crackdown" and a knee-jerk reaction.
However, that knee-jerk reaction will soon have the force of law behind it. At least history is full of examples of alcohol prohibition working flawlessly and of there being no negative consequences when a white government enforces paternalistic policies on an indigenous non-white minority, right?
Right?




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